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#weaponized therapy#weaponized incompetence#gender#feminism#dump him#dating#heterorealism#emotional labor
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Kinn would use pet names because he is the type of dork who would find them genuinely romantic.
Kim would use pet names because he thinks it gets him a good grade in boyfriend, a normal and possible thing to want to achieve.
Vegas would use pet names because he is exerting ownership in ways deemed socially acceptable, but he has to be pretentious about it.
#vegas hits pete with “beloved” one day and they both freeze as it is distinctly not “pet”#macau is in the background happy they managed to use a normal pet name for once#kinns pet names get increasingly more and more ridiculous and porsche can roll his eyes all he wants but he loves it#pete and porsche both get turned on when their partners refer to them as “my weapon”#which is something they would examine in therapy if they ever thought about getting it#no one knows what is going on with kim but if chay giggles and blushes because of an “angel” here and a “bambi” there#well the bodyguards know better than to mention it#also this randomly came to me in my current sleep deprived daze#but when pete is petty he'll start referring to himself with stereotypical dog names#like “spot” or “rover” and the thai equivalents#and it is so fucking weird for everyone to watch vegas get so pissed off about it#macau is just happy vegas isnt like breaking things or going on a torture spree#this has been one fourty five am rambles with calcium who doesnt think these are in character but you know#vegaspete#kinnporsche#kimchay#kinnporsche the series
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Maddy watched her son as he chatted with his friends at the kitchen table, homework and after school snacked were scattered across its surface as Danny told his friends all about his new crush.
And that was exactly what it was. She recognized those soft pleading puppy dog eyes, those dreamy sighs and of course the way that Sam girl was bending the cutlery in her grip as she gritted her teeth.
If she hadn't tested her multiple times she would have thought Sam was a ghost! Now there's a funny thought! A ghost! Under thier noses the entire time! She could have laughed!
Bringing this up with Jack made him have the same conclusion as her. They needed to go to Gotham to capture this Red Robin boy and make sure he wasn't an evil ghost in disguise and if he isn't then they needed to give him a good shovel talk anyway. This was the baby of thier family after all. Thier little angel was the sweetest, most innocent child on the planet and they wouldn't let anyone hurt him!
Meanwhile Danny is whispering to his friends about how he had reanimated like 800 hot dogs and set them loose in Vlads business tower when Bruce Wayne was supposed to be visiting. They had little guns, swords, battle flags and everything
Maddie later realizes the Robin of the less red variety was also her sons "type" and tries to capture him too. She also considers putting her son in therapy cause she's noticing some unhealthy trends in his choice of significant others...
Later Danny calls the police station and asks to speak to batman. When asked why he confessed he wanted to ask if they could free his parents and that thier godfather was a supervillian who was weirdly obsessed with Danny and his mom and has been abusive in the past.
The bats didn't even get a chance to make a joke before the bat adoption papers were out.
#dpxdc#prompts#fanfiction prompts#danny phantom#danny fenton#red robin#yum#red robin dc#tim drake#batman#robin#damian wayne#this is the fun version if you want angst replace tim with jason#plot twist: if they send danny to therapy he gets sent to a new alias of Spectra and in an effort to get out of it he blurts#*i think shes a ghost!* and they attack her. no hesitation#and when thier weapons work they complement him on him *good instincts*#poor danny#he just wanted to talk about his crush
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someone for some reason: JINX IS A PRODUCT OF SILCO! SHE WOULDNT DO THOSE THINGS IF IT WASNT FOR HIM GROOMING HER!
