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“A narcissistic bastard and an uptight prick -

What could possibly go wrong?”

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P3N!S

Ok since I have your lovely attention now, I have an announcement to make!

I’m moving Gavin and Nines to a separate Main blog (it’s time that they get their own spotlight)

All RPs will continue on the new blog!

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Gavin, I just wanted to tell you that you’re super cute and ask if I could have a hug? I didn’t want to just hug you cause you don’t know me and that’s rude.

For a moment the detective didn’t know what to say, which was quite the rarity, but then he was back on his bullshit, eyebrows slowly rising “Your understanding of ‘cute’ is really fucked up.” he laughed and shook his head. Cats were cute, little kids could be cute, stuffed animals were cute but a 30-something asshole full of scars with a bad temper really wasn’t.

He was about to decline the hug, but he felt icy blue yes like daggers in his back, he didn’t even need to turn around to know Nines would make him regret his decision so he just opened his arms and sighed “Alright, alright, but just for a moment.”

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You can’t take it back. You already said it.

And this is the reason why he never says ‘I love you’ Gavin shrugs “Fine, do with it what you want. I don’t get why it’s so important to you anyway.” he muttered. Yes, he could be polite and if someone got him Chocolate, well he thanked that person, because he actually liked it.

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I GOT A THANKS FROM GAVIN. SOMEONE IMMORTALIZE THIS MOMENT!

The detective seems not to be amused “Ok, I changed my mind, I take it back.”

[This made me laugh out so hard irl right now X’D]

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Hannah: *stirring her mac n cheese*

Gavin: That’s what good pussy sounds like.

Hannah: GAVIN! *hits him with the wooden spoon*

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For Gavin this actually felt normal. It was how it has always been and he would freak out if everything would suddenly be 'perfect'. There was nothing perfect in his life and he was very happy to spent time with his siblings bickering. Though he didn't want to turn everything into a total disaster. But this? This was fine.

"Ey, watch out who you're calling a baby, baby-face with your googly eyes!" he complained and nudged her seat with his knee. Not too hard of course, he didn't want to cause actual pain.

When the song started he actually started boping his head to it. "Yeah, that's okay." wow he hadn't heard that song in a long time. Gavin actually liked it and he thought Hannah would start playing something worse. But now he could not really complain.

"I think Slash died a few years ago, was big in the media but i don't know about the others." Gavin mused while crossing the arms behind his head, one foot tapping to the beat. It was a wonder that they lived that long anyway, they already looked old when they were still young.

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A long trip indeed. Elijah leaned on his hand against the door, keeping his other hand on the wheel. Not even 5 minutes in and they were already sassing each other. Could three people be so close and yet so distant as they were? Or was this just anxiety talking? He couldn’t be sure anymore. He glanced over as Hannah was messing with the screen. He gave a smile, “ Easy, Han. ” Her excitable nature was nice, distracting. At least pulsing ache in his temples. Relax, Eli. The weekend has only just begun.

His eyes glanced to Hannah as she picked a song. He gave a hum, looking up again, “ A bit of an old soul, aren’t you? “ he teased with a laugh, “ I wonder how many of them are still alive? “ A cheerful thought, sure, but he started to wonder. The original members of Guns N’ Roses would probably be pushing 80 by now. He never paid much attention the bands themselves, but curious procrastination researching was always the stuff that stuck clearest with him. Useless facts that served no real purpose. 

He tapped at the screen to check the map for a moment. A nice long stretch of highway was waiting for them. If the weather was still correct, they should be able to make it far enough without stopping. He returned his hand to the wheel and looked up to the sky above the road ahead. The storm clouds were already starting to roll in. And they were dark and foreboding. He sped up just a bit as he merged on the highway, leaning on his hand against the door again.

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pcthetics:

*wants to rp with everyone*

*stares at one draft for three hours*

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Is there anything anyone can do to get Gavin to be nice?

It's actually quite easy. Don't be an android and don't be a dick. He will atleast be nice enough to not insult you and treat you like a decent human being.

But you still need a thick skin if you want to be his friend. He can and will be an ass to people he likes (sometimes intentionally sometimes not) and he has no apology for that. Gavin is not an easy person to be around. Though he CAN be sweet, given the occasion but those moments are a rarity

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I fix gift situation? *hands Nines a blue rose and Gavin a box of chocolate truffles*

This was really nice of the anon, to set this messy situation right. The android beamed a smile at them instantly. "Oh, that is very kind of you, thanl you!" Nines said, already looking up on how to preserve the rose.

The detective eyed the box of truffles suspiciously, but ended up taking them. "Well I hope they're not poisoned." he joked and added after a short pause "Thanks." it was not exuberant but at least he thanked the anonymous person.

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[Things done today:

grocery shopping, playing Monster Hunter World, worked on design for new blog, talked to people, answered asks

Things not done today:

drawing, answering threads]

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Fine, I'll do it for you. *attempts to smack gavin*

The anon was out of luck, because Gavins reflexes were much faster so he grabbed the oncoming hand mid air, looking the person dead pan into the eyes that were hidden behind the shades. “Don’t fucking try that again. You will regret it.” he hissed.

RK900 in the background seemed distressed “Please, dear anonymous  person, detective. There is no need for violence! I must insist that both of you stop this nonsense this instant!” he complained but it ended just with him being flipped of by Gavin. It was just getting worse, just like he had predicted. Why couldn’t people just listen to him for once?

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While Gavin really is a fan of Slasher movies and everything that has to do with serial killers and murders, he is horrible afraid of horror movies involving Ghosts and Demons.

If someone tricks him into watching something like The Grudge will be amazed how much of a scaredy-cat Gavin can be.

At first he is all chill but at the first mention of supernatural he gets fidgety, tensing up the creepier it gets and jumps at almost every jump scare. When the monster shows up he will just scream at the TV “NO NO NO! TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!!” and he will genuinely be pissed at whoever did that to him for a few days.

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I don't think a ruler is going to do it. Your Dick is a pretty tall android

“Then i suggest you better get a fucking move on and get a bigger ruler.” the detective scoffs. Sure thing they were talking about that android.

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"Would you like a hug, Richard?" Connor smiled. "Hugs are very pleasant gifts!"

Nines looks a little bewildered for a moment but then a smile appears on his lips as he nods “Sure, pleasant gifts that make others happy and don’t cost a cent.” he says and closes the other android into his arms, just gently. He knows that he probably wouldn’t need to be that careful but gentle hugs had something innocent, something pure.

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Hey Gavin, How tall is you Dick?

Gavin frowns at this odd question “Well wouldn’t you like to know?” he says, wagging his finger at the anon “Don’t show don’t tell. Why don’t you grab a ruler an take measurements yourself?”

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Fine Richard. Smack him

The Android hesitated “I will lecture him, but I won’t use physical disciplinary methods. We shouldn’t use violence as a way to punish someone. It’s wrong and very likely to produce an even more violent outcome.” Then a slight smile appears on his face “But don’t worry, I will make sure he regrets his behavior.”