#we got cookies i guess HAHAHA

[soshortstoryteller]

It's so funny seeing all the people who didn't read the bible and had hopes being as devastated as we the ones who read it were that day

[myredrainbow]

Lucifer vs Alastor x reader!!! Pt.1

First I just wanna say ty for 100 likes on Alastor’s post!! I’m sorry that I haven’t been posting for a bit got to watch the show!!! Now that we have it we can now celebrate!!

Now since Alastor & Lucifer were trying one up each other for Charlie’s attention, I want to make something similar for reader purposes!! So this will be a one shot of these two lovely handsome devils~!

I hope you like it!!!

( spoilers)

~ Alastor & you were great friends with each other until Charlie announced that her father was going to be at the hotel. Freaking everybody up to clean up and pretty up the place.

~ As a fellow maid you and Niffty were cleaning up a storm as the others were making cookies and putting up streamers. Alastor watching everyone as he glared at the welcome banner, “Are you alright Alastor?” You asked.

~ He grinned at you, patting your head. “ Don’t worry, my dear!” He cheered, gripping his microphone tightly a bit. You stare at him then smiled, “Ah! What beautiful smile you have today!”. He grinned, you chuckle. “Your not fully dress-“ without a smile!” You and Alastor said together, as Vaggie said “Hey! He’s nearly here, come on”.

~~~~

~“Charlie!” Lucifer smiled as he hugged Charlie, “hey dad”.

~Lucifer twirls around as Razzle and Dazzle Floyd next to him as he mumbled something at them, he stands up straight as he walks around. He walks your way as you bow your head at him, “ Welcome! Your majesty, it’s an honor to meet you”. Lucifer stares and shakes your hand, “ Oh! Aha.. um what’s your name?”.

~You give him a gentle smile as you spoke, “ Y/n sir, I’m a maid here at your daughter’s wonderful hotel!”. Seeing at the corner of your eye, Charlie smiling at you. Lucifer stares at you smiling at your sweet smile you gave him.

~ “ Oh, um.. it’s wonderful to meet you Y/n” he cooed, as Alastor  silhouette appears between you too. “ Greetings your majesty! It’s a pleasure to meet you! Quite a pleasure!” He grinned, shaking his hand kind roughly as Lucifer’s hat nearly falling off.

~ you flutter your lashes at the notice of Alastor being in between you too. “ Huh? Who are you? Are you the bellhop?” He asked starring at Charlie and back at Alastor, “I’m Alastor the radio demon”. “You must know me from my radio show” Lucifer thinks for a second as he hums.

~”Nope! I guess that’s why you call this place the as “hazbin”hotel! Hahaha!” He laughed as Charlie stares at him, You and both stare at each other in confusion. “ Hahaha! It’s was actually my idea” Alastor spoke back, “Hahaha! Well it’s not very clever!” Lucifer spits back. “Haha! Fuck you..” he growls, as you Charlie both the both of them away.

~ you snap at Alastor, “ Alastor! Please..”. Alastor sighs and fixes his bow tie, “Apologies my dear..” he smiled. Lucifer stares at the both of you, “umm.. are you two a couple?” He asked. You shake your head, “Oh no! We’re just great friends”. You smile as you heard some radio cracking sounds beside you, Lucifer grinned. He twirled around lifting your hand with his cane as he lifts his cane as he quickly gives a peck on your knuckles.

~ You gasp as Charlie mumbles, “dad?”. Y/n gasp as you take your hand back as you rubbed your knuckles against your fingers, the feeling of his lips on my mind. Alastor glares at him as Lucifer gives him a shit grin…

~~~~~

Charlie takes her father around the hotel as you hold behind them alongside Alastor, Alastor being very close to you. Alastor then stops walking as you turn around to see him starring off, “Alastor?” You mumble. “Sorry dear, do you mind handing me your hand?” You nod as you lift up your hand as he holds your hand as he caresses your hand before pecking your knuckles.

~ “ *gasps* A-Alastor?” You yelp as your heart starts to pound, his face still at your hand as looks up to see you. His eyes showing off mischievous intentions, as he spoke.

“No one is going to take what’s mine..”

TBC !!!