powder: *down to fight for the undercities independence. has weapon skills. was going to NAIL BOMB ANOTHER CHILD IN THE FIRST EPISODE. wants to help fight and has already gotten a proclivity towards explosions, gadgets and guns*
me: i want to hold your hand and let you know i’m so serious when i tell you to please pay attention
#silco#jinx#arcane#perhaps!! he saw that she liked making weapons and since there was gonna be a war he didn’t discourage that#maybe!! he noticed over time she used her inventing and tinkering to shut out the very very heavy cptsd she carried but this is arcane#not therapy land and allowed her to have escapes#was he perfect? no ofc not. then were would the narrative go?#at the end of the day he wanted her to follow her dreams lmao#i cant see him having an easy time telling her no anyways as she gets older#like no glitter bombs in the last drop’ was about the only rule he could actually get her to agree on and she still didn’t keep to it#i’m sure he also was manipulative and selfish#all parents are#because they think they know what’s best and want to keep their children safe
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WIP Moodboard/Wednesday, Last Line and First Picrew
Tagged by @socially-awkward-skeleton @inafieldofdaisies @aceghosts @imogenkol @cloudofbutterflies92 @cassietrn and @voidika
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WIP Wednesday for my Unnamed FC5 Omegaverse WIP, Moodboard for my Doki Doki Literature Club WIP You Make My Heart Go Doki Doki Literature Club!, Last Lines for my Wednesday WIP Word Of Woe and a picrew of Silva during Christmas. Enjoy under the cut:
Another snippet for the FC5 Omegaverse WIP, with Silva trying to live her life in relative peace as a junior deputy and contributing member to society. And yet she can't even have that at a public barbecue when Eden's Gate crash it. Read below: [CW: Minor subtle discrimination in the context of Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics, mostly towards Beta dynamics like Silva here (there's more in the full scene but here it's just like maybe once, or two if you count John ignoring Silva's obvious signs of 'leave me alone'. Also John harassing Silva, but what else is new]:
Silva really just wanted to fill up her plate with some nutritional food in peace and without an alpha poking his nose into her business for whatever reason.
She was unsure what his game was; could he be trying to determine if she was an omega? She understood that some omegas took a variation of suppressants that masked their scent as similar to betas, if only to deter certain alphas.
Although the suppressants were often effective, it didn't take much to discern the difference between an omega using suppressants and a regular beta. A beta's scent was far stronger than that of a suppressant's scent, though Silva guessed that wasn't common knowledge.
That or she had a better sense of smell than most betas. Which she didn't disqualify as an option.
"Invited by friends," Silva answered curtly, gesturing to where she saw her co-workers last, "Thought I'd socialize a bit."
His scent was throwing her off. Not because it was like an oregano herb, unlike the homely, comforting scent of basil and parsley that Paul had, but because he seemed familiar. Intrusive as well.
"Funny you should say that," the alpha, John, replied with a confident grin, "I've seen you avoiding more people than talking to them."
She glanced into his blue eyes; his smug glint irked her. She rolled her eyes as she replied, "That's because I'm done socializing."
She moved down, away from the alpha, and reached for the chicken ceasar salad to add to her plate; to compliment the chops that were already present. As she began topping it, her unwanted and persistent conversationalist filled the gap between them and asked, "So what is it you do around here?"
Silva's brows knitted together as she gave him an annoyed glance, stating, "I made it very clear I was done talking."
John chuckled, "No need to be so tart, my dear. Besides, I think you do want to talk."
Silva paused when she heard what he said; there was a tone within his words that rung sharply in her head, a growl that commanded obedience. To an omega, it'd be something to fear or respect; an effective deterrent towards refutes. To her though, it was something that grated at her nerves, like a man-child loudly demanding he get his way.
But it also sounded so damn familiar.
She looked at him with a burning glare that seemed to surprise him; like he hadn't prepared for his alpha voice to fail.
"I would be inclined to talk if I choose to," Silva asserted, adding, "And if you use that voice of yours on me again, you will regret it."
Despite the warning, John seemed more intrigued than anything else, putting on a friendly smile. Which bothered Silva immensely.
Her dissatisfaction only furthered when he replied, "My apologies. I wasn't too sure if you were actually a beta. I'm sure you're aware how omegas believe they have to hide themselves with your scents... a shame really."
Silva gazed at John with a stoic expression that contradicted with the bafflement she felt. One moment he was acting like a persistent sleaze and the next he's suddenly chummy with her after finding out that, yes, she is in fact, a beta.
She chose the last of her toppings for the chicken ceasar salad before walking away from him. Silva didn't grace him with a goodbye, just left him to fill up his plate.
However, in spite of this, he persisted in pestering her.
