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Gideon Nav! She's lesbian jesus, she deflects trauma with humor, she's got the enlightened knowledge of sword cool and women hot. Even at her worst moments she still can't help having a bit of kindness bleed through. Once battled a skeleton monster because "its arms kinda look like swords, I wanna fight it" Been through so much and is still devoted to a girl she wanted dead for 18 years and is in love with to her very core.
OH MY GOD SHE SOUNDS SO GAY
#badass bitch#badass bitch polls#badasks#badass propoganda#gideon nav#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#we stan a lesbian with a sword
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SCARLET IS DONE 🫡
So technically I finished Cinder…six months ago (🧍) when I read it for school because everyone was recommending it to me. But then we switched units and I wasn’t allowed to read a sci-fi book anymore, so I had to stop a few chapters into Scarlet. Then school ended and I didn’t have access to the books anymore, and I couldn’t get them from the library, so I had to resort to other methods (begging my parents to by me the books). They finally folded, and here we are!
I did re-read Cinder before this one because I was afraid I forgot what happened lol
That being said I think I liked the last book more than this one, but I still really liked this book so no harm done
I feel like everyone should know that my 12-year-old sister looked over my shoulder at one point, saw the world “alpha” and started singing, “SHE’S THE ALPHA, SHE’S THE LEADER, SHE’S THE ONE TO TRUST” 💀
Émilie is an icon, she needed more page time
Imagine that one day you look up and see a giant spaceship with a naked lady painted on the side of it. I know that that probably isn’t possible with the canon but. Just imagine
Wolf is…kinda just there to me tbh I don’t dislike him I just like the other characters…more?? He’s my least favorite in the gang AS OF RIGHT NOW. I don’t know if there are any Wolf stans in the crowd but please don’t come at me
Idk Scarlet gave me lesbian vibes
I really liked that the books take place in parts of the world other than America. I’m American and most media/all the popular books marketed towards us takes place here and I usually have to go out of my way to find books that don’t take place here
When Kai gave that emergency speech Cinder’s reaction KILLED ME. Oh my god. Wow
“Cinder has a bit of a crush on him” “Don’t we al?” I LOVE IKO
Also speaking of Throne I think he’s so funny. I know he’s the love interest of the next book so I’m excited to see that!
So apparently I have still not recovered from Peony’s death because every time her name got mentioned I was hit with a brick
There were multiple times where I had to get up and do a lap while reading. This book is very intense
Overall I really liked it. Most people I know say that Cress is their favorite book and Rapunzel is my favorite fairytale so I’m hyped for that!
Also I forgot everyone that was on the taglist so I’m gonna be doing this mostly from memory (let me know if you’d like to be added/removed!): @writergracethepanda @winterrhayle @rosaadiazs @caliburn-the-sword @qylinscafvne
@rxsewqter @silverstarssart @typingwithmyhandstied @hijabi-desi-bookworm @livie1507
#scarlet benoit#scarlet#the lunar chronicles#tlc#marissa meyer#linh cinder#carswell thorne#wolf kesley#ze’ev kesley
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Sword gays showdown, round 4 of bracket three
Propaganda:
For Gideon:
she's incredibly good w/ her two hander and less good with her rapier but she's still pretty good!! she is a horny lesbian who's taste in women seems to exclusively be "girls who have tried or are going to try to kill her". she's a redhead. i love her
Gideon’s a HUGE Butch lesbian and literally always wanted to use a broad sword. Specifically a broad sword. She said fuck rapiers. Uhhh literally dies to save the girl she cares for and the sword she uses then becomes like an altar for said girl. Gideon Nav Supremacy <3
oh she is the most badass swordswoman lesbian in media. she’s her gf’s cavalier, defends her in battle, she’s incredibly butch and buff
C'mon shes THE sword lesbian like... canonically
Loves her broadsword more than anything on her home planet and practices whenever she can. Spoiler it’s possessed by her mom. Gave everything so her best enemy could eat her soul and become the new saint. The character of all time child of two separate threesomes, child of the god emperor, she’s dead, she’s butch, she’s a dork, she’s doomed by the narrative. She’s my favorite.
girlie is literally the swordswoman supreme. she’s the cavalier primary to her necromancer. she has a fuckoff huge longsword. she gets absorbed into another person SPECIFICALLY to swordfight for them. in a gay way too.
