#we need more riddle and ruggie friendship

[sleepyorchidmonster]

Ruggie once came up with a plan to get infinite donuts via Trey.

He only knew three things:

- Trey is a great baker;

- He is always baking treats for Heartslabyul, ESPECIALLY Riddle;

- Riddle likes sweets.

So, the Hyena organized a joint study session between Savanaclaw and Heartslabyul, which is great already because they get Riddle's help (as well as unique magic to break up fights).

Also Leona's seasonal depression kicked in on top of his regular scheduled depression, so having the funny idiots of Heartslabyul and Ramshackle fooling around at least helps a bit. He is just watching the chaos unfold while helping with a few questions.

Back to Ruggie's plan, it's very simple! After studying, he uses Leona's credit card to order a ton of donuts. And everybody will like them because it's DONUTS, easy peasy, just wait for Trey to start baking due to popular demand.

It worked.

But now he and Savanaclaw are ready to kill for Riddle (he smiled, they didn't think he could even do that, also Ace was like "bet" and brought a few hedgehogs, which means only more happy Riddle, decorating the donuts to look like hedgehogs).

It was as if Kalim had temporarily possessed the housewarden. The rules of the Universe changed. It was Spectral Soiree all over again.

[dystopyx-blog]

Hi hi hun! Hope I’m not bugging you but I’d love to hear your opinion on the yandere Twst boys and who is willing to share darling/me/Yuu. I see so much sentiment about yanderes never sharing/teaming up but I just don’t get it. Some characters have such tight friendships, or fill what the other lacks, that I see them working together so well! Like sure you could divide them by dorm, kinda obvious, but then there are other less thought of team ups that could be fun. I’ve seen on here what’s dubbed as the number 2 squad (Leona, Jamil, and Vil) and I think that could be a relatively healthy (maybe a little competitive) team up. Others that come to mind, Jack and Vil, music club, and the four house husbands (Trey, Ruggie, Jamil, and Jade). Like teaming up means darling always has SOMEONE watching them. One may be better at comforting/calming darling, while another is more sly and can manipulate them better. There’s just so many fun combos you could play with! I’d love to hear what you think!

Remember to take care of yourself. Drink water, eat a snack, and stretch! Have a great day! 😊

Ty for the lovely ask, darl’ 🥺

Okay! Let's start with the team ups within each house!

HEARTSLABYUL

Ace and Deuce -- obviously. They're your first friends in the school (aside from Grim, but he doesn't count), the only people they hang out with aside from you is each other. They bicker, but they also understand that it's more advantageous for them to work together. Ace still teases Deuce and I think both of them still Daydream of getting you to themselves, but you've taught them the magic of teamwork and, unfortunately, you taught them well.

Riddle and Trey -- Childhood friends. Like with what we know of their story, I feel that Trey in particular would be willing to share with Riddle. And they're pretty well balanced as a yandere team. With them there is no cut "good cop/bad cop." Yes, Riddle is strict, but he's also so very baby, yknow? With his raging mommy issues, I imagine he's the type who would love to be coddled by his darling. Trey is that older brother type, so of course he knows when and how to put his foot down, but he's also so so so sweet and gentle. Riddle is definitely more likely to dole out punishments, though.

Cater -- he doesn't need to teamup to have the power of numbers on his side.

All 5 -- Riddle doesn't just watch over you, but also the others lol. He creates a schedule and rules for the members of this yandere team to follow so they can work as a well oiled machine to care for and share you. Ace is the most likely to see you even when its not his scheduled time. Deuce is a suck up who always tries to earn your favor, VERY easy to manipulate and get favors from. Trey is very sweet, but incredibly difficult to manipulate. Cater is a schemer who would probably plan an escape with you to keep you to himself. And as I already said, Riddle is the one who keeps everyone in check.

SAVANNACLAW

Ruggie and Leona -- again, a fairly obvious one. Ruggie already works under Leona for table scraps, of course he'll work with him for you. Leona acts top dog in the relationship, and gets first dibs with you, but what that really means is that any time you're not with Leona, Ruggie is making up for lost time. Like in the Heartslabyul team up, Riddle makes sure to schedule breaks/alone time for you. You don't get that here, you are always with one of them. Your "alone time" is when Leona sleeps.

All 3 -- basically just Leona and Ruggie throwing Jack a bone (heheh). In this one you can technically get some sort of alone time, cuz if you talk it over with Jack, he'd be willing to give up some of his time with you to make sure you can rest up.

OCTAVINELLE

Octotrio -- or as I prefer, the seafood polycule. I already did a whole separate post just talking about them lol, but you got twins and childhood besties and they're also business partners, like these boys know how to work together and share.

SCARABIA

HA fuckin unlikely. Even if Jamil does have the patience to share a darling with Kalim, I just -- like I'd feel too bad to write it. Like let him have this one thing, I am not going to make Jamil share his darling with Kalim, ESPECIALLY because darling would probably cozy up to Kalim more because delusional sunshine yanderes are the easiest to manipulate.

POMEFIORE

Rook and Vil -- these two barely even need to verbally communicate, when it comes to their darling they are on the same wavelength, which makes them a formidable team up. Like they got systems in place that just happen naturally, no need to discuss. For example, if you run away, Rook hunts you, Vil punishes you. They just work.

ALL 3 -- Vil lets Epel join in so long as he behaves. Epel would be the easiest to manipulate, but Vil keeps the both of you in check. Despite Epel's negative feelings towards Vil, Vil and Rook can turn Epel on you just as you turn Epel on them. Epel isn't completely stupid, if he finds out you're taking advantage of him, it will not be pretty or cute.

IGNIHYDE

Ortho would definitely platonically help out. You make his big brother so happy, and you make the perfect older sister for him!!

DIASOMNIA

Silver and Sebek -- calm n loud. Basically their relationship with Malleus but transferred into yanderes + darling.

A part of me can see Lilia teaming up with Silver but I don't like thinking about it for too long

All 4 -- The situation in the Diasomnia group is basically understood as you are with Malleus, but you are allowed to also see the other 3. Like the other three are side pieces. Malleus is sharing with his boys. You gotta share with your boys.

MIX N MATCH

The Freshies -- Ace, Deuce, Jack, Epel, Sebek -- freshies gotta look out for each other, right? And that's what they're doing. Looking out for you.

The Discord Mods -- Azul and Idia. If Idia were to team up with any one person, I think it'd be Azul. Like in Azul's lab wear vignette, Azul was the only one Idia felt comfortable enough to ask for help from. I can imagine them scheming together in their club teehee.

The Overblotters -- they all realized they share one thing in common... no, not overblot, you! They all share you! They swear that you are their cure, the only thing to keep them stable. So you kinda have to stay with them, for safety reasons.

The House Wardens -- it's the overblotters but switch out Jamil with Kalim. And it makes all the difference, having the sunshine boy involved, istg. The housewardens deserve something nice, right? That something being you ofc.

The vice house wardens -- including Ruggie. A lot of them are very tired and just want quiet darling time, and the ones that aren't tired make darling feel tired enough to be quiet for quiet darling time.

Leona and Rook -- Leona did not consent to this, but there's not much he can do. Especially since Rook is happy not only to do most of the physical labor involved in caring for a darling, but also to stand by as Leona gets Darling time. It's weird and uncomfortable for everyone involved.

The light music club -- they spend most of their club time talking about you tbh. Also please don't listen to closely to any lyrics of the songs they write...

Basketball boys -- imagine going to their practice to support Ace. Ace brags to them about how close he is with you. But then now when Floyd isn't in the mood to ball, he'll chat it up with you. One day Floyd just asks "you what if we took them." And then they do.

These are just the basics, but I'd be happy to go into more detail on a group/pairing if asked to!

[adrianasunderworld]

More of the Twst Stardew Valley au!

Just because I like it and want to continue.

