#we're so not normal
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actual footage of me and @zehina when we're once again being delulu instead of sleeping...and also shouldn't be laughing bc yk some people sleep..
#help#we're so not normal#i'll just do some thoughts here -> drabble#I'll just do a short drabble -> fic that's longer than the usual content#loads of incoherent nonsense#and then there's the random simping in between#🤣🤣#my cute unnie🥺🖤#pretty zehina🖤#my silent bestie🖤
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Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.
#this post is edited because you're all annoying. maybe I'll turn it back someday#it sucks that people can't even be normal about a funny family story once the fact that we're greek comes into the fold#suddenly its all about blorbofied mythology shit and idiots saying ''GREECE IS REAL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯'' yeah percy j*ckson didnt make it up#maybe it would be less annoying if they weren't all saying it like I'd think it's funny that they don't know we exist instead of like#disturbing on a personal level. like what the fuck#man if you can't acknowledge we exist in real life just name your oc Icarus something else idgaf#so yeah explode. Skase. Voulos'to. Valto mesa sto katamalakismeno mouni tis mana's sou. Psophise. etc.
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Infinite in Both Directions
@sketiana // cells undergoing mitosis // neutron stars colliding // 'saturn', sleeping at last // voyager golden records // diagram of an atom // diagram of the solar system // 'a toast to the alchemists', laura giplin // neural stem cells // ciliated ventral epithelium // 'constellations', the oh hellos // jwst deep field // 'singularity', marie howe // heart of the phantom galaxy // 'zephyrus', the oh hellos // apoferritin // aerial view of a forest // a graph me and my project co-chair made to model angle over time of our payload // molybdenum and sulfur atoms // unknown // pillars of creation
#web weave#webweave#space#infinity#atoms#idk. i'm so normal about this.#somehow we're right in the middle
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"people didn't get canceled before these sjw" Dante put all the people he disliked in literal hell
#[.txt]#we're at paradiso now because i finished inferno and purgatorio in the last school years and. Babygirl stop staring at your wife in awe#no but it's. it's so fun to read. Blorbo from 1300s#i wish i could meet Dante he's a bit of a bestie to me. Wrote what is now the general consensum for hell and purgatory and paradise#and explicitly said in the beginning of Paradiso that he was just a spark and hoped better flames would grow after him. girl... girl.#i'm normal about historical figures trust me#divina commedia#<-se diventa un post con più di mille note ci finisco io all'inferno
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so, uh, zaraporter huh...
#fhjy#porter cliffbreaker#zara sool#coworkers with benefits is sooo funny to me#girl run#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#zaraporter#they are very normal compared to porters other endeavors#literally the most “we're both hot so”#d20#dimension 20#she not with him tonight she not with jim tonight she in the gym tonight#art pose challenge redraw#whats the ship name...bloodbreaker...
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2x14 | 7x6
#you know buck just casually having his arm fully around eddie for longer than a second#we have come so far#started from the bottom now we're here#they are insane#totally normal platonic friend behavior#yep#buddie#buck x eddie#eddie x buck#evan buckley#eddie diaz#ryan guzman#love#2x14#7x6#911 abc#oliver stark
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“Cutie mark” is such a random name for the physical manifestation of your purpose in life. Still kinda slaps. would give anything to have one.
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starting to feel like part of the reason that Sam and Celia's romance thing feels a little off rn is cuz like. what do you mean they're actually dating. he asked her on a date and she said yes. and it's working out so far. it's chill and fine. what do you mean they're not pining for 4 seasons, not communicating, and then getting together only after one of them walked through hell to drag the other out and make sure they know they're loved and wanted. they haven't even patched each other's wounds yet hello. aren't y'all moving a little fast.
