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aholefilledwithtwigs · 1 year ago

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I feel like the tiktok accounts on here fill a similarly ecological role as PBS showing british comedies at night

#your curated cultural exchange #we just get chocolate guy #dylan b hollis #and pet videos #like watching episodes of are you being served?#keeping up appearances #and red dwarf

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ratatatastic · 3 months ago

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Vanha Kauppahalli date: en full, a 2 minute 50 second masterpiece...

Primetime Panthers | 11.6.24 (x)

#aleksander barkov #matthew tkachuk #florida panthers #2425 #the global series is a gift #“alright talk to me what do we got?” with the camera following behind them makes it seems like theyre spies doing reconnaissance #the start to a thriller where they got sent to finland stake out for intelligence #maffhew not even waiting for sasha to answer before hes asks about chocolate #“the purple one you always bring” maffhew has been charmed by sashas leaving choco in stalls as gifts when he comes back from finland huh #you can tell he says that with depravity of a man who finally realises he doesnt need to rely on his supplier he can get it himself now #“uh oh [laughs] okay... what is this?” maffhew was not prepared for all the food to already be ready for him he just hopped off a plane and #expected to have to wait more and did not and absolutely does not trust the situation in the same way you get romantic candlelit-dinnered #and youre like alright whats all this then whats your angle what are you doing #“this is salmon and rye bread 😄” “(with the eagerness to prove hes smart and engaged) so is that 👉” “(charmed) and so is that 🫱”#“ill try your favourite first” GURL RELAX OKAY SETTLE DOWN YOURE IN A NEW COUNTRY JUST CHILL MAN #“salmon and rye bread—thats the famous one 🤓” [sasha nodding along because he has to reassure maffhew but also hes in the middle of eating]#maffhew choosing the most inopportune time and you can TELL sasha is like [swallows quickly] because he wants to answer but also BIG BITE #“herring” “herrin' 🤠?” “eating all this her-RING” no notes #“is this just another salmon on rye bread” he says with hope because he likes salmon but also disappointment (he wants to try more foods)#“different salmon? smoked?” the amount of questions hes askijg because hes so terribly engaged he wants to know and sashas like [shrug]#he has to get an A+ in experiencing finland which is normal to want and possible to achieve #“i still love your country though” and sasha explodes into the mirthful grin ive seen in my life like he just won the damn jackpot #he speaks at 100 mph like please take a deep breath sweetheart youre excitement is papable but PLEASE #THE WAY HE GETS SO UNSURE WHEN HE MENTIONS BARKY HATES THAT FOOD WHEN HE LIKED IT SO MUCH #MAFFHEW YOU CAN GET A PASSING GRADE IN EXPERIENCING FINLAND IF YOU STICK TO YOUR GUNS I PROMISE #SASHA HELP A GUY OUT HERE MAN THROW HIM A BONE #SASHA ONLY LAUGHS AS MAFFHEW THROWS HIMSELF INTO A TIZZY OVER THIS YOU ARE SOOOOOO #the chuckle when sasha mentions he had runebergin torttu in school... id like to know what was funny there #we call out sasha for being too lovesick and laughing at all of maffhews “jokes” BUT HES JUST AS BAD???#“what the hell do i do with this thing?” MAFFHEW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN MERENGUE IN YOUR LIFE???

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insomnya777 · 3 months ago

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joel etho single dads au .........