"Hold on now, you still haven't answered my question," he unhelpfully informed her as he followed after her.
Silva gripped the cutlery in her hand, repeating the mantra, It's illegal to kill a person without reasonable cause. It's illegal to kill a person without reasonable cause. It's illegal to kill-
It wasn't as helpful as she thought it would be.
[Silva to John, in some other AU probably: "In all timelines. In all possibilities. Only you... can show me how fucking annoying a person can be." If anyone understands this edited reference, I'll let you know I liked the season. Didn't love it, but it was still very good despite the high expectations]
Last Line for Word Of Woe, which is a WIP for Wednesday post-Season 1 set in the Life, Despair & Monsters series, where Wednesday Addams returns to Nevermore to unravel a new mystery; who the in the Nine Hells is bold enough to stalk her? Here she sees the introduction of Nevermore's new botany teacher:
When the teacher entered, Wednesday noted his appearance; he wore a dark blue suit that would have been better for a Gala than a school, with his dark hair and eyes, short stature, and the ridiculous Breton cap he adorned on his head didn't help her judgement of him. There was a skip in his step, with a jolly smile that sickened Wednesday.
He also held a cane in his hand, the handle like a bulbous doorknob. She wondered if he's ever caved in a skull with that.
However, her eyes narrowed when she realized something; she's seen him before. Earlier in the courtyard, playing what she presumed to be chess with a crowd of students around him and his opponent.
Moodboard for You Make My Heart Go Doki Doki Literature Club! is a WIP for DDLC, where Monika and her friends find themselves in the real world, with only Monika able to remember the things she did while in the game, and as a result the guilt too. She also gets used to actually living and while she does want to do just that, she can't help but notice a few... contradictions to her new reality.
And below is the first ever picrew of Silva Omar. It... certainly is a close encapsulation of how I picture Silva (second to her faceclaim Mina El Hammani). Although she usually has her hair done up in one braid tail that stays behind her. But this is as close as I could get to her hair undone. Here she is attempting to commit to the Christmas joy. Could either be celebrating at Elsa's lodge (which would explain the undone hair (plus the sweater) as Silva didn't do up her hair until after Persephone's death...) or at a co-workers home or something akin to that for a party (which would explain the false joy and tired look as Silva is generally like that because of her insomnia and night terrors plus putting up a front to hide her grief for this particular month... though post-Persephone's death, Silva would be spending her time alone at her residence because, well, this is the month her sister die and Christmas is literally Elsa's birthday so...). Anyway image below:
#wip wednesday#moodboard tag#last line tag#picrew#series: the silver chronicles#far cry 5#omegaverse#oc: silva omar#beta!silva#john seed#john will always be the most punchable seed to silva#series: life despair & monsters#wip: word of woe#wednesday#wednesday addams#oc: sir enigma malvolio#wip: you make my heart go doki doki literature club!#doki doki literature club#ddlc#yeah so like silva's depressed and she just bottles it up because that's easier than processing EVERYTHING#the reaping provides a lovely distraction until she runs out of her ptsd pills and the trauma gets worse#plus the bliss manifesting silva's fears or anger into illusions especially if there's no guide (like faith or least favorably joseph)#like in that one wip wednesday where her thoughts had influenced the bliss to manifest a previous enemy she definitely killed#that being zhan tiri since the bliss reminds silva of the shorter woman's use of alchemy/chemical weapons to psychologically torment silva#and sell to anyone willing to buy because out of all of paul's heralds zhan tiri prided herself on her numerous unforgivable war crimes#zhan tiri is literally the embodiment of “fuck all those people i want to become the most wanted woman on the planet”.#because she's awful <3#anyway silva's just trying to do what she does best as always. she needs therapy BADLY#instead of fighting wars and wooing a cult leader's drug-proprietor adopted sister
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[After another death/death experience]
Nya: Don't you guys think that you should talk about this-
Lloyd: Oh, you just watch. I've got my trauma bottling process down!
Zane: [shrugs]
Nya: [facepalms] Ugh
#nya smith#ninjago nya#lloyd garmadon#ninjago lloyd#zane julien#ninjago zane#ninjago#incorrect ninjago quotes#who needs therapy when you can just spin around with a weapon?