While everyone else was developing common sense, she studied the blade. This dyke's main weapon and true love is the long sword, but she's also passable with a rapier. The sword is, in her own estimation, pretty much all she's good for. That and her smoking hot bod and terribly charming sense of humor.
"While we were developing common sense, she studied the blade." (Direct quote from the book). She's the most useless lesbian to ever exist, and she's obsessed with an absolute wet cat of a woman. Learned longsword mostly on her own and is such a genius with the sword she learned rapier in a few months (by personal experience, it's really really hard)
Most badass broadsword wielding lesbian easily slaying bone monsters and evil space wasps
The cavalier to her necromancer. very gay. in a complicated codependant lovehate relationship with the only other person her age she knew growing up.
For Inej:
She taught herself how to kill people with knives. We stan a queen.
My beloved knife wife ❤️🗡️
#sword gays showdown#gideon nav#inej ghafa#the locked tomb#tlt#gideon the ninth#six of crows#shadow and bone#grishaverse
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Cole: 10/10 Gay king we Stan
Kai: 8/10 Bi king swings both ways with a sword
Jay: 5/10 trans king
Zane: 5/10 ace king, possible Pan vibes
Lloyd: 4/10 aro/ace king give him a blanket and therapy
Nya: 7/10 Bi Queen she could kill me and I’d say thank you
Pixal: 7/10 ace non-binary queen we Stan
Skylor: 6/10 pan vibes the writers have done her wrong pls let her get more screen time
Wu: 0/10 cishet as it gets
Garmadon: 3/10 a little fruity
Misako: 2/10 a little less fruity than Garmadon
Harumi: 5/10 lesbian vibes she is my daughter I love her so much crystalized did her wrong
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I made more of 'em, enjoy!
Kitty Cheshire
I feel like I killed this. Did I kill this? I absolutely did! If EAH was ever made into a live action series, I think a hairdo like this might be even better than cat ears! Which... as I type this, I realize Kitty doesn't have... Either way, i like it way more than her hat, sorry xD
I feel like Wonderland is just very Lolita in EAH, and I found this dress which she'd ROCK! I'm super happy with this - I also added one of those awesome claw-like rings, I think she'd wear it to resemble her mom more <3
Blondie Lockes
Cottage Academia anyone? I wanted to make Blondie very cutesy, but also very preppy! She'd insist on being a royal, but her outfit is more commoner-like (I know that isn't a thing in EAH, but you know what I mean!). I chose to put her in flats, as I feel like that'd be better for sneaking around houses! I also chose a bear-shaped purse rather than the heart-lock one, I just feel like that was a better fit! Don't worry, I added lock-motives in the earrings ;-)
For some reason, I really like to think Blondie cares a lot about her socks - she likes them cute and matchy, maybe she knits them herself! Idk, I though the honey-golden colour was really nice for her, fitting nicely with her blonde hair <3
C. A. Cupid
I never liked Cupid's dress, and this might be the outfit I like the most! The dress is very toga-like, matching her heritage, and the sandals are gladiator-style for the same reason. I found this gorgeous shawl which reminded me a bit of wings, I think that'd be a much better fit for a live-action adaptation than costume-wings xD
The purse is, of course, a heart, but her earrings are a bow and arrow! I think a wreath resting on her head would be such a nice touch, tieing together the golden accents of her outfit!
Darling Charming
I'm leaning into the sword lesbian, if you don't like that, get off my blog! xD Or, y'know, skip this one, it's just my headcanon (amongst others' O.O).
I put Darling in trousers rather than a dress, making it easier for her to ride! Yes, I know she's "supposed" to be a damsel in distress, but I wanted to reimagine her as a girlie who used to challenge Daring and protect Dexter from bullies xD
I gave her a short bob for practical reasons, of course keeping the blue! I think the lace top is adorable, and it brings a touch of femininity I don't think she'd shy away from! I gave her some pieces of armor, just as accessories, it's a fantasy show after all, and a thigh-pouch for anything the knight on-the-go would need!
On a side-note, I have these earrings, and I'm obsessed with them O.O
Lizzie Hearts
Full disclosure, I made this before Decendants: Rise of Red came out, I just forgot about it for a few months, so... But yeah, with a better wig, we stan the red hair here! xD
Drawing back to the lolita, I was really fighting to find a more regal-looking look! I like the simple top with the decorated skirt, as well as flats - because why would a future Queen of Wonderland wear heels? That's what they'd expect!
