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i think one of the hardest parts (lighthearted) about being in the stranger things fandom is keeping quiet when i want to scream “that wasn’t a thing in the eighties!!!” or “that’s not how that thing worked”
#we're here to have fun#i support it so hard#but sometimes it rips me right out of things because it's like#that came from the last ten years#sorry lads it wasn't something steve would do#and i can't pinpoint where the line is which is funny to me#like reading everyone going outside to smoke cigarettes??#nope#indoors#everywhere#not a care in the world#ash it on the floor of the mall#it's okay#but that didn't pull me out the same as watching a cooking competition show#i didn't even have those to watch as a kid/teen#anyway no one is bad for doing this#and i know i'm making errors too#we're all just having fun#but also it wasn't like that in the eightiessss lmao
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giggling and kicking my feet and prancing into my armchair to watch this annoying guy do embarrassing things on my tv show with his hot friend . and also Tim is there
#when i was in college i tried watching psych and didnt really get it#but now i'm much older and able to appreciate immature media to a much greater degree and also sufficient time has passed#that it actually IS possible to get nostalgic for the years in which i was in high school#and also tim is literally in this one . its tim!! pre-hot but still. i mean. i guess you could consider him not BAD looking#but the moment he became a longhair guy with a salt and pepper beard he became so many thousands of times hotter#that the whole clean-cut look is positively uninspired . sitting here watching this show like . oh my god he doesnt know he's hot yet#one of those actors that. due to my strange and esoteric media education. ive basically watched the career of backwards#galavant came out before seasons nine and ten of spn. or at least concurrently . which means i am watching his earliest stuff last#ahhh tim. thee biblical#psych#this isnt even about those other guys anymore#i think also the first time i watched psych i was really mad at my dad and he and i were in a horrible phase of our relationship#and also he was just a dick in general at the time. so i got upset when the character and his dad started getting along#i was like fuck that . i hate you old guy#and i quit midway through s1#i think i'm on the first episode i didn't vaguely remember from back then it has a cat
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Last month one of my neighbors who appeared to be selling their house left a beautiful hardwood table in pieces on the curb as trash that had just. Had the MOST UGLY WHITE PAINT slapped on it in the most slapdash, hideous fashion you've ever seen in your life, which I assume is why they put a 35 year old cherry table on the fucking curb.
Anyway I rescued it and I need everybody to see my refinishing process photos because I am shameless and also extremely proud of this table (I've never refinished furniture before).
Look at my table!!!
#At last a real grown up table!!! For my grown up formal dining room!!!!#JUST because the framed art is of video game characters is not material.#I'm so happy with this table!!! it seats TEN PEOPLE with both leaves in!!#the first photo has our old table which was an IKEA table that was also free that I got off a friend and was fine. but.#also had the legs in a weird place and was from IKEA.#i wanted a real hardwood table for entertaining but we had to buy a new couch this year and replace our car suspension#so it was not in the budget. and then. THIS BEAUTY. Came into my life for the low low price of Free.99#technically i did spend money on refinishing supplies. but like less than $100 for this table is a BARGAIN#anyway I'm an incorrigible showoff and would have Literally Died if I didn't post pictures so here we are#related to#my crafts
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separating dental insurance from normal medical coverage and making it fucking impossible to navigate is evil, actually
#i don't have a dentist rn because i have switched insurance 3 times in 3 years#and i just got my new insurance in january and i never got a fucking insurance card#anyway this tooth issue from a couple years ago came back in force last week#and so I'm trying to find someone to look at it but most places don't take emergency patients if you haven't been there before#half the dentists in my area are known for telling people they have 30 cavities so i do NOT want to walk in with an actual problem#and there's a dental urgent care but they don't say what insurance they take and my insurance phone tree is not telling me what is fucking#covered#jesus fucking christ#and I don't know if I'm looking at a couple hundred or ten thousand dollars here#i think this tooth is going to have to go eventually but i don't know if it has to go NOW#screaming#maybe i just do not eat any hot or cold food for the next three months????#op
