#we’re drunk as shit in these
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anthony and i as ashitaka and san
#we made our costumes from scratch!! let’s go fashion design majors#i also dyed my hair back to black from blonde for this#we’re drunk as shit in these#ghibli#princess mononoke#cosplay#講話
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FINALLY MET MY SISTERRRRRR @cyndakiller
#me#mutuals#bestieeeee#gay#lgbt#enby#we’re getting drunk at the apartment I’m staying#we’re gonna do gay shit#c’mon são paulo let’s get sickening
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Crying because nimona is so unpretentious. It’s literally a kid’s movie but it asked “hey, you ever felt like nobody gets you? That even if there’s some that try, it’s not always the same because the world looks at you like you’re so different?” And it said “everyone has the potential to feel that way. so dig deep, and when you find that feeling, each one of us can have the power to make it less of a burden for someone else.”
I love that you don’t even have to be lgbt+ to be moved by that. You don’t need to know anything about the lore or politics to understand what was so at stake for Ballister and Nimona. I honestly feel that even as much detail they put into these films, the best movies and shows are the ones that respect their messages as essential to the human condition. That you need to be absolutely nobody special in order to FEEL something.
#im sorry I’m drunk and crying and rewatching this movie for the millionth time#nimona#and the fact that it’s blatantly in honor of trans lives#I can’t put into words how kind and simple they made their message#and yet sooo not that simple at all#shit like zootopia or whatever is trying to do 4D chess to make an awful allegory taht didn’t even make sense and was lowkey racist#this was like we’re not trying to prescribe anything to you#but this is how we feel and we hope you feel it too#sobbing#showing both sides of the story through two protagonists#and feeling so much for both of them oh I feel sick
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pro: ran into a coworker at a bar last night who I don’t really talk to usually (he works upstairs, I work downstairs) and we talked and im pretty sure we were highkey flirting and he bought me a drink and the bar merch shirt i was interested in and thanks to the power of alcohol i guess i asked for his number and he gladly gave it to me and. yeah
con: i have the second worst hangover i have ever had and have been fighting for my fucking life just to eat saltines
#it’s getting better but only now that it’s like. 6pm#as weird as it sounds part of why this sucks is that I volunteered to come into work today cause there’s a concert going on nearby which#usually means we’re at least somewhat busy -> make better tips#and I couldn’t go in because well. you know#I’ve been sick and dying in bed all day unable to move or eat or anything#let alone take the bus and go to work#but. as much as I wish I didn’t go this overboard I don’t totally regret last night cause.#yeah. potential thing going on with cute coworker guy. OH and potential job opportunity at my favorite bar in town#apparently said coworker Also has a job at the bar in addition to where we both work and the bar is hiring barbacks at entry-level#so I have someone to vouch for me and the bartender we were talking to seemed to really want me to apply too#one thing that’s kinda funny to me about all this is that the first two places (a bar then a club) we were at felt really mid because they#were packed with way too many straight people (at a gay bar and a gay club)#but the bar we ended up at (where we ALWAYS end up at. it is the oasis. it is the only thing I can rely on) felt. like. not overwhelmingly#straight? at all? I mean part of it’s just luck in a way with just who happened to be there and all that but it’s also that the staff seem#pretty significantly populated with queer ppl#I complained to the bartender about how the club we were at (one of the biggest gay clubs in the city- if not The biggest) just felt kinda#meh because yeah maybe there were some guys dancing in jockstraps and whatever but the crowd itself like. did not feel largely queer#or at least didn’t have the spirit I’d hope for in a queer space if that makes sense. felt very conventional. not enough wild outfits and#makeup and gender fuckery and so on#and the bartender was like dude I KNOW right? I went off outside there once about the invasion of cishets when this space isn’t FOR them#and so on and so forth. and god that was So real.#so the experience at my beloved bar last night was like. 1) guy comes up behind me just to order a drink but i was saving a seat for my#friend who was in the bathroom and mentioned that in case he was looking to take the seat. chatted a little. ended with him pointing out#that a guy nearby was trying to holla at me.#2) I look over and yes. the dj is. in fact. looking directly at me and mouthing the lyrics to whatever song was playing pointed my way.#it was pretty sweet honestly I think it was partly cause I looked like I was shy and alone#3) whatever gay shit was going on with my coworker and i. amusingly he seems to get more flamboyant when he drinks just like i do.#im not 100% sure what his sexuality is but i Am 100% sure it is Not straight. but yeah. if it hadn’t been so close to closing time ive been#hardcore wondering where that would’ve gone. maybe its for the best that i had to go when i did cause i was pretty drunk and who knows when#I could’ve hit the amount of drunk it takes to like outright say hey just so you know i’d suck your dick right now if you wanted