I gave her a heart purse, and honestly, I could see her and Cupid being either BFF's or epic rivals xD
Cedar Wood
I wanted to keep some of the Alpine fashion of her original design, so I kept the suspenders. I like the idea of her not being entirely fashion-forward, wearing older-looking clothes that bunches up a bit, making her look a bit younger and more kid-like. I think the blouse is really cute, and I love the cricket earrings!
I wanted the skirt long and flowly and paired it with a vest. I think it gives off this slightly awkward look, and I am here for it! A very studious lady indeed <3
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I hope you liked these designs! It's late here, and I don't want to leave this in my drafts for another 5 months xD I really enjoy making them, let me know if you'd like more!
I had so much fun re-making the wardrobe for the new Monster High Movie that I decided to make on for Ever After High too - y'know, if Disney wouldn't sue every last penny out of Mattel if they did that (despite Descendants being a rip-off)...
I made this on the base of Ever After being in a more modern setting rather than the fused modern-fairy tale of the show, because... I'm not a costume designer xD
Raven Queen
I love Raven's original design, but I don't think the skirt would translate well into live-action. I chose purple leather pants instead and gave her a leather jacket - if it had winged beading down the sleeves, it would be *chef's kiss*!
The chain at the top right is a hip chain, I think that'd look really good with the pants (who I'd like to be high waisted) and the shirt (which took me forever to find!). I liked the dramatic boots and the almost Victorian necklace, I think it merges edgy and vintage really well!
For the hair, I wanted a more transitional color rather than the stripes - because that's how we get Descendants wigs. Do you want more Descendants wigs?? Didn't think so...
Apple White
This is probably my favourite of them all! I made Apple more preppy, like the overly-cheery class president she actually is. Her style is practical, sweet, and high class - I especially love the bow for her neck, I think it'd look adorable with a puff-sleeved white shirt! All in all, I just really like this outfit, I think it'd be a great way to transition her into live-action!
Maddie Hatter
For Maddie, I went in a more bubble-gym style. I did consider Lolita, but that seemed almost too sweet and matching for the daughter of the mad hatter - also, it gave me too much Alice vibes...
I tried to keep the base colours, but I also simplified them. I think Maddie in her cartoon outfit would look way too cartoony in a real setting, instead of quirky and odd. I'd like this to be her "bade outfit", and then I'd let a costume designer and the actress loose in a thrift shop to weird-ify it as much as possible!
Briar Beauty
I made Briar's outfit a bit more Victorian-inspired than her real one, because this is the outfit I think would look the worst in a live-action movie. A short, rose-patterned skirt and a laced crop top would suit her so well!
I gave her flats so she can run to all the parties she wants, and her hair is a lot more blended, though noticeably pink. IDK, I really like this outfit, though I think she'd look awesome with some rose-patterned pants too!
I liked the idea of the glasses being prescription and not sunglasses. I also think she'd kind of hat her tiara, seeing it as a sign of the inevitable...
Cerise Hood
Cerise is one of my favourite characters, if not the favourite. I liked her edgy cartoon-look, but I wanted to make it even more grunge and rough.
A hooded leather jacket (of course) and some big, baggy, ripped jeans would be such a cool look on her! The flat boots would be easier to run in, and I really like the idea of her with shorter, more manageable hair. Also, chains. Because of course.
Ashlynn Ella
Surprisingly, this was the easiest look to make! I think Ashlynn would be so pretty in a simple, blue floral dress with a pink cardigan and light blonde beachy curls! I also can't get over how good these shoes look (obviously an actual actor couldn't wear real glass stilettos)!
Also, can we take a moment to appreciate that clock purse? Look me in the eyes and tell me this outfit wouldn't 100% be Ashlynn!
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Me whenever I see Milva’s gwent card:
#SHE DESERVES BETTER😭#cahir gets a heroic sword sweep. regis gets 3 different cards (we dont speak of....that one) angouleme gets a cheeky card#wheres milvas good card?????#we cant make another card where shes NOT dying???#yall ever see that 'lets go lesbians' video??? thats me and the other milva stans on our way to change her card#lmaoo#milva barring#the witcher books#the hansa#really hope no ones made this post before lmaoo
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The only cop with rights.