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having teenagers be like 95% of your coworkers is so fucking irritating
#testing my fucking patience!#they’re either late to their shifts; don’t show up without announcing it; come in an hour early so i lose an entiee hour off my paycheck and#they never do their fucking chores. one day i am going to severely bite one of them#it’s the second time in a week that two of my coworkers (they’re siblings) come in way too early and take money off my pay so today i told#the girl to fuck off somewhere because i wasn’t done with my damn shift#her older brother fully came in AN HOUR earlier last week without asking me first. he made me leave lmao#next time he’s gonna fuck off somewhere else too#sorry for the rant but i am Very Pissed#same girl fully just didn’t show up for her shift last week because it was her birthday but she didn’t warn anyone or have someone cover her#shift and she LEFT MY BOSS ON READ WHEN MY BOSS TEXTED HER. and so my other coworker had to do a TEN HOUR SHIFT cause the teenage girl#decided she wasn’t coming in#didn’t even ask for a day off lmfao just fully didn’t show up and left everyone on read#but then again what do i even expect from a 14 year old girl and a 17 year old boy#one of my other coworkers is a 16 y/o boy and he fully didn’t show up one time too and forced me to do his shift lmfao
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no solo release utterly destroyed me and changed up my bias line like wait by dino
#zanna speaks ❀˖°#he went from prob ranking 11-13 in my bias line in svt to like 3 NO JOKE#I was gonna say it’s the best solo of this year#then I realized it was released last year#but that just proves my point#no other solo release took over my life like wait did#usually the solos I love to death were already from my biases#like ten sanha hwiyoung etc#dino came out of left field and served so hard I was gagged
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people were trying to charge 10k for this
#it was destined to be a let down after last year's final anyway#but it's an old man who just came back from knee surgery v. a 21-year-old who just won the french open#and the old man didn't play a single top 20 player to get here#imagine thinking the quality of that match up would be worth ten thousand british pounds#retire him for me carlos#the tennis tag#wimbledon 2024
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Alkirian: The Wind Stone
#alkirian#federico rutenberg#flash#yeahhh this one is pretty much... the previous game rehashed#most of the puzzles are identical... the way to get the stone is identical...#the setting is different and the navigation harder but. it's a rehash.#aaaaand - it's also the end#what is alkirian? what does it have to do with the stones? what do the stones do? why are those people looking for them?#we don't know!#there is a side game of sorts but it doesn't explain anything aside from alkirian being a place. probably.#it just makes things more confusing really#the last game came out over ten years ago#and while rutenberg did release a new ballad of ketinetto after 9 years he doesn't seem to have any intentions of continuing alkirian#shame because there is an idea of a story here. but we'll never know what it was i guess.
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gorgeous gorgeous girls who ruin lives for fun (🎱 doodle)
#when i tell you i havent drawn vriska since i was 14. that is ten years ago.#swan this is your fault btw you put me back in the homestuck headspace and reminded#me how mych i love this crazy bitch shes literally my babygirl#i didnt even remember her last name or her horns i had to google pics of her LMAO but the rest came from memory#someone once said my catra design had vriska energy and honestly thays a high compliment#thellos art corner#homestuck#homestuck fanart#hs fanart#vriska#vriska serket#vriska fanart#wwhen i tell you i could not sleep until i drew this#if any of my mutuals see this A. no you dont and B. is this Really the worst thing ive drawn this yr? be honest.
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Me hearing about the possible Live Action HTTYD
Me: Ohh, neat!
Also me: The first movie came out in 2010. The last movie came out in 2019. Why in the name of Odin are they making a life action remake for a three year old franchise???!!!
#how to train your dragon#My personal opinion is:#a movie should be at least 20 years old before you remake it#or if there was sequels#the last sequel should be at least 15-20 years old#some of the kids born in the same year the third movie came out probably aren't even out of diapers yet!#Tbh a live action HTTYD sounds cool#AT LEAST FIVE TO TEN YEARS FROM NOW!