#esp if we go w liml family #etho with scar and bdubs at the park #joel with hermes #their kids meet and become best friends and keep begging for five more minutes until theyre the last ones at the park #so joel and etho inevitably meet and start talking because theyre both hella bored waiting for their kids #and joel lowk kinda cannot stand etho #hes like “igh this guy is sooo pretentious i could sense it from a mile away. who does he think he is with that stupid white hair”#“newsflash it doesnt make you look cool it makes you look old as hell”#(but he doesnt say any of this)#(obviously)#and it works best if etho is totally oblivious #dude is just waiting 2 drop off scar n bdubs back home2 cleo so he can try2 get the Good Nights SleepTM hes been chasing since he was a bab #then they find out their kids go to the same school #and so obviously joel has decided to make it his mission in life to one up everything etho does #at this point etho is fully aware and finds it hilarious #because he is an Expert in these things okay. hes been making brownies for scar's bake sales since before hermes was Born #and joel can try as hard as he can but he just Cannot reach that level.#he can make as many cupcakes as he wants but none of them r gonna beat the gooey deliciousness of ethos chocolate chip triple layer brownie #and that is just soooo infuriating to him. his blood is boilimg at Every Single Parent Led Bake Sale Ever #and its even worse because etho looks like hes about to spontaneously combust at any possible second #his hair is a mess. deepppp eyebags. hes been running on maybe an hour of sleep every night for the past what eight years???#but hes sooo consistently perfect at everything.#joel hates him.#but like they also have to put up with each other at playdates and parties and whatnot because i repeat their kids are Best Friends #aughhh idk theres some potential there. i promise im just not getting it across very well #nya talks #trafficblr #hermitblr #joel smallishbeans

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doodleodds · 2 years ago

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Happy Valentines, Akira. Happy Valentines, Asshole.

If you can’t read what Akechi’s secondary inner-dialogue says cause I obscured it too much behind his regular dialogue, here’s a transcription in panel order: Hello, you fucking- Ah- Hello, Akira! Fuck off, why should I tell you- Just a soda- there’s a new flavor.

I don’t want your shitty gift. Oh- haha! You’re so sweet.

I hope I choke. They’re lovely, thank you.

Like hell. Likewise. There’s no way it’s just a coincidence. Still though, it’s a funny coincidence.

#p5 #akeshu #akechi goro #kurusu akira #wow- me?? posting a valentines comic... actually on?? valentines????? wack. absolutely wack #it's a short one! I purposefully tried to keep it short. it was a challenge and it still ended up being 3 pages. but i blame my canvas size #also in case u can't see what akira is holding out to akechi: theyre chocolate covered strawberries on sticks!#i saw them irl and was like oh god i want those. i am going to project that feeling on my favorite characters so help me god #and now! here we are! but my shitty-ass coloring & line quality make it hard to discern them so. sorry about that lmaooooo #ANYWAY i don't do enough post-maruki stuff so. i made this one a little bittersweet. :)#why did i put akechi's scarf in a bow? honestly i dont know! i think i saw some art a while ago that did that too and i thought it was cute #well. plus i guess there's the symbolism of 'akechi being alive and reciprocating your feelings (however involuntarily) IS a gift' part #hence that hes wrapped up in a bow. like a present. :)#also god. the first panel is supposed to be akechi's reflection in a vending machine window. I could NOT get it to look right #so for reference!!! just so you guys understand!!!!!! thats what that panel is supposed to be!!! he is NOT in fact a ghost. (sigh)#hope you enjoyed and had a lovely valentines!! for my part i have eaten nothing but sweets today and hoo boy will that have been a mistake #ALSO in terms of the audience-participation comic...hopefully coming soon. if i can ever gain the will to draw it.#but at least tumblr has polls now so i can do the audience-choose-y bit without needing to use a separate website! so thats good i guess #anyway anyway anway thanks for listening to me ramble if you made it this far! have a lovely rest of your day and hopefully see u again soon

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lale-txt · 2 months ago

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really rawdogging this trainride

#shedding myself out of my faux fur coat and all layers of my skin because this fuckass train has a temperature of 60C or sth #and i’ll be stuck here for another 4h or so oh my god #trying to finish this kuroo draft before i arrive. bouncy is on repeat. the shroom chocolate in my bag is looking a bit too tempting #got a tummy ache already might as well just add to that #wish i was in my pjs and at my destination already but alas. here we are #guy in front of me is scrolling through all of grindr on this train i hope he’ll get lucky #it’s just me and my 33 open tabs against the world. 1 is google docs 32 are poipiku links of kawa with his nuts out #for emotional support yknow. tipping my hat (i don't have a hat). oh i wanna go home already lol 🧎‍➡️#prayer circle for me. maybe an exorcism too idk #-`♡´- tulip mail

