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💥#Breaking: Israel halts entry of all humanitarian aid into Gaza as Phase I concludes. The IDF has been ordered to close all entries to Gaza.

Further evidence that the genocide in Gaza is still ongoing: Israel's deliberate suspension of humanitarian aid to Gaza is a genocidal act that violates the ICJ provisional measures & a prosecution of the war crime of starvation, for which the ICC has issued arrest warrants.

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A New "Evil Island" Has Been Discovered in the Galapagos - And Yep, The Finches There Evolved to Kick Babies

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the fact that the Democrats had and still have absolutely no contingency plan for losing the election betrays an almost farcial degree of witless incompetence or malicious self-sabotage at every level

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OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

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if i put my finger in a gun's mouth and stuck my arms straight out in a t-pose where hypothetically it was a perfectly straight line from one finger to the other would it be able to go all the way through or would it stop after a certain point due to being slowed down by my biomass

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.......I fucked up so bad.

I've been teaching Belphie not to jump on Pangur, cause she's old and arthritic and doesn't like it. and as part of my "training", I've been giving him a treat every times he stops his evil actions and trots over to me.

I thought I was training him to come when called. in actuality, I've been training him to bite Pangur. so now he'll jump on her, chew her ear, and then make bird-of-prey eye contact with me from across the room. and the worst thing is I'VE ALSO BEEN GIVING PANGUR A TREAT EACH TIME (so she doesn't feel left out). which means that she'll whimper pathetically from Belphie biting her, and then also make intense eye contact with me, because she's been conditioned to expect treats afterward.

I have accidentally made the most fucked up dynamic possible with both of these cats.

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obbessed with how this was the only fully animation section in the pilot

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love is in the air? wrong. evil skull

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love is in the air? wrong. evil skull

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love is in the air? wrong. evil skull

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hey you!

- @the-bone-remover

Hey! You'll be hearing from my lawyers!

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having thousands of followers can sometimes be annoying but sometimes it rules bc when i get like two notes on a post it's So fucking funny. and the crowd goes dead fucking silent. nobody liked that. seven thousand people in the room and two of them gave you a pity golf clap. genuinely unironically it fucking rules

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Not only are they openly refusing to go ahead with phase two of the deal that was already agreed upon in January, they're also openly announcing the resumption of their war crimes in Gaza like the psychopaths they are.

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message to all physically disabled trans people

survive

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felt like drawing art of sprinklez with both spring and slight 60s vibes to it

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*scuttles toward you at a reasonable pace*