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what were your top 10 favorite film releases of 2022?
i’m looking up a list of movies that released this year because for the life of me i thought i had only seen like 3 new movies this year 😂 it is more than 3, let’s all find out together if i saw ten
1. The Banshees of Inisherin
2. Turning Red
3. The Woman King
4. Tár
5. Glass Onion
6. The Batman
7. Wendell and Wild
this was really hard!!!! a) cause i didn’t see ten movies lol and b) i really only watched good movies this year!!! no busts i loved all of these!
i’ll also add the top movies i want to watch from 2022 that i missed (not in any order though)
• GDT’s Pinocchio
• Everything Everywhere All at Once
• Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (caveat i haven’t seen the first yet but i know i want to see this one lol)
• Thor: Love and Thunder
• Nope
• Bullet Train
• Prey
• The Invitation
• Black Adam
• Wakanda Forever
• Matilda the Musical
• After Yang
#loisfreakinglane#asks#i can't believe i only watched 7 movies that came out this year lol#honourable mentions to the three disney animated movies (including pixar here) that came out last year cause i watched those in jan#when i had covid#so i actually did see ten new movies this year but only 7 from 2022 LOL#pls someone make me watch these movies#but like actually olivia 👀 for real tho if you ever wanna rewatch any of the movies from my to watch list... hmu lol#(i'm assuming you have watched most of them LOL)#I LOVE MOVIES I HOPE PEOPLE KNOW THIS I USED TO WATCH SO MANY MOVIES
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Ville Valo at The Belasco, Los Angeles 4/19/23
#from the show last night!#it was my second time seeing HIM/Ville Valo#the first time was TEN YEARS AGO#right after tears on tape came out#so many thoughts and feelings#used to be a HIM blog in 2013 and look at me now#anyways#fun show 10/10#personal
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CW: US healthcare
There may come a day when I'm not enraged and grieving over the state of healthcare in the US, when I'm not heartbroken for every person with a female reproductive system. I wish. I pray to whomever. What the fuck what the FUCK
My heart goes to medical practitioners who are forced to choose between safety and saving others. I thought that choice was only meant to burden you in times of war?
...
#american healthcare#american health system#us healthcare#us health system#when you can't provide care without fear of losing your livelihood then what the fuck is it if not totalitarian conditions#i remember being fed all kinds of shit about freedom and open-mindedness regarding the US as a kid#and i can't for the life of me pinpoint where that propaganda came from#we were the Eastern block after all#post-revolution euphoria and overexcitement i guess#i feel like screaming whenever I look at the news especially during the last ten years
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I can't lie there have been some banger pop songs coming out lately
#I feel like there's a period of time where I cannot name a single pop song that came out#Bc i didnt give a shit about any of em#But ohhhh baby I feel like i could make a short lil playlist w banger pop songs from the last two-three years#Would it have like. Five to ten songs? Yes. Do I think that's a lot? Yes bc it's a pop playlist OK#I'm not tapped in like that when it comes to pop music
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totally (not) beating the allegations
best friend!takuma ino headcanons
contains... best friends to lovers, mutual pining, casual confession of love, kisses (platonic), kisses (romantic), modern au, high school to university au, living together-ish, fem intended reader, pet names (baby, babe, love, sexy, handsome, beautiful, sweetie, the list goes on and on), lots of physical touch, nicknames (you call takuma, kuma.), reader has a mother and a father, y'all are basically dating just without the label...
word count: 2.3k (this wasn't supposed to be long. i told myself 0.8k maximum...)
riea's comments: all sixteen people living in takuma city RISE UP! i miss my husband of 35 years so much, come back to me loml :(( something to munch on while y'all wait for the next full throttle chapter. also not too much on me if this is a drabble and not hcs idk the difference :))
first off... i just wanna say that i KNOW I KNOW that ino is one of the funniest people in the jjk cast idc idc!!! if he had more screentime (and if the situation wasnt dire) my boy would be crackin some jokes!!!!
you've been friends with takuma for around 7 years, your first meeting happening in tenth grade, when your teacher paired you two up for an interview project. when time came to actually record the interviews, it was hard to edit out you two laughing uncontrollably every fifteen seconds or so
i mean, you two just had so much in common!!! same favorite color, same favorite franchise, same favorite tv show, same favorite video game; it was like yall were the same person. there was just one thing you both disagreed on: whether hex code #286061 was blue or green
your argument ended up being the last ten minutes of the final video you submitted...
without a doubt, after that, you two became inseparable. in school, people would take notice of your closeness. when one of you were absent, teachers would jokingly ask "where's the other one?"
there was not a single thing you didn't do together, homework, go to the gym, gossip, eavesdrop, etc etc. so of course, you ended up applying to the same universities and when it came time for college acceptance season...
takuma invited you over, forcing you to bring your mailed letters from the eight universities. sprawling out over his lap, you took in the all too familiar sight of his room. you've been in his room more times than you've been in your own (and vice versa!)
i mean ino's been over to your place so many times that he calls your parents mom and dad. and you've been over to his house so much that takuma's mom practically jumped for joy every time you burst through the front doors with a "guess who's home!!!" so it was completely normal that you guys knew the ins and outs of each other's rooms, right?