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gojoest · 4 months ago

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little update on my love life hsksjsk

i ghosted and then sb’ed the lawyer guy on ig bc turns out he’s friends with that one psycho man i met a few months ago. i think the latter i only mentioned meeting but never gave tea on the fallout here. it was all fun and games until it wasn’t. he basically tried to be alpha with me and i was not having it LOL but each time i blocked him in one place he found another means to reach me but his options were limited to begin with so eventually he gave up and stopped bothering me. but like, man. digging up all of my socials just to tell me things like “you’re so cold to me whenever we’re not together physically. far from the eye, far from the heart — is this your game?” was the last straw. NO SIR I AM A HORRID TEXTER i don’t play mind games 😭 i just kept blocking him without even bothering to give a reply, it probably pissed him off sm LOL which wasn’t my intention, i just thought there was no point in wasting my time and energy on a man like that, i didn’t even want to clear out the misunderstanding like hello i have a life and ur not my priority 😭 his petty male ego was def hurt, what a dick

so when i found out they were friends my brain went ultra dramatic, i thought maybe the lawyer guy was a setup from the very start and that it was a carefully crafted method by the psycho guy to approach me again. naturally i got paranoid and that story is now over, nothing weird’s happened after that, thankfully

and— you rmr the hq guy? yeah, we’re forced to keep a professional relationship rn bc he often visits the office for work related purposes. today he came. twice. first for work, and then — to bring me sweet treats 😭 out of the blue, like way after his business was done 😭 we hadn’t talked after what happened last time so what’s this now 😭 why can’t men read the room 😭

#— ai rambles #i allow myself to ghost ppl if we’re not that close yet and it just saves us both all the uncomfortable and unnecessary talk of #‘i’m not interested in you ok bye’#also men often mixing politeness with flirty intentions drives me crazy #last one is about the hq guy #like ur my client ofc i will not be an ass to you 😭#DURING A BUSINESS MEETING 😭😭😭😭 get a grip #thank you for the chocolates but 😭 what the hell 😭#ALSOOO #i ran into the lawyer guy after the ghosting and it was decent #we both said hi to each other and that was all #maybe i read too much into it and maybe he’s got no idea i once hooked up w the psycho guy who also happens to be his friend 😭#but what are the odds 😭#men like gossip more than women TRUST so i don’t think it was a pure coincidence…..i think he knew 😭#i have a hunch and i might be wrong but i feel more comfortable staying clear of him

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roman-roy-apologist · 10 months ago

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i love you animal symbolism

#like obviously i’m the dog motif guy but literally any animal symbolism is sooooo #like mq animal symbolism >>>#sharks and mice and wolves and butterflies #what that says about you — not just what you get but what you wanted to get #i’m a shark and i’m going to take you down. he smells blood in the water he’s gonna kill my pig and there’s nothing i can do #because i’m soft i’m a kid again im a mouse and im loyal and humble and a real team player! and that’s what will be my downfall #but it’s also what’s going to save me #why would a mouse choose foam over a delicious cookie? i don’t know. why would he? why would i?#i just got a little upset when you said i wasn’t a lion. you’re nothing without me #lions hunt in packs they’re sthe leaders. but i’m telling you that you dont get a pack you dont get someone to lean on and you will always #be alone.#then succession animal symbolism is like: youre a scorpion and i’m a snake and we are going to die at each others hands #it’s already written. we know the ending #im a dog and i’m mean and sharp and vicious #i’m a dog and i’m loyal and trusting #i’m a dog and i need to be kicked and i beg you to kick me because it’s all i know #you come for me with love?#lock me in a cage and feed me dog food (or chocolate cake but who knows) and i’ll never eat again #send me away until everyone knows their place #beat me with a slipper in gstaad for ordering lobster because it’s rude to order the most expensive thing on the menu when you’re not payin #because dogs don’t get a sliver platter they get a bowl of dog food in a cold wire cage #they get the scraps and they thank you for it #so you come for me with love?#you come in here guns ablazing to find they’ve turned to fucking sausages and you come for me with love?#jeez that’s a lot of tags #mythic quest #mq #succession #succession hbo