#epithet erased#percy#fanart#epithet erased fanart#art#digital art#sword lesbian#thats my headcanon you cant take it from me#i love her#we stan#a real ass goddamn sword#hehe
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It had been two weeks since Darling and Apple had kissed on that magical and snowy summer afternoon, and Darling had loved every minute she spent with Apple since.
Often, Darling and Apple could be seen having lunch together, walking to classes together, and generally just enjoying being around each other. Darling was happy to note that Apple was adjusting to her revelation quite well, if a bit slow (but that was expected). Of course, her friends made this a lot easier, as most were very supportive (though they had known since the dragon games). Who Darling- and Apple- were really concerned about was how the Queen, Principal Grimm, and all of Ever After would react once they ascended to the throne together.
But Darling didn’t focus on that now. Instead, she was focusing on getting ready for her and Apple’s first official date.
“So are you excited?” Rosabella Beauty asked from her bed while Darling sat by her vanity doing her makeup.
“Did you really ask me that?” Darling snorted. Rosabella laughed.
“Okay, you’re right. Of course you’re excited. I just can’t believe Apple asked you out and not the other way around. I really thought you’d be the one to take that leap,” She said while checking her phone.
“Honestly? I don’t know if I was ever gonna ask her out,” Darling admitted. “I was planning on waiting until I knew for a fact that she wanted to start actually going out before doing anything. Goodness knows Apple had and still has a lot of internalized crap she needs to work through. I just didn’t want to push her,” She said as she applied blush.
“True,” Rosabella agreed, before pausing to add, “Goodness knows her mom is gonna be a lot less than happy when she finds out.”
Darling paused at that, feeling a twinge of irrational guilt. Darling had been blessed with parents who could understand that Darling was gay from the beginning (The Charming’s figured having a girl “prince charming” meant she was probably destined to be lesbian) but Darling knew Apple wasn’t given that same privilege. Everyone in Ever After knew how strict Snow White was about tradition- Apple herself used to be a good signifier.
“Yeah,” was all Darling could add. Sighing, she closed her blush and set it aside.
“I know that sigh. You’re wishing you could just whisk her away and ride off into the sunset on your horse, aren’t you?” Rosabella raised a playful eyebrow.
“You know it,” Darling admitted. “It’s the ‘Knight In Shining Armor’ instinct. Sue me,” she played back. Rosa chuckled.
“Relax. You two are destined, and the Queen can’t deny that, no matter what. She loves destiny and tradition, and according to that tradition, you two are bound together forever. It’s the perfect argument,” She said.
“I know, I just wish Apple won’t have to fight with her mother in such a way, especially after they just made up about the Dragon Games incident,” Darling lamented. Rosa nodded.
“Understandable, but I wouldn’t worry about it now. I’d just focus on your date, since that’s a much better thing to think about,” She reassured. Darling nodded and took in a deep breath.
“You’re right, I’m working myself up over something I won’t have to deal with for a long time,” She stood up. “Well... I guess I’ll be off then. Be back in a few,” She said. Rosabella nodded in response and went right back to her phone.
Darling took her time as she made her way to the gazebo outside of school where she and Apple had planned to have their picnic. Apple was bringing the basket of food and the blanket, so all Darling had to do was make sure no creatures were already there and wait.
Darling wasn’t too keen on waiting, and she wished Rosabella hadn’t brought up Snow White. It always made Darling nervous to think about her and the future. All Darling wanted was to fight dragons, kick ass, take names, and save Apple and then run off into the sunset with her, was that too much to ask? Probably... but that never stopped Darling from yearning about it constantly.
Darling was so lost in her thoughts that she hadn’t noticed when Apple showed up with the picnic basket.
“Hi Darling,” She greeted her with her sweet smile. Darling smiled back, relieved to be distracted.
“Hi Apple,” She said.
“May I?” Darling gestured to the basket and blanket, and Apple nodded. Together, they set everything up to be the picture perfect picnic (she had even brought candles for atmosphere even though it was only 2 in the afternoon). Darling expected no less from Apple.
“So... how has your day been?” Apple asked as she poured Darling a glass of sparkling apple cider.
“I’ve been... fine. What about you?” Darling rubbed the back of her neck, which she quickly regretted doing upon seeing a glimmer of worry on Apple’s face.