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I was playing Splatoon 3 when I got matched with.........
!!! Leo Alvarez ?! who is apparently a Big Man fan ?! playing Luna Neo ?!
#I did the hardest double take I've done in my life#We won the match with a knockout if you were curious. We're just that good#who the fuck is this LMAO i am never prepared to see any Echo reference (assuming that this is such a reference) outside of the furry circl#the fact that i am making a part 2 to the “Echo Project Characters and their splatoon weapons” post makes this much funnier#Leo after his route said “fuck therapy” and started playing Splatoon sounds about right#splatoon 1 did come out in 2015 after all#echo vn#echo project#leo alvarez#splatoon
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(mgv) for a not-so-insignificant portion of his life, house was terrified of being suggestible to the alpha voice as john wasn't afraid to supplement his punishments with them so house would be physically incapable of not complying.
the first time wilson used the voice on house in a fit of frustration after house's incessant needling regarding wilson's obvious lack of life fulfillment ("you're not happy, you're just married."), house was genuinely afraid. he avoided him for days. wilson, mortified by his own loss of control and desperate to apologize, did Not let this be what killed their friendship, effectively (accidentally) sabotaging his own marriage to bonnie by prioritizing his relationship with house over his relationship with her. again.
#house md#house mgv#mgv#of course house forgives him#he is physically incapable of being away from wilson for too long even if for a split second he was genuinely scared of him#even once they're going back to routine and house acts like nothing ever happened >#he still has subtle tells he's readjusting now that he Knows that wilson could easily weaponize the voice >#to hold power over him just as john did to him when he was a child. fidgeting when wilson's in a bad mood or >#tensing if he gets too close before he forces himself to relax. wilson notices of course but doesn't say anything even though it kills him#wilson promises house he'll never do it again. house knows he will. and he does#though because wilson DIDN'T take advantage of house that first time house subconsciously takes to these slip-ups as exposure therapy#like house flustering wilson with dirty lines to the point where wilson uses the voice when he tells him to shut up#which serves to prove to house he WAS getting more riled up than he let on#while also showing through wilson's immediate regret that he cares about him enough to never use it against him#no matter how much trouble house gets into wilson doesn't use it to control him like some bad alphas would#cuddy even gently suggests wilson use the voice on house when he needs to be wrangled#and wilson pushes back every time bc he doesn't need to betray house's trust to tame him#which is true!! he knows house well enough to play him without weaponizing biology most of the time
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for transparency sake, i want everyone to know that i never want any character on interview with a vampire to get therapy ever
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no but really like. “this ends when i grant them my forgiveness, not the other way around” is me with work…
#AND THEY CALLED *ME* A MONSTER#everything is fine this is literally about shit that happened in June#but i am simply not over it and will not be over it until i work somewhere else#at which point i should probably seek therapy#but like. i just get MAD ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!#personally? my boss is a friend outside of work - i forgive her as a human being#professionally? i will never forgive those fuckers EVER#if you weaponize HR against the victim of discrimination you are the villain in this story - i’m sorry#i simply should have quit then but unfortunately i am 1) too nice and 2) too invested in the good parts of my job and also i like money#with luck i will be leaving in April or May#cross all your fingers and toes for me!
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#weaponized therapy#heterorealism#gender socialization#gender inequality#dating memes#gender#men aint shit#feminism#dump him#dating
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Shadow "Built Different, And By Built Different I Mean In A Lab" The Hedgehog/Ultimate Lifeform
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Movie!Shadow "Black Doom Threw A Child And Said We Invade There Next, Literally Hatched On Screen" The Hedgehog(?)/Darkling(???)
#captain's posts#sonic movie 3#sonic movie 3 spoilers#im having emotions about how different my baby bois are from each other#on one hand literal science experiment cure all weapon combo on the other hand black doom didnt wanna pay child support and yeeted the child#both hurt in different ways why cant my son be happy?#shadow the hedgehog#conclusion? therapy.#since movie!shadow came to earth via meteor does that give rouge enough reason to yoink shadow since he came from a special rock?
