#we really need a ship name for them...

[littleangelofchaos]

In a Rocky x Nico timeline, Nico rubs Rocky's butt every morning (NOT with sexual intentions). If questioned, he'll respond with "It gives good luck."

Inspired by a friend on Twitter!

[teshiee]

the !! them!!! and random serpentine that arent any existing one particular

[arttsuka]

He got emotional

[vimzu]

we're so back baby.

more pages under cutoff!!

I've been squashed by life recently and uh. That's not a pleasant experience. Anyhow, I'm glad to finally be able to post about the sillies.

... and I can actually post a link to it here!! Amazing.

Here's the playlist. I don't plan on making copies of it on other sites, but you're welcome to do so on your own. Just maybe credit me or smth, idk how this works...

It is mostly old songs from the 70-80s, as you can see. I wanted to make something that felt fresh, so I purposefully didn't add some of the popular, modern artists that pop up every other playlist. Even so, here's some honourable mentions that didn't make the cut:

- Crane Wives: Metaphor, The wolf, Allies or Enemies

- Queen: You take my breath away, Another one bites the dust

- Electric Light Orchestra: Mr. Blue Sky

- Mother Mother: O My Heart, Arms tonite, The stand, Chasing it down

technically Problems fits too

- The Oh Hellos: Constellations, Cold + Lapis Lazuli

[we-are-the-multitude]

Alright, fuck you. *queers your blocks*

I hope you guys enjoy it! It's just some simple fluff, but I liked writing it.

[box-dwelling]

But honestly you know what? For a god damn website that is so fucking obsessed with their white twink, I'm honestly so fucking happy to see some diversity up in the gay shipping space

Like people talk about how Ncuti is the first black doctor and how this is the first like fully explicitly MlM doctor even if every gay person has known that shit for years. But I honestly think it's important that it's the first Black Explicitly MLM doctor. Fandom shipping spaces can be so fucking racist so I do just like having some top notch interracial shipping here

[valewritessss]

You know what I find so funny? That I’ve come across a lot of people on TikTok that have something against this one account that posts pjo content. I do too, I mean I got into an argument with them because they kept saying percabeth is strained because annabeth made Percy feel suicidal. And I ended up blocking them because they made a story saying that percabeth shippers need to calm down in their comment section because we’re crazy or something like that. And I just wanted to scream like this isn’t because you don’t ship percabeth, it’s because you constantly bash annabeth, unintentionally but prominently make Percy this stupid victim that can’t feel for himself, and think pereyna and Perachel had better development (not to bash pereyna or Perachel shippers, but in canon, this is just obviously not true). And I thought I was the only one who had something against this person but now people are speaking up about it I guess and I think it’s so funny because I’ve BEEN having problems with them.

[sophaeros]

if i told you that i had two characters who'd written a song about a secretive doomed relationship together and released a poster for it featuring the two of them holding hands as they drove off a cliff together you'd probably tell me to stop being so on the nose but no. it's real and it's called one way trigger by the strokes

[evil-mcytblrconfessions]

tumblr kww fandom was formed seperately from most other social media corners of the fandom. and that leads to silly things like the commonly used name "kww collab" and kenfies vs kenifies. and probably more. cedar if theres any more im forgetting that u know of say them pls

(in response to this confession)

[anabetel35]

Going Crazy over Vania/Harumi again. Especially Harumi's-redemtpion-arc Vania/Harumi.

Harumi who spent most of her life either acting or being driven by her hatered and anger alone. Who reached a point in her (second) life where she doesn't need to act because there is no one to decieve and where her anger has no clear target. Where she doesn't have anyone to devote herself to, to base her entire being on. A ruler of nothing but herself, with more strength than she can handle.

Vania who spent so much of her life being true to herself and acting with love and care towards everyone who came her way and didn't strike first. Who looked on as her only remaining family tried to kill her heroes, terrorized two whole nations and then tried to take over the world. Who was cast into a life where she has no one to fall back on by her side and a kingdom with twice as many people as it did during her father's rule and twice as many problems, too. A ruler of so many with so few rescources and even less experience.