Part One

Part Two

I've mentioned before that the witch that turns your chicken eggs into void eggs is Malleus grandma. That also means the witches hut is also his grandmas house. In that quest line you learn more about Malleus backstory of how he was orphaned and raised by his grandma and Lilia. And how his childhood was all about learning magic and thus he never got used to making friends. That is until he meets Yuu.

When you go down into the mines, the deeper levels have the blot phantoms for you to fight.

Fleur Town is the neighboring town you can take by bus, and there you can meet Rollo and friends. You can buy things off of them there, and yes, like Fellow and Giddel, there is a quest to get him to move to Night Raven.

If you marry Epel, he will occasionally gift you an apple or even an apple sapling.

Marja is kinda like the Evelyn in this au. Your sweet local granny who will occasionally gift you food if you befriend her. Specifically her famous apple pie.

The towns little school house sadly does not have much to offer in terms of arts programs. So Vil has occasionally volunteered to teach the kids about acting and helping them put on small shows for their families for them. Maybe a heart event or quest line for Vil is to help him collect supplies for the kids show. " Farmer, help! I need this amount of wood and this amount of cloth so I we can build the sets and costumes for the children."

In the same vein as the farmer going into Robin and Demetrius room in the game, and finding books about blended families, if you go into Falena and Ashas bedroom, you'll find books about how to recognize being the Golden Child and moving forward from there. One of Falenas friendship heart events is him expressing how he wishes to be closer to his brother and recognizing that their father played favorites and wasn't a good parent to Leona.

Again in the same vein as above, part of Leonas storyline is learning about his childhood and always being ignored by their father, and when he wasn't, being compared to Falena and how that soured his relationship with his brother.

If you marry Leona, The Kingscholars recognize you as a member of the family and make references to it. Like Cheka referring to Farmer Yuu as Auntie/Uncle/etc.

Idia has once, and only once, attempted to go into he mines and considered joining the adventures guild, thinking it would be like one of his fantasy RPGs. He was sorely mistaken and never did it again. He saw one green slime and got the fuck out.

Cater lives in a house with his two sisters and they are almost always arguing over the division of chores.

Once Yuu starts getting close to Riddle, his mother will have a cutscene telling them that Riddle has a bright future ahead of him, and that Yuu should tread lightly around him so as not to ruin anything.

Like Kent in game, you don't meet Lilia until after the first year in game. Baul, Silver, Malleus, and Sebek all mentioned Lilia throughout that first year. From they tell Yuu, Lilia is a veteran and the leader of the adventurers guild and is off on his travels. Hes written to Silver that he will be back soon, and then the mysterious Lilia shows on your doorstep at the start of Spring of year 2 to introduce himself.

Ruggie lives in trailer just outside of town and close to where he works, he mentions he sends money to his grandma back home. Obviously if you marry Ruggie, his financial situation is much better, and he has dialogue about how he can help his granny so much more now thanks to you for it. The house is always in top shape and the animals fed when Ruggie is your husband.

Crowley is always hatching schemes to bring in more tourists and business to town. So he often ropes Farmer into helping him get supplies for whatever event or ideas he has in mind to bring people to Night Raven. That usually includes handing over fliers to Rollo to hang up in Fleur Town. Or gathering wood to build stands for the farmers market he decided to open.

If you marry Jack, his personal add on room and hobby corner in the yard is full of exercise equipment and his cactuses. He has dialogue about how it's great being able to jog around the farm in the morning and how you shouldn't strain yourself and ask him if there's any heavy lifting to be done.

The cave on your farm that lets you either grow mushrooms or collect fruit are two separate offers. Jade will tell you that the cave on your property is a prime spot for growing mushrooms and he can set it up. Or Lilia will come and tell you about the fruit bars in the area and how he can help so bats are more likely to hang out in their and this leaves fruit for you to collect. You can choose to accept one offer over the other, if you reject both at the time, you can tell them you changed your mind later.

Mr. And Mrs. Shroud will ask Yuu about the blot monsters in the mines, and regularly put out commissions on the community board or Guild about the monsters. They are scientists that research them and always welcome whatever info you tell them, or giving them the stone items they drop when you kill them.

Royal Sword Mart Manager, Ambrose has a grandson he mentions if you come over to shop. Eventually said grandson, Arthur, will come to town, stating he's come to live with his grandfather now that he's getting older and Arthur worries for him and his health. Yes Arthur is also a marriage candidate.

Trey works at the local bakery and often gifts Yuu things like cake and bread as they become better friends.

One of Riddles cut scenes is Yuu overhearing a conversation between Riddle and his mother. Mrs. Rosehearts complaining about Riddles friends, Trey and Che'nya. Riddle tries to defend them, but his mother won't hear it. Once she walks away, Riddle notices the farmer, he explains how his mother was always strict and homeschooled him over sending him to the local school house with the other kids. Especially because she didn't approve of the local kids like Trey and Che'nya, who would always sneak Riddle out to play. If you marry Riddle, he has plenty of dialogue about how he's excited to invite Trey and Che'nya over for dinner, what sweets they should serve for dessert, and how much his mother would disapprove.

@mangacupcake @marrondrawsalot @writing-heiress @the-weirdos-mind

[mymainwastoocluttered]

The Key to My Heart (Vice Housewardens + Floyd)

Reader has a secret she keeps locked in her chest. He knows he has her pure, full love when she gives him the key

NOTE: I only write for female reader but everyone is welcome to read it!

Many people asked for more of this, so I shall deliver!

In this house, Ruggie is a Vice Housewarden, end of discussion. Also also, replaced Ortho (which I also consider a Vice Housewarden) with Floyd, but might write Ortho in his own little post so people can avoid it if they so wish. Maybe. I don't wanna say I will write it cuz we don't make promises we might not keep in this house.

A bit, uh, macabre. Little bit of body horror. If you know Pirates of the Caribbean... Yeah. That.

—<3<3<3

— Trey

Trey has always been the Normal One™, and he's well aware of it. He's by no means "normal", but compared to the idiosyncratic friendships he keeps in his life, he's definitely the most sensible. The less extra, as Cater would say.

So his reaction to his girlfriend's secret is quite understandable. No amount of Chen'ya's shenanigans, Riddle's rules, Ace and Deuce's plots and Cater's trendy adventures could've prepared him for it.

He freezes, eyes glued to the beating heart inside the chest, and can't help but splutter.

"Why me?"

"Who else, then?"

Being the "normal one" also means being boring by comparison. Uninteresting. Bland. Compared to all the personalities present in NRC—from strong to eccentric—Trey is not as interesting, not as good.

But she thinks he's good enough to hold the literal key to her heart.

And being "normal" now has become his greatest advantage, for who would bother with a common boy like him enough to wonder what is the key he carries on his neck, so close to his own heart?

—<3<3<3

— Ruggie

"Babe, not to freak you out, but there's a smell of living flesh and old blood in your room."

"... It's my heart."

"... What?"

His girlfriend pulls him to her bed, and he allows her to manhandle him until he's sitting on the soft mattress. To say the least, he did not expect the scent of flesh when she invited him to her room. Part of him wondered if she needs help to bury a body or something. Maybe her first year friends finally made her snap.

"Ohh, fancy," he whistles when she comes back with a very beautiful chest made of wood and metal. The smell gets stronger. "Please don't tell me you killed Grim and that's the body we need to bury, because that's a way too unique date idea."

"No, silly!" She laughs, but there hardly any amusement in it, which he takes as his cue to take things seriously. "This... Is something I hope you'll guard with your life."

She takes a key from around her neck and uses it to open the chest. Ruggie doesn't need to look at the inside of the chest for much, the smell and the beating attacking his senses so strongly that his eyes do not feel the need to see it for more than a miser second, choosing instead to focus on her face.

"This is my heart. If it stops beating, I die."

Then she grabs one of his hands and places there the key to the chest, closing his fingers on it. She doesn't need to say anything more.

Ruggie will guard the key with everything he is.

—<3<3<3

— Jade

Jade has heard many stories from human sailors, for they were one scarier than the other, one more interesting than the other. He had long grown tired of the exciting tales of hunting and curses of his people, and the romance genre never picked much his attention.

