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Happy 420 everyone, i hope you all have a epic awesome sauce swagtastic days
#localgardenweed#the weed is rambling#420#420 day#tw weed#tw drugs#WEED DAY RAAAAA#Im not gonna smoke any cause i have no way of getting it legally but like#you guys are so lucky im not making a million jokes ahout me being set on fire cause#get it#my name is weed#and its weed day#weed and weed day#get it *laugh track*#also fun fact 6 years ago today i got sent to the psych ward#is it a major coincidence? yes. is it funny as fuck? also yes#i still have the id bracelet from it too so i can confirm it#so happy weed day and have a mental health day#idk if weed will fix it though but ya know numb some of the pain#dont rely on it though guys fluttering eyes#also FOR GODD SAKE DONT SHOW UP TO LIKE RESTAURANTS OR THEMPARKS OR FAST FOOD PLACES HIGH AS BALLS I STFU YALL STINK#i work at a Chuck E Cheese and im so glad i dont work today cause id have to be drowned in weed smell at kid check#THINK OF YOUR FELLOW MAN#anyway stay ventilated and safe guys stay swagtastic
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I want it to be a smoke weed at work day. But there have already been quite a few smoke weed at work days this week. So I'm unsure
#i dont wanna grt back to smoking at work every day cause that makes the weed go away so fast#but then again it is my bday season so
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#i may be funny at times#doctor who memes#doctor who#dr who#classic who#classic doctor who#first doctor#second doctor#every day i wake up and cry because i will never see the lost doctor who (sea)weed episode in its original glory#third doctor#(idk if he has any lost
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#rain world#fanart#slugcat#rw rivulet#rw ruffles#was gonna color but im lazy and today is a not so happy day for me so#literally only posted cuz i like the face the slug on the right makes lmfao#my art#tw weed#cw weed#mentioned but still#dont smoke kids
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#nicktoons unite#danny phantom#fairly odd parents#spongebob squarepants#dewdles#weed mention#i kept reminding myself to post on tumblr for the past few days and only now i remembered OAJFDSKFJS#drug mention
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happy 420 everypony
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt fanart#drop art#tmnt#tmnt 2018#rottmnt donnie#save rottmnt#rottmnt mikey#i guess im only posting art when it’s a significant day#also idk much abt tumblrs opinion on the turtles smoking weed lmao whateva we ball
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My less popular opinion (and what I believe to be implied by the art in Lost Days) is that rather than waking up in a fully grown body Jason didn’t actually complete his puberty until after his Lazarus pit dip while he was on his murder tour. Imagine you’re tied up in a basement in Berlin getting interrogated by a teenager and his voice is cracking the entire time and if you laugh he’s going to shoot you
#Late puberty Jason truthers rise#Egon calling up Talia like ‘did you send me a middle schooler what is this’. ‘He’s technically high school aged actually’#he would’ve been like 18 when he finally regained consciousness but the way he’s drawn could easily be mistaken for 15#I know people love the body dysmorphia angst of Jason waking up big but I offer you this: Jason wakes up looking basically the same to a#world that has moved on without him and is unrecognizable. His death/injuries stunted him he existed for years in a state of suspension#while the world passed him by. He was on pause while everyone kept moving on and he didn’t get unpaused until the Lazarus pit and he has#to scramble to catch up. He’s actually 18 but the last thing he remembers is being 15 and his body reflects this state#and then once his mind is finally back online puberty hits him like a truck. Just look at the difference between how Jason is drawn#immediately after his dip in the Lazarus pit vs the end of lost days when his training arc is over#It implies it could’ve been multiple years but in order to fit with the timeline of other comics I personally don’t think it#would’ve been that long. I think he just sprouted up like a weed#Jason Todd#dc#I think Jason is technically still growing by the time he’s red hood. In my personal mindscape he doesn’t reach his peak buffness/height#he’s like 21 and he’s 19 in utrh#Sorry for my 1538283th post about red hood lost days I’m obsessed with his little fucked up coming of age story#Red hood lost days
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Laios's three Boy Best Friends. And yes, they hate him.