"kuma, baby," you started with a sigh, reveling in your best friend's repetitive motions. running his hand through your hair, ino looked down at you, eyes showing that he was listening. "i'm scared, what if we don't–"
"ah-ah-ah! no negativity here!" he cut you off, pushing you off his lap and grabbing the letters you left on his desk. "listen here beautiful," takuma says, bringing a hand to your cheek, his heart swelling when you subconsciously leaned into it, "we're gonna take each other's letters, and open them," he handed you a white envelope, the logo of both of yours dream university on it, "starting with, kyōmei."
taking a well needed deep breath, you nodded. "okay," you and ino began to open the envelopes at the same time, only looking at each other when you saw the status. "accepted or rejected in 3...2...1..."
"ACCEPTED"
"ACCEPTED"
cue the mandatory silence before the screaming. "holy shit. you got in." "you got in." "WE GOT IN!!! WE'RE GOING TO KYŌMEI!!!!" you two practically flew off the bed, jumping up and down in celebration. peppering his face in kisses, you nuzzled your face into takuma's neck. "i'm so proud of us! i mean, kyōmei," you pulled away from his neck, shaking his shoulders harshly, "the kyōmei?!!!"
anyways, soon enough, you both realized that you'd have to move away, resulting in a seven hour search for apartments near the university's campus. and just as takuma was about to give up, you found a listing for units 19A and 19B, right in the heart of the city and just a five minute walk from kyōmei
and with that, it was moving day, well, days is more like it considering that the whole process took like ten days... finding cute furniture is really hard! and moving all of it is even harder!! and don't even get me started on the appliances! although, you and takuma found a way around it
like what do both of you need a microwave for? and there isn't a reason to have two dishwashers, there wasn't even a reason to have one! y'all kept your fridges though... who was gonna be banging on the other's door in the middle of the night for some cold water??
with time, it came for the highly anticipated freshman formal, an welcome event hosted by kyōmei itself, and of course, you had to go. so here you were, staring at your figure in the mirror as your best friend's large hand rubbed your shoulder, the other zipping up your black dress. "all done!" he breathed, taking a step away so that you could see for yourself. "i look so cute~" you giggled, hearing the clack of your heels as you twirled. "you do!" he paused, looking you up and down, "when did you get that dress?"
"your mom gave it to me a couple days ago! where'd you get that tux? i don't think i've seen it before," you walked over and straightened takuma's suit, as he laughed in response, "your mom gave it to me..."
"this was planned."
"this was definitely planned."
"we should send a picture in the family group chat!"
"we should!!! but, hair first!"
notice how i said family group chat, singular, not plural. and that's because there's a gc for both of your families! it's name was a mix between "ino" and your last name, since, in all seriousness, your families were close
so here you were, sitting pretty on takuma's lap as you focused on straightening the front pieces of his hair, because that's what best friends do!
"okayyyy sexyyyy," you squealed, moving out of the way so that takuma could see himself in your vanity mirror, "damnn, i look hot!" he smiled as he checked himself out, his hand firmly on your waist (to make sure that you wouldn't fall, of course!). "i knew i was fine but, did i always look this fine?" he asked, looking up at you with his big dark brown eyes, a playful smirk evident on his face. "yes, takuma. you're the sexiest man ever. just a bit of eyeliner on you and we'll be on our way, okay?"