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vaguely-concerned · 2 months ago

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I think rye really likes chocolate, but like... mostly very very dark chocolate. boring bitter barely sweetened adult person chocolate, to the point where most of the others find it borderline inedible. it's a regular occurrence for someone to raid the lighthouse kitchen for snacks and light up like 'ooooh wait we've got chocolate???' and someone else has to go 'yeah but it's only rook chocolate tho sorry :/'. 'oh okay :')'

#strong grassy green tea and really dark chocolate. these are the things rye would subsist on if left to his own devices #thankfully he won't be lucanis and bellara are here fhdsjkah Not On Their Fucking Watch #before lucanis i think food was an 'ugh well I GUESS I have to eat to keep my body on this side of the grave' situation for rye #at least after renn died and the kindly hand helping him sort through his likes and dislikes disappeared #but the experience of family meals and just hanging out in the kitchen and helping out here and there #and someone taking the time to figure out what he actually likes? baby we might be healing this weird little guy's relationship to food #one 'hey taste this real quick do you think it needs more salt or nah I can't decide' at a time. the chocolate & tea stay tho obviously #the more I play the more I get the sense that rye has been just. unbearably lonely for a very long time. and I um.#I want him to be happy. long comfortable evenings-into-nights around the table in the lighthouse dining hall #with everyone eating and laughing and talking together in the warm candlelight be upon you my cherished and beloved son #dragon age #dragon age: the veilguard #dragon age: the veilguard spoilers #dragon age spoilers #oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar

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kade-is-here · 5 days ago

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Kepler videos, part two!(Revised :3)

Warning for cursing!

All art is by tiredsn0w!

(tiredsn0w, if you see this and would like for me to take this down or change anything, please let me know ^^)

#TRIPLE FANTA TRAGEDY ‼️#new vocal stim added i guess 😭#scp kepler #scp 6118 #unit 5a82 #unit 4b80 #unit 7cb7 #the handler #SCP 049 #unit 1fe4 #cw cursing #cw cussing #cw swearing #TW cussing #tw cursing #tw swearing #btw for the thing with “I pull women!” “I pull men!” I just guessed since I saw the template and I really wanted to use it lol #7cb7 is experiencing the Amphibian Hours and 049 is just. Done #We need to get my guy some soup and chocolate and perhaps air conditioning

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phagodyke · 7 months ago

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genuinely so devastating to finish my flcl rewatch and pull up the tumblr tag confident that everyone else is also down cataclysmic for haruko and posting abt it but *crickets*

#I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY POPULAR ON HERE.... WHAT THE HELL GUYS #appreciate all the artbook stuff and the handful of fanartists but other than that its so dead its so over 😭😭😭😭#and most of the posts abt her are like 'shes such a terrible person but fun character other than that!' STFU. POSER #her selfishness and apathy and singleminded drive is literallt what makes her so fucking hot whats so hard to understand #a woman is headstrong n decisive n doesnt care abt ending the world for her ambitions n suddenly ur like ohhh devotion is baaaad #move aside gayboy im gonna get it id let use me in whatever scheme she needs thr fact shed only pretend to care abt me is even better 🥴#i love physically violent women i love being smacked with bass guitars hi hello im right here 😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚#wheres that post thats like i dont even have mommy issues i just think its hot to be a womans pet LITERALLLYYYY #god i need to draw her 5 million times but i wont have any free time until at least tues.....so sad #wait for me babygirl...... i wont forget abt u #we would have the most toxic relationship ever it would be awful for everyone in a 50 mile radius people would die #fake manic pixie dream girl fans when a girl with real mania comes at them:#ANYWAY RANT OVER i need to get my shit together for work tmr #also my chocolate orange cake turned out sooooo good i need to use this recipe again sometime #feeling way better plus i didnt even fully crash i just had like an hour or two of turbulence. but i do need to start winding down for bed #soooo goodnight everyone... and haruko especially.......#.diaries #flcl

