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Everyone go to @rpftourney and vote for phan.. it’s your civic duty..🩷

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warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real

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EVERYBODY WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!

EDIT: We now have the audio!

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Im tired of them

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what do you mean amazingphil turned down a sponsorship for lesbian sex toys. what happened to allyship

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I've never seen this perspective before and God it's perfect 😭

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I WANT THE PHILDO GIVE ME THE PHILDO

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feeding each other on main

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yknow no one has ever once believed the toilets thing but they deny it so Much at this point i think we should start, like, wholeheartedly believing it actually. as a society. like hmmm why do YOU always bring it up when you know damn well no one ACTUALLY believes it… do you have……… something to hide? 🤨

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HE IS NOT REAL

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I dunno man. I found out today that a subway sandwich is $14 now. A shitty subway footlong sandwich that isn't actually 12 inches long and is occasionally made with expired ingredients and was never a great option to start with. I ate those in high school because I was broke and at the mall a lot.

There are poke bowls in my city from a local place for $16. Super fresh fish and veg, warm rice, more than I can eat in one sitting, for the price of a sandwich and a drink at america's most mid-tier sandwich shop.

Someone in another post said (paraphrased) you used to be able to get something mediocre for cheap, but now the mediocre things cost as much as the nice things so why would you?

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I need you people to realize that you can be friends with people older than you. like, much older than you. like, decades older than you. you can be friends with these people. regular friends, just like anyone your age. it is possible.

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do dan and phil know they’re winning the RPF tournament against Jesus x Judas? i feel like someone should tell them.

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sorry i was passionate & intense & insane. it will happen again

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BRIDGERTON (2020-)

KATE AND ANTHONY

2.05

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