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I feel like the tiktok accounts on here fill a similarly ecological role as PBS showing british comedies at night
#your curated cultural exchange#we just get chocolate guy#dylan b hollis#and pet videos#like watching episodes of are you being served?#keeping up appearances#and red dwarf
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really rawdogging this trainride
#shedding myself out of my faux fur coat and all layers of my skin because this fuckass train has a temperature of 60C or sth#and i’ll be stuck here for another 4h or so oh my god#trying to finish this kuroo draft before i arrive. bouncy is on repeat. the shroom chocolate in my bag is looking a bit too tempting#got a tummy ache already might as well just add to that#wish i was in my pjs and at my destination already but alas. here we are#guy in front of me is scrolling through all of grindr on this train i hope he’ll get lucky#it’s just me and my 33 open tabs against the world. 1 is google docs 32 are poipiku links of kawa with his nuts out#for emotional support yknow. tipping my hat (i don't have a hat). oh i wanna go home already lol 🧎➡️#prayer circle for me. maybe an exorcism too idk#-`♡´- tulip mail
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little update on my love life hsksjsk
i ghosted and then sb’ed the lawyer guy on ig bc turns out he’s friends with that one psycho man i met a few months ago. i think the latter i only mentioned meeting but never gave tea on the fallout here. it was all fun and games until it wasn’t. he basically tried to be alpha with me and i was not having it LOL but each time i blocked him in one place he found another means to reach me but his options were limited to begin with so eventually he gave up and stopped bothering me. but like, man. digging up all of my socials just to tell me things like “you’re so cold to me whenever we’re not together physically. far from the eye, far from the heart — is this your game?” was the last straw. NO SIR I AM A HORRID TEXTER i don’t play mind games 😭 i just kept blocking him without even bothering to give a reply, it probably pissed him off sm LOL which wasn’t my intention, i just thought there was no point in wasting my time and energy on a man like that, i didn’t even want to clear out the misunderstanding like hello i have a life and ur not my priority 😭 his petty male ego was def hurt, what a dick
so when i found out they were friends my brain went ultra dramatic, i thought maybe the lawyer guy was a setup from the very start and that it was a carefully crafted method by the psycho guy to approach me again. naturally i got paranoid and that story is now over, nothing weird’s happened after that, thankfully
and— you rmr the hq guy? yeah, we’re forced to keep a professional relationship rn bc he often visits the office for work related purposes. today he came. twice. first for work, and then — to bring me sweet treats 😭 out of the blue, like way after his business was done 😭 we hadn’t talked after what happened last time so what’s this now 😭 why can’t men read the room 😭
#— ai rambles#i allow myself to ghost ppl if we’re not that close yet and it just saves us both all the uncomfortable and unnecessary talk of#‘i’m not interested in you ok bye’#also men often mixing politeness with flirty intentions drives me crazy#last one is about the hq guy#like ur my client ofc i will not be an ass to you 😭#DURING A BUSINESS MEETING 😭😭😭😭 get a grip#thank you for the chocolates but 😭 what the hell 😭#ALSOOO#i ran into the lawyer guy after the ghosting and it was decent#we both said hi to each other and that was all#maybe i read too much into it and maybe he’s got no idea i once hooked up w the psycho guy who also happens to be his friend 😭#but what are the odds 😭#men like gossip more than women TRUST so i don’t think it was a pure coincidence…..i think he knew 😭#i have a hunch and i might be wrong but i feel more comfortable staying clear of him
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i love you animal symbolism