Harumi who lost her family to an evil beyond the control of the ninja and who chose to pin the blame on humans and not destiny -- on beings that she knew that she could hurt if she only tried hard enough.

Vania who lost what little she had left of her family to an evil beyond the control of the ninja and who chose to pin the blame on evil itself, her father, destiny -- anything and everything, just so that she wouldn't end up hurting anyone who didn't deserve it at all.

Harumi who spent so much of her life actively choosing to hate.

Vania who spent so much of her life actively trying to love.

And then they meet. Both princesses. Both sure that they should despise each other, because they stand (or stood) for opposite things.

But then Vania's reluctant attempts at only partially judging Harumi for what she did, at being polite but not mean, turn into being kind and a bit smitten. Harumi's determination to become a good person (or someone who does some good, at least) drives her into appreaciating Vania, slowly but surely placing her on the same pedestal that she devoted to the Overlord and Garmadon before him.

Vania, raised by a single father, lonely upon an ivory throne of problems, starts to fall for the girl who gives her advice on managing a population. Who reminds her that she needs to rest in order to be as strong as she possibly can. Who teaches her to have a steady hand, somehting that she might need help with sometimes.

Harumi, someone who's never let herself be properly liked by someone so real, a love so true as Vania's, begins to adore the girl that teaches her how to be a teenager even despite their postions -- even despite the fact that one of them is a queen and the other is the ex-right hand of two evil overlords. The girl that doesn't hesitate to communicate how she feels. That offers Harumi a shoulder to lean on.

[boilingrain]

Making Barbara really good at healing isn't enough, I need her to be able to KILL

[boxwinebaddie]

heeeeello party people!~ super bacteria uncle nina here using my silly tumblr to cope again ( my culture came back and it was...suuuuper fucking bad! like i knew it would be, lol! awesome! <3 thanks, god! )

but we're not thinking about, what were gonna think about is the time that ravenstan got a little Too tipsy topsy turvy on jerseyky boxwine,

( it's the cab sav one, fyi. i can't drink on all these Fucknut Antibiotics - they prescribed me the wrong one and i took it, if you can believe it; i luv doctors - can y'all believe i did this shit Sober? unREAL, brohs! )

and was on tiktok live, the dawn spawns of the world convinced him to do the 'White Boy Of The Month' filter bc he's too impressionable and what can i say;

The Man LOVES White Boys. ;) xxx

( helpsksdj )

so, he started doing it and was like 'nooooo, is /KYLE/ on this one?!?! You're Joking.' ( everyone said 'JK <3' because they all think they're jimmy valmer stand-up sit-down comedians, smh...but no, naught joking, Actually JK bc in my ncau-niverse, cd and the blondies gang are celebrities, so naturally they’re on A Lot of social filters )

so he was GOING to save The No.1 slot...for the no.1 slut ( if you will, ) my ginger gringo king, ceo of dark academic debauchery and bottom feeding ;), new jay's finest - literally - kyley b matthew broflovski; <33 ( buuuut! he's a reformed manhoe; so watchya mowtH! )

buuuuut x2 ( and i'd say it's a big butt, but it's not, it's ravenstan, so it's flatter than the sidewalk; luh you flat stanley ) Gaydhd Won Again and tipsy ravenstan got distracted by all the FINE ASS WHITE MEN and started getting philosophical about it ( that man put a lil too much #thot into those placings; he was born for it, soz )

had about two spots left ( the top and bottom spots; i am laughing ) figured that there was almost 'No Chance!' he would get jersey...

PUT /MATTHEW! GRAY! GUBLER!/ AT ONE ( Immaculate Taste, btw! he also put jacob elordi at number two because he is a fucking genius and that...really tells you Everything you need to know about my stan. like tall, could probably be a runway model, intellectual, kind of a jackass, stays fitted, accent or eccentric manner of speaking...yeah )

-- BUT HE WANTED TO BE CLEAR, HE HAD TO SPECIFY THAT HE WAS SPECIFICALLY REFERRING TO /DR. SPENCER REID/ OF CRIMINAL MINDS. WHEN I TELL YOU HE HAS NO IDEA WHO MGG IS BUT HE HAS SEEN EVERY EPISODE OF CRIMINAL MINDS SEVERAL TIMES. IT’S LIKE...HIS /FAVORITE/ FKN SHOW. AND HE DOES HAVE A FAT CRUSH ON REID. YES, I DOES TRACK; I KNOW. )

and RIGHT when he was rolling for the very last spot ranking on the filter ( that's the BOTTOM, i repeat, THE B/O/T/T/O/M of the tierlist )

...hE GOT KYLE

FUCKING

BROFLOVSKI

and had to place him at /TEN/.