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#was randomly reminded of yesterday when my brother in law and i were talking about Joaquin Phoenix quitting his latest movie five days#before it was scheduled to start filming. and my BIL asked ‘that’s the one that’s the gay romance right?’#and i confirmed it bc yeah that’s the one#and my dad (who was drunk and pretending not to be and thinking we were all fooled) loudly complains ‘does everyone need a movie?!’#to complain about the fact this was gonna be a gay romance movie#and bc i am me i loudly retorted ‘no one’s forcing you to watch it’ and that just shut him up#so yknow if anyone needs a good way to shut down someone spouting some stupid shit#just say something like that#(to be clear my dad usually isn’t a bigot about queer stuff. he gets pissed af when he learns some parent has kicked out their trans kid.#he’s usually a complete and utter ally to queer people. he’s gotten a LOT better in recent years#and i think part of the reason why is bc of books ive given him to read and the learning he’s done for my sister’s trans fiancé#but when he’s drunk he gets bigoted. idk why. it’s just weird.)#(and yeah he has been drunk every night for like a month straight at this point. and he still thinks we’re all fooled.)#(it’s fucking exhausting)
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having lunch with mom today !!!!🍎🥪🥤
#ordered ahead and paid the price for Second Best since our favorite place shut down#i think its gonna come back and she thinks its gonna come back and theres not much sign of this being true#usually it doesnt take so long before we have fun things to talk about and we default to arguing about some things that dont matter#and some that really do#but i had a dream last night that everything went to shit for good or at least good enough to feel like its for certain#so i invited her for lunch and i think we’ll be drunk on gluttony and forget how to be mean when we’re scared of all the change around us#and i feel bad for hiding an objective behind seeing my own mother but i cant help it#i want a nice afternoon with my mom#thats what i hope#hooliganry
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just dropped my parents off at the airport and have the house to myself for the week you know what that means???
cod gameplay on the big tv while i try to figure out what the FUCK I was doing in my wips
#wine drunk wandering#we’re so fucking back baby#had to take a break because Life is Shit™️ but it’s all (kinda) good now
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been gossiping with my bff for hours :) i luv her
#we’ve had so many fun drinks#we got sushi#we’re drunk and talking shit but ALSO talking deep#i slightly came out as ace to her but like barely and were drunk#so who knows#she said she felt like she was in a big hug when she got into my house 🥹 because it’s so cozy 🥹#and she described me and so level headed and smart and i’m gonna cry
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#i tried to kiss my friend when j got drunk and now we’re going to talk one on one to talk about it and i’m shitting myself bc i’m so scared#i feel so ashamed and embarrassed 😭😭#ughhh i don’t want her to think i like her#or i have feelings for her#i’m just a slutty drunk😭😭#and i’ve been avoiding her bc i feel so awkward now but i need to just fucking do it
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It’s funny how some experiences, regardless of what time, country or society you’re from, are universal. Like, everyone in history has probably had their stomach make ungodly noises during a time of silence (in class, on the subway, at a funeral) which made you immediately want to sink into the ground and disappear, and honestly I think that’s beautiful. We’re all human, no matter what time or place we’re in. We all have embarrassing moments that we’d rather not think of, but it’s all part of the wolf roller coaster we call life
#dis rambles#idk man I’m kinda drunk so I might not even make sense#but think about it#we all had to learn to tie our shoelaces at one point#or how to use utensils#just the small things that connect us all throughout history and around the world#like there are people on the opposite side of the world who are going through the same shit you are#we’re all stressing about tests or money#we all feel giddy around people we love#we all want to squeeze animals because they’re so cute#no matter what you believe#we’re all the same in small but significant ways#anyways#I’m drunk#so I’m going to go to bed#good night tumblr#lol
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SCREAM ok so swag .. found my besties on this tour theyre also w their parents & theyre 3 vietnamese siblings between 19-24 & im obsessed w them but i’m also an alcoholic so i keep getting drunk & shouldnt even b around ppl bc im going to be seeing them everyday for the next like 2 weeks
#stream#this is so fucking funny ALSKALSKLASKALSKALKS#like at dinner i was like ok SO HERES THE TEA ON WEED & THE ECONOMY#‘ first of y’all do u know what delta 8 is’ ‘ur too young to know what spice was’ none of them have smoked weed despite living in california#their entire lives#ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLA i felt mildly racist asking ‘are u a u.s. citizen’ BUT LIEK ALSKALSKALKSLA THEIR PARENTS ARE IMMIGRANTS HOW WOULD I KNOW#like my girly Ngoc wasn’t a citizen but she had a PERFECT american accent like 😭😭😭 SOMETIMES PPL JUST ARENT#idk but also it seems like they’ve money so it’s funny whenever i’m like ‘bc we’re poor’ bc like they went/go to private universities &#shit & can pay out of pocket totally#fine like ALSKALSKLAKSLAKALA WISH I COULD RELATE GIRLY !!!! ALL I THINK ABT IS MONEY & YHAT IM BROKE#like my dream of being a dr was shattered years ago ALSKALKSLAKALAKSLAKSLA y’all got med school money ? BC I SURE