Yay!!! I hope you guys like this first part !!! The next part might be more fluff to spicy. Sorry that this is short but I’ll make the next part longer!!! I’m excited for this one shot- AAAAAA.. honestly I can’t even with Alastor and Lucifer. I love them both <3

~Myredrainbow

( ps. I hope you guys like the screenshots I have of my favorite parts XD Alastor tho- 👀 and Lucifer has them lashes (eyelashes) ^^

[satureja13]

'Winterfest in Space' starts -> here

They looked so sweetly at each other when I logged in! Ah it's the first Winterfest they are all kind of happy in their relationships and this makes this Winterfest so special to me 🎄💞✨

But soon we had an emergency! Lenny's friend broke down again!

Jack and Jeb heard him meowling in the engine room and ran over.

Lenny was in shock. After all he'd been through rescuing and finding his friend! But Jack and Jeb told him not to worry and got it working again almost immediately, just like last time.

So they could boldly go again where no cat with it's vacuum bot had gone before!

Then the Boys warily popped their holiday crackers...

Excitement hardly kept in its limits hahaha

I guess they will skip that custom next year ^^'

'But the last time I played Father Christmas I stood outside a department store A gang of kids came over and mugged me And knocked my reindeer to the floor

They said Father Christmas, give us some money Don't mess around with those silly toys We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over We want your bread so don't make us annoyed Give all the toys to the little rich boys'

The Kinks - Father Christmas

It's late. They turned down the lights and cuddled by the fire. With some hot cocoa and cookies 🍪☕🔥

They'd shared no presents this Winterfest since they're broke, as always. Keeping their money together to buy supplies and fuel for their search for the meteorites and Tiny Can.

But the best present for them is being with their loved one(s) anyway.

From the Beginning 🔱 Underwater Love 🔱 Latest

Current Chapter 'Goats in Space': starts ▶️ here Last Chapter: 'Piglets in Space' from the beginning ▶️ here

📚 Previous Chapters: Chapters: 1-6 ~ 7-12 ~ 13-16 ~ 23-29

Outtakes:

Little Gardening Bot was shocked and in sad disbelief. As if he'd noticed for the first time that the meteorites were gone 🌠 (Even though he witnessed them vanishing in the transporter chamber himself...) He hovered in front of the container for quite a while...

[lumine-no-hikari]

Dear Sephiroth: (a letter to a fictional character, because why not) #344

Ooooof. Sephiroth. It has been a very long day. It has been a very good day!! But still, it is long. I'm gonna do my best to write today's letter, but admittedly, I'm already struggling to keep my eyes open.

Well. Let's start at the beginning. I went to work for 5 hours, and it was good!! I was kept very busy doing all sorts of things, like helping customers, putting cookies on trays, putting pies into containers, putting labels on containers, putting things out on display, and so many more things. I was so busy today that I definitely did not have any time to snag any pictures for you (which was really sad!), but!!! J came over to visit and to get some bread, and he got a couple pictures of what I do that maybe you'll like!

Here's one of the best examples I've seen in a long time of the fact that I tend to unsettle people by holding my body weirdly:

I definitely look like some kind of weird goblin in this one, haha! Man, being dyspraxic and awkward sure is wild, hahaha!

Oh! And in case you wondered – those cookies on those racks in the background were arranged by me! All in all, I prepared 29 trays of cookies today! I was supposed to prepare 31, but I ran out of sugar cookies and had to make two less than what was called for. Oh well.

Interestingly enough, the manager of the whole store was, once again, helping out in my department, since Thanksgiving demands just... so much bread, oh my goodness! And he saw J taking pictures of me, but he didn't know that J was my husband! So I guess he thought that J was being a creep towards me, and his protective instincts kicked in, and I guess he was maybe two seconds away from demanding that J leave the store, or else decking him directly in his face, until Tr, one of my bosses, reassured him that J was my husband!

...The notion that the store manager cared enough to want to protect me was... really nice, actually. And J was grateful for his sentiments, too. I really do work with some very amazing and caring people. I feel astoundingly lucky!

Also... I'm pleased to tell you that all those who ate the brownies I made came up to me to tell me how amazing they were! They were the pumpkin brownies that I made with you in mind, and so... their reactions make me wish even more that I could just pop over to where you are and give you a container full of them, haha...