#like obviously i’m the dog motif guy but literally any animal symbolism is sooooo#like mq animal symbolism >>>#sharks and mice and wolves and butterflies#what that says about you — not just what you get but what you wanted to get#i’m a shark and i’m going to take you down. he smells blood in the water he’s gonna kill my pig and there’s nothing i can do#because i’m soft i’m a kid again im a mouse and im loyal and humble and a real team player! and that’s what will be my downfall#but it’s also what’s going to save me#why would a mouse choose foam over a delicious cookie? i don’t know. why would he? why would i?#i just got a little upset when you said i wasn’t a lion. you’re nothing without me#lions hunt in packs they’re sthe leaders. but i’m telling you that you dont get a pack you dont get someone to lean on and you will always#be alone.#then succession animal symbolism is like: youre a scorpion and i’m a snake and we are going to die at each others hands#it’s already written. we know the ending#im a dog and i’m mean and sharp and vicious#i’m a dog and i’m loyal and trusting#i’m a dog and i need to be kicked and i beg you to kick me because it’s all i know#you come for me with love?#lock me in a cage and feed me dog food (or chocolate cake but who knows) and i’ll never eat again#send me away until everyone knows their place#beat me with a slipper in gstaad for ordering lobster because it’s rude to order the most expensive thing on the menu when you’re not payin#because dogs don’t get a sliver platter they get a bowl of dog food in a cold wire cage#they get the scraps and they thank you for it#so you come for me with love?#you come in here guns ablazing to find they’ve turned to fucking sausages and you come for me with love?#jeez that’s a lot of tags#mythic quest#mq#succession#succession hbo
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Kepler videos, part two!(Revised :3)
Warning for cursing!
All art is by tiredsn0w!
(tiredsn0w, if you see this and would like for me to take this down or change anything, please let me know ^^)
#TRIPLE FANTA TRAGEDY ‼️#new vocal stim added i guess 😭#scp kepler#scp 6118#unit 5a82#unit 4b80#unit 7cb7#the handler#SCP 049#unit 1fe4#cw cursing#cw cussing#cw swearing#TW cussing#tw cursing#tw swearing#btw for the thing with “I pull women!” “I pull men!” I just guessed since I saw the template and I really wanted to use it lol#7cb7 is experiencing the Amphibian Hours and 049 is just. Done#We need to get my guy some soup and chocolate and perhaps air conditioning
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genuinely so devastating to finish my flcl rewatch and pull up the tumblr tag confident that everyone else is also down cataclysmic for haruko and posting abt it but *crickets*
#I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY POPULAR ON HERE.... WHAT THE HELL GUYS#appreciate all the artbook stuff and the handful of fanartists but other than that its so dead its so over 😭😭😭😭#and most of the posts abt her are like 'shes such a terrible person but fun character other than that!' STFU. POSER#her selfishness and apathy and singleminded drive is literallt what makes her so fucking hot whats so hard to understand#a woman is headstrong n decisive n doesnt care abt ending the world for her ambitions n suddenly ur like ohhh devotion is baaaad#move aside gayboy im gonna get it id let use me in whatever scheme she needs thr fact shed only pretend to care abt me is even better 🥴#i love physically violent women i love being smacked with bass guitars hi hello im right here 😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚#wheres that post thats like i dont even have mommy issues i just think its hot to be a womans pet LITERALLLYYYY#god i need to draw her 5 million times but i wont have any free time until at least tues.....so sad#wait for me babygirl...... i wont forget abt u#we would have the most toxic relationship ever it would be awful for everyone in a 50 mile radius people would die#fake manic pixie dream girl fans when a girl with real mania comes at them:#ANYWAY RANT OVER i need to get my shit together for work tmr#also my chocolate orange cake turned out sooooo good i need to use this recipe again sometime#feeling way better plus i didnt even fully crash i just had like an hour or two of turbulence. but i do need to start winding down for bed#soooo goodnight everyone... and haruko especially.......#.diaries#flcl