turning back to your station, you grabbed some brown and black pencils before starting to lightly draw over ino's outer eye corner, "do men as sexy as me really need eyeliner?" a look from you was all he needed to know to shut up and close his eyes
and oh, how he loved being so close to you. not just emotionally but physically as well. like, not every duo can say that they barge into the other's apartment to steal snacks! and speaking of snacks... let me just say, there's a whole cabinet in his kitchen reserved for your favorite foods and! he keeps your favorite ice cream flavor stocked in his freezer
you, on the other hand, have a little space where you hide takuma's favorite anything. chips, gummies, takeout menus, you name it, you have it. because your best friend is oh-so-optimistic, it can be harder for him when he's just not having the best of days. which is why when you go your (not so) separate ways at the end of the day, you pack up a basket for him. ribbons in his favorite color, his top 15 favorite snacks from that one time y'all bought one of everything in a nearby convenience store and ranked them, takeout on the way, horror flicks he's been wanting on dvd because he said "its cooler that way", and a handwritten letter from you, for my kuma, scribbled on the envelope
dropping off the basket at his door and retreating back to your place, you'd press your ear against the wall separating your units, physically feeling your heart break when you heard sniffles. that was all you needed to practically fly over to his, a few boxes of tissues in hand. because that's what best friends do!
and don't even get me started on how many belongings y'all have at the other's place... like that one time takuma walked into your apartment announcing his presence, only to be met with silence. let me set up the scene for you. you are taking a relaxing shower when you hear a knock on the door followed by four more and then three more. "come in!" you called out, unbeknownst to you, ino's voice was closer than you thought
"already in here..., anyways. is my shampoo in there?"
"the one with the purple cap?"
"yeah, thanks babe!"
"wait, can you get me my towel?"
or that time when you causally opened the door to his unit (because it was basically yours too) and greeted him with a simple pat on his head before skipping off to find those jeans you thrifted
slight cohabitation aside, the university life was definitely... something. it was clear and obvious that you two were close, a blind man could see it. but close is a really really really vague word, and it's surely not the word that describes the way the two of you act. in this friendship, terms of endearment drop like rain from clouds. every. other. sentence. contains a "babe" or "baby" or "sweetheart" or "darling" WE GET IT OKAY...
and it seems like if y'all go a single day without touching each other, a bomb will fall from the sky and earth would blow up. his hands are constantly on you, his favorite places (when in public) being your shoulders and arms, and when at home it was without a doubt your waist and thighs. just imagine how difficult it must be for people speak to you both on campus when his arm is slung around you and your hand is holding onto his side. the rumors practically created themselves....
and when i say people were shocked, i mean they were SHOCKED when y'all were like "haha, no, we're not dating!!! we're best friends!" everyone was thinking: yeah best friends who FUCK. best friends who are IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER. y'all became the campus' it couple without being a couple. how does that happen??!??
however... there were a couple of people who were particularly excited to hear that you both were single. a few girls approached you one day while in the general area, asking if it was true that you and ino weren't dating. "we aren't... why?" one of the girls shifted on her feet, clearly nervous. "well... could you um... give this to him for me?!" she bowed, presenting a pretty pink envelope. you froze, staring at the item before giggling. "i see what this is about! don't worry! i'll make sure this gets to him safely!" long story short, that letter was never delivered
and on ino's side, he had some classmates pestering him about you. asking for your favorite show, candy, date style, everything under the sun. "guys, guys! she doesn't even want a boyfriend right now!" takuma shouted, even though two days prior you were complaining about how spending too much time with him was scaring all the hotties away
but let's get into the real stuff... the realization of love
for takuma, there wasn't a "wow, i'm in love with her" moment. what he does know though is that he started feeling something different for you a few months before college admission season. to him, the world was always bright with you by his side but now... it was so much brighter. it was like looking directly into the sun; it hurt but he couldn't look away, he doesn't want to look away. you're the best thing to ever happen to him, and the mere thought of ruining what you have just for some feeling—no matter how intense—isn't... right to him
and you figured it out after a dream you had one night back in high school. you dreamt of being in takuma's arms, the ones you snuck glances at when he wasn't paying attention to you. in not dream world, all you had to do was ask and he'd gladly envelop you but the vibes in this dream were different. there was tension. and it was thick. his beanie was off and thrown somewhere on the bed, your bed. looking back at him, your breath caught in your throat, "hey pretty," he slurred, drunk off tiredness. ino's called you beautiful more times than you can count; he made sure to do it at least once a week, so why... just why did this time make your stomach heat up and your heart race? you woke up with a flushed face, queasy feeling in your gut, and a deep understanding. it wasn't just platonic love anymore
"hey," you started, eyes trained on the movie in front of you, but your mind was focused on something else, "y'know how everyone thinks we're dating?" ino nodded as you reached over to grab the bowl of popcorn. "i've been thinking... maybe they're onto something..."
takuma's gulp could be heard from miles away, "wh-what are you trying to say?"