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sleepy-vix · 1 year ago

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tomorrow i'm going to buy chocolate chips, onion rings and a popmart figurine

#shopping is my therapy but i hate shopping centers sm #just wait till i get my card. im gonna be OP with all the online shopping #sleepy vix #it's funny because it's true #idk why u guys needed to know my shopping list but oh we #well #also im gonna get a box gor the choc chips and stash it in my room cus choc chips are the BEST chocolates to snack on imo

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facesblind · 9 months ago

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idk what is happening honestly so tired so eepy let boys run the errands with teddybeardog and i have some regrets ( tm )

#apparently she almost bit a child (but it was because said child carried bread or a sandwich so i bet she wanted. said sandwich)#(her favorite snack of all time is bread)#and also had her nails clipped and it was. very unpleasant #she had lots of stress today due to storms and her anxiety pills didn't do a great job :/#then a different person had to clip her nails #not usual doctors #she had to have a muzzle she was tryna bite :<<#maybe because it was hurty because there's this thing inside pet nails #called “proper claw” or something #and she has it and it's very long and it has nerves and all #she has it long due to being neglected in the past by previous owners so it grew and grew inside the nail that can be clipped #so we can't clip the nails short - short so we don't damage the nerves #apparently the doctor did clip a bit too short #and the boys tried to say that they can't be clipped this short but the lady was ukrainian and didn't speak polish #and teddybeardog bled a little #though she's a big girl and it didn't hurt her much but she was STRESSED #she also tripped on stairs and hit her head :(((#she only calmed down when she got to lay down and sleep with me #and now she's better #i just think i would've handled it all better #if i had not slept 2h yesterday and then spent 4 hours running other errands that made me pass out on bed unable to get up #i let teddybeardog have forbidden snackos for being so brave today #(raisins in chocolate)#dont come @ me i know what i'm doing #for a dog this big the amount of chocolate she was given does nothing #she will also have some chicken and cheese off my pizza #but then again they know teddybeardog and whats good for her i just know i am her comfort person despite how she looks at my boys #like theyre bread #and at me #like im just some guy TM

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volfoss · 7 months ago

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like i genuinely cannot believe thegall that she has quinn saying that oh they loved being servants... really??

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"“I let them go into the front parlor together, and then I went into the kitchen for lunch, where Jasmine was just telling Big Ramona that they were rich. I hated to break up their happiness with my glum looks and I blamed it all on hunger. Besides, Jasmine had always been rich and so was Big Ramona. They just never wanted to leave Blackwood Manor, everybody knew."/end ID]

#twist rambles #vc posting #sorry im so fucking sick of it. 1. set in 1990. 2. she does this w like quite literally EVERY slave character (of which most are barely #prominent characters outside of her using antiblack stereotypes. as im sure u can imagine which one of those a character named big ramona #fits.) and 3. we are really supposed to be on quinns side after it seems he pressured jasmine into sex after using terms such as #“my chocolate candy” “cafe au laut” “milk chocolate” to her. like out loud. we are supposed to like this guy?? like her racism (annes) know #no bounds atp #ask to tag #yeah haha the servants loveee being here lol they dont even need to be paid ^_^ theyre just that rich bc we are some of the GOOD ones. jesu #and this has been going on since the start of the book and just keeps on coming over and over #like not even to get into how all of these esrvants are objectified and jasmine esp is just reduced to a sex object. but the seconddd quinn #sees a white lady hes literally proposing. but jasmine isnt good enough for that in the narratives portrayal of her. its all fucking vile.#i dont want to hear ANYONE say she didnt have horrific handling of race when all this happens in this book and last book had mar.ius #referring to an indian man like he was an animal and had no human qualities. like genuinely i do not think ppl know how bad it is bc most #ppl stop after the first 3 books. and for good reason. anyways good god im so pissed off. my beautiful lj buddy had about 3 paragraphs on #the insane classism she demonstrated last chapter and it rly just keeps continuing to this chapter. like im sorry idc abt how rich quinn is #i need him dead. for many reasons. anyways good god. this book is hell.

