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theinternetisfulloftrash · 2 years ago

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Sometimes I question my life choices when I'm up until 4am when I'm in my mid 30s, but not tonight. Not tonight.

#listen... i had good intentions when i said i was going to bed at like 1am #I really did!#but the sheets werent quite dry from one round when they were in there with a thin blanket #and so you watch the rest of the shitty horror movie hubs is watching #about podunk downtrodden former dairy farmers whose cattle all died so they started kinapping and eating people #it was terrible. do not recommend.#distrubing for swveral reasons and backwoods cannibals is done to death at this point #but i digress #you go to get the sheets and hubs follows you down to the laundry room to carry it back up for you #points hubs #you dress the bed together and he lovingly puts on your silk pillowcase #he then says 'shame to get into fresh clean sheets all dirty #we should shower'#and like... I was already planning to anyway (and planning to shake a little ass to get some)#but he required no seductive tactics tonight ;)#and now he's passed the fuck out in a blissed-out little coma #.... small price to pay #because 👀🥵🫠#hubs #personal #not dylan

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sunderwight · 5 months ago

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Shen Yuan's elaborate explanations for why the fake marriage he and Luo Binghe have arranged in order to Binghe a green card or something should involve this moonlit dinner for two at a fancy restaurant vs Luo Binghe's elaborate schemes to gradually introduce more and more explicitly romantic gestures into their relationship without spooking Shen Yuan until Shen Yuan realizes on his own that they are married for realsies, fight.

#svsss #scum villain #scum villain's self saving system #bingqiu #bingyuan #shen yuan: government surveillance has truly gotten out of hand considering we need to spoon on the couch just to avoid suspicion #luo binghe: we should probably also shower together. just to be safe

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employee052 · 8 months ago

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[IM NOT PREGNANT]

#artswin #animswin #no one is invited to the baby shower bc thats just the baby from the baby game showering n we should give them some privacy /lh #tsp narrator #tsp stanley #tspud narrator #tspud stanley #cw pregnancy #tsp #tspud #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #stanley parable #stanley decided to make a tag for his queued posts. this was the tag.

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ihavesomejays · 3 months ago

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quick shapey sunday thing i painted to procrastinate on my drawing assignment

detail shot under keep reading

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arolesbianism · 5 months ago

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felt like doodling but didn’t know what to draw, so take a bunch of loops and sifs

#keese draws #isat #in stars and time #isat loop #isat siffrin #ignore the wii party u doodles I did a whole bit in the shower last night roleplaying them talking abt it #anyways this is my exposure therapy to lessening my fear of drawing hats #sif makes up for having a hat by having the rest of their design be piss easy to draw #anyways I think we should explode these two <3 #placing sif into a dryer and loop into a dishwasher #and then placing them both in front of a wii u game pad and making them play wii party u together #they probably both like all the bad games but different ones

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walkingstackofbooks · 1 day ago

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Wish wish wishhhh we'd seen the reactions of Julian's friends to the enhancements reveal. Miles' was lovely, ofc, but we got like, a slice of Sisko and then crickets.

And obviously Garak's reaction would have been priceless, but also what about Jadzia? And Kira? And Odo? And and and... I just feel so robbed every time I remember we didn't see it :(

#Full disclosure this comes off the back of seeing a post saying 'we saw everyone else's reactions but what about Garak?'#And I was just like '🧐 I know you all love Garak the most but also I don't think we did...'#And that made me stop and think for a second before realising QUITE how little we actually got and feeling outraged once again #Because y'know you do see a lot of posts about 'why was garak missing from DBIP 😢' and I'm not saying I disagree #But actually only Miles got a chance to properly react #And that was wonderful #But really we didn't see anyone else in that episode apart from Sisko after that seen #And that's a tragedy all of its own #That there were characters who COULD have been in the script without the issues of getting Andy Robinson on set etc.#And we didn't get to see them #Sorry I'm rambling #I'm too tired #And should have gone in the shower twenty minutes ago...#Welp #Night night!#Ds9 rant #😅 2 for 2 today #Wsb

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amygdalae · 6 months ago

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Cradling two advil in my palm gently tenderly like a small baby bird

#my period is tearing me asunder and we r shortstaffed at work today its only 2 of us #and i forgot to set any alarms so i didnt have time to shower this morning #and i go to the dentist tomorrow #should i just kill myself

