#baguetteslut

[swiftfootedachilles]

Hey, from an actual Jew, how about NOT fetishizing Jewish culture and maybe stop talking about it? Like damn, you wonder why people are unfollowing and blocking you and then you’re posting shit like this. We aren’t here for you to pick and choose parts of our culture to pull from and just throw in your fantasy world. I don’t give a shit whether you’re an ‘admirer’ or not. Seriously. Take a good look at yourself. Miss me with this dumbass bullshit.

not really sure how it's fetishizing judaism to say i mickey had gotten to explore a connection with jewish culture. the show fucks up representing so many minority groups and only uses jewishness as a punchline after terrys death so yeah i do like the idea of maybe some genuine representation. when i called myself an admirer i meant ive been considering converting for many years, not as somebody who finds judaism ~cool~ or whatever. the only reason i even had the gall to talk about it is because ive been "actual jews" in the fandom previously discuss mickey being jewish by patrilineal descent. i don't have some fantasy world where i make up a fun lil version of judaism to imagine blorbos in, i want to be in my local jewish community to learn and understand all of the customs and culture and religion. but i cant do that right now because i live in a homogenous rural area with family that would kick me out and cut me off if i began the conversion process, so i haven't been able to get the exposure i need and i have to rely on the voices of jews on online platforms rather than in-person. im sorry if that not always accurate to your personal experiences but i promise im not here to fantasize about some gay jewish version of My Big Fat Greek Wedding im just using my blog as an outlet for my interests, which includes religious, philosophical, and cultural. i want to know specifically why the posts i made are antisemitic fetishism because i seriously don't know

also, i have been getting hate in the fandom for a couple months now. which included disgusting transphobic remarks. for saying that people should research gay sex if they are going to write it in fanfiction. so if you're mad specifically about me making posts regarding judaism, let's stick to that subject. maybe don't justify the hate ive gotten in the past

[heymacy]

Hi sweetness, how about ‘eyes’ for the WIP challenge 👀

hello my sweetest love! "eyes" appears 16 (!!!) times in my biggest WIP, aka part two of "Order Up" - here's a little snippet!

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Mickey looks affronted. Only not really. He’s playing it up. Ian sees behind the curtain now. “Annoying? Me?” Ian rolls his eyes. Takes a bite. Chews. Swallows. “You know you are.” “You know you are,” he throws back. “You’ve been grinding my fuckin’ gears since day one.” Ian scoffs. “How have I been grinding your gears?” “Fuckin uppity,” Mickey replies. “Stick up the ass and all that. I wasn’t kidding when I said that. You need to smoke more weed.” “I smoke plenty of weed,” Ian replies. “Like. A lot of it.” Mickey snorts. “Somehow I doubt that.”

[suzy-queued]

Tag Game Tuesday

Thank you to the lovely @energievie and @creepkinginc for thinking of me! And to @celestialmickey for the game!

name: Deena

your birthday: The day after income taxes are due in the US

where in the world are you? Here:

when did you join tumblr? 2013. But I only got an account to create blog designs for clients, like this and this. I started being active for myself in early 2021.

do you have any sideblogs? None of my own.

mobile or desktop? 50/50. Some things are soooo much easier on desktop.

your perfect sleeping conditions: 70 degrees F, the window cracked open, a cool breeze, no light, no sound, and my weighted blanket.

a movie you think everyone should see at least once: L.A. Confidential. It's a master class in story craft and character development.

what shoes do you wear the most often? A pair of Crocs flip flops.

describe your keys to me: I have one ring of keys for our cars and another for the house keys and assorted keys that I use less often. The car keys have a keychain with camo kiss art by @psychicskulldamage

find the book closest to you. turn to page 7. what’s the 7th word? bumper

what’s your favorite snack? chips and dip

one of your aspirations: To work less and less every year.

and finally, tell me a random fact about yourself: I have a cabinet of curiosities where I keep all kinds of cool stuff, like a jar full of cat whiskers.