“I’m alright,” Apple said, not dwelling on it. She unwrapped one of the sandwiches she packed and took a bite. Darling did the same.
“I apologize if that sounded a little off. What I mean is... I’m fine now. I’m afraid I’ve been a bit in my own head this morning that I’m grateful to spend some time just with you,” Darling said. Apple visibly relaxed.
“I’m glad to be spending time with you too. Goodness knows I’ve been thinking too much too. I really needed this,” She sighed and rested her head on her own shoulder, to which Darling scooted closer, and Apple then rested her head on Darling’s shoulder. Darling rested her head on top. She smiled.
“It’s a lovely day. We picked the perfect spot,” Darling said.
“You know all best spots in the forest,” Apple compliment. “How do you know the forest that well?” She asked.
“I practically grew up in these woods. Me and my brothers love exploring them when we were little. You do know that the Charming Family practically owns these woods, right?” Darling asked. Apple nodded.
“I just didn’t expect you to have explored it so much so young. To have that much freedom to roam around...” Apple drifted off.
“It wasn’t all peaches and roses. We did get hurt a lot, but dad always thought it was good fighting practice for the boys to ‘protect me’ from wild animals and such, though- let’s be honest- I saved them both more times than I can count,” Darling and Apple laughed.
“Dexter is a klutz,” Apple agreed, sitting up once more.
“And Daring is mostly talk, though I’ll admit he is pretty good at fighting dragons,” Darling said. Apple couldn’t help but agree.
“Don’t cut yourself short though, you’re pretty fierce yourself. I still can’t believe you’re the White Knight,” Apple said. Darling chuckled.
“A girl does what a girl has to do,” Darling shrugged playfully. Apple sighed a little.
“Shame how things are run like that... I think Ever After needs some serious changes,” Apple said. Darling nodded.
“Well it’s a good thing you’ll be next in line for the throne then, hm?” Darling winked. Apple nodded.
“Indeed,” Apple said, forcing a small smile. Darling frowned.
“What’s the matter?” She asked, softly tucking a loose blonde curl behind Apple’s ear. The princess blushed.
“I don’t know... I just... I keep thinking about what my mother will think of me,” Apple rubbed her arms.
“I understand,” Darling sympathized. “I’ve been thinking about it a lot too. She isn’t exactly the... understanding type, right?” Apple shook her head.
“She’s so... hellbent on me and my destiny. It’s what drove me to do all the stupid stunts I pulled during the Dragon Games,” Apple looked away in shame.
“Hey, look at me,” Darling touched Apple’s face lightly and turned it towards her.
“What your mother says doesn’t matter. This isn’t something you can change, okay?” She said. Apple nodded a little.
“You are very beautiful, and you are very loved, understand? You have a wonderful support system here at Ever After High, and we’ll always be here when you need it, got it?” Darling said. Apple nodded again. The two held eye contact for quite a bit, before both of them found themselves leaning in to a soft and tender kiss.
“Thanks Darling,” Apple blushed and looked away. “That means a lot.”
“Apple, trust me when I say I’m always happy to help,” Darling smiled and placed a hand on Apple’s cheek. To her surprise, Apple leaned into it. Darling smiled softly.
“Let’s not focus on the future, or on your mother. For now, let’s just enjoy each others company on this lovely summer day,” Darling suggested. Apple nodded.
“I’d like that very much,” She said, her blue eyes practically shining in the sunlight. Darling couldn’t help but get a little lost in them.
“As you wish,” Darling said.
With that, the two princesses continued to have a wonderfully calm and relaxing picnic as they laughed and talked for hours and hours, just marveling in each other’s company, knowing that little else mattered so long as they had each other.
#eah#ever after high#darling charming#apple white#dappling#darling x apple#wlw#my fics#apple x darling#i wrote another one bc I'm just a depressed gay bitch#apple is touch starved if you couldn't tell#i'm addicted to their relationship#i love me some gay ass princesses#also Darling is a fat mood#i too want to run away into the sunset with the love of my life#XDDD#so yeah#we stan a sword lesbian and her much more femme gf
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LMAOOOOO, SHE WHAT?
SHE DARED? IN MINGLAN'S PRESENCE, SHE DARED?
Granted, she doesn't know Minglan's past, but she couldn't have made a bigger error. Minglan will eat her alive!