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volivolition · 10 months ago

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pspspsp heyyyy if you liked good morning sunshine you might also like Joy Joy Joy also by the narcissist cookbook :3c v much an electrochemistry song tbh FBFBSJSJ

HI!! <3 MAN THIS GUY HAS SUCH FITTING LYRICS!! NARCISSIST COOKBOOK HOW DO YOU DO IT? <33 orugh YEAH THIS IS A PERFECT ECHEM SONG YOU'RE ENTIRELY CORRECT. head in my hands as i read along with the lyrics. the bright nonsense beginning and the descent into a more sullen self-awareness. ough im not normal about either of these songs :'] electrochemistry my darling dopamine chaser i care about him so deeply <3

#this artist is very talky! instrumental and then just having a nice chat on top eheheh <33 #you know what we /should/ eat hot chocolate straight from the tin. (<- warning this is a mistake dont do that DON'T DO THAT.)#''waterboard ourselves with aspartame'' OUGH. something about using the artificial sweetener instead of regular sugar. aspartame is 200x #more potent of a sweetener than sugar with lower calories. get the fix that is more intense and less filling and more artificial and im...#[rattling the bars of my cage] aaurhghhh... echem song. this is such an echem song i LOVE lyrics that fit so well. the voli song too #theres a part in Good Morning near the end where he says ''And eventually you won't need me around so much anymore'' and im like hEY...#[WARBLING VOICE ON THE VERGE OF TEARS] DONT SAY THAT. YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA BE IMPORTANT. I WANT YOU HERE :'(!!!!!!!!#<- sorry; guy who is an emotional wreck as usual.#i love them so much :']#suggestion recommendation #volta transmissions #esprit: Euclydia

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ineffablefool · 2 years ago

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This connection is supposed to be symmetrical.

#ineffablefool original post #not good omens #it's been like this for over a day now and customer support has no ETAs no explanation #although if you keep escalating up their chain then you'll keep getting completely different mutually contradictory details!#pretty cool how they're one of exactly two options for broadband in this very much not rural area #and the other option is the one where we tried to switch to them once but their installer guy was 100% incompetent #and responded to our saying 'do not go in this one room' by going 'nah it's fine' and strolling on in there anyway #(he left the room eventually but it was definitely not until he was good and ready)#(imagine letting a service person into your house and then they decide to wander around in an off-limits room for a couple minutes #while you are standing there insisting firmly that they Do Not #it is *so awkward*#and what do you do like?? call the cops??? dude will just leave the room before they show up and then you look like a weirdo)#he also promised to not knock an access hole in a specific area of wall but then when he got outside he just went ahead and did it anyway #and just left it there for us to find when we went outside after he'd gone #i seldom hope people get fired but gosh i hope that at some point he got fired #ANYWAY i guess what i'm saying is that i would like a pretty angel to give me hot chocolate + listen to my woes + miracle them all better #but who doesn't amirite?

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artsy-book · 1 year ago

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got back from trick or treating with my sister a bit ago and at the age of 19 I got a whole grocery bag full of candy. one of my favourite things about living just north of the village I live next to ^-^

#artsy.text #so many of the places give full size chocolate bars and then more candy #get cans of pop a lot #and the one guy just gave us his whole bowl cause we were the first to come to his place #also lots of elderly people remember us and always look forward to seeing us ^-^

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