#ramblings with major#the magnus protocol#tmagp#ripsam#this isn't a criticism or gripe or anything btw this is a joke im being silly#it just feels so STRANGE for them to be romancing like normal people#like im only just accepting genuinely that celia actually wants to date sam for normal reasons. she's so mysterious and suspicious#but she just! likes spending time with him!! she likies him!! this is normal!!#it feels so WEIRD but its chill! it is also really funny#like yeah Celia's whole Thing is def gonna come up at some point but so far they are just vibing#idk its funnysilly to me#it might also feel weird because romance in general is strange to me. but ive already had that minor aro crisis once#we're not gonna look at that rn
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day 12: karma ♡
(femslashfeb prompt list)
#minifemslashfeb2024#ace attorney#franmaya#franziska von karma#maya fey#noooo babygirl don't have the same generational trauma as me aha ur so sexy#we're the. we're the daughters of the . the legends we don't want to inherit#'mini did you draw franz for this prompt solely because her name is von karma' don't worry about it#HONESTLY DID NOT THINK I WAS GONNA MAKE THIS ONE#had to go to the dentist today instead of drawing yuri#life is so cruel </3#but it's okay I have to shill my narrative foils agenda#back at it with the franmayas....#WHO LOVES PARALLELS#ME!! I LOVE PARALLELS!!!!#'karma' is referred to very loosely in this#but my idea personally was that they're betraying their family legacies#and THAT is karma for the way they were treated growing up#yeah I had all these thoughts at the dentist btw#thinking about yuri while two women have their hands in my mouth (professional) (normal) (not clickbait)#hope that helps
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anyone else get cuteness aggression whenever they see james mcavoys charles….. like i have to pace around the room everytime i see him (your art is not helping. /pos)
i can think of one (1) mate who also gets cuteness aggression
#xmen#xmen movies#charles xavier#cherik#professor x#erik lehnsherr#magneto#snap sketches#i am moderately tipsy so idk if this looks right. he looks right to me right now i think yeah he looks good ill post it#ANYWAY tahnk you:) i hope my art contributes to Not Being Normal about charles in any capacity#ask earlier about erik's face getting oevrshadowed reminded me i can draw one of my fave things for film erik too#drawing this did make me wanna rewatch first class tho ... 'snap how many times have you rewatched first class'#its a new month ok im allowed to rewatch it five times if i want to#i never draw fc charles .. i miss him sometimes mcavoy in general's fun to doodle#when speak no evil came out i was too stupid excited to doodle paddy after watchin the movie but this aint about him. we're MOVING ON#im gonna go start doodlin somethin goofy bye bye ill be back Whenever
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wear headphones :)
Transcript:
As much as I'd love to witness more of your prowess, I'd very much like to have that body of yours.
Is that a strap-on?
Machine, I'll cover you in more than blood.
Fuck. *exhale* Shit. Fuck-God! mmmm-ohohoho. fuck. fuck. h-Harder, Machine. Mph! *whimper* Hah... Come on!
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Sorry for this. I promise this is the worst thing I'll ever post. Unless he somehow manages to do something worse.
I can't really provide the audio sources in a neat way because this is 6 clips stuck together.
#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#gabv1el#WEAR HEADPHONES. PLEASE. PLS. SAVE YOURSELVES.#suggestive#<- if i use a 'stronger' tag than that im 99% sure the post gets shadowbanned from showing up in the tags?#never ask me for anything ever again.#why did he say any of this#i dont know.#surely this will make people unfollow#or will it do the opposite#at this point. i have no idea#animals. all of you. ANIMALS. its ok im one too. we're in hell (together)#i didnt make the gif im sorry all i know is that its from twitter#yeah sorry for the recycled audio. i only have the 2 whimper clips...... so far.#but the actual talking parts are all new#i want to see that angel obliterated. send tweet.#smiles. evilly.#i dont know about you guys but im normal#anyway#if he somehow ever finds out about this blog im krilling all of u............. pls............#he cant know we are farming clips#(mostly joking) but yeah id prefer if this didnt spread past tumblr pls omg#we are past 700 followers now. idk what to say other than. wow.#ok surely no one is reading to this point. bottom gabe real. canon. true. thanks.#lets never speak of this again
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more mario and luigi doodles but i took their mouths away
+ extra unfinished stuff under the cut
#the dear doppelganger weeg one is purely self indulgent bc ive been playing it on loop recently im normal#and i know doppelganger is a different whole thing than what he has but. hey its ok we ball#more spm on the way (i hope!!!!!! as long as i dont get distracted by avemuji or sekai for a bit)#most of this was practicing mario bc i still dont like the way i draw him tbh but i think we're getting somewhere#shoutout priv twt oomfies for dealing with my mario fix bullshit youre all so real#drawing these little guys is so much different from my other little guys i think thats why ive liked drawing them so much constantly#it just feels fresh for me!! i just get to fuck around when i draw them its fun to experiment again#ok done talking i like them a normal amount#mario and luigi#mario#luigi#super mario bros fanart#super mario bros#super mario fanart#spm#super paper mario#mr l#starlow#smb#super mario brothers#mario bros#mario fanart#art#fanart#my art#cloudy draws#nintendo#nintendo fanart