And a picrew

I'll tag ... @mikhailoisbaby @sweetbee78 @sweetperversiongirl @ardent-fox @gallavichgeek @silvanshadow @baguetteslut @y0itsbri @michellemisfit

[rereadanon]

🌟 Macy's Tag Game Tuesday! 🌟

Tagged by @celestialmickey and @heymrspateln for this needed distraction today! Thank you friends!

name: Anna 🍌

age: older than you 👵🏻

where in the world are you? a little bit outside the US capital 🌸

the meaning behind your URL: I started my tumblr journey as @sluttymickey's reread anon, unhinged and anonymous in her inbox!

your second favorite color: Purple 💜

any pets? a dog that is just as anxious as the humans in this house 🐶

favorite season: Summer, but I am pretty sure that is just nostalgia talking 🌞

last thing you read: The Menagerie by @crossmydna because sometimes I need a little d/s to lull me to sleep and that last update was killer!

last song you listened to: Probably What It Is by Doechii ft. Kodak Black because it's the thing giving me the good brain buzz right now🧠

what are you wearing right now? my favorite jeans and a wildfang x nordstrom shirt from their first collab 👖

a hobby of yours: I love an extended lunch with friends! 🥐

your comfort show or movie: Parks and Rec 🙋🏼‍♀️

and finally, what are you up to today? changing diapers, making sure a small human does his PT exercises, letting the anxious dog in and out, about to make some dinner soon!

Tagging @gallawitchxx, @gardenerian, @baguetteslut, @palepinkgoat, @metalheadmickey, @callivich, @depressedstressedlemonzest, @stocious, @whatthebodygraspsnot, @francesrose3, @michellemisfit and anyone else who wants to join in on the fun!

[deathlikelead]

happy music-monday-&-tag-game-tuesday wednesday everyone! double tag!

i was tagged by @arrowflier and @y0itsbri to spell my url with songs, and by @vintagelacerosette to post five songs i've not stopped listening to lately. consider this me tagging u for the other games, too <3

spell your url:

(m)x. sinister // i dont know how but they found me

(r)ainbow brain // griz

(s)alma hayek // wargasm (uk)

(i) don't give a... // missio

(n)ostromo // rabbit junk

(i) don't wanna stop // ozzy osbourne

(s)atellites in motion // destroy rebuild until god shows

(t)ake me first // bad omens

(e)verybody's talkin' // twin xl

(r)ecovery // maneskin

(t)ears in the club // fka twigs

(y)ou're going down // sick puppies

(p)arasite eve // bring me the horizon

(e)go bruiser // lustsickpuppy

(+ a playlist, in case any of the above interest you)

five songs you haven't stopped listening to lately:

dear diary // bring me the horizon

aritficial suicide // bad omens

blood // bad omens

broken youth // bad omens

teardrops // bring me the horizon

also gonna tag: @1million @limb @monster8 @messedwithmandy @grumpymickmilk @adakechi @mikhailoaleksandrmilkovich @shinsukekita @suchagallabitch @stagefoureds @traenawrites @ofide @subjecta5newtella @baguetteslut @heymrspatel @mishervellous @ofalltheginjoints @iero

[vintagelacerosette]

@baguetteslut

take me to the moooon 🐄👽🛸

[heymacy]

Thanks for making me weepy in the middle of a grocery store because of your tags

You are so special and I love you and I’m so proud of you and I can’t wait to tell you how much I love you in person 💕✨

my leah 💐✨ i love you so much 🥺 thank you for loving me and seeing me. i can’t wait to hold you in my arms and cry all over each other and eat good food and saunter about and just enjoy existing together. you are such a light in my life and i’m so lucky to know you and love you 💛

[abundanceofnots]

ELLIE I AM STRAIGHT UP CACKLING AT THIS TAG LMAOOOO

i just think it would be totally on-brand for mickey to jimmy the lock to the staff room of the polish doll and then, when ian asks havin' fun on your wedding day, mr. gallagher?, he starts untying his tie, his lips curling into a devilish grin as he says got one idea how we could make this even more fun, mr. milkovich and pushes ian to his knees

[vintagelacerosette]

@baguetteslut

🐄

[video description: a video by thegentlebarn. it starts with a clip of people grooming a cow's snout with the caption, "5 signs a cow is truly ✨ happy ✨." each of the captions describing the signs is accompanied by clips of cows exhibiting them. they are:

"1. they expose their belly for tummy rubs as a sign that they trust you 2. they initiate gentle physical contact like licking or hugging you 3. they're chewing cud - this means they feel safe & their digestive system is doing its thing 👍 4. zoomies! just like with dogs, this is most often a playful, happy behavior 5. they make a 'purring' sound - cows do this when they're extremely relaxed and content. it's like a big exhale"

in the background is peaceful instrumental music.]