#dungeon meshi#laios touden#toshiro nakamoto#chilchuck tims#kabru#BF in this context could be boyfriend or best friend. The line is so blurry.#Chilchuck less so but whatever is going on between Shuro and Laios & Kabru and Laios is giving strong:#“dude if you were a girl I'd date the hell out of you”. And from the genderswap extra's that sentiment is canon for BOTH.#This was made prior to the translation of the Laios & Kabru & Shuro restaurant date comic and honestly I am just feeling vindicated.#I don't even know what to call this dynamic other than a situationship. There is so much going on between all of them.#Even on a purely platonic reading - the miscommunication and male yearning for friendship hurt so bad.#When we got the Big Hug scene in the epilogue arc I was whooping and hollering! Pure catharsis moment!#I also don't like hugs very much so I really felt it went Shuro ('hates being touched') went in for the bear hug.#Do not get me started on the agony of 'always lying' Kabru telling the truth (I just wanted to be friends)#and 'always believes' Laios thinking it's another lie and brushing him off.#I am once again supporting dungeon meshi day by posting art. Please watch dungeon meshi.#obligatory edit because I’m tired: YES. Chilchuck cares for Laios and him admitting it was a huge part of his arc#YES he is more just fed up with him that actually hating him.#I needed a third guy to be canonically done with his ass for the THREE WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS reference
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Okay, i love smut sometimes but can we not go back to fluff and especially ANGST!?!? And i dont mean start off with angst and end with angsty smut or start with fluff and end with fluffy smut, i mean genuine fluff and angst, pure pain or happiness. Its literally the only thing that comes up for most searches, especially on tumblr and its so annoying cause i just want to read something but its all just dick and pussy like PLEASE
Not to mention the amount of DISTURBING "dark content" smuts there are. It's creepy and weird
#aot fics really annoy me with this#because its all modern day college aus with weed and drugs and i just want canon content ffs#mha#bnha#jjk#jjk gojo#jujutsu kaisen#my hero academia#attack on titan#aot#gojo x reader#geto x reader#bakugou x reader#demon slayer#writing#fanfic#mha smut#aot smut#jjk smut#dabi#boku no hero academia#shoto todoroki#todoroki#geto suguru#gojo satoru#levi ackerman#eren yeager
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comic titled "I DIDNT GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT"
#adventure time#finn adventure time#fern adventure time#huntress wizard adventure time#huntress wizard#finn the human#finn mertens#fern the human#fern mertens#full on sobbing last night after watching the last episode of AT and the next day all my brain can think of is a weed joke
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cw weed
having vivid images of lazy make outs with luke, fueled by the weed buzzing through your systems.
laying back on the grass, the breeze blowing against your skin and tickling the grass along your legs. your body is heavy, still fighting off the initial high that urges you to lay back and do absolutely nothing.
you’re attempting to combat it enough to engage, willing your mouth to open, your lips to move, your tongue to press against his.
his hand is at your lower back, pulling you closer to him, keeping you still by slotting your legs together. he starts to grip at your ass, digging his fingers into the flesh despite your flimsy shorts covering them. he doesn’t care much for them, nudging his fingers under the elastic waistband to meet his target, flesh against flesh.
hornier than you thought, you’re already moaning into his open mouth as you lazily start to press your crotch against his, determinedly searching for the angle that’ll provide the most friction.
there’s so much going on, but at such a languid pace. you feel like you have all the time in the world, definitely another effect of the herbal taste at the back of luke’s teeth and the smell in his hair. when you’re both a little more sober, you know he’s going to make you take a dip in the sound to rinse the smell off of you both.
but for now you’ll stay like this for as long as either of you can take. and if luke’s hand—having now circled to the front and starting to tease your cunt through your panties—is anything to go by, neither of you will last long.
#i do not smoke#so excuse inaccuracies#cw weed#also he deff smoked u out for v day#lukesworld!#luke castellan x reader#luke castellan x you
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I want to vape water so bad. It looks like fun and I remember sucking the mist from my mom's miniature rock fountain and laughing out clouds of distilled water and a little bit of dirt.
Tiny horses we dipped in and out of the fog, mistepped and broke their tiny legs, left them too close to the little motor which somehow sprouted blisters on their plaster hides.
Spinning sticks in the embers trying to make smoke rings before we get scolded for playing with fire.
Ok I'm an adult now can I play with fire? Can I play with water?
What are they packing into those pens that rots our lungs and blisters and scars and does such fun things we call "popcorn" like it's a snappy bright flavor of addiction?
Can I just play with it?
I don't trust anyone to make toys in an industry whose mission statement is to hurt and harm in 10 colorful new flavors!
Literally it's just clouds. You made clouds into polkadot poison and gave it to kids like bubbles and a wand.
We have to laugh and mock and boo and try to make it uncool to somehow stop the damage but fuck, it IS cool! It's dragon's breath without the biting cold of winter but you went and made it sick.
Man what the hell. Imagine if bubbles could kill you.
Why did they do that?
I'm going outside to find cool sticks. I just wish I could bring the clouds with me.
#I have to be very careful about literally everything that could be addicting#cause I immediately dive into it#havent played the sims at all this year because I don't have the time to lose myself for a couple weeks and stay up all night#so no weed no video games no booze no nothing#Once I got addicted to showers and started taking multiple per day because I guess I was self medicating something going wrong somehow#i dont know#shire screams#shire writes#yall enjoy whatever this is
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As a treat (and a little celebration) here’s high af Professor
#I was supposed to post it on weed day but we all know what happened#watcher#watcher entertainment#the professor#puppet history
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xie lian’s 3 weed smoking girlfriends
#they hold hands and kiss and smoke weed together#happy trans day of visibility btw!#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hua cheng#hualian#xie lian#hob#lmao#heaven official’s blessing#art#my art#weed smoking gfs#smoking cw#drugs cw
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