#we're gonna CRACK this case || shitposting

[cadmusfly]

Was tagged by @instantkingjustaddtea!

Last Song: We Can Build A Fire by Autoheart, which is giving me napoleon and soult feelings - mostly napoleon feelings overall but the chorus intersects with my soult enjoyment

who in their right mind did you think you'd find / standing behind you, your guardian angel? don't be ridiculous, man up, this is it / we can build a fire, i am not a liar trapped in a black case, dignity misplaced / how good is your poker face? we're gonna need it no more little boy, to survive, we destroy / we can build a fire, we can build a fire

Currently Watching: well I just finished Austerlitz (1960) which I very much enjoyed for Soult and Lannes reasons, and I am shitposting about that, otherwise I'm watching the youtuber DougDoug's stream VODs because I have been cracking up as he bans literally thousands of his viewers for failing to discover hidden rules

Three ships: look all of these are dead rpf dead frenchmen ships (and if you didn't follow me for dead frenchmen and are sticking around, amazing)

the main three are Bessimu (Bessieres/Murat, childhood friends~), Lannap (Lannes/Napoleon, military loyalty), NapJuno (Napoleon/Junot, a mix of military loyalty and yandere possessiveness)

but here's another three I've been slightly considering: Lannes/Soult (pure crack ship based on them being my favs, two stubborn assholes who uphold their duty to the utmost degree), Lannes/Junot (completely historically unattested jealousy of each other's bond with napoleon), Ney/Napoleon (toxic, crawling back to you~)

I really like military ships. And military ships! But I think the military is a fun kind of awful for relationships to exist within, generally.

Favourite Colour: historically red and green

Currently consuming: last thing i ate was japanese sushi

First ship: the answer to this involves a fandom widely considered problematic these days austria/switzerland

Relationship status: i have not seen my partner in person in six months, hashtag soon

Last Movie: Austerlitz (1960), I can shitpost more about it

Currently working on: well the last thing i touched is the Dragon Soult fic, here's an excerpt

Tagging: I'm going to tag @ofmiceandwomen @apurpledust @phatburd @cedyat @starsreside @impetuous-impulse @clove-pinks if you want me to tag you more frequently or dont want to be tagged tell me or something

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[I played this game for two weeks only to do this and only @9th-in-a-line @head-shot-60 and @ihavenoside will understand it]

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"We already have those, smartass. It's called lenticular printing." who was the smartass now?

“Okay, so we have androids already but what about printable gifs? We have a market there.”

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Nines (91) being called a fish for the 5000th time: “I’m NOT a fish! These ears are a stylistic choice! They are for enhanced soundwave detection and radio reception! Have you ever seen a fish with fin ears? No! Because fish don’t have ears!!”

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Gavin: I don't get the fuss over Valentines day, it's just another useless holiday, made up by flower shops and the chocolate industry!

RK900: You don't have a Valentines date, I take it?

Gavin: Fuck off! ... Yes.

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Gavin: God made me bisexual as a gift to you all. So maybe you should start acting a little more thankful.

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[Find an RK900 that can do both tbh.]

the reed900 fandom is torn between nines being a Soft, Innocent Boy UwUTM or being a Horny Murder Scene MachineTM and I love it

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@head-shot-60

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[ @head-shot-60​ What did I do to deserve being called out like that????]

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@head-shot-60 remember this abomination??

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@head-shot-60

Connor: You have my memories, right?

RK800-60: Correct.

Connor: Do you ever miss hank?

RK800-60: Yeah, but my aim’s getting better.

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Gavin getting mad for no reason? I sleep. Nines getting made at people calling coffee soup? I wake! (Please excuse this weird ask. I want to do that meme picture but have no idea how to use photoshop)

[You are welcome anon]

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“Shit, Am I the tallest Gavin around or what?”

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Gavin: “I’m the nightmare of all Connors! Non of you will be able to tame me! I hate you all! I will torment you until the day I die or you shut down, whatever comes first! Fuck you all!!”

* @ihavenoside exists*

Gavin: “All Connors... except this one. Only this one is okay and no one else.”

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“What is this supposed to mean?? Clarify, Sixty!”

SixtyxGun

Send me a ship

send me a ship and i’ll reply with

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

I will also help set them up. @head-shot-60

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Nines: I am like Hamlet's Horatio, loyal and devote to one person only but never the star of the play

Mun: Eh... you are more like Helena, always begging for Lysander's attention but as soon as you have it you feel attacked

Nines: D: RUDE!