[suzy-queued]

Tag Game Tuesday: The MySpace Survey ⭐️

Thank you for the tags, @squidyyy23 @shinygalaxyperson @creepkinginc

what’s your name? Deena

your sun sign: Aries (and I'm married to an Aries. No fireworks there, right?!)

the last song you listened to: "Soldiers" by Otherwise

what are you wearing right now? Jeans, Star Wars socks, a black sweatshirt

how tall are you? 5’ 5.5"

piercings? None

tattoos? None

glasses? contacts? None! Lasik surgery in 2005

last drink: Water in a cute mug with a mouse wearing flannel and suspenders.

last thing you ate: A hamburger, Caesar salad, and chips

favorite color: Orange

any pets? Two cats and a snake

do you have a crush on anyone? A grumpy dark-haired jiu-jitsu instructor who taught me how to write and plays a mean piano

favorite fictional character: Currently, Mickey. Of all time, Indiana Jones.

a movie you think everyone should watch: Pan's Labyrinth

a book you think everyone should read: The Bottoms by Joe Lansdale

the last place you traveled: For fun? Chicago!

something you’re looking forward to: Going to Medieval Times later this month and geeking out over the swords

Play along if you'd like @stocious @michellemisfit @shameless-notashamed @spaceofentropy @baguetteslut @y0itsbri @juliakayyy @francesrose3

[y0itsbri]

BRI look at these plushies I found I feel like you would love them too 😍😍😍

I can’t handle it they’re all so precious!!

leah!!! the scream i just let out!!! their little smiles and feet 🥺🥲 how did you come across these lil guys?

i think my favs would have to be the acorn or mushroom or bluebell or orchid 🍄 they would all look very cute in my room tbh

thank you so much for sharing!! 🥰�� this made my day!

[vintagelacerosette]

@baguetteslut

[buffymilkovich]

‘Precious neutered pet cat’ LOL why are you so smart and funny and also cute and wonderful

A picture of Spike in one of those heart shaped pet frames with that quote underneath it, I would like to own it

leah 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 YOU’RE actually the most wonderful, bright, beautiful spot ever ever ever ✨🧸🫂♥️

rip season 4 neutered cat spike just powerless hanging around in the background of shots causing chaos 😭

[arrowflier]

Arrow!! Time for Arrow!

You mentioned Germany in your previous ask, do you have any specific memories or experiences that you think about often?

What is your favorite type of dance?

Do you like fancy pens?

Someone knocks on your door and when you open it you see a present for you. What would you be most excited to find inside?

Hiii Leah!🥰

1. This first answer got long lol: I actually have a bunch of pictures cycling through for my computer background right now, so I've been thinking of: fireworks over the Rhine and walking in the Hofgarten, but mostly getting lost on a mountain side not once but twice in two different places.😂

In Koenigswinter I was alone and followed the wrong road and ended up outside the gates of some high security place lmao (was trying to hit up an adorable reptile house halfway down or I would have taken the tram). And in Heidelberg a group of us tried to find a less steep path down in the dark and ended up going around instead, and ended up in a neighborhood where some expats invited us to a house party.

2. I would have said jazz not long ago but I miss tap so much

3. Yes please! Also quills. Practical? No. Super cool? Yes.

4. This literally just happened lol because my mom sent me some stuff I needed: I am much too excited for toilet paper and tea.😂

[gardenerian]

Serious question: does Ian eventually get chickens?

leah i just gasped SO LOUD. could he go full on farm gay? i googled keeping chickens in chicago and found an article that says “backyard chickens are becoming a thing in chicago” so.... they could do it. they’d get a few hens and ian would talk to them as he feeds them. good morning ladies! PLUS he now has a new source of fertilizer 😌

i could see them doing it later, maybe once they’ve moved out of that apartment and settled somewhere else. ian expands his garden in their new backyard and mickey builds the coop. or maybe it’s a fun retirement thing for him 😭 naturally he gives them all old lady names. mickey pretends to complain about the chatty hens and the added chores but he’ll be damned if he’s giving up these fancy new omelettes he’s getting out of it. 

[vintagelacerosette]

@baguetteslut