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[badass-bitch-polls]

ok hi you asked for this so..

a list of reasons why five hargreeves should win!

-he survived for 40+ years completely alone at the end of the world (starting when he was 13 years old)

-worked as an assassin for a company who may have experimented on him (they literally spliced his dna with every serial killer ever in the comics) and a boss who pretty much harassed him

-why did he put up with that, you ask? because he loves his family so fucking much he would literally do anything for them

-can break someone's neck despite being physically 13

-the entire istanbul (not constantinople) scene

-spent a day walking around with a literal shrapnel wound in his side and only stopped when he passed out from blood loss

-once slaughtered a board room full of people with just an axe and pure rage

-had his arm get fucking cut off and then just casually made a tourniquet with his own tie and kept going like??

-did i mention his sole reason for existing is because he loves his family and wants to keep them safe from harm and he'd do anything for them?????

-he is also the human embodiment of trauma. seriously. he's 58 and hasn't had like one non-traumatic day in his life.

-has done all of this without getting a hug :((

HOLY FUCKING DAMN

i knew five was epic but not THIS epic?!???!