#you dress the bed together and he lovingly puts on your silk pillowcase
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Sometimes I question my life choices when I'm up until 4am when I'm in my mid 30s, but not tonight. Not tonight.
#listen... i had good intentions when i said i was going to bed at like 1am#I really did!#but the sheets werent quite dry from one round when they were in there with a thin blanket#and so you watch the rest of the shitty horror movie hubs is watching#about podunk downtrodden former dairy farmers whose cattle all died so they started kinapping and eating people#it was terrible. do not recommend.#distrubing for swveral reasons and backwoods cannibals is done to death at this point#but i digress#you go to get the sheets and hubs follows you down to the laundry room to carry it back up for you#points hubs#you dress the bed together and he lovingly puts on your silk pillowcase#he then says 'shame to get into fresh clean sheets all dirty#we should shower'#and like... I was already planning to anyway (and planning to shake a little ass to get some)#but he required no seductive tactics tonight ;)#and now he's passed the fuck out in a blissed-out little coma#.... small price to pay#because 👀🥵🫠#hubs#personal#not dylan
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