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OH MY GOD, SHE ACTUALLY ARMED HERSELF WITH A SWORD!!
MINGLAN IS NOT PLAYING! HEADS WILL BE DROPPING TODAY!!
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END THEM, MINGLAN!!
She did not hesitate to use that sword for one second, LMAO!
They picked the wrong woman to mess around with on this fine day! I think they may have signed their death sentences here, though. This will not go down well for them.
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Smh, he can even eat at a time like this??
The Duchess should eat him instead!!
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Oh, now you remember that she is your wife?
Beyond spineless and beyond brainless. How many women need to die before you learn?
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Oh, finally, we get to meet the Duke of Ying!
I feel like they've been hyping him up forever and I've been paying attention to when he'll show up for a while now.
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OMG, it's the least he should do and he is still arguing!!
He really does not have a single functional brain cell in that thick head of his. I just cannot with this level of stupidity.
SHE DID NOT MAKE A MISTAKE, SHE TRIED TO MURDER A PREGNANT WOMAN AND HER CHILD. A PREGNANT WOMAN WITH SUPER POWERFUL PARENTS WHO ARE GOING TO MAKE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE A LIVING HELL IF YOU DO NOT IMMEDIATELY BEG AND GROVEL.
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YES!! DIVORCE!!
It's nice to have supportive parents who won't let you be bullied.
Though, from what I've seen in this drama, all men are worthless. There is really not much to pick from. She should just remain single and become a rich lesbian, if that is even an option in this time and place.
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The nerve of him! The absolute shamelessness!
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LMAO, I am stanning!
The Duke is meeting all my expectations and more! I keep watching this and repeating that all men are worthless, but as MRAs like to point out, clearly not all men and I am always so shocked when I meet one that is actually a decent person. So far, we have Tingye, Changbai, Shitou and now the Duke. The rest are all fit for the dumpster.
The Story of Minglan
LMFAOOOO
Show her who's the boss, Granny! She wants to fuck around with her shit sister, she can now also find out.
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Yes, listen to your nanny, you shit-stirring evil-monger. She's not entirely stupid and sees you will lose.
You really should quit while you're ahead, live out your life in peace and enjoy your bajillion blood grandchildren from your worthless son and his endless string of concubines.
But you can't just do that because you're so greedy and bitter and would rather dig your own grave instead. Enjoy death, then!
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LMAO, the arrogance!
Like his worthless, faithless ass deserves it. Like she had not prayed before she died not to meet him again.
If they do meet again, it will be so that she can extract all the wrongdoings in this life with his blood in the next. She will never love him again in any life.
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And what good was his shitty love?
He sold her out, let her die in disgrace and ignominy, broken-hearted and betrayed, so that his shitty brothers could have more money to throw around and waste, and absolutely ruin other people's lives in the process. He loved her and he let her down so badly, it would be laughable if it was not so sad. And then he proceeded to take his self-loathing out on other people, including his own small child. He's disgraceful and each one of his wives deserves better in the next life, including the evil second Madam Qin.
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Oh, she is definitely plotting her murder and thinks that now is the time, seeing as Gu Tingye is away.
And all that, for what? Her own son is beyond useless.
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LOL, is she trying to curse herself?
If there is one thing I've learned reading Chinese web novels and watching c-dramas it's that you don't want to piss off the ghosts 😅😅 Things are, for once, not going her way and she's lost all her marbles.
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Fantastic performance by this actress.
She's delightfully creepy and unhinged.
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She's so, so deeply unhappy with how her life turned out.
She married at the top of the food chain but it was not enough because her husband was so worthless. Even as one of the most powerful, she was still so powerless in her own life and her agency was so limited. All she could do was scheme in the shadows. All this bitterness and bile is the result of her bitterness and discontent. Nothing she ever hoped for came to fruition.
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OMG, the drama 🙄
She's so spoiled and ridiculous.
What do you mean Minglan and Granny Sheng won't just sit back and let her and her shitty sister ruin their lives? How uncharitable of them! Better throw a temper tantrum!
Poor Hualan, she is surrounded by imbeciles.
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Oh, Hualan, you are talking in vain 🙄
Your mother is an imbecile and you certainly did not inherit your lovely common sense from her.
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LMAO, could it be because you are one?
I cannot with these entitled people, demanding respect when they have done absolutely nothing to earn it.
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Exactly, you worthless sack of shit!
