#we're all just having fun :)

[novashelby]

I kind of wish I gave Evie a more unusual name because there have been a lot of OCs named Evelyn. :( And they're great, I love them. But I'm kind of wishing I named my OC something different now.

[heyjude19-writing]

What to you, are some indisputable headcanons for dramione (either for them individually or as a couple)?

Immediate caveat: these are personal headcanons, write/read what you like, this is all fictional and fun.

Hmmm I'd say there are some obvious ones to me, like Hermione being both intelligent and ambitious (lots of room for varied characterization there, be it a self-righteous, noble, compassionate, etc.) and she'd want a partner who can complement and support that. I think Draco should be able to match that energy, or at least attempt to in their dynamic. His reasons for doing so can vary too: spite, curiosity, wonder, lust, etc. For the two of them to even approach workable as a couple, Draco has to do a lot of work on himself. I can't see Hermione accepting him even breathing near her if he hasn't at least acknowledged that he was a piece of shit during school.

That's all I got as far as "indisputable" because I'm generally writing different versions of them with each new story, so little things about them will shift depending on the story.

[everyonehatestherisotto]

i think one of the hardest parts (lighthearted) about being in the stranger things fandom is keeping quiet when i want to scream “that wasn’t a thing in the eighties!!!” or “that’s not how that thing worked”

[nuwildcat]

I’m hopping right on the bandwagon of crack and decided to do a thing myself. It’s ridiculous, pretty non-sensical, but it at least got me giggling this morning so I’m going to inflict it all on you, you’re welcome! 💜

In case it somehow slips past you, in the tags, authors note, content, or you know terrible title, this is crack, satire, humor at it’s finest (okay so that’s dubious). Don’t take it seriously, cause I sure didn’t. I’m playing fast a loose with fanfic here, a la Mafia morals (which is to say, not many). Kinn, darling, I’m sorry, not very sorry, but still.

In this blog we do not gate-keep, we do not shame, we do not exclude certain members based on their identity, if you are looking for that, find another person to follow, or try a different social media platform.

For now, here’s the silly stuff: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44152138

Title credit on that beasty is really all @mortimerlatrice‘s fault.

There are better authors who have also taken on this challenge, go check out the dope stuff they dropped!

@luckydragon10’s has a fun twist, you won’t see coming: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44138760#main

@daswarschonkaputt put together a thought piece on sexual identity, Kaputt I thought we were doing crack, why is yours so damn smart?? https://www.tumblr.com/daswarschonkaputt/705907734188605440/look-dont-leap-drabble?source=share

Enjoy team, and don’t forget to not take yourself too seriously!

💜 ‘Cat

[inkskinned]

love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.

love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.

love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.

love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.

maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.

recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.

[egophiliac]

the lovers, reversed

(aka I'm still freaking out about Jou)

[welcometogrouchland]

ANOTHER SKETCH DUMP! Featuring more of me playing with lineless art. Batman reborn era trio (dick, damian and steph) I miss you...when will you return from war. Also featuring Steph designs bc I've seen ppl dissatisfied w/ her current look, some good mom Talia, and Jason Todd poetry club. Duke is confused not that Jason would start a poetry club but that he'd have such mid poetry opinions. (ID in Alt)

[copia]

"It. Is. Going great, now. Innit."

PAPA EMERITUS IV and SISTER IMPERATOR in RITE HERE RITE NOW (with ASHLEY MCBRIDE and KEVIN "JESUS" KAUFMANN)

[xxplastic-cubexx]

your movie charles art gives me cuteness aggression

obsessed with getting these asks back to back and yet they both hold some truth i think ...... thank you very much everyone ....

[raycatzdraws]

A Linked Universe meets The Dark Crystal AU! I don't even remember what started it at this point. I remembered that the Dark Crystal and Age of Resistance are things I like, blinked, and woke up three days later with an AU and a bunch of art.

The designs and the story are a wip and for fun so expect a lot of variation! (I have a few different beginnings, ideas for different designs, etc)! :D

In addition to #linked universe I'll be using the tags #the dark crystal lu au and #courage of the dark crystal!

[deoidesign]

when your main characters start dating after years of writing so they finally get to be like this

[bashzzey]

It’s been a year since I started playing Sky! Anniversary art with all of my main fits I used over the past year, Delta included >:3c

[fluentisonus]

[ajarofpickledtears]

Wisst ihr noch, wenn man in der Schule im Geschichtsunterricht so von dem Nationalsozialismus und Hitler und so gelernt hat, Lehrer oft nichtmal den gesamten Text des Deutschlandlieds gezeigt haben, jeder sich gefragt hat "wie das alles denn passieren konnte", und man voller Überzeugung was, dass sowas nie wieder passieren wird, weil wir Deutschen es ja besser wissen?

War schon witzig.

[isthatacalzone]

me: *seeing people yell about how they did Glintshore & Percy's death in the show*

also me: ..................anyway

[cutesilyo]

you know how there was a running theme with the NPC encounters in hades? that sisyphus, eurydice, and patroclus were all involved in stories about being unable to escape death?

and its something thats explicitly discussed within hades itself, at least for sisyphus and eurydice. sisyphus had attempted to cheat death three times, one of the most notable being when he bound thanatos in chains. orpheus had found a way to bring eurydice back to life, but couldn't follow through with completing hades' challenge. achilles had a prophecy hanging over him during the war; die in glory at troy or live long unremembered. he chose the war and patroclus followed. they didn't survive. they are all different manifestations of the axiom zagreus is fighting against: that in hades, there is no escape.

so i was thinking. in the hades 2 playtest, we get dialogue from nemesis about how mortals had it better during kronos' time. we get dialogue from arachne too, about being distrustful toward the gods because of her curse.

i wonder if the running theme for the npcs in hades 2 will be people maligned by the gods in some shape or form.

arachne is already confirmed as the npc encounter for erebus. proud athena cursed her into being a spider. will we see victims of a love gone wrong in the next biome, like daphne perhaps? will we see those offered up for sacrifice just to appease the gods, such as andromeda or iphigenia? maybe those who were killed, perhaps unjustly so, because they dared fly too close to the heavens, like bellerophon or icarus? demigods that were cursed because of their birth, ala heracles? its long been a joke that the greek myths are just full of people suffering because of the incomprehensible acts of the gods. if hades 2 goes down this route, theres a lot of material to draw inspiration from.

and its an especially interesting direction because we know that its kronos waiting for us down the line. kronos, who ruled the golden age. when it comes to those wronged by the gods, you cant get much worse than being waged war against, your mountain stronghold so damaged from the attack that it loses height, and then being cut up into tiny pieces.

kronos, the crooked one. i bet he'd have a hell of a time trying to convince melinoe that the gods cant be trusted. and melinoe would be surrounded by all these narratives that would just prove his point.

just like how zagreus was in hades, who was surrounded by all these narratives about how death had no escape. and yet, his story is about how life and love bloom despite it. i cant wait to see what melinoe is fighting against now.