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tomorrow i'm going to buy chocolate chips, onion rings and a popmart figurine
#shopping is my therapy but i hate shopping centers sm#just wait till i get my card. im gonna be OP with all the online shopping#sleepy vix#it's funny because it's true#idk why u guys needed to know my shopping list but oh we#well#also im gonna get a box gor the choc chips and stash it in my room cus choc chips are the BEST chocolates to snack on imo
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pspspsp heyyyy if you liked good morning sunshine you might also like Joy Joy Joy also by the narcissist cookbook :3c v much an electrochemistry song tbh FBFBSJSJ
HI!! <3 MAN THIS GUY HAS SUCH FITTING LYRICS!! NARCISSIST COOKBOOK HOW DO YOU DO IT? <33 orugh YEAH THIS IS A PERFECT ECHEM SONG YOU'RE ENTIRELY CORRECT. head in my hands as i read along with the lyrics. the bright nonsense beginning and the descent into a more sullen self-awareness. ough im not normal about either of these songs :'] electrochemistry my darling dopamine chaser i care about him so deeply <3
#this artist is very talky! instrumental and then just having a nice chat on top eheheh <33#you know what we /should/ eat hot chocolate straight from the tin. (<- warning this is a mistake dont do that DON'T DO THAT.)#''waterboard ourselves with aspartame'' OUGH. something about using the artificial sweetener instead of regular sugar. aspartame is 200x#more potent of a sweetener than sugar with lower calories. get the fix that is more intense and less filling and more artificial and im...#[rattling the bars of my cage] aaurhghhh... echem song. this is such an echem song i LOVE lyrics that fit so well. the voli song too#theres a part in Good Morning near the end where he says ''And eventually you won't need me around so much anymore'' and im like hEY...#[WARBLING VOICE ON THE VERGE OF TEARS] DONT SAY THAT. YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA BE IMPORTANT. I WANT YOU HERE :'(!!!!!!!!#<- sorry; guy who is an emotional wreck as usual.#i love them so much :']#suggestion recommendation#volta transmissions#esprit: Euclydia
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This connection is supposed to be symmetrical.
#ineffablefool original post#not good omens#it's been like this for over a day now and customer support has no ETAs no explanation#although if you keep escalating up their chain then you'll keep getting completely different mutually contradictory details!#pretty cool how they're one of exactly two options for broadband in this very much not rural area#and the other option is the one where we tried to switch to them once but their installer guy was 100% incompetent#and responded to our saying 'do not go in this one room' by going 'nah it's fine' and strolling on in there anyway#(he left the room eventually but it was definitely not until he was good and ready)#(imagine letting a service person into your house and then they decide to wander around in an off-limits room for a couple minutes#while you are standing there insisting firmly that they Do Not#it is *so awkward*#and what do you do like?? call the cops??? dude will just leave the room before they show up and then you look like a weirdo)#he also promised to not knock an access hole in a specific area of wall but then when he got outside he just went ahead and did it anyway#and just left it there for us to find when we went outside after he'd gone#i seldom hope people get fired but gosh i hope that at some point he got fired#ANYWAY i guess what i'm saying is that i would like a pretty angel to give me hot chocolate + listen to my woes + miracle them all better#but who doesn't amirite?