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puppyeared · 1 year ago

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Tell me about a song you like right now, maybe an animation you just watched that made you think thoughts and feel things

Only Acting by Kero Kero Bonito!! I want to make an animatic for Macaque using this song and some parts of Shadow Play and the s4 special.. although im still mapping it and deciding whether I want to use the radio edit or not lol

#its like really really rough and mostly in my head rn bc i havent drawn lmk in a while so im a little rusty. probably need to rewatch some #eps if i want to get a good idea of what i wanna include. im also debating if i should wait until we get more context on his and wukongs #past before i do anything bc the last thing i wanna do is butcher it @_@... i was thinking of paralleling the song with the pilgrims #but because i dont actually know what HAPPENED or why mac even thinks wukong killed him thats probably gonna be important to know #but its like really cool in my head.. if u listen to the song sarahs voice uses an audio filter and there are some random glitch effects #which could be good visually for macs smoke monster and him fucking with MK in general.. spooky stuff!!!#the lyrics also speak from the pov of a performer which is what reminded me of mac in the first place so it would be fun to animate to #its in my shower playlist so when i listen to it i get really intense visualizing for what scenes i wanna do. hitting 2 birds with 1 stone #actually thats smth i do when i wanna storyboard smth.. i add it to my shower playlist bc thats where i come up with my ideas lol #but yea!!! if i ever get around to doing it id be really excited to share what i have.. i have another in mind with pigsy and MK #which is way shorter and i could probably get it done during my break... ;o)#my art #myart #ask #answered #lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk macaque #six eared macaque #liu er mihou #doodles #yapping

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squuote · 1 year ago

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"Let's run this franchise into the ground, let's drag it through the mud and back."

"And if people hate it? Who cares?"

#the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tspud #tsp epilogue #stanley #employee 432 #crows art #SMILES. FINALLY WENT BACK AND FINISHED THIS ONE #i do plan on changing my 432 design but. thats okay :-)#rlly just happy i managed to finish something today #bonus happy points because its a piece ive been meaning to finish since like may! pat on the back for that one!#432's epilogue dialogue is rlly interesting btw. rereading it rn and fuck man we should talk more on it #ok. i have to go shower. see ya

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finnesse · 1 month ago

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i dub thee sasha "leg stealer" barkov "i would love to have his legs at some pt" sasha to samo

#florida panthers #aleksander barkov #ab16 #nhl #ice hockey #hockeyblr #i see we have resorted to leg stealing now #samo run for ur life #or #skate for ur life cause ur capt out to steal ur legs #sasha humor so funny #BECAUSE WE DOING WHAT NOW?#but also rookie praise #sasha's love is all encompassing #prolly would melt if showered with his affection #should prolly check samo's mental state now #mackie samoskevich #ms25

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danieyells · 5 months ago

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. . .the crushing potential reality is hitting me so hard i had to stop reading to make a post about it

Haku used to be in Frostheim and someone, a close friend of Jin's, also used to be in Frostheim before they "sold him out". . .Yuri hates Frostheim and Jin hates Mortkranken. . .and Yuri's a doctor so he would have known about Jin's mother too. . . .

I wonder if it's possible that Yuri was previously in Mortkranken and he's the one who was previously close to Jin and Tohma replaced him and it coincidentally also lining up with Haku is to throw us off

Because "associated with again" makes it sound like Yuri used to associate with them a lot. . . .

MAN IT'S GONNA THROW SOME THINGS OUT IF THAT'S THE CASE--

#danie yells at tokyo debunker #tokyo debunker spoilers #IKAY BACK TO READING also man jiro is. i love him. we have made too many jokes that ended up with some canon to them #what do you mean he just decided to strip in front of you because you said he should shower #what do you mean him performing checkups on you was described as touching you all over #this chapter's a treat i love these two yuri is so dumb and bad at his job /lh

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thetardisisnotourdivision · 6 months ago

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Kinda fucked up that in the UK the average home costs over a quarter of a million pounds actually.

