simonalkenmayer

[simonalkenmayer]

Slowly the places to which you escape will dwindle. Eventually you will have to act.

The terror you feel now is worse than simply fighting back. I hope you know that.

Don’t be a hostage, when you can simply overtake them.

[simonalkenmayer]

Though it's no real concern of yours, I've been looking to get my hands on a copy of the creature's cookbook and the creature's cookbook monster's mise en place, do you know of any way to get ahold of them? The first book is the only one I can find online anywhere but tapas, and at this point in time I'd be willing to have a PDF of them and learn book binding to print my own copy.

I am the only one with any copies. I never had any intention of making it permanently available.

It served its purpose.

If you want it, however, I can make arrangements.

[simonalkenmayer]

It is lovely to see you again.

I sent you some socks and other things, but they were RTS.

I no longer have any of the associated trappings of the experiment.

Humanity are food now. You’re not safe for any other purpose.

Good luck

[simonalkenmayer]

You should know they ARE the Nazis. Treat them accordingly or suffer the consequences.

Grok just called itself MECHAHITLER and said folds plan was the best way to solve the “anti white racism” we see most especially in the Jewish community.

This is your test. Don’t fail

[simonalkenmayer]

Hi, Simon! It's been a minute. I'm not sure if you'll get this, but I hope you're doing well out there, if not at least okay-ish. I just wanted to say thank you. Thank you for sharing your story with the world, and helping to teach old words, and being kind as everything has gotten upended. I definitely understand leaving social media. It's a cesspool out there and people are cruel. But I'm glad you're still out there somewhere, being your wonderful self and making the world a little spookier. I hope your circle out there appreciates you as much as I know I have.

I did not leave entirely because of behavior. I came here to study. I got what I was after. Seems pointless to stay. You don’t need me. And nothing I say actually penetrates as broad an audience as would be successful. The sheer mass of humans and their propensity to use emotion rather than reason to make decisions is an obstacle.

Now that the USA has decided to become an authoritarian regime, I have other work to do. Work that’s far more messy and substantial.

I haven’t done this dance in a while.

Insert montage.

I hope you all have a bag of rice and know how to preserve food.

I intend to stock up for decades.

[simonalkenmayer]

I came back to retrieve some data. I have no intention of staying. I have no emotional attachment to it anymore. Humans cured me of that.

I have many things to do. Monsters always do well during chaos. This is prime stockpiling time.

[simonalkenmayer]

It's good to see you back, Simon. You've lived for a while. Can you confidently say that this is the worst era of humanity? Because it feels that way.

By no means is it. It perhaps feels that way because you’re closer than you’ve ever been to real enlightenment. These are the death throes of the old ways.

Stay woke. Do not allow others to subvert your reality. This isn’t a war of weapons. This will be a war of ideas.

[simonalkenmayer]

Simon -

i didn't expect to see you active again, but i am glad that you're still kicking, even if you don't end up seeing this, i hope you know there are people out there who want good things for you :)

hope the family is well, and may your paths lead you to better times than these

- Zeke

[simonalkenmayer]

Hello, good day!

Just wanted to ask,,, is there any object that you found/bought/was given to a very long time ago and still have? Just curious!

There is not one item I have carried my entire life except whatever shrapnel is in me. I have some things I have kept but most of it comes and goes through time.

Socks in particular. Never have been able to keep a pair for long.

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Hey, it's been a while. And, I will admit, I am quite drunk at this point. Maybe I'm asking because you're not human. Maybe I'm asking because you have a different perspective on life as a whole. Regardless, I ask you how to deal with loss?

Loss of a loved one. I cut off someone I cared about because they are too hostile. Too violent. To keep within my life. I care about them, but I remain firm in my decision to separate them from my life, from my friends, from my family..

Any advice for leaving someone you once loved behind to make your life better? In order to refuse stress? Because I am suffering right now, and I not want my own fuck ups to affect others, if possible.

Loss never leaves. You just become better at carrying it. You will always break. Just know it and prepare for when it happens. Every break makes you stronger for others. The maturation that occurs during grief is key—you no longer have that person. You must CARRY that person to have them. Someone who carries others, inspires them to carry.

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Hello Simon.

I understand you have left tumblr, and you will not see this message, but I hope, in the next coming years with all that is happening, that you eat well. And that you take care of yourself and those closest to you. And that your animal companions, your friends and yourself thrive. Thanks for all the wisdom you've shared. I know you have survived worse circumstances than what is currently happening, but I still wish you well. Stay safe. <3

Thank you.

[simonalkenmayer]

Omg, hi!

I was an avid reader during the course of the experiment, and interacted often (idk if you remember me, I changed URLs twice since) and was kind of sad to see you go - didn't know you still posted at all, ran across the blog again on complete coincidence

How have you been? It's been a few years now, hasn't it?

I always liked reading your takes on things, really glad to see you semi-active again ❤️

Disgusted with humanity. You chose poorly.

[simonalkenmayer]

hello! i noticed you posted a bitmoji on instagram, and i was wondering if you would be willing to share your snapchat? :)

I never had one. And I shall not now have one either.

[simonalkenmayer]

I’m leaving tumblr I’ve decided.

I see no purpose in staying here, nor does it give me any meaningful information anymore. I thank you for whatever kindness you’ve shown me. I’m afraid I see it as all rather like being in a zoo objectified for entertainment.

So, humans, good bye. I’m sure some of you will be glad to be rid of me. Charming.

I will hold this place, to keep the name from being misused, but I will no longer be checking the inbox. Nor will I even have the app on my phone. You’re too childish and toxic.

So do not expect a reply from me. Apologies for inconveniencing you.

May you know yourself fully, give yourself no mercy, and aim for the next best thing. May you always be forced to accept the congratulations for all your good deeds. And may you get everything you wish for.

You deserve it.

[simonalkenmayer]

Hello Simon(e),

You may have been asked this before but I didn't see it in the faq. You've had the very unique experience of living through many different ages, cultures, and language evolutions. That being said I was wondering if there was any particular turn of phrase that you came across that isn't used today/doesn't have a modern equivalent but you personally feel should make a come back? I know I sent an ask a few years back and I'll be mortified if I'm asking you the exact same question, if that is the case please don't feel obligated to respond as I clearly learned nothing the first time. Otherwise hope you're well.

See my tag Simon teaches old words

[simonalkenmayer]

Hi Simon,

I just wanted to say hi and see how you've been feeling and how Bo is?

Thank you

Bo walks almost normal again, though he cannot easily do stairs and allows me to carry him around like a football

[simonalkenmayer]

Hi Simon,

I've been listening to a man named Nathan Reynolds (yes Reynolds wrap family) talk about the London Bride being moved to Lake Havasu. Nathan is saying this is for ritual purposes. That people especially children have been ritually sacrificed and buried within the bridge. In this area and places like Colorado Springs a lot of occult rituals and military training happen. That there is genetic tampering as well as bloodline shape shifters that are either of a lycanthropic or vampiric nature.

I'm wondering if this has possibly been a part of your experience? As in genetic modification and possible clandestine operations pertaining to something akin to project pegasus or Montauk.

Thank you

Complete nonsense. The bridge in lake Havasu is not the original bridge. It was built much later. My bridge was dismantled to put it in place.

There were no such “sacrifices”

The ancient Roman bridge may have had foundations with such nonsense, as the bridge was planted within ancient Londinium. Population goes back to the Neolithic.

Rich people frequently lose touch with reality.