#badasks

[badass-bitch-polls]

ok hi you asked for this so..

a list of reasons why five hargreeves should win!

-he survived for 40+ years completely alone at the end of the world (starting when he was 13 years old)

-worked as an assassin for a company who may have experimented on him (they literally spliced his dna with every serial killer ever in the comics) and a boss who pretty much harassed him

-why did he put up with that, you ask? because he loves his family so fucking much he would literally do anything for them

-can break someone's neck despite being physically 13

-the entire istanbul (not constantinople) scene

-spent a day walking around with a literal shrapnel wound in his side and only stopped when he passed out from blood loss

-once slaughtered a board room full of people with just an axe and pure rage

-had his arm get fucking cut off and then just casually made a tourniquet with his own tie and kept going like??

-did i mention his sole reason for existing is because he loves his family and wants to keep them safe from harm and he'd do anything for them?????

-he is also the human embodiment of trauma. seriously. he's 58 and hasn't had like one non-traumatic day in his life.

-has done all of this without getting a hug :((

HOLY FUCKING DAMN

i knew five was epic but not THIS epic?!???!

[simonalkenmayer]

Hello to my favorite cryptid. Idk where you're based currently, but next time you're somewhere in/near Ohio and craving human prey, my abusive mother is fair game. Physical and emotional abuse visited almost daily on her two children for over a decade and counting. Just so you know.

*sighs*

Please people. Read the FAQ. Before you insult me. This is generally an easily managed point of etiquette. Imagine how much easier it is than insulting me at first meeting and then having to work your way back into my esteem.

Let’s add another link to that paper chain, shall we? If you’re crafting along, its time for another item.

[translightyagami]

top 5 light's horny outfits

ALRIGHT. SO.

I know u wanted my top 5 of light’s horny outfits BUT there r not that many?? That I can do?? Without repeating??? So I’m just going to give you my

TOP FIVE LIGHT OUTFITS

BIG BEANIE AND TRACKSUIT

I want to marry whomstever decided that light has a giant beanie just waiting to b used in his closet. A friend of mine said it was that over sized beanie that like every trans guy has bc he bought it pre-transition and can’t get rid of it now. Paired w the tracksuit like wow! What a sneaky look! Who is he???

BLACK ZIP PULLOVER AND KHAKIS

Light rlly does dress like he’s a macy’s mannequin. And I love him for it. Also I just want to note that it does look like he’s not wearing an undershirt beneath that very unzipped pullover which is p r e t t y racy. Its like a fun flirty office party look but the person wearing it is a 18 yr old murder suspect

TENNIS OUTFIT

There’s no rhyme or reason to this list. I just happen to think light’s tennis outfit is a five star look. The little shorts. The crisp athletic t shirt. The way he seems to b saying “I love sports but I love being dressed appropriately for sports even MORE.” Light seems to get his kicks being dressed appropriately.

WESTERN SHIRT

WESTERN SHIRT!!! This is one of the UGLIEST shirts light has even worn and I LOVE IT. The color is glaringly not in his season and it fits terribly on him. Yet it’s still such a bold statement. It says “yeah! I’m well aware that pale colors wash me out!! But I’m gonna wear this baby blue western shirt anyway bc I hv the ability to do it.” He looks like a fucking 8 yr old. Misa nvr stood a chance at not falling in love w him.

BIG COAT

I’m so sad we don’t see light’s big coat after the first arc. Its such a cute statement piece. Seems cozy as hell too. I don’t hv anything funny to say abt it rlly; I just like light’s big murder coat.

[fanficsrusz]

I'm the anon from a little while ago with the boyfriend and moving. Idk but I just feel like i should rant to you about it. I just feel like we fell out of touch. We only ever text on discord outside of hanging out but lately he's just been ignoring everything I send him. It was okay before I moved and he would answer but now he just wont. And he's on talking to his friends so it's not like he's just busy. (we're in a group chat together). I feel badasking him if something's wrong bc im paranoid

Ok first of all men are a whole other breed of humans and they're complicated and just.... Weird. I'm actually having the same issue rn with a guy, well more specifically my ex Christoff if anyone remembers him.

Literally after we broke up we continued talking because we were together for so long until about 5 weeks ago where he started ignoring me. At first i assumed he was busy because of his job but then he started to watch my stories and comment on my posts yet he didn't even read my messages. It sucks because i knew this guy for years, i lived with him for ages and he still acted like that towards me? I know we dated and it's awkward but i deserve to at least have my text read and not completely ignored.

It's difficult because i know you probably feel upset and that's natural but there's only so much you can do and only so much time you can give them before you start getting hurt.