But the undecipherable horrors the humans whispered under their breaths when the nights were so dark, sky and sea became one? The angst they'd murmur in veneration, leaning on each other as if their own hearts were being ripped apart by the pale moonlight?

Now those were entertaining.

Sadly, since Jade could not choose which tales to listen, for no human ever knew the twin terrors lurking under the waves, sometimes he'd lose the gamble and sit through some loathed love story.

Though he quite liked the one about the Captain who fell in love with a Sea Goddess. Secretly, he always wondered how that man could be so foolish to forget the nature of the one he fell for, the nature he fell for, and how the Sea Goddess felt with the knowledge that he didn't love her, but having her, and took his own heart when he was denied.

But today, as his lover presents to him an intricate key to an intricate chest, he finds himself wondering how could the Sea Goddess not understand the utter devotion of a man who loved so desperately that the only way for the pain to stop was to take out his own heart and doom himself to eternity?

How could the Sea Goddess not answer that love in kind, when Jade himself feels like this had been the reason behind his entire existence up to this point?

Then again, the Captain did not give the Sea Goddess his key.

A pity, truly, that neither will ever understand Jade's feelings.

—<3<3<3

— Jamil

For a brief moment, a million plans go through Jamil's brain. It's impossible for him not to plan, not the scheme, not to strategize. His whole life has been nothing but.

And now, there's something even more important than his life at stakes.

To Jamil, the gift of trust and his lover's heart.

He takes the key from her hands in reverence, like he's receiving a gift from a divinity, however this is ten times better.

To humanity, the gift of free will.

Though he guesses it's not a gift when she took his own heart—metaphorically—in exchange.

But it certainly is still a blessing, one he shall carry with him at all times, and cherish at every breath, and if allowed, buried for eternity with it, to make sure he'll be able to care for it even in his next lives.

—<3<3<3

— Rook

For the first time in ages, Rook is absolutely stunned into silence.

He has known about the chest ever since the mysterious girl appeared with it in hands at Orientation. And many times he had tried to figure out what secrets it holds, to no avail as his dear Trickster is—appropriately—very tricky when she wants to.

The wait is paid off when she, after months of courting and dating, finally opens the chest to him.

Due to his incredible ears, he's aware that it holds something that beats like a heart.

He did not expect it to actually be a heart.

Remembering the tale of the evil stepmother who asked for her loyal servant to bring her the heart of her hated stepdaughter in a box, he can't help but wonder how this whole situation came to be. He does not ask. One lock at a time.

The key will be the last thing he'll wear in life, and the first thing he'll wear in death, that he promises.

—<3<3<3

— Lilia

Sometimes, Lilia muses with his buttons, humanity is capable of feats no magic could replicate.

There is a monologue inside him, one that frankly has never stopped ever since his first meeting with a human, in a voice he can't recognize anymore, though he can tell it's not any of his, carrying scary words like ephemeral and inevitable.

One that gets louder whenever he finally stops by himself, one that makes an effort to haunt his dreams whenever he's away from his lover, one that he's not sure he can ever be rid of. One he's not sure he will want to be rid off when the last period is placed at the end of her last sentence.

One that stutters and hushes for the first time in millennia when the chest is open and his eyes feast on the fragility of flesh.

One that begins to avoid her name like the key now dangling from his neck burned it from its repertoire.

A feat not all of his magic ever managed.

—<3<3<3

— Floyd

Floyd actually takes the heart out of the coffin, holding it in gentle hands. He commits to memory the feel of it, the weight of it, the smell of it.

Weren't he so afraid of hurting it with his teeth, he might've licked it to make sure all his senses would be able to recognize the heart of his most loved.

Once he's done, he places it back in the chest. Then he closes it, holding the chest in his hands until he's sure it locked properly.

Taking the key from its keyhole, he gives his girlfriend a look, who nods at him with a tender smile. His own heart beats together with hers, and he presses the cold metal of the key over it to remind it of its owner and its duty.

"Good thing the key is small enough to swallow, just in case."

"What–? Don't swallow the key, dummy!"

Floyd only laughs, pulling her to his lap and squeezing her in his arms.

This key and this person will never be taken from him, he'll make damn sure of it.

[twisted-up-in-wonderland]

Jack Howl’s Mentorship/Friendship with Riddle Rosehearts

Ummm why is no one talking about the Jack and Riddle mentorship/friendship we see hinted at in Jack’s ceremonial robe vignette????? That shit is ADORABLE and is honestly so pure and makes so much sense too????

I honestly hated Jack’s dorm uniform vignette because of how out of character it seemed for Jack to basically obsess over Ruggie. Like, I understand they were going for a “pack dynamic” thing, but they went about it in all the wrong ways and they did it so intensely and so suddenly that it just made Jack seem like a completely different character. I was a bit uncomfortable with it to be honest.

But Jack looking up to Riddle? Because he has seen Riddle work hard, stay on the straight and narrow, get amazing grades, and use incredibly powerful and difficult magic? Jack looking up to Riddle because he respects him, not just because of his power but because of his intelligence and integrity? Getting excited to learn under Riddle’s tutelage, even if, maybe even because of, the fact that Riddle won’t go easy on him?

Yeah, that sounds exactly like the Jack Howl I know and love.

I need more pure Jack & Riddle mentorship content. These two would have a great friendship.

🐺🌹

[gloomgrl9]

twst incorrect quotes cut im bored

trey: Hi, I'm deuce's emergency contact. Counter Woman: You're here to pick them up? trey: I'm here to remove myself as their emergency contact.

floyd: jade, lilia keeps bullying me at school. jade: Ask your teacher for help. The next day… floyd, to their teacher: Will you help me beat up lilia?

kalim: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship— jamil, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN! kalim: I'M NOT DONE! kalim: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—

jack: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it. yuu: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out. jack: Th-that's not how that works-

epel is helping vil break out of prison epel: Sooo… Does this make us partners in crime? vil: Don’t push it. epel: Oh my gosh, we can be like Harley Quinn and the Joker! vil: If you don’t stop talking, they’re adding “murder” to the charges.

malleus: The time to act is now. malleus: Wink, wink. cater: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink. malleus: Oh, sorry. malleus: Wink.

riddle: You're alive. ace: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

kalim: running towards jamil with open arms jamil: moves out of the way kalim: Hey, why'd you move?! jamil: I thought you were going to attack me. kalim: I was going to hug you! jamil: Why would you hug me? kalim: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

ruggie: Hey, what’s your Netflix password? leona: ihopeyoudie ruggie: Thank you!

kalim: Operation no more distractions is a go! not even 10 seconds later kalim: Oh, look! A butterfly!

sam: Throw lamps at people who need to lighten up, and throw handles at someone who needs to get a grip! lilia: Throw a refrigerator at someone who needs to chill! yuu: Throw scissors at someone who needs to cut it out! cater: Throw a clock at someone who needs to get with the times! kalim: Throw matches at someone who needs to get fired up! jamil: Throw a brick at someone to kill them.

lillia, explaining why they are not allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole house down.

crewel: I wish I was a dinosaur. kalim: Why? Cause they're big and scary? crewel: Because they're dead.

crewel: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

[twstgarden]

✦ ❝ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐋'𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 ❞

match-up bundle commission for @milkkyus

— a purchase of one carnation petal has arrived from our dearest customer. your romantic match has now been determined by the red carnation’s petal.

➻ a romance match-up bundle commission for twisted wonderland. bundle includes the main romantic match, voice lines with the main match and 4 other randomly picked characters, and a dormitory match for twisted wonderland. ➻ commissions are open, you may refer to this info post.

— TWISTED WONDERLAND — 

℘ your romantic match is…

━ 𝙟𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡 𝙫𝙞𝙥𝙚𝙧 ━

➻ the carnation petal has revealed your match, who appears to be the responsible and resourceful vice head of scarabia! his rather calm demeanour and supportive behaviour may suit well for your tastes.