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hop on tf2
#still a cotl account btw uh i've just been burnt out so im drawing different things i assure u we're going back to the normal program soon#anyway my boyfriend got me into tf2 (i got them into cotl so its ok) n this one gif has been haunting me#last pyro drawing was from before i got into it. um i like faceless characters#tf2#tf2 fanart#tf2 pyro#tf2 engineer#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#heavymedic#team fortress 2#my art#ok time to disappear for a month i have narilamb/goatlamb to draw
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putting my prediction on record now that the coming decade is going to see the rise of viral-marketed fancy at-home water filtration systems, driving and driven by a drastic reduction in the quality of U.S. tap water (given that we are in a 'replacement era' where our current infrastructure is reaching the end of its lifespan--but isn't being replaced). also guessing that by the 2030s access to drinkable tap water will be a mainstream class issue, with low-income & unstably housed people increasingly forced to rely on expensive bottled water when they can't afford the up-front cost of at-home filtration--and with this being portrayed in media as a "moral failing" and short-sighted "choice," rather than a basic failure of our political & economic systems. really hope i'm just being alarmist, but plenty of this already happens in other countries, and the U.S. is in a state of decline, so. here's praying this post ages into irrelevance. timestamped April 2023
#apollo don't fucking touch this one#serious post#not a shitpost#hope i forget about this post and have no reason to ever look back on it one day#fyi i'm aware that access to potable water is already a major issue in parts of the U.S. yes i know flint michigan exists#i'm saying that this issue is going to GROW unless local & federal governments work together to fix it.#so it's a matter of if we trust them to fix it. And well--do you?#what are the chances the government just denies there's a problem until the water actually turns brown#at which point it's already been common knowledge for years and people have just become resigned and that's our new normal#i'm mean come on. how many of us already believe that we're being exposed to dangerous pollutants we don't know about and can't avoid#like that's pretty much just part of being a modern consumer. accepting that companies will happily endanger your life for a few pennies#and the most you'll get is like a $50 gift card as part of a class action rebate 20 years down the line#probably the history books will look back on Flint as a warning and a harbinger that went ignored#luxury condos will advertise their built-in top-of-the-line filtration systems--live here and you can drink water straight from your tap!#watch the elite professional class putting $700 dyson water filtration systems on their wedding registry#while the rest of us figure out how to fit water delivery into our grocery budget while putting 90% of our paycheck towards rent#also eggs are $15
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Old Acquaintances
Danny goes to Gotham and doing the level best trying to avoid the Waynes, but it has nothing to do with batman or even his rich fruit loop trauma.
No he's avoiding the Waynes because he realized their butler is that one guy he flirted with in one of the errand he ran for Clockwork...
#dcxdp#Danny met Alfred when he's young#because clockwork#while we're at it#liminal Alfred too#maybe the errand is to make sure Alfred makes it so the Waynes can have a father/grandfather figure#and the side effect is Alfred ages slightly slower than normal
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A new challenger approaches (slowly)
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#wen chao#jin zixuan#jiang cheng#lan wangji#tulu xuanwu#Wen Chao's turtlephobia starts now. I wonder if that's ever going to come back into play?#Slight re-ordering of events for the funny punchlines but we're close to getting back on track.#The mianmian stuff happening right after we also have a Torment Tortoise looking for blood makes this scene so chaotic.#A good kind of chaos as it is supposed to be overwhelming and anxiety inducing!#I have been sitting on the idea of the Beast being just a normal turtle with a knife for ages. Years in fact.#It's stupid as hell but that's sometimes what art is. Indulging the past you who would have loved to see the dumb thing be drawn.#Making it canon now that A-Qing's turtle (the one pd-Lan Sizhui found) is a descendant of this turtle.#Maybe she was so defensive because she has eggs she was watching over! How insensitive of these cultivators!#You can insert your own choice of boss music here - I did not grow up playing video games so I have nothing off the top of my head.#I am making a BOTW reference here so you could substitute one of those themes but I find them more melancholic than menacing.
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