#incorrect twst quotes

[starglow-xx]

incorrect twst quotes - 08

*In Heartslabyul's common room* Riddle: You idiots! Ace: In our defense, we were left unsupervised! Deuce: *rapidly nods* Trey: Wasn't Cater with you? Cater: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised! You know that the prefect is usually the one babysitting! Not my fault the Headmaster is running them ragged with errands! *Somewhere else on NRC's campus* Y/n: *sneezes*

[greenapplebling]

Cat Jamil: *licks Kalim to assert dominance*

Puppy Kalim: *mistakes it for affection and licks back*

Cat Jamil: *FREAKS OUT*

[coffinkissez]

every time I make these I bully the exact same characters everytime

[viviennevermillion]

[kiame-sama]

Darling: I hate doing all of this studying! Why can't someone just sweep me off my feet and take me away from it all?

Yan!Azul: *stalking darling with Floyd and Jade* Jade, write that down. Write that down!

[whatamoodhoney]

First year interactions in Ramshakle

Deuce:*trying to impress Yuu* Did you know jellyfish have lived without brains for 600,000 years?

Yuu:* not looking up from their Potions homework* A ray of hope for Ace and Grimm

Ace & Grimm:* looking up from the floor where they were dust from Ramshackle at each other* OY!!!

Jack:* also doing his Potions homework*: I highly doubt it, the jellyfish sound smarter than those two.

Sebek:* scoffing and moving through sword exercises* I am sure those Jellyfish have better common sense as well when compared to the human and mangy cat.

Epel: * Carving a magicycle on an apple*That's an insult to the jellyfish to be compared to those two.

Ace & Grimm:* looking back up with glares* OY!!! We can still hear you assholes

[fell-e]

Idia: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my depression. I'll wait.

Ortho: You and me!!!

Idia, tearing up: Okay

[twisted-beez]

Malleus: I'd kill for you.

MC: Okay.

Malleus: Please ask me to kill for you.

MC: No.

Based on this post

[sanctum-of-ramshackle]

Ace: And that’s when it hit me. The best idea I ever had in my entire life.

[After saving from a magical disaster, created by Ace.]

Miyeon: That’s the worst idea you ever had in your entire life.

[hanafubukki]

Can’t get this joke out of my head so…enjoy my humor lol

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Ace: This is Fellow Honest, he’s the one who introduced us to the amusement park.

YN: He doesn’t seem like an Honest Fellow to me. He gives me Azul vibes.

Fellow: You can trust me!

YN: Yeah, no.

—————

-Fellow starts turning people into puppets-

YN: I told you he wasn’t Honest.

Ace: …

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I like how you can switch his name around, and his name is basically opposite of what he is. Definitely not honest, but when he is, you see his more villainy side.

[bluesylveon2]

Sometime during the Yasamina event:

(Yuu/MC is fem in this)

Najma: Hey miss, are you single?

Yuu/MC: Yes, I am. Why?

Najma: Perfect! You see, I have an older brother who would be perfect for you! He has zero game and might end up forever alone-

Jamil: Najma!

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Bonus (before Jamil intervened):

Cater: What’s the matter, Jamil? You look like a fish gasping for air?

[starglow-xx]

incorrect twst quotes - 07

Ace: I asked Y/n out.

Riddle: Oh, I'm sorry.

Ace: Huh? Why?

Riddle: Well, I assume the Prefect said no.

Ace: No, the Prefect said yes.

Riddle: Really? Then it's them I feel sorry for.

[greenapplebling]

*playing cards at the boardgame club*

Kalim: Who in the name of everything that's holy- blocked me??

Jamil: Azul

Idia: Welcome to the club-

Kalim: The "Azul ruined my life" club??

Azul: *struggling to contain laughter* ... apologies

***

Kalim: *takes a new card*

Jamil: Hey, it's my turn!

Kalim: *slowly puts the card back into the deck but at the bottom* ... I'm so sorry. Jamil, I'm sorry-

Jamil: *puts his cards down* ... What did you get?

Kalim, almost pleading in his knees: ... A joker

Jamil:

Jamil: You absolute cunt

Azul: Jamil-san-

Jamil: I fucking hate you, you piece of shit

Kalim: *wiping some tears from laughing so hard*

Jamil: *still whining about it 10 minutes later into the game*

Kalim: Guess what?

Jamil: *side eyes him*

Kalim: *shows off a joker he just got*

Idia: Something tells me Jamil-sshi would see jokers in his nightmares...

Jamil: No *to Kalim* I'm going to haunt your nightmares. You better sleep with one eye open

Kalim, batting his eyelashes: Promise?

[randomfrog2]

Malleus: Lilia, does combination of numbers "1-4-3" mean something important?

Lilia: grins widely

Lilia: Why are you asking?

Malleus: I got strange message from Idia Shroud with this combination and I am not sure how to respond.

Lilia: Just answer with 280.

Yuu: (whispering) You aren't going to tell him?

Lilia: (whispering back) Idia was flirting with him for a month and Malleus still hasn't understood. Spare this poor guy.

Yuu: Fair.

[viviennevermillion]

[whatchuwaitinfor]

Jamil: F*ck Kalim and not in the way you expect.

Yuu: What if I say I expect it’s because you hate him?

Jamil: Then you’re correct.

Yuu: *suspiciously* Hmm…