➻ jamil is the type of individual you can warm up to, so you can count on being yourself around him and he would accept you as you are - no need for masks or second personalities.

➻ there is a fair balance between super romantic moments and regular "platonic" ones, almost like he's your soulmate - someone who is your greatest love and your best friend.

➻ he appreciates your gifts. whether it'd be handmade crochet items or annotated books, he'd accept them and treasure them like priceless items.

➻ he can be quite protective, but not to the extent that it harms or inconveniences you. he may be an overthinker at times and a worry wart - especially with kalim - but he has more trust in you and knows you can handle yourself in most cases.

➻ he would not verbally declare his affections like rook but he isn't too withdrawn either. he will remind you of his affection in ways such as cooking your favourite meals, especially after a long day, spending quality time with you, or even through acts of service.

➻ speaking of quality time, he loves spending time with you no matter what the activity may be - walking, gaming, listening to music, having desserts, or even just cuddling. as long as it's with you, then it's worth his time.

➻ overall, you would have a peaceful and heartwarming relationship - the kind where people say "goals" because of how good your chemistry is, in both romance and friendship.

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━ possible matches: ➻ silver (a wonderful and calm partner, might not have friendly banters though) ➻ vil schoenheit (a partner who can provide both support in emotional aspects and growth, will remind you of your worth and help build confidence) ➻ cater diamond (may act like literal besties with a spice of romance on the side)

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℘ your soul belongs in…

❝ pomefiore ❞

➻ the dark mirror has sorted you to pomefiore, the dormitory founded on the unrelenting efforts of the fairest queen. students sorted to this dormitory are creative and generous, and they live by the philosophy that everything has the potential to be better.

➻ your drive to be the best version of yourself may suit you well for pomefiore. you may find like-minded individuals who wish to develop themselves further - better mindset, health, attitudes, and whatnot.

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℘ voice lines

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► card selected: ssr dormitory uniform 寮服

❚❚ || home idle 4

↪ “yun tends to crochet every now and then, especially after our tasks for the day. i have tons of crocheted items in my room and they're all in perfect shape. i appreciate her skills.”

【 riddle rosehearts 】

► card selected: r masquerade dress マスカレードドレス

❚❚ || home tap 6

↪ “yun seems to be enjoying herself. well, there are many things to see and experience when travelling to another city, after all. oh, the masquerade party is also coming up.”

【 ruggie bucchi 】

► card selected: sr port wear ポート・ウェア

❚❚ || home tap 6

↪ “i was talking to jack when we were cleaning the docks and I saw yun walking by with jamil. shishishi, they must have been so indulged in their conversation to realise their afternoon walk brought them to the port of sage's island.”

【 kalim al-asim 】

► card selected: r halloween スケアリー・ドレス

❚❚ || home tap 6

↪ “i saw jamil staring at the desserts by the halloween feast and i thought he wanted some, so I went to grab a plate. it turns out that yun wanted the desserts and jamil was checking on the options. hehe, i think she should try them all, though.”

【 rook hunt 】

► card selected: sr lab wear 実験着

❚❚ || home tap 6

↪ “ah, when i was observing the other students, I spotted mademoiselle sitting on the bench by the apple tree in our courtyard. she was reading a fashion magazine while holding a sketchbook. such a creative lady, don't you think?”

© twstgarden 2024 || please do not steal, translate without my permission, or use this to train a.i.

[zoobus]

What about the other chapters (I stopped playing after chapter 4 because I found the resolution of the conflict too bullshit)

Chapter 1: hi my name is Riddle and I force everyone to follow the rules, no matter how stupid. I do this because my Disney villain won, thus following stupid rules should be seen as moral. Holy, even. Objectively good? Absolutely.

His friends: so obviously following all these stupid rules is objectively bad. We all know. Despite the fact that we live in a country where the stupid rules villain won.

Riddle: omg you're right, also my mom never let me have cake as a kid. Group hug🫂

Chapter 2: hi my name is Leona. I'm leaning into the villain angle, I will let innocent people get hurt if it suits my needs or they annoy me. Don't be fooled though! My tragic backstory is that apparently servants are allowed to talk smack about royalty as long as they're not the firstborn. Really hurt my feelings. I'm just like a poor person when you think about it.

I supported Leona ripping magical ACLs for petty reasons and I figured he was the designated overblot since he's the hottest bishie in his dorm but I kept asking - what the fuck are YOU stressed over? Ruggie's the one doing all the work? And when he gets caught and starts that PATHETIC cope like uwah I never wanted to win in the first place I'm just a sad little second prince who can never be king... His hotness rolled back into the negatives which is crazy. Even crazier that there's no real resolution for Leona talking all that shit to his righthand man like that. This was the perfect opp for a tension relieving face punch and they didn't do it

Chapter 3: this one was actually 80% good, Ursula's grandbaby is out here scheming and manipulating, making contracts with morons too dumb to consider the rammies. But by this point we knew what was coming - an embarrassing forced character killing tragic backstory. Azul only writes up manipulative contracts (which again, should be perceived as morally good since Ursula won in this universe) because he was bullied and worse... He was f*t.

What do I even say to this? How dare you.

Chapter 4: this one was 90% good, just ignore the forced friendship end. Imagine having to make yourself small for the sake of some grinning clown too stupid to even appreciate it. He doesn't notice the sacrifices, he doesn't care that if he earns a 70, Jamil has to earn a 65. God I loved when they zeroed in on how stupid you'd have to be to think of your servant as your friend. This is the first one where I've rooted for the "villain" from start to finish. So they had to do a

Here's how I would fix each chapter

I don't care about anyone in this dorm. Delete.

Why is Jack even there if not to fulfill his natural role? Jack who is driven by justice and doing the right thing regardless of the consequences. The natural conclusion should have been Jack physically assaulting Leona (could be a beating, could be a shounen friendship punch, but he NEEDED to get hit) and then evading the consequences of assaulting royalty (I will keep the theme of evading consequences for the various felonies committed in-game because it's funny). Also add some kind of resolution between Ruggie and Leona. I can forgive giving children permanent knee injuries, but degrading your right-hand man? In public?

I remove the stupid bullying backstory entirely. Ursula didn't need a reason to steal a teenager's voice! She did it for the thrill of the game! Make his breaking point about, idk, hubris, making contracts with the wrong person. Bring male Cruella in somehow because I like him. Also draw his octopus form without the blot, it's not faaaaaaiiiiirrrrrr that only Jade and Floyd have fishsonas. I make him fat also.

Jamil succeeds👍 also give the voice actor more time to work on his evil laugh because it was a little 😬

Vil succeeds👍 Rook does not do That. And turn this arc into literally anything popularity related that isn't singing/idols.

[merakiui]

For character bingo, Grim or Ruggie!

I really like Grim! He’s a fun, silly companion to have in a situation in which you are brought into an unfamiliar world. I know some companions in video games can become boring or annoying when they're with you so constantly, but I never feel that way with Grim. I like that he genuinely cares for his kobun hehe. <3 even if it never seems that way, there are lots of moments in the game where Grim shows he cares in his own ways and I like how his friendship with the MC (as well as ADeuce and other characters) has developed throughout the main storyline. :D also in book six where MC is so concerned about finding Grim??? That broke my heart omg!! T_T they just want to make sure he's safe aaaaaa!!!!!! And Grim crying in his cell about how he wants to see MC... (or something like that; admittedly, that scene in book 6 is foggy. ^^;;;)

Also, the tiny sprinkles of Grim lore we get!!!!! It makes me so curious to learn more about him and his (what I'm assuming is potentially) sad past. I think Grim deserves lots of happiness and premium tuna, and I hope only good things are in his future. He's a lovable gremlin who grows on you over time. :D

As for Mr. Ruggie...