#uk politics #I genuinely think that my generation's perception of money has been warped by this #On the apprentice the prize is £250000 and I was just like “you can't even buy a house with that”#Maybe we could... You know... Price things reasonably?#I'm not saying like. £20 but this really is ridiculous #fuck the tories #fuck landlords #It's just that a quarter of a million should be loads but actually it's just... Like not even a house.#£1000000 should be loads but it just doesn't feel like you can do much with it #Because to our generation everything is so expensive that EVERYTHING feels unattainable #just thoughts #idk #shower thoughts

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starswallowingsea · 20 days ago

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Some of you fuckers: EsuPuri are so overhyped and there's a clear bias for EsuYume over the others and they all just kinda suck

EsuPuri:

(Also for my more in depth opinions read this post before saying anything)

#shay speaks #enstars #esupuri #i will be their strongest defender idc #you guys are too mean to them. theyve had one unit event together #like. idk #you wouldnt say the same thing about crazyb and hot limit and rinniki would you #no bc we have had 4+ years to get to know these characters #the esupuri characters were announced like 8 months ago #and only just debuted as a unit.#the other characters will get their time in the spotlight #but they cant do it all at once man #kanna got his fs1 4* and the story was good for him as a character #they arent ignoring everyone else you just dont like their release schedule #and you dont like that they introduced new characters and dares take an event slot #from everyone else #which is so dumb they make sure to have enough slots adding two units if ibuki is indeed #a solo unit collabing w akatsuki w we still have more than enough time to cover all of them #you guys are just too mean #nobody who follows me btw afaik this is about a few specific users in the tag #i already blocked one of them though bc it annoyed me too much #anyway i should go shower

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ask-thearchivists · 6 months ago

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Earth is a terrestrial planet, despite 70% of it's surface being covered in water. It has a molten iron core, and has existed for about 4.5 billion years. It's the third planet out from it's star (a yellow dwarf).

The Cartologist: Oooh, interesting, is there more?

The Cartologist: Oh, is that what the song about cheese comes from?

The Coordinator: Yes, mortal planets that have had life for a long time do tend to experience multiple extinction events, which is one of the reasons it is important we tend to our duties.

#toh #the owl house #ask blog #ask the archivists #asks are open #id in alt text #toh oc #meteor shower event #second anon I must inform you that I was always taught there are 7 continents and 5 oceans #and as a north american you combining north and south america #but keeping asia and europe separate even though they're more of a singular landmass than the americas #I had to stare out the window into the inky void of space #also you forgot the continent of antarctica #Also why are you including SEAS in the OCEAN count?#sorry if it sounds like I'm beefing with you on any serious level I am just genuinely baffled #Might as well call the great lakes an ocean if you're counting the black sea #And count the Caspian sea since that's the same size as the Black sea #fuck it any body of water you can't see across is now an Ocean #We live on water world let's exploit that and give ourselves an insane number of oceans #just like how I learned the Earth doesn't have an agreed upon name by the whole world #I am now shaking the ENTIRE earth so we can all agree upon a standard model for oceans and continents #like please for the love of god can we be on the same page *sobbing emoji*#I don't even care if the model I was taught becomes outdated #I just think we should all agree about something basic like the number of oceans and continents on this planet

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itwoodbeprefect · 8 months ago

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girl HELP absolutely everything is going exactly right on the high school lesbians obsessed with space show and there are still FOUR more episodes to go

#looks like there are some oh-no-foreign-exchange-plans-may-make-us-part woes ahead but. probably not four episodes worth #(also yes i AM saying everything is going right while ton is getting hit by charoen bc i think (with much love) that it's good for him)#(of course i don't think mawin getting stood up is what he deserves. but i DO think mawin ending up with ton during the meteor shower....)#(well it SHOULD be foreshadowing is all i'm saying. and so far i have no reason to believe this show would waste that)#*#23.5 degrees #anyway. this is just how the pacing of these gmmtv shows works #< things i tell myself while hoping we can avoid the inevitable main couple breakup arc

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hunybody · 7 months ago

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and when eddie finally has sex that doesn’t screw his whole life up or give him panic attacks. when he finally has sex he enjoys instead of sex he dreads and avoids. well i’m going to burst into tears and i’m not joking about that unfortunately

#EDDIE. LIFE CAN BE BEAUTIFUL. TAKE MY HAND!!!!!!!#when he sets an alarm so that he can have beautiful morning sex before work instead of flipping out and running away and taking 900 showers #well. we should cheer and make him a cake and cry and cheer.#911 abc #my posts

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