DONT ALSKALSKALKSKASLAKSLA#ugh forever wish i could’ve gone but whatever it sfine i’m going to stick w US POORS#BUT ALSO LITERALLY ITS SO FUCKIN FUNNY this guy omg he did a dual degree too & he just graduated like i did ECON THEN POLY SCI & he did the#EXACT OPPOSITE - POLI SCI THEN ECON#SCREMA so fucking funny bc like yes … stan … we get to GOSSIP omg he’s a J.S. Mill stan but lowkey i’m a smith stan but like i’m also a#smith literalist i SHOULD SAY#i made that up by that i mean explicitly that i agree w his views of sales and choice rather than ‘should be’ but ‘what IS’#im FAR too drunk#omg i did something i’d never do: finished someone’s drink after they’d drank from it#like me ? put lips on someone’s cup thag i haven’t had sex w ? girl …#ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLA LIKE I NEEDED THE REST OF THE WINE INONLY HAD LIKE 3 GLASSES#that sounds so bad oh my god#ALAKLSKALKALKSLAKSLSKLKALAL#me avoiding as hard as possible to admitting to myself that i struggle w alcoholism#me realizing that i’d just be an alcoholic if breathalyzers weren’t a thing or id not have to drive
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My family is doing Mother’s Day today and Jesus Christ it is going to be MISERABLE
#we’re with my moms side of the family today#and they’re unbearable#UGH#me and my dad and I are going to get drunk as shit
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takin a cab home from a party the other night, wearing leather jacket + crusties, driver starts talking about music: “so what do you guys listen to? folk?” then he misgendered both me and my boyfriend and blasted some song he wanted to show us so loud that the seats vibrated. never been so conflicted about what kind of review to give in my life.
#more party cabs plz??#if we’re all drunk and it’s past 2AM you better be playin some good loud shit for us that was amazing
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Alaska by Maggie Rogers always and forever 💕✨
LEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH 😭💛💕✨
#so we’re getting wine drunk and listening to the heard it in a past life album WHEN?!#(as soon as you get your shit together and fly to NY macy 😒 sweet jesus)#leah ilysm it’s……..it’s crazy. unfathomable. incomparable even.#macy babbles#baguetteslut#whatwouldmickeydo
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I love how I drink two White Claws and my first thought is to get my life in order from now until the end of the semester lmao
#the mind works in strange ways apparently#random thoughts are random#apparently I have to get drunk to get my shit together#this is where we’re at it seems#well at this point I’ll take what I can get
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I don’t care about any of this babble… wait til billionaires spend $400 million on research and beta tests to go live on Mars for $100 grand and realize how much they paid to die in a bunch of red space dunes eating terraformed lettuce for their last meal on death row. Once you’re like a year away from Earth no return, hope it was worth it. Lack of societal empathy??? Rich people want to literally abandon an overpopulated, financially doomed planet they fucked up by hoarding too much money instead of helping rework society into a functional, well-balanced system. I have ZERO interest in their survival if they can’t give away their wealth and just live happily with no complaints on 5-10 million dollars not working for the rest of their lives. You’re just a selfish soulless succubus if you’re doing nothing to help the entire population with billions of dollars at your disposal. Most of the world population in poverty is making 3k/yr. They live places with no running water, sacks of rice, and mix that with whatever meat they hunt. And you wanna complain about not having a billion instead of a million? I can’t even pay attention to your existence anymore. There is absolutely no way you’re going to realistically colonize Mars and set up shop there in a decade. It doesn’t naturally sustain human life, anything you infect the planet with will have huge repercussions on its ecosystem, and sending humanity there will change the physical weight of the entire planet and fuck up the gravitational fields between all of the planets and probably kill both planet’s life forms when you shift either too far away or too close to the sun. So good luck with that.
this is probably the best take I’ve heard so far on the debate of people being told that they aren’t having enough ‘compassion’ for billionaires making bad decisions and paying the obvious consequences for it
#NASA and OceanGate will gladly take your money and send you into orbit or a watery abyss#you create sweatshops with illegal work conditions that overwork and underpay wageslaves and then expect them to care how you choose to die?#It is YOUR life decision to go places where humans are not supposed to be alive. You’re taking the risk going miles under water/in the air#the general population gets to work 24/7 watch tv drink beer jerk off and pass out to the same thing over and over til they get a day off#and yall be like LOOK AT ALL THE MORONIC SHIT WE’RE DOING WITH THE EXTRA MONEY WE SHOULD BE USING TO PAY YOU MORE#so you can like… take a vacation and not live like a Trent Reznor song#watch me crash a lambo into a wall turning too quick… watch me sink a yacht drunk… watch me burn down a mansion… like no thanks 🙃#i don’t see a single billionaire mourning and airing news stories over the sweatshop employees they kill all the time with their cheap labor#Rich people been treatin us like Chip Pemberton for hundreds of years and then get all scared when EatTheRich acts up in 5 years#fuck outta here
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