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got back from trick or treating with my sister a bit ago and at the age of 19 I got a whole grocery bag full of candy. one of my favourite things about living just north of the village I live next to ^-^
#artsy.text#so many of the places give full size chocolate bars and then more candy#get cans of pop a lot#and the one guy just gave us his whole bowl cause we were the first to come to his place#also lots of elderly people remember us and always look forward to seeing us ^-^
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maximum mischief: tricking your friend into having 5 chocolate milks instead of 3
#melonposting#just some more latin class shenanigans...#so this friend (m) always asks us who wants chocolate milk before class starts and then he goes to the lunch room and gets it#and he always gets 3 for himself#but today my other friend (a) came to class before m. and so he decided to be the chocolate milk man of sorts#and so by the time m comes to class a has already placed the milk:#one for me - two for a - and one for m#and a tends to only drink one milk so after jokingly giving himself one more puts his extra one on m's desk#but m is like no you can have it. i'll just get another#so m leaves class to get the milk#and so m has 2 cartons of chocolate milk on his desk when he leaves right (cuz a put his extra one with m's)?#well we all hide the milks among his belongings (one in his lunchbox and one in his backpack's side pocket)#and so m comes back with another carton and sees his milk gone; a says he took it#so then m leaves again to get 2 more cartons - at which point we put the one he just got behind his lunchbox (which is on his desk)#and so m finally comes back again with his milk cartons and is so confused - because at this point we're barely holding back laughter#(not helped by the fact that our latin teacher is also telling us a personal college story about nesquik mischief)#and so m puts his two cartons of milk on the desk. sees the one behind the lunchbox#he's already incredulous#a admits to hiding one in his backpack side pocket#m retrieves that milk carton. 4 chocolate milks on this guy's desk#then he opens his lunchbox. takes out everything very solemnly. including another gosh darn milk carton#and we all burst into laughter#this guy with 5 cartons of chocolate milk on his desk#as we were leaving the classroom a and i came to the conclusion that we could probably hide 15 chocolate milks on m's person
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DID YOU MISS THE EXAM... Either way I can believe in that superstition for a sec I'm so sorry 😭😭😭
NONO I TOOK IT. BARELY. I BARELY TOOK IT. I JUST THOUGHT CLASS WAS GOING TO BE NORMAL BUT NOPE <3<3<3
#snap chats#ngl cried a lil in classs... mightve scribbled a bit on the page.. which has happened before when taking spanish tests LMAO#the rage and anger i felt... oh to punch a wall like i literally just wanted to leave and scream#and i havent felt that kind of anger in a hot minute it was so ugly LMAOOOO so stupid nothing even majorly bad happened#it just the build up ig.... anyways...#I THOUGHT IT WAS WEDNESDAY CAUS EI HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT TOMORROW#AND ASSIGNMENTS ARE USUALLY DUE THE DAY BEFORE THE EXAM BUT. OK. FUCK ME IG#when i finally stopped being a big ol baby i focused on the questions and they weren't actually too hard so im p sure i did fine#it was just... The Emotional Damage of walking in thinking it was gonna be a chill day after Everythin and its like :) No Exams Today :)#the funnier bit is that i literally asked my professor and then she forgot to give me the exam so i had to ask her for it 🧍♂️#right after asking about the exam 🧍♂️like i know im unremarkable but you JUST spoke to me....#my reputation of being the most invisible man continues..... an ironic title to have but ill take it....#call my ass kellam the way i have to remind people im here <3 fe homies will know what that means and they'll know im right </3#anyway to end the horrible night. Hopefully. i was gonna get milk from the milk dispenser Because We Have Those#and the milk i usually get was empty so i got the second one and the spout was tilted weirdly so the milk just went backwards#so that was fun. to get. and then a guy tried getting chocolate milk after me and Something happened cause he just yelled the f slur LOL#what a day... it's no one's day today apparently.....#anyway Lesson Learned don't fuck with three's. i don't like the number three it always gives me bad vibes...#did i disclose my Unhealthy relationship with numbres.. i prob did lol.. ima wrap this post up now...
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smashing tourney
the tourney that turns the world round and round
(Located near you in a basement room with no data connection)
I cooked
#smash#that smashes#the game#what’s the deal with games#what’s the deal with airplane food#y’know#everytime I sit down on a plane#im always waiting 30 minutes after it starts flying#I look over at the attendant#she looks over back at me#I shake my head up and down#she turns her eyes away like she just met the MOST boring guy in the world#and starts shuffling that cart of snacks towards me#yknow that feeling you get- and you can JUST TELL that there’s going to be NOTHING good on this cart#your stomach is growling- your mind is going ‘give me FOOD NOW’#then she finally hobbles over to you- pretending to care#so do you- a great big white smile- and kindly ask ‘oh are those little chocolate bites? how much are they?’#‘$8’#PER? PER M&M? OR THE WHOLE BAG? I dont say that out loud but my eyes clearly give that away- and I pick another 3 things and do it again#then ill go ‘I don’t think ill have anything then thank you’ a big smile we both know is oh so fake#she grumbles with a smile#and I wave away no longer hungry because now im wondering SERIOUSLY what is the deal with airplane food? thank you
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When I was at Cabrini Brighton, the nurse came in to ask if I wanted tea or coffee, I regret not getting a coffee, taking one sip, screwing up my face, and saying "are you going to serve this shit to Sophia?"