OH RUGS!!!!! I love Ruggie!!!! <3 he's just like me fr. I hope for his success every day because he deserves only good things and no suffering whatsoever!!! I also really like his hair??? The colors and the style itself are just so satisfying to look at, if that makes any sense. orz his laugh is really cute, too. T_T every time he does that signature laugh of his, I find myself smiling because it's so fun to listen to.

When I'm not simping for Octavinelle or Heartslabyul, Ruggie is one of my favorites. He was the second character who caught my eye back in 2020 and I still love him dearly!!! I really would like to get some of his cards, but I can't lose sight of the inevitable Glorious Masquerade release (and Riddle's birthday in August). One day I will have a Ruggie SSR... one day....... >_< the way that this card art had me a vise when I first saw it in 2020:

Ruggie's backstory is so heartbreaking. It's another reason why I love him because, along with that circumstance and the circumstances he grew up with, it forced him to become more resourceful and cunning to survive. He may be another character who schemes and is always trying to make money, sometimes in less-than-shiny ways, but he's very hardworking! Ruggie working many part-times is so real. T_T I understand that grind and I hope he continues to do his best. <3 I want him to always be happy no matter what.

ALSO HIM BEING RAISED BY HIS GRANDMOTHER AAAAAAAA it makes me feel so fluffy because he is a really good guy underneath his sneakiness. Like when he brings leftovers and such home for the winter break to share with the other children in the slums!!! He has a very good heart!!! His grandmother raised him to be so sweet and caring. orz I love him too much.... Rugs, you're perfect in every single way hehe. (♡ˊ͈ ꒳ ˋ͈)

His UM is also very cool!!!! It has a lot of potential (sk!Ruggie) and the way it was utilized in book 2 was so terrifying. ;;;;; not being able to control your own movements because someone else is controlling them and your body is forced to follow every movement they make!!!!! Aaaaaa it's scary to imagine what a yandere!Ruggie might do if he ever needed to rely on his UM for help in getting darling...

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Flavor of love: Tell Me event

This one goes out to @astralmysteria 

Girl you just won the lottery because you won Malleus Draconia!

I was waiting to see who would win him and I was excited to write this out because I was like damn, it’s the first one who got him. Not gonna lie, but I was losing sleep over how he might be the last one to receive his match. Yet fate proved me wrong, and I have been blessed by the Sebek! Okay let’s get into the match now!

First off you are very crisp and clear that you’re a team white chocolate. You have yourself put together and may I say you’re a very charming person. In fact, you probably have people who are into you at the moment. However, all that you're missing is your other half, as good as you may be on your own, two heads are better than one. Malleus is going to really compliment your personality as you do to his.

Malleus is without a doubt a bit of a handful, for the most part he can handle himself, but he’s still got that boyish side to him. In that sense you’ll spoil him a little, only a little as he is the kind of person to want to spoil his lover back. So, the more you love him the more he gives back. With each love flag your relationship will grow stronger, even if you get bored either you or him will know how to spice it up.

Independence is another big hurdle to jump as the two of you are a couple who can handle the distance. I’m talking about the fact that you and Malleus will have your own alone time, but it won’t come off as suspicious to the other party. For example, if Malleus wants to stare at an ocean for an hour and you’re not down he’s going to be okay if you leave. Whereas if it was Jade, he’ll worry if he did something wrong or even get suspicious. Overall, the two of you will have an impeccable trust, stronger than Riddle’s love for strawberry tarts.

To conclude, with Malleus you are that sweet couple that people are going to get embarrassed about or even avoid gazing in that direction. Even so, you won’t care as you’ll love your man like how he does to you.

A few points to make out though is that if you’re with Malleus you can’t escape as that boy is a once in a lifetime love. He’ll also fall for you since you won’t be scared of him, nor will you run away.

Possible dates:

Watching plays and movies

Eating tons of sweets

Visiting the forest in the back of the school

Taking walks

Conversating

Be prepared for Leona Kingscholar is your friend!

So just like Malleus I kinda freaked out when I realized that you match really well with Leona. To start off, this friendship isn’t one where you necessarily will take care of Leona like Ruggie. Rather it would be more similar to two moms who are tired and want to relax together. In this case, Leona and you are on the same level. Neither side is taking over the other, it’s just two people hanging out. I also thought Leona would be a good match as he’s someone who is, when needed, good at taking care of his friends. Whether Leona admits it or not, we all know how well he takes care of Ruggie so if he notices how down in the dumps you are he’ll act upon it. Though, it might not be the most obvious action.

Possible hangouts:

Quizzes

Chess matches

Eating

Just chilling

[mysteryshoptls]

Friendship Level Up Lines

Below are the friendship level up lines from the newly implemented Guest Room function in-game.

HEARTSLABYUL

Riddle

Your guest room is quite lovely. I'll return again soon with a small token of my appreciation for you.

Max Level: Being a Dorm Leader means that I am constantly busy, but… I cannot ignore your hospitality. Next time I have time available, I shall come visit.

Ace

Looks like a pretty snazzy room, but I bet you've just swept all the trash under the furniture! ...I'm kidding, I'm not gonna go look for any, so don't kick me out!

Max Level: Hey, can I put something in this guest room, too? I bet I’ll be coming around a lot more often, and it’s a pretty big room, so I can have a little space, right?

Deuce

I feel bad you're always inviting me over. I'd offer to have you come over to my place, but because I'm in a shared dorm room it's not that easy to.

Max Level: The other day, I saw something that’d be perfect for this guest room in the school shop, so I’ll get it. Hey, don’t worry about it, we’re buds, right?

Cater

Thanks for the great time! If you ever want to invite me back over, I'll definitely come. I'm sure the guest room will look even more amazing next time I come, right?

Max Level: Maybe I’ll try making some furniture with you next time. The style you got going right now’s pretty rockin’, but we do a collab, maybe you’ll end up even more attached to Cay-kun. What if, right? ♪

Trey

At first, when you said you wanted to extend your hospitality to me, I thought to myself, "what are they scheming?", but... Haha, you're always full of surprises.

Max Level: I need to give you proper thanks for always inviting me. …Eh? Hey, it’ll be troublesome if you ask for that much. Do me a favor and don’t expect too much, okay?

SAVANACLAW

Leona

I don't like being constantly disturbed. So in that sense, this place is perfect and quiet.

Max Level: I don’t mind coming by this guest room once in a while. Make sure you have a place to nap and some food ready for me.

Jack

I mean, I'm pretty busy with my studies and training, but... Hey, wait, I didn't said I wouldn't come! It would be rude to not show up when you've invited me.

Max Level: Oh yeah, why don’t we put a cactus in your room, too? It’s not that hard to take care of, and you’ll end up enjoying raising it.

Ruggie

You wanna know if I'll come back again? Hey, 's long as it's free, I'll come anytime! And hey, if I get some snacks out of coming here too, that'd be even better. Shishishi.

Max Level: I gotta make sure to thank ya for always invitin’ me. Oh right, let me know if any of your furniture breaks. Not sayin’ I’ll do it for free, but I can give you a friend’s discount to fix it.

OCTAVINELLE

Azul

Thanks to your efforts, I was able to spend quite the worthwhile time here. ...If it pleases you, do not hesitate to invite me back.

Max Level: I dislike being in debt to anyone. Next time, I shall play host to you. I’ve already scheduled it. I cannot wait to see your surprised look.

Jade

It seems I cannot help but stay longer than intended here in Ramshackle. I do hope I am not disturbing you.

Max Level: Thank you for everything. Your hospitality is pleasant and appreciated. Perhaps I could receive some guidance in these matters sometime? Of course, you’ll be fully compensated

Floyd

Hey, make a chair just for me. One that's round, but also sharp; that makes a statement, but is also subtle. Thaaaanks~

Max Level: I feel like I’m one of your regulars here, huh. It’s kinda rare for me to be able to hang in one place for so long without gettin’ bored. Keep it up, I’m counting on ya.

SCARABIA

Kalim

Can I come again sometime? Thanks! You should come visit my dorm sometime, too. Me and Jamil'll totally treat you well!