-- riiiiiiight as Kyle /FUCKING/ Broflovski came out of the kitchen in the dorky ass star of david apron that sheila got him for hannukah, with his hair up and everything, holding a fork so stan could taste...

...T-THE PASTA HE JUST MADE HIM FOR DINNER BECAUSE HE'S A SWEET BEAUTIFUL /ANGEL/....and i'm talking The Very First Bite Of EXTREMELY DELICIOUS KYLE Pasta that he put ZUCCHINI IN JUST FOR STAN BECAUSE HE IS ( what? ) AN ANGEL!! FROM hEAVEN!!!!! AND THE WHITE BOY OF THE /YEAR/: TAKE YA JERSEY SLANDER SOMEWHERE ELSE: HE'S MY WHITE BUOY UVF FOREVA!

...proceeded to Blow On It ;-;, s-so stan wouldn't burn his mouth... ( bc rav always gets too excited and burns his mouth; nooo :c </3 ) and asked him why his phone was blowing up w/ people tagging him in thirst traps of 'That Supa Nerdy Guy From That One Crime Show' and asking him if stan tweeted something about him cooking bc people keep telling him that he's 'Cooked'. SHKDLDHLKS HEEELP.

And....

*rawr xd home mid/hschooled ravenstan vc*

Scene. <3

[heronchildlove]

Heronchildstairs AU where James and Cordelia go to the beach and meet surfer or just like, beach playboy!Matthew and maybe Matthew helps one of them out after they get injured on the ocean or get fainty because of the sun and then James and Cordelia spend one moment too long staring at the water droplets running down the abs of the very pretty and nice and charming surfer and immediately decide they need to get Matthew back home with them.

[bronte-deserves-better]

Please tell me more about Fintan/Oralie because it's a very fascinating ship and I am Curious about it 👀👀

Okay so. [ramble unlocked!]

This all started because I wrote a passage in a fic that might have accidentally implied that Fintan and Oralie had some sort of fling back in the day, but then I got thinking and I actually think their dynamic over the years would be really interesting. A brief (okay, brief might be a lie) summary of my ideas below!

Oralie is a young Councillor before the pyrokinesis ban. She and Kenric detest each other at first, but she and Fintan (and Bronte) get on like a house on fire. They're all some flavor of queer and transgender- Fintan and Bronte show her all the underground ballrooms and other queer places that I headcanon as existing in the elven world. Bronte largely got the shenanigans out of his system as a young emissary who had all sorts of ill-advised affairs with nobility members, but Oralie and Fintan are young and beautiful and powerful amidst all the glitz and glamour of Eternalia, and the world is theirs for the taking. They dance their nights away in hidden ballrooms and exclusive events hosted by nobility members; they drink in Fintan's living room and talk about life and pretend there are no consequences to any of this.

When they fall, it's hard and fast and more lust than it is love. They know that what they're doing is against their oaths, they know that if they get caught it's all over for them- and they don't care. They're young, they're a bit stupid, they're having fun sneaking around and dancing their nights away (and Bronte gives them smug looks when they're hungover and exhausted in Council meetings and he's fine).

There's never a question of them stepping down from the Council for each other. If there's one thing they agree upon, it's that they're both too ambitious to give up what they've worked so hard for, even for each other. It's not that kind of love.

