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has anyone fucking.noticed they named that whale after penis
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These are the latest news (by the time of posting) from Northern Gaza. Every day the situation is getting worse for all Gazans but the North face a shortage and difficulty of access to necessities putting them in unimaginable danger.
You may have seen @olagaza campaign going around. She is a mathematics teacher from the North trying to survive and help her family through her fundraiser. Everyday she's walking long distances just to get internet access to ask for help, even though this is putting her in danger. She already has been hospitalized for malnutrition and is suffering greatly from the lack of food.
Please if you can, consider donating to her fundraiser, she has a bit less than $20k USD to raise to reach her goal. If not, try to share it to as many people as possible.
Vetted, on @/nabulsi and @/el-shab-hussein spreadsheet at number 205
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Don't accept rotten food from anyone
I know you all think its so simple
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My doctor and therapist: now with this autism + ADHD diagnosis you need to learn to unmask because masking all the time will make you burn out again and feel like shit
Other people: well it's just interesting how after getting the diagnosis you suddenly start behaving like that I mean I'm not saying you're faking it's just funny how you suddenly cannot be normal like you were before
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Playstation name gay as fuck. Like what are you playing with? Little boys? I bet it's little boys.
Now xbox thats a console for real women because it sounds like sex box. And that's exactly what it is because when you bring bitches over to your place and they see an xbox they'll immediately want to have sex with you
Nintendo? Remove the intendo and you get NO GAMESSSSSSSSSS
And they call it steam because everyone who uses it wants to smell the steam off Gabe newells tiny ballsac
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I hope the "What if Disco Elysium was about a witch finding her cat in the mountains" post never leaves the gaming discourse vernacular. It will never not be funny to me bc it's got all the Gamer Entitlement™ levels of CoD bros throwing hissy fits about "woke" shit but instead of being couched in far right reactionism it's the exact kind of "Kingdom of Conscience" style liberal outrage at anything with conviction and beliefs that DE waxed on about. Like even chuds who get mad that the game calls you out for being racist interact with the themes of DE better and understand them more than Cat Lady did.
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My top three rules for world building:
How are these bitches eating?
How do these bitches stay warm at night?
Who is paying for all of this bullshit?
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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder
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I had a dream a while ago that I was walking down a winding road in a forest in the middle of the night and there were several signs along the road. One of them had a picture of Dr house on it and it said “are you gay” and there were two buttons underneath labeled yes and no. And if you pressed the yes button a fire hose would spray at you
This is exactly what it looked like
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