#hand it back#do it again ten times till you get it right#this is important#if Sophia doesn't start the day with a coffee and six cheese biscuits and some walnuts then...#walked into the kitchen area and counted how many boxes of cheese biscuits and bottles of mineral water in there#'do you think this is enough? for 30 days?????'#maybe i should get up#send that email to my coworkers#'hi all too bad if you wanted to be paid this week lmao try seek dot com dot au'#'hi all we won't be paid next week lmao if you're not okay with that see Woolworths guy for a job at Woolworths thanks'#'hi all money doesn't bring happiness try paying for groceries with grass clippings instead you're welcome have a great day'#'you didn't even need money you were just going to spend it on Easter eggs anyway'#Tumblr why are supermarkets so gung ho about selling every different variety of Easter egg???? in every aisle???? tons of them?????#but it's just chocolate which is so fattening and unhealthy and#imagine walking into your local supermarket and every aisle was a different flavour of cigarette#my mum says only walk around the outside of the supermarket YES I WALK PAST THE ICECREAMS AND THE EASTER EGGS AND THE FLIP YOGHURT AND#goddddd mum THERE'S PACKS OF FANCY SUSHI ON THE OUTSIDE#my mum has clearly never been to molevern Woolworths
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Hello!!! I want to talk about weezer but im too shy! I wish i had more weezer friends
AWW ANON NO WORRIES!!! i was like that too!! best thing ive found is to just comment + interact w weezer fans on tiktok, like maladroitlover579 is super duper nice! :D people r very very nice on tiktok , but of course u could always dm me and we can talk abt weezer all you’d like !
#weezer#ask!#this goes for all followers!!! i love chatting in dms :)#SORRY FOR LACK OF PISTS TODAY I WAS W MY BOUFRIEND CUZ KT WAS OUR 1 YEAR !#will add details soon!#OKAY HAI this is hour later! i was practicing for ohana! my school has a team and hopefully i’ll be able to join it :)#am real religious (catholic) because of my grandma#and though i don’t always do long prayers; just short ones before i sleep; i did a long one today praying i can get into the ohana team!#it’s so fun and i feel very pretty when i do it + my boyfriend will do haka#but anyways! today was our anniversary and k got him bunch of candy + chips + coke + a photo of us + a booklet i made for him! it had a note#word search; crossword; math equation (he’s a real math whiz; he’s in ap calc bc as a junior! im in pre calc for ref)#and yeah!!! i drew me and him also in the scott pilgrim art style since he likes it a lot; but ya! he loved it but i ordered this knuckles#keychain on etsy; but it won’t get here for a while; but that’s okay! i’ll surprise him with it! he got me a TON OF MR GOODBARS OMG GUYS#LIKE 55 PIECES WORTH OF MR GOODBARS#they’re my fav candy; so he got me lots of those chocolates :D and he got me a HUGE BOUQUET OF FLOWERS TJAG MAKE A HEART!! and it says#‘te amo lyss’ LIKE AWWWWW 🥹🥹 and he made me a little box that he had coded n such that said happy anniversary and that he loves me n all#i can show the picture if you all would like! it’s super cute but i look silly LOL#i love my boyfriend#needing weezer friends is kinda why i started this blog LOL#maybe anon u start a blog n we could interact !#what if we were tumblr blogs who interacted…. us in a diff universe#OR THIS ONE IF U WANT 🌞#anyways ya!!! hope you all had a good day#thank you and goodnight#weezer reference
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