"what are we? seriously. because i can't sit here and pretend like i don't wish we were something more."
"something more like...?"
"now's not the time to be oblivious! don't you get it?! i'm—"
"i'm in love with you,"
it was like time stood still as you looked at your best friend. his face was lit by the tv screen a couple feet away, his hair was a mess, and slightly prominent dark circles were under his eyes, but... he's never looked more beautiful to you. "have been. for a long time. we've basically been dating for like four years already. four more and then we'll get married?" he flashed his signature smile
"oh, shut up," he brought your face millimeters away from his, whispering "make me." before kissing you deeply, not on your cheek, or your forehead, or your shoulders, but on your lips this time. and all the times after that too
because that's what best friends lovers do, right?
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so I’ve seen lots of fics about Bruce coming back and finding out things like Tim loosing his spleen or Damian getting shot (on multiple occasions by different people) and he almost always finds out by either having dug into the Batcomputers records and stumbling across it or just seeing it on scans or something after Tim or Damian is injured
but imagine for a moment Bruce finds out, not on his own, but by the others telling him.
And by “tell him” I of course mean that they all automatically assume that he already knows about all of it(because he’s the worlds greatest detective so obviously they don’t need to say anything) so they never bring it up until they mention it one day in passing and nearly give him a heart attack.
for example:
Bruce: Tim, I need you to come with me to speak with Dr. Thompkins down at the clinic about that new drug that’s been circulating
Tim: Oh, sure thing, just let me grab my mask
[Bruce not saying anything but looking at him confused because Tim is already fully suited up and wearing his domino mask?]:
[Tim, now wearing a surgical face mask]: Ok, I’m ready! [Bruce just staring at him, waiting for some explanation. He doesn’t get one.]:
Bruce: Tim
Tim: hm?
Bruce: Why are you wearing a face mask..?
Tim: Oh! Well Dr. Thompkins got mad at me last time I came to the clinic without one because there’s a lot of sick people there and I should be more careful since I’m immunocompromised-
[Bruce, immediately cutting him off]: Wait, what?
[Tim, slightly confused]: She got mad at me when I didn’t wear one last time..?
[Bruce, equally confused and growing very concerned]: No, not that. You’re immunocompromised?
[Tim, now completely lost because this is all common knowledge?]: Uh, yeah??
[Bruce, even more concerned]: How??? What do you mean??
[Tim, getting annoyed and rolling his eyes]: Well that’s what they call you when you have no spleen, Bruce.
Bruce: What.
[Tim finally realizing that, just maybe, they skipped a step]: I have no spleen? It got stabbed so Ra’s took it
[Bruce, about to have an aneurysm]: RA’S DID WHAT-
______ Or like him finding out Damian had his entire spine replaced
Bruce: Hey, do you think it’s strange Damian’s so small?
Dick: No?? He’s ten?? Ten year olds are small?
[Bruce, audibly concerned]: No, I mean don’t you think he should have grown some by now? Is he not eating enough?
[Dick, immediately relaxing]: Oh, that? Yeah, it’s fine
[Bruce, still concerned]: Are you sure? I was taller than that at his age
[Dick, waving his hand dismissively]: Nah, he’s fine. I think the spine replacement just stunted his growth a bit
Bruce:…
Dick:..?
[Bruce, near hysterically because all his kids somehow keep losing pieces of their insides and none of them seem bothered by it??]: his wHAT- ____
Dick has to spend the next several hours trying to stop Bruce from making everyone do a mandatory medical examination so he can make sure none of his other kids are missing anything
Dick promises that it was just the two things
Bruce is not reassured
#He finds out Jason got his appendix removed and nearly goes into cardiac arrest#Like I’m all for the angsty reveals#But just imagine#They forget to reveal it at all#Bruce spends the next few days trying to find a way to bubble wrap all his kids#dc comics#batfam#tim drake#damian wayne#dick grayson#bruce wayne#chat post#headcanon#Bruce’s Google history that night: why aren’t my kids worried about missing organs#Or bones?#Wasn’t gonna post this now but my drafts keep messing up so here it is
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