I would suggest maybe asking if something is wrong once and only once, just to give yourself some piece of mind but after that i would just forget it otherwise you're going to make yourself sick thinking 'what if' for a guy who doesn't deserve you. Trust me, there is a guy out there who would reply to you in 0.2 seconds and love talking to you. Unfortunately you just have to dig through the rubbish first.

[lehufflepug]

Even if you don't watch American Idol, these stars need more recognition!!!!

These are five people who (unfortunately) did not make the finale, albeit making the top ten. They are all amazing stars, singers, and performers who deserve SO much more recognition. So please look into and support them!!

First, Ada Vox, absolute QUEEN and God-given talent -- don't even get me started:

Next, Jurnee, badask as fudge and gorgeous singer (also her wife is in the military and is also badask as fudge):

Michelle Sussett, a Venezuelan refugee who was THEE DEFINITION of a STAR and could do both crazy energy and beautiful, articulate, smooth songs:

Catie Turner, quirky personality and AMAZING original songwriter at only 18 with talent to boot:

Michael J. Woodard, sweetheart and AMAZING voice who could reel it in or break out, even as he was developing his stage presence:

Now again, the current top three have all worked hard to get to their spots and I completely respect that. However, I really, REALLY feel like America missed a truly AMAZING and BRILLIANT batch of stars who should've gotten much more attention. So please share and give these stars the love they deserve!!

[badtrrip]

Sinto tanto sua falta!

grila não, todas sentem 🤙🏽

[badass-bitch-polls]

Morticia Addams canonically has a degree in Hexes and Spells, she’s the best parent, she’s the best person since she’s very understanding and won’t judge you (unless you hurt her family). Just all around the baddest bitch for being the best person (won’t judge if you don’t vote for her). Also has a carnivorous plant named Cleopatra, and one of the Salem Witches

YOOOOOO EPIC! we absolutely stan a girlboss mum!

[badass-bitch-polls]

It’s been ages since I read FMA but casting my lot in for Riza like *gestures towards her general vibes* she is Thee Badass Bitch, thank you

i have seen pictures of riza with gun. i completely understand.

[badass-bitch-polls]

I think you should bring me back

i think so too. however i have to be unbiased as a poll runner, and could only bring back the most popular badasses, so unfortunately you and a few others only just didn't make the cut for the pit.

in our hearts, you are the most badass aubrey.

[badass-bitch-polls]

Hi! Sorry if you’re busy, but do you know when you’ll continue this poll?

hey!!! honestly i had no idea people were still into this poll, and i have been consumed by brainrot for other things so running this poll completely slipped my mind GJDKGDFHK (curse you ADHD for moving onto the next thing so quickly)

i will definitely finish this, when i am not sure yet as there are still 3 rounds left to organise (two of the pit and then the grand finals). however knowing people are still interested should hOPEFULLY re-peak my interest in this project!

thank you all for still being here despite my silly neurodivergent brain. y'all are very cool swag people.

[badass-bitch-polls]

Hornet! A literal princess! Spawn of a spider queen and an eldritch worm turned king. Tests countless vessels to see if any can truly save the kingdom, a fierce warrior, fights with a needle and thread which is totally badass. Such a badass bitch that what was supposed to be DLC for the main game has turned into a full sequel game all about her! (Hollow Knight: Silksong)

HELL FREAKIN YEAH SHE SOUNDS SO COOL!!!

slightly unrelated, but hollow knight is next up on my list of video games to play and i genuinely cannot wait, like i have only heard good things from this game and im so excited to experience it for myself!

[badass-bitch-polls]

Gideon Nav! She's lesbian jesus, she deflects trauma with humor, she's got the enlightened knowledge of sword cool and women hot. Even at her worst moments she still can't help having a bit of kindness bleed through. Once battled a skeleton monster because "its arms kinda look like swords, I wanna fight it" Been through so much and is still devoted to a girl she wanted dead for 18 years and is in love with to her very core.

OH MY GOD SHE SOUNDS SO GAY

[badass-bitch-polls]

oh are we doing loba propaganda? 2 military butch women are canonically in love with her. loba gets b(u)itches. thats not really relating to her being a badass thats just related to her being hot.

omg AND SHE GETS BITCHES????

[badass-bitch-polls]

Damn you weren’t lying, those match-ups can painful

YEP THEY ARE. THEY ARE PAINING ME. I AM IN PAIN.

[badass-bitch-polls]

Jeeez, I think all my blorbos are going out this round :')

same bestie same :,)

[badass-bitch-polls]

too shy to tag in propaganda but i think loba should win if only because she has the severed head of her enemy. if she destroys the head he dies but she wants him to suffer forever so she keeps that shit on her. also shes hot and gay

thank you for enlightening me on her epicswagness anon. i now have a new person to simp over root for!