Max Level: Thanks, as always! I wanna give you something in return, so I’ll send some jewels and clothes over to Ramshackle soon! …Eh, you don’t need it? Then, what do you want?

Jamil

I'm usually on the hosting end of these kind of things, but it's not that bad to be a guest for once. If you'd like, invite me again sometime.

Max Level: When I’m in this room, I feel so at home. May I come again? I thought it’d be nice to spend some quality time talking with you sometime. Of course, I’ll definitely bring a gift with me when I come.

POMEFIORE

Vil

When I'm with you, time just seems to fly by so quickly. It may be because I am so absorbed in our conversations. You've successfully kept me engaged, well done.

Max Level: Do you fully grasp just how much of a sin it is to monopolize my precious time like this? If a fan were to hear of this, they may faint from shock… Fufu. That is fun to imagine.

Epel

It's kinda calming to spend time in this room. It's dangerous, though, 'cause I might get so relaxed that I let my real words slip out... But I still want to come over anyway!

Max Level: This place is so awesome with how I can spread out and relax! Thanks for everything. I’m gonna make sure you can have just as much fun over at my place, so you need to come over next time.

Rook

All this time I get to spend with you is filled with new discoveries, it is absolutely spectacular! May I come visit again?

Max Level: You are a dangerous one. Time and time again, I feel as though my innermost thoughts may come spilling out. Oh, this delightful feeling of tension… Beauté! I shall come visit again.

IGNIHYDE

Idia

Y-You've got some ulterior motive for being so nice to me, don't you? Honestly, I'd feel more relaxed if you'd say that you did...

Max Level: When you first said you wanted me to come to your guest room, I thought you were being forced to on a dare or something, but… Guess I was wrong. Uh, well… I’ll come again. Yeah.

Ortho

Your room is such a mysterious wonder. It makes me want to come back over and over again. I'd like to solve this enigma, so please call me over again!

Max Level: I want to help you with setting up your room, too! Let me know the next time you’re redecorating, if you need anything heavy moved. I’ll change into a heavy-lifting attachment!

DIASOMNIA

Malleus

I cannot believe that there would be someone out there who would invite me like this... Wait. I wasn't barging in uninvited, was I?

Max Level: I suppose it’s not a bad feeling at all to have such gentle hospitality like this. Right now, I am in a fantastic mood. Fufufu, if you have any favor you wish to ask of me, now may be the time to do so.

Silver

I haven't had much opportunities to visit another person's home. If I do anything discourteous, I shall remedy my actions. So please, welcome be back again sometime.

Max Level: Thanks to you, I have been able to thoroughly enjoy myself.  I am still figuring out how I could possibly relay these feelings of gratitude.

Sebek

From the way you keep trying to talk to me, I can see that you've nothing to do. I'll allow you to join me for training, then! ...Why are you declining...?

Max Level: I’ve gotten used to listening to you ramble on. From now on, you’re free to call on me whenever you want. …I can’t promise that I’ll always listen though, you understand?

Lilia

This place is filled with things that pique my curiosity. Of course, that includes you. Kufufu.

Max Level: I cannot believe I’ve gotten to this age, and I’m still making new friends that I can confide in. Kufufu, it’s a blessing to be able to live this long. Keep up the good work!

Grim

Nyahaha, yeah, yeah! I told you, good things happen when you're under my wing. Here, I'll give you a bite of my tuna! ...Just one bite, okay?

Max Level: Hey, look! I dusted the guest room for you. You’re always working so hard, so I gotta help ya out once in a while. Did it make you happy? Hey, did it?

Crowley

I don't quite mind being so beloved by my students. I shall whole-heartedly accept your adoration, so please, keep it up for as much as your heart desires.

Max Level: I cannot just let you host and not return the favor. After all, I am so bountiful in my generosity! Please come by my office sometime. I shall treat you in grand fashion!

Crewel

Have you come to ask me questions again? Your eagerness to learn is a good trait. We professors have an obligation to help resolve our students' quandaries, after all. You should take full advantage of my knowledge to help you improve yourself, pup.

Max Level: You strive to understand that which you do not understand, and you have the resolve to ask questions without shirking away... ...A pup like you is truly worth having as a student. I look forward to seeing your future prospects.

Rollo

I have no recollection of ever accepting such gracious hospitality… How dubious. You would do well to tell me honestly of whatever nefarious plans you may have. What, you have none? …If that is true, then this is even more troublesome.

Max Level: I cannot help but pity you for residing in a place such as this while unable to use magic. If you find you cannot suffer these wicked mages, you should come to me. I shall gladly lambast them.

Fellow

Can't believe you're trying to be friends with me, after going through that harrowing experience. You're a little too soft-hearted, ain'tcha? Not gonna be my fault if you get taken for a ride again, fwahahahahaha!

Max Level: Whew, you sure got me at a loss! How is it you're such a little charmer? Hmm? Sure, I'm pretty good at that sort of stuff too, but you're definitely not bad at your attempts to bond.

[oyster-sauce-tart]

May I request Leona, Ruggie and Riddle fighting over Reader? Since we're so kind and benevolent that we saved their asses lolol. Also make it sooo obvious that Ruggie got the most affection since he's so cute and if Leona wants more then he has to act just like him *evil laugh*

Riddle, Leona, and Ruggie Fighting Over GN!Reader

You can’t deny you’re a wonderful and helpful person. Helping those in need and saving a few from Overblots I mean what else is there to do when you’re stuck in such an unknown world.

Get fought over, maybe?

Reader: Gender Neutral

Characters: Riddle Rosehearts, Leona Kingscholar, Ruggie Bucchi

Content Warning(s): Book 1 and Book 2 Spoilers

Tbh this didn’t exactly come out as i wanted to, but I do like it! So sorry if it isn’t what you expected haha ^^

“QUEEN OF HEARTS” RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS

you made him realize his mistakes and helped him become a more better Housewarden

He has such admiration for you he just can’t help but be so enamored

He wants to do everything go help you out and do your best

He’s been walking you to class, helping you w/ homework, inviting you to unbirthday parties! Really he’s doing a great job at being your friend

“Housewarden you’re really attached to them, huh? Almost sounds like you have a-“ *CACHUNK*

NO ACE HE DOES NOT HAVE A CRUSH WHAT ARE YOU TALKINH ABOUT-

He does.

He really, really does

He’s been in denial of it for quite awhile and so took him a bit to finally become accepting of it

Although by the time he finally came to terms with it…

Why are Ruggie and Leona around you more often?

Oh.

So it’s like that… huh?

Riddle prides himself in never having losing a battle, and that streak isn’t about to break now!

“SCAR, KING OF BEASTS”

Tbh he didn’t quite get a lot of character development out of his overblot BUT he does respect you now for fighting him so props to you!

I mean he has the power to turn things into sand! He nearly killed someone! And you were like “yep let’s fight him!” At his most strongest yet emotionally weakest??

Mad respect good job my g

He’s even found himself wanting to spend more time with you

Taking naps together, helping you with your studies,

… this ain’t normal respect isn’t it

Okay so yeah he has a crush on you, it takes awhile to figure that out

At first he was going to shove that down to the deepest part of himself like he usually does but then notices…

Does that Heartslabyul herbivore always walk you to class??

And Ruggie… he’s been serving you more than him hasn’t he…? Now that he thinks about it you kinda smell like him too…

Soooo yeeeah not on his watch!

If you haven’t noticed him doing stuff for you and getting more clingy, you’re about as dense as the earth

Whoops sorry riddle looks like Leona is walking you to class already sorry maybe next time (not)

Oh hey ruggie, look who’s here! Leona! And he already got you some lunch isn’t that so nice?

Oh hello herbivore, it’s such a nice day let’s take a nap… oh don’t worry about your next class he’ll vouch for you! (He keeps you there for the rest of the day)

He’s made two small enemies and some affection points from you

But I wonder… who will win this battle?

“HYENAS OF THE ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD”

a hyena never forgets a debt! And you literally saved him from being dried out like a prune.