Why didn't you know? Why didn't you stop it? Why didn't you stop it YEARS AGO? It's because you were too busy getting slaves and servants pregnant to care about your already living kids and the women whose lives you've already ruined. Fuck you.
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LMAO, so useless.
There's no hurry, my dude! There are plenty of people still left in your household (and other households too) for her to murder!
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I mean, not to be advocating for domestic violence here, but Jesus Christ, after everything she's done, this was richly deserved.
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Listen, if she does, I will riot.
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Nobody:
Ashley Johnson:
#Ashley Johnson#Critical Role#CritRole#ladies with swords#lady with sword#disaster lesbian#gay rights#amirite#super ded#yasha#Yasha Nydoorin#we stan#i just cant get over this picture#no weaknesses#Ashley with a sword#->#One weakness#What a gorgeous woman seriously#beauyasha#yasharegard#sentinel babes
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There are no words to describe how spectacular Eden Espinosa is
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Same energy
#I sword fight my ex gf at a Dennys parking lot#Brie Larson is queen#We stan#Swords rule#Brie Larson#Gay#Useless lesbian#Meme#Memes#Gay memes
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Ikr? It was truely iconic. This site claims to Stan female rage, knife wives, and sword lesbians but the absolutely sleeps on Katya x Sofia. Like we don’t talk about that scene turns the “kill your gay character” troupe on its head by not actually killing her.
Not to mention the reference to Sharon and the River Styx in Greek mythology by having the boatman dressed in black,
Can't believe I don't see many people talking about the time Katya faked her death. I haven't seen a single post talking about the SYMBOLISM and the way Sofia just grts in her boat in that ending scene?? Like guys. Come on. We have to do better than this.
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i’d argue that the only good bit of female characterisation in the books vs the films is that eowyn fancies aragorn because she wants to be queen, not just cause he’s a a sexy dirt man. She wants to go to battle so she can have honour and glory, and it’s only after defeating the witch-king and losing theoden that she realises those are stupid things to strive for (even though now she has them, to a certain extent) and that there are more important things than ambition
#we stan a sword lesbian#though tbh in the books i don't mind her and faramir#gonna watch the extended editions and see what i think of faramir actually having a character#lotr#eowyn
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not 2 be dramatic or anything but anouk savi’s character development is gonna be the best thing i’ve ever written
#we stan a sword-wielding lesbian magician and her three (3) books of character growth#( &. ) out of chara » is there any tea on this spaceship?
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So, The Dragon Prince season 4, huh? Well worth the wait, loved where it's going. Anyway, here's some thoughts on it, good and bad, in no particular order:
SPOILERS AHEAD
For something called "Mystery of Aaravos" there was quite a lack of Aaravos
Terry was great, we stan a supportive boyfriend
Soren's pajamas mean everything to me
Ezran's crown holds so much meaning omg
Rex Igneous reconsidering murder because of chocolate
Barius the Baker, King Ezran's Minister of Crusts and Jellies will be very busy making tarts for two kings from now on
If Crow Master is Crow Lord's #2, where in the chain of command is Associate Crow Lord?
If I had a nickel for every ATLA reference...
Soren and Corvus are dating you can't convince me otherwise
Fr tho, who vandalized Zubeia's painting?
The architect was completely in the wrong there. Let the SunFIRE Elves make fire
Ibis nooo
Stella feels untrustworthy
Omg the Zym "death" scene
Viren may be evil, but he isn't transphobic
Sir Sparklepuff my beloved
Just destroy the cube already omg
They really do say "Trees to meet you"!!!
Soren's face when he saw Viren :( our poor himbo has gone through enough
Karim really told Janai and Amaya to be "roommates"
Callum being so confident with magic
Omg Janai if you're gonna make the love of your life read your lips, look at her when you're talking!
I know we only saw them for like 5 seconds, but I miss Terry's glasses
Soren had so much growth! He went from chaining up dragons to unchaining dragons to befriending a dragon
I really hope we see N'than again
Aaravos slays at everything he does
The coins!
Yes Janai! Kick his ass!
Janai and Amaya really are sword lesbians
#the dragon prince#tdp#tdp spoilers#the dragon prince spoilers#tdp season 4#tdp terry#janaya#sorvus#tdp mystery of aaravos#mystery of aaravos#sir sparklepuff
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