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Mutant Mayhem Spoilers
(Donnie appreciation post, he’s a little instigator)
Okay I’m being a little Dramatic abt the instigator thing, but I think I’m mostly right.
Before MM was released and all we had were trailers I heard a lot of people talking about the potential dynamics of all the brothers, mainly that Raph was going to be the Rebel older brother that Donnie and Mikey follow with Leo being a wet blanket.
And while they were right about Leo being a wet blanket sometimes (it’s the anxiety), I think Donnie takes the mantle for a lot of the rule breaking and planning in this movie.
In the very beginning when Raph suggests staying out longer, Donnie instantly pulled out his phone and put the idea of the Movie in everyone’s heads. Didn’t even wait for Leo to response before he was off and Raph and Mikey followed. Almost like he already had it locked and loaded.
Donnie is the first one to come up with the plan to gain acceptance through catching Superfly, which all his brothers are immediately on board.
In almost every scene when Donnie is driving he’s always pulling some NASCAR, Mario cart, movie logical racing that gets them out of all pinches, and-
Donnie was the one who snapped out of it the quickest when Superfly was threatening to grind them into powder- able to divert attention and make the whole ‘we don’t like this plan’ seem like a joke and even offering to drive by himself so they could be closer to the machine piece.
He’s also the first one who yells at Cynthia when they’re put in the milking machine, which requires some guts ngl-
Almost every plan or outspoken moment or even quick save is done by Donnie. (With Raph coming in second for those quick saves)
I’m just super happy that Donnie got a ton to do in this movie and we can really see his potential.
And Donnie is still the smartest! He wasn’t the smartest because he was a tech master, he was the smartest because he could drive and he’s straight up the biggest opportunist in the film, with his smarts being more subtle then outright. It’s a different take on Donnie’s intelligence and I’m really glad they did it.
#mutant mayhem#tmnt mutant mayhem#tmnt#mutant mayhem donatello#tmnt mm#mm donatello#mm donnie#Like- my boy is smart!!! and not just ‘i read tons of books and can build rockets’ smart!!#he’s also still a huge nerd!! homeboy likes Anime and has probably read the entirety of one piece like twice#he also needs therapy#like they joke abt Raph needing therapy the most but Donnie needs it too#Idk if it’s his anxiety outbursts or what but I can just tell Donnie is one canceled BTS concert away from throwing things#but at the same time he’s a sweet little Angel- you see my dilemma here????#I know in the TV show or more in the sequel theyre going to make Donnie a tech genius like fr#but it means so much more that we can SEE his potential not just as a tech guy but a strategist before he gets his big boy weapons
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*Me trying to convince my brother to watch ROTTMNT*
Me: So Leo gets a portal sword, Mikey gets this fire ball-on-chain-thingy,
Brother: Uh huh, makes sense I guess.
Me: Donnie keeps his tech-bo and Raph gets—
Brother: Therapy?
Me: … *ten minutes laughing hard*
Me: heheh nope!
#honestly Raph needs that therapy#anyone want to pitch in to pay for Raph’s therapy?#and yes#i know the name of mikey’s weapon#but my brother didn’t and I was just summarizing stuff#it worked though#he’s started watching the show!#goal achieved!#rottmnt#unpause rottmnt
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The fact that in the Temperance ending Johnny has the access to any of V's cars and her guns (including his Malorian), but he doesn't take any, including his beloved Porsche.
Johnny could've taken his beloved car back on the road and sleep in it when needed, and move at his own pace, but instead he leaves it ALL behind and gets out of the city on a city bus.
I love him and the Temperance ending so much. 😭 If there's no happy ending for both V and Johnny, there's the Temperance ending, my beloved.
#johnny silverhand#cyberpunk 2077#cb2077#natiswriting#natisplaying#I'm writing my silverdyne and it's how I came to this conclusion#fanfiction as free therapy#upd:#the devs probably based it off the assumption that the played didn't do ANY Rogue side quests#but it could've been coded that WA that Johnny takes any vehicle and any weapon for protection#instead he just doesn't :)
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