He literally owes you his life idk what to say

Ohoho you thought Leona was clingy??? Try him

Thanks to the fact him and Leona are,,, not on best terms (cough bc of you cough) he’s following more of you than that lazy lion

Oh don’t worry about their friendship it’s fiine the most they said to each other is a few insults (and how they’ll win your heart faster than the other) but it’s fiine

Anyways you wanna see this shiny coin he found <3

He is there for you 24/7, physically and emotionally !

he’d beg the Headmage to change dorms if he didn’t value his reputation

He’s been doing great as your own little protector/friend

And honestly, between the three you hang out with him the most

I mean c’mon look at the cute smile! Who wouldn’t?

Not to mention his hair is much more softer than nappy hair Leona and Riddle’s normal textured hair!

C’mon just spend time with him a bit more, please~ he’ll make it worth your while~

“Ruggie please stop I know you’re teasing Leona and riddle I can see them plotting your murder with their eyes-“

He says he will but we all know he’s lying

[bxnghy]

TWST characters as incorrect quotes;

Yuu/MC: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Epel: 'Prettiest Smile' Jack: 'Nicest Personality' Ace: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Sebek: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Ruggie: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut... Azul: You would eat yourself? Ruggie: I wouldn’t even question it.

*Ace and Deuce sitting in jail together* Deuce: So who should we call? Ace: I’d call Yuu/MC, but I feel safer in jail

Vil: I think Leona was right. Malleus: I'm surprised he hasn’t marched in here to say 'I told you so.' Idia: He wouldn't do that.. Leona: You're right, Idia. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that. Leona: *turns around, the shirt he is wearing says 'Leona Told You So' on the back*

Grimm: Am I going too far? MC/Yuu: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

Idia: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Azul: ... Your what? Idia: My friends. Vil: Is he saying “friends”? Lilia: I think he’s being sarcastic. Cater: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Idia! All of your friends are in this room. Idia: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

MC/Yuu: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Ace: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Deuce: I personally was created in a lab. Grimm: I just straight up spawned lol.

Vil: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

Ace: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something. Riddle: Ace, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

Floyd: Hey Azul, Azul: Yes? Floyd: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Azul: Azul: Where’s Jade?

[gay-salt-amber]

Twisted Wonderland as incorrect quotes

Yall know who gave me this idea but ill tag them anyway: the lovely @blackbutlerfandomnerddomain u-u

Cheka: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.

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*Everyone is playing a board game together* Floyd: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. Cater: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. Che'nya: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. Riddle: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. Che'nya: *flips the board*

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Leona: *Gasp* Jack: wHAT?? Leona: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish? Jack: *inhales* Ruggie, in another room with Epel: Why can I hear screeching?

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*Something crashes* Neige: Shoot- Vil: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?! Rook: *walking by the room calmly* What died?

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*Silver and Sebek casually searching around the room* Lilia: Hey Silver, what’re you guys looking for? Silver: Our will to live. *Esther walks into the room* Sebek: Oh, there it is.

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Idia: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons! Lilia: Bet you I can! Azul: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

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Floyd: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.

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Kalim: I want a bf. Jamil: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you’re being really vague here.

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Riddle: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Che'nya: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Riddle: I said within reason, Che'nya. How about I murder that guy? Che'nya: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Riddle: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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*The squad is having dinner together* Leona: Ruggie, can you pass the salt? Ruggie: *Throws Epel across the table*

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Rook: Are you sure this is the right direction? Neige: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest! Vil: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Idia: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Azul: It’s not a joke. Azul: *sniffles* Azul: I’m a legit snack.

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Che'nya: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test! Riddle: Ok, Che'nya, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918? Che'nya: 1917. Riddle: ...You're ready.

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Ruggie: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back. Leona: Why are you telling me this, I don't care. Leona, right after Ruggie leaves the room: I miss them already.

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Epel: Alright, listen up you little s***s. Epel: Not you Jack. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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Jamil: I need to dye my hair. Kalim: ... Jamil: Or get another tattoo. Kalim: ... Jamil: Or a new piercing. Kalim: Why? Jamil: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

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Jamil: *speaking Spanish* Kalim: I know, I know. Ace: You speak Spanish? Kalim: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Jamil speaks.

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Esther: *looks at Silver* Esther: Baby boy. Baby. Esther: *looks at Azul* Esther: Evil.

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Cater: We need to open this locked door. Kalim, give me your credit card. Kalim: Here. Cater, pocketing it: Thanks. Lilia, break down the door.

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Malleus: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

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Idia: In terms of, like, instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin. It is an amazing feeling. Such instant joy.

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Deuce: I used to sit around and think about what to do about quicksand! I never thought about how to handle real problems in adult life. I was never like, "Oh, what's it gonna be like when relatives ask to borrow money?"

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Deuce: Come on Ace, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that... Ace: Yes I can, dear. Fifty dollars.

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Ruggie: honk. Epel: WHAT. Ruggie: HONK. Epel: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF S***?????

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Leona: You're violent. Ruggie: Yeah but I'm also short(ish) and that's adorable.

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Ruggie, watching Jack & Epel panic : What's going on? Leona: Jack is having a midlife crisis and Epel is just having a crisis

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Vil: I’ve only had Rook for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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Kalim: *slams books down in front of Ace* Kalim: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night. Ace: You could of said literally anything else. Kalim: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble. Ace: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random s***. I won’t win. I realize this now.

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*Malleus teaching Idia to drive and taking Azul along for the ride* Malleus: That's a pothole. To the left! Idia: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole* Azul, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth. Idia: I don't think that's how the song goes. Malleus, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home. Idia: Country Roads. Azul: To the place. Idia and Azul in unison: I Belong! Malleus, crying harder: What the f***?

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Hope yall liked these! They were so fun to generate (especially the Rook x Neige x Vil ones :D)-Amber

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Out of curiosity, how did other characters (Kalim, Trey and others) from Fairy tale au react to Yuu when villains brought Yuu to their home? Suspicious? Pity? Welcoming?

Here's their roles in the au

Absolutely confused and curious

Ace is just done with his job and wants someone to replace him, watching over Yuu is soooo boringggg, so what does he do? Becomes a menace, he gets into trouble and turns out the sumoned human can get him our of that trouble~ how convenient~

Deuce pities Yuu, Riddle isn't the nicest when in a bad mood, and Yuu is technically a prisoner, only recently getting their own chambers at the palace and not a jail, thanks to... Grim... is that how that cat is called? Deuce was the quickest to become friends with Yuu the otherworldly human doesn't get into trouble at all... they get him and Ace out of trouble most of the times anyway

Cater met Yuu at a unbirthday partie Riddle had thrown, he's curious about this new little human that lives in the castle and seems to better the mood of the red headed, they are adorable and so polite! How can't he like them?

Trey, as Cater, met Yuu at that unbirthday partie and wonder who they could be, they are polite and amusing, Riddle is obviously in a better mood than normal, AND THEY STOPPED RIDDLE FROM BEHEADING SOMEBODY AT CROQUETTE!???? HOW??? IS... IS THIS THE KING? IS THIS RIDDLE'S BELOVED? WHAT HAPPENED SINCE HE STEPED IN HERE? WHY DIDN'T RIDDLE TOLD HIM THIS!

Jack almost had an heart attack once he noticed Yuu coming with Leona, he hadn't seen them since the incident! He just assumed something happened or that they would be staying at Draconia's palace but guess not... they become morning jogs buddies

Ruggie is ready to throw at Yuu all the Leona-related-problems once he notices how diferent his boss is acting towards them, he teases him about it endlessly, they are nice to each other, and then he discovers that Yuu spend a week before in the Kingschoolar palace and now he wants to know if there are any backdoors that they can remember

Cheka is so happy, uncle Leona came to visit! AND HE BROUGHT A FRIEND! Well... more like he found his uncle in the city and dragged him over to the palace, anyway! He never knew his uncle had friends, how did you meet? Were do you came from? Is uncle so grumpy with you too? Can we play something? Are you a traveler? Your clothes look like the heart's kingdom! Did you came from there?