...Goodness, but you have no idea what I'd give up just to be able to do that... You have no idea...

When I got home, I had every intention to eat, and then either do some leisure writing or take a nap. But a lot of the folks from the friend-making app wanted to talk to me (this will never not be weird!), and... I ended up prioritizing them instead of myself.

...Sigh... my bad. I am genuinely interested in speaking to them, which definitely does not help me to prioritize myself. Sheesh.

Still, I made a tea! I even took a video of it! The captions aren't ready yet because I didn't have time to do them, but... you can see it here. Though I'll warn you, this might not be my best handiwork...

J had an outing planned with one of the folks from that “Speed Friending” event, too. So we went and did that, and it was good! The place was about an hour's drive from our house. It had an amazing menu! Here were some of the things:

I was very hungry and my body was somewhat sore from being physically active for much of the day, so I got the lobster bites and the ribeye! If you've been reading my letters up until this point, then I'm sure you already know that I asked them to only just barely cook the ribeye, hahaha! I got some yummy pictures...

...And yes, they absolutely did oblige my request to leave it mostly raw:

...This was one of the most beautiful steaks I've ever had the pleasure of eating. It was perfect.

Are you ready for this? Because I was amazed by this. And it was wholly unexpected:

...The spinach tasted even better than the steak. And I have no idea how that can be. It was buttery and garlicky and just a little bit salty, and... oh my goodness. I want more of it, and I'm very sad that this place is an hour away, hahaha!

The person we were with was very jolly and is amazing at keeping a conversation going! I had a lot of fun listening to him and J talk about various things! I liked that he didn't seem to mind that I was more inclined towards listening than speaking. And I really liked that when I did speak, he listened and responded with experiences of his own to show that he understands what it was that I said.

We will get together sometime soon – hopefully at Eggcellent! I am eager!

...Sephiroth. I wish you could have some of these aspects of my life. I wish that for all the best parts of it, I could just plop you where I am so you can have it. I absolutely would not mind trading places with you for just long enough to let you experience the good and delightful things.

…

...Sephiroth.... I'm falling asleep. I want to write more to you. I want to speak more gentle and loving things at you. I want to show you more of what it is to have a relatively normal life, and I want to prove to you that it's something you can achieve. Because you can. You totally can. And... you could probably pull it off even better than I can.

...But. If I keep writing, I'm going to ramble, because I'm having trouble just with making sure my train of thought doesn't run away. So I guess I'm gonna go to bed now.

Hey. I love you a whole lot. And... I hope you're keeping yourself safe over at where you are. Please... please don't do things that will lead to you disappearing, okay? Please rise up into truly living. We miss you.

I'll write again tomorrow.

Your friend, Lumine

[fizzingwizard]

Three: the one about the other friends

Too-ticky is the perfect neutral-tone master of understatement. Her part is small but memorable.

Snorkmaiden is done dirty tbh. Not only is she hardly in the game, her one role is to be sad about her missing anklet. She doesn't even mention Moomintroll is missing, and she isn't given an invite to the play either! Bizarre.

Snork has more to do. I honestly kinda felt like I was cheating by blocking his stick in the race. On the other hand... he kinda did make a "my johnson is bigger than yours" joke sooooo... *ahem* And gotta add Snufkin talking smack about Little My when she's not there to smack back haha

THIS GHOST WAS THE BEST THING EVER. Def my surprise VIP of the game hahaha. He's adorable, and he gives me an excuse to torture the police officers x'D At first I thought the willing victims were gonna be Snufkin's friends and I was like ???? TBH I was worried all the park mazes would get repetitive and dull, but because they changed up how you play every time, it didn't. And sneaking up on police to lead them to the ghost was my faaaaaavorite of all

Moominpappa and mamma don't have a big role either. But Pappa at least is involved by losing his manuscript, and organizing the play. Moominmamma is involved by worrying about Moomintroll, offering to bake cookies, and coddling her husband xP

Muskrat is... relatable, ngl

Back to what I said earlier about Snufkin's theme of learning to rely on others. Snufkin never says anything like "Moominvalley only needs me." And this reprimand is just rather rich coming from the muskrat. But I guess there is a message there, as with Little My, that what people say isn't always how they really feel, and actions speak louder than words. Basically - Muskrat and Little My are both tsunderes lmao. And these tsunderes are bothered by true loners. It's fine to insult people if you secretly really like them, but for heaven's sake don't be a loner! /sarcasm