I actually think it would be super interesting if Oralie supported Fintan's pyrokinesis experiments at first. I really enjoy the characterization of young!Oralie as incredibly ambitious and ready to push boundaries; we saw in the later books that Oralie, even in canon keeper, can be ruthless when needed. (Also, the fic Perfect Match on AO3 has a ruthless hold on how I characterize Oralie in the early days of her Councillorship.) It's one of the things Fintan and Oralie bond over- they're both ambitious and overconfident and ready to push the boundaries of what's possible. They're ready to change the world. It drives a wedge between each of them and Bronte, as well as contributing to Kenric and Oralie's initial hatred of each other- Kenric thinks she's arrogant and foolish and Oralie thinks he's patronizing. But Fintan- Fintan believes in Oralie, and she believes in him, and they make each other worse.

So Oralie supports Fintan in his experiments, and then they blow up in his face and five people die and she doesn't know what to think anymore.

The everblaze incident and the ensuing pyrokinesis ban is a formative moment for both of them, and a turning point in their relationship. At first, to Oralie, it hardly seems real. Death is such a foreign concept to the elves, and they were Fintan's friends, not hers. She almost wants to pretend that things can go on the same as before. Fintan, meanwhile, is wracked by guilt and grief, and it fundamentally changes him as a person. He supports the pyrokinesis ban, steps down from the Council, and becomes increasingly isolated and unstable. Oralie wants to keep what they had, but Fintan is no longer the same.

They have a horrible fight about it not long after Fintan steps down from the Council, and break up nastily. This coincides with Bronte and Fintan's relationship becoming worse and worse, and Fintan locks himself away from his former friends and grows steadily more consumed by his yearning for flames.

Oralie, over the years, begins to recognize how dreadful the everblaze incident truly was, and how arrogant they all were to think that the fire of the sun itself could be controlled by elves. She's still ambitious and rebellious, but she begins to grow wiser and more humble, as well as more subtle in how she enacts her plans. She aligns herself with the Black Swan and gets involved in Project Moonlark, though she still generally believes in Council.

Fintan, meanwhile, after getting past the initial years of trying to cope (badly) with his grief, becomes increasingly obsessed with trying to control everblaze. He longs for flame and begins to hate the world that bans and scorns his ability, even though the ban was his idea in the first place. He founds the Neverseen and starts working actively against the Council.

By the time they meet again in canon, some hundreds of years after they broke up to begin with, they hardly recognize each other. There's no trace of the carefree young elves they once were; Fintan is bitter and unstable and prone to violence, and Oralie is older, more tired, more cautious. The shadow of their ill-fated relationship still hangs over them, though- it's a struggle to reconcile who they are now with who they once were.

Oralie does still cry for Fintan's mind break.

Fintan takes a smug glee in tormenting Oralie with reminders of Kenric's death- his relationships are often defined with jealousy and a desire for control, and not only has he definitively eliminated Oralie's new love, he's gleeful at the power he has over her.

Honestly, I don't know how to end this whole ramble, so have one final thought about them:

However you want to headcanon Bronte and Fintan's relationship (brothers, old friends, lovers, etc.), Bronte is the unspoken ghost that hovers between Oralie and Fintan after their breakup. He's both of their friend in those early days in Eternalia, one of the most important people in Fintan's life and quickly becoming the same for Oralie. Their shared ambition and lack of caution drives a wedge between them and Bronte, who thinks that the experimentation with pyrokinesis is a bad idea- and he's proven spectacularly right with the deaths of five people.

After the ban, Oralie and Bronte bond over their love for Fintan and their helplessness to do anything about the guilt that torments him. Fintan, meanwhile, grows yet further away from them both, where once he and Bronte were closer than anything. His hatred and glee at his power over Oralie are driven in part by a horrible jealousy- he should be the most important to Bronte. He should have the power over Bronte that Oralie does. He's jealous of Oralie, and he's jealous of Kenric, and he can't cope with the fact that Bronte decided to sentence him to exile. He's furious about that, but he also idolizes Bronte and can't seem to hate him, so all the rage is subsumed into blaming Oralie for taking his place in Bronte's heart. It's the same way he can't accept that Oralie doesn't love him anymore, so he blames Kenric instead.

[hauntingblue]

The combo of York and the seraphim is too cute... they are getting their asses handed to them by cutie pies

[puellaphantasia]

Yin and Yang