Jade "well welcome customer- oh? Not a client? My bad~", new toy, he enjoys this new person Azul brought, loves learning how to make them uncomfortable, until he learns that they will listen to him when he's hyper fixating in something, be it poison or just a cool rock, never had someone not falling asleep while he talks, it's nice

Floyd goes for the squeeze in any dimension, "you look like a shrimp! " "you don't say...", new toy², loves playing with Yuu, goes for a swim with them constantly showing around and getting into trouble, almost driving Yuu to their dead twice, but it's fine~ they always escape in the last minute, becomes so attached that almost doesn't let Yuu go "so Azul... when is the wedding?"

Rielle met Yuu at a crashed ship, they never saw a merperson like Yuu before, he doesn't notice Floyd watching them, he's more than surprised to lear that Yuu doesn't know who he is and it's so refreshing! They talk and talk and then.. and than Jade and Floyd came to collect , ARE THEY FRIENDS WITH AZUL ASHENGROTTO??!. WHAT? Did... did he hear them talking about Yuu coming from the surface??? Ohhh he can't wait to meet them again!

Kalim is ecstatic to meet Jamil's friend, please do get comfy, he's such a good host and wants to know everything about Yuu and their friendship with Jamil, he wants to know what is so special about Yuu for Jamil of all people bring them here in the first place, and he realy needs a good friend too... days later he notices a difference in Jamil's demeanor and.. oh... ohhh, he's going to play matchmaker, just watch him prevent all the og plot bc he's too busy helping Jamil and accidentally fooling all his plans

Epel had time to be introduced to Yuu and didn't suffered a heart attack, he learns that being friends with Yuu means Vil will be more likely to let him do other stuff besides being a servant, and does he uses and abuses of his title as Yuu's friend, he's loving it, mini shenanigans here and there, "escaping" the castle to see the town for fun

Rook is having a field day with Yuu's misadventures and ohohohoho his queen is smitten, he can tell~, teases Vil so much about it, and who can blame the guy? Yuu is absolutely adorable and there's more to the little human than naivety, Rook can see the glimpse of mistif in those eyes, loves when they suddenly disappear, fell out of tree bc they appeared right behind him! They know most of his hunting tactics, this is the begging of a beautiful hunting competition friendship!

Neige has a crush, he has fallen for the stranger Vil brought to the castle, they are nice and pretty! They talk to him like a person, they even help him! And he notices how Vil is becoming more... soft? Compassionate? He can't find the right word but he notices the little changes, Neige wants good things for himself and Vil... but he secretly hopes Yuu prefers his company over his dearest brother's

Ortho is amazed, his big brother has made a friend! A HUMAN FRIEND NO LESS! They play together, they walk together AND HIS BROTHER IS LETTING HIM LEAVE THE UNDERWORLD BECAUSE OF THEM! He has never felt so alive under the sun, and the day his brother agrees to come with them to the fields is the day he knows his brother may be getting better or even... finaly... letting him go, finaly moving on, and as the true older brother Ortho is happy for him

Sebek is panicking once Yuu's reveal they know what he did, he offers to be Yuu's personal guard and regrets instantly bc WHO IS GOING TO PROTECT HIS MASTER THEN?! And then the human had the AUDACITY TO GET CLOSER TO LORD MALLEUS! He's having a crisis, let him... let him process for a moment, slowly he learns to lose himself more and to accept that crazy thing will happen when this human is staying in the castle

Silver met Yuu when they were walking too deep into the forest, the stranger recognized him instantly, but he has no memory of knowing them, nevertheless he always has strange dreams so what are the odds? Besides this person seems nice, they let him doze off and awaken him sometime after, he brings them home, it's too late for them to go back by the forest and his old man isn't around so much these days anyway

Lilia's first impression was that this little human is special, there's something about them that can change the worst of fates if given the right opportunity and the right time, he is nice with a little bit of suspicion, but who isn't in this world? His second impression is almost heart attack when the human went missing, he knows they would never disappear out of nowhere, in the worst of possibilities they were kidnapped, and... that's the first time he notices Malleus change, he expected annoyance or even fury of his Lord but instead... instead he saw him worry abou this little human! Something happened and he missed it, but maybe... just maybe... it's ok to hope

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Since we know that Minako’s patronus is a mouse and Deuce’s patronus is a chicken, what about others?

I actually drew Deuce's Patronus as a joke. Realistically, I feel like the other characters wouldn't be able to cast the Patronus charm because of the differing magic systems and how hard it is to master the spell. They're not Minako who has inherited two magic systems, but thinking about the twst boys Patronuses are fun.

Btw I'm not strictly assigning animals based on their personalities, but I'll reference them anyway as a bit of a guide

Nezumi family:

Flor—Mixed bloodhound named Pluton based on Pluto the dog

The rest of the family members (aside from Minako) don't have Patronuses/only have incorporeal Patronuses

Students:

Riddle—Hedgehog. A cute and tiny one with an attitude, sort of like his tsum in the tsum tsum event.

Ace—Fox. A pretty common Patronus, but they're cunning and ambitious.

Trey—Brown Hare. According to @/the-patronus-librarian, people with this Patronus can handle themselves very well when pushed to the breaking point. "With their quick wit and knowledge they can hold their own in a duel, however, they prefer avoiding conflict rather than running straight into it." Although, I wouldn't say he's shy or reserved.

Cater—White rabbit. This is influenced by the amount of Cater fanart having white rabbit ears

Leona—Lion. Need I say more?

Jack—Wolf ^

Ruggie—Hyena ^

Azul—Octopus. It should be noted that one source says that these people are virtuosos

Jade & Floyd—Moray eels. I couldn't find any analysis of them

Kalim—Otter. "Through their affinity to water, otters are symbolic of life and purification. Otters are also extremely playful and curious." and "Associated with friendship, otters are often found holding hands while sleeping." —Mugglenet

Jamil—King cobras. Cool and calm under pressure, but deemed the most dangerous and venomous of all snakes. "[Y]ou try to keep your composure as much as possible, because you feel better when you are in control of your strong passions. When you are in control of yourself, you can then use those passions wisely and resourcefully, using just enough to get your way and not letting anyone take advantage of you or your feelings."—@/hogwartswelcomesyou

Vil—Peacock. "known for their beautiful eye-shaped plumage. These birds extend their feathers not only to attract mates but more importantly, to appear more intimidating to predators... Peacocks are easily irritated and would make a fierce and gorgeous Patronus." (lol) —Mugglenet

Rook—Hawk. Dangerously observant, intelligent, and keenly aware about what is going on around them. That's what makes them great hunters

Epel—Squirrel. Listen, listen, listen, squirrels look cute, but they're vicious. But if it makes him feel he could have a brown bear as a Patronus. Fierce, can fend off wolves, and cute in some angles.

Idia—Brown owl. Known as omens of death, and can actually attract Dementors because of this. However, this makes them good Dementor hunters (reminds me of how he hunted down the overblot boys in chapter 6)

Ortho—Fox terrier. "This is a small yet fearless dog that loves being outside and around people." —Mugglenet

Malleus—Dragon, obvi. A rare and powerful Patronus, fitting for a future dark fae king.

Lilia—Bat. Vampiric themes. Bats are also associated with luck, happiness, and transformation.

Silver—Koala. They sleep for 20 hours a day. When threatened they can become dangerous

Sebek—Crocodile. Due to his name being based on the Egyptian crocodile god.

Faculty:

Crowley—Crow. Regarded as omens of dark magic.

Crewel—Dalmatian named Mr. Dalmatia

Trein—Cat. Not just a cat but an exact copy of Lucius. Lucius either gets jealous or he has a new playmate.

Vargas—Stag. A really brawny one and rare too. They are symbols of strength

Sam—Frog. Adaptable in almost any situation and easy going.