Sniff: "SaVE mE SnUFKiN DO soMETHinG SNuFKIN YOU SEem lONelY SnUFkin"

Sniff's character design is adorable though. Super super super cute

the "lonely" thing wouldn't bother me if I just got where tf it's coming from. Of course Snufkin's lonely, his best friend is missing?? Of course he's not relying on his friends, all they do is ask him to help them and then berate him for not being more of a people person bahaha. Ehhh. As a theme it's fine, but it feels more like sprinkles on the cake than the cake's actual flavor if you get what I mean.

Also really appreciate that Cedric has this to say every time he "talks"

The Woodies are fantastic and I love how they proliferate. Really I was running for my life trying to shake them off. And what could be more fun than trapping a horde of children behind a rock... only to realize two seconds later that actually you need their help... and then immediately running away from them again what message about learning to appreciate others more Snufkin what what??

And special runners up: Edward the Booble was all kinds of awesome. And I just wish we got more of Ninny! I think she should have had a more substantial sidequest that ended with her becoming visible. Maybe there is and I missed that one too lol

[lostusagis]

@jiraipink asked:

mistletoe (Hey, Kamuiiiiiiii~ ;) Pucker up, Namida LMAO)

send "mistletoe" for our muses to get caught under mistletoe!!

Kamui was really, really happy. Having Namida all to himself today. His ahoge matched the hearts practically floating over him with how overjoyed he was. She always managed to get out that side of him. Holding hands while on their way to a bakery to get Christmas cookies that were said to be really delicious! He wanted to get a couple boxes, although he wouldn't mind making his own Christmas cookies with his best friend.

Although, on the way he witnessed a couple stepping under what seemed like an oddly shaped Christmas ornament.

''Oh look, a mistletoe!'' One woman said, which made the woman with her grin happily.

''Guess we should kiss then?'' That's when the two kissed each other. Kamui wasn't aware that was something done on Christmas. Also, he really didn't like seeing others kiss, only enjoying thinking about him and Namida kissing. When he was younger though, he never saw an ornament like that during the Holidays, or maybe he didn't notice? He often had a one track mind.

He saw another couple kissing under the mistletoe as well, and at that point he really wanted to join in on this tradition. ''Hey Namida, could we.....'' Kamui kind of drags her given his excitement, towards one of the mistletoes. She probably already realized her fate at that point. Kamui chuckles teasingly, ''I never knew about mistletoes, but honestly I'd happily follow this tradition if I can kiss you. ♡''

He leans in, and gently pressed his lips against her gloss covered ones. Lingering as he'd let his hands rest on her hips. Eyes closed for those few moments as he enjoyed the feeling of her soft lips before pulling away. Kamui couldn't help grinning after, although that didn't end there. Anytime a mistletoe was nearby he was quick to pull her under one and kiss her again, and again.

''Oh hey, there's one here too! ♡'' Kamui smirked just a bit devilishly when they got to the bakery, kissing her again under the mistletoe. Afterwards then he focused on picking out the Christmas cookies, but he'd hear an embarrassed noise and looked over to see a small, blonde human girl blushing and looking up at him and that's when he saw he was under another mistletoe.

Disgust showed on his face, as if she was the worst scum in the universe before quickly going back to Namida's side to kiss her. ''Sorry, you're just so beautiful it's hard to resist kissing you every time I see a mistletoe hahaha. ♡''

As if he'd even think about kissing anyone else. It never once crossed his mind and never will. Namida was the only one. The only one he'd ever touch, kiss, hug.... no one will ever interfere with that for him.

Kamui bought a bunch of boxes of cookies and went back to her apartment. He'd set them down on the table and let out a relieved breath, ''Can't wait to eat these with you and Kagura but... more importantly!''

He walks up to her looking smug, which was dangerous. ''Look what I stole from outside. ~♫'' Kamui takes out a mistletoe from his pocket, holding it over both him and her.

''This means I can kiss you over and over, right? So.....'' He pulled her towards him, ''Let's start. ♡''

[the-himawari]

A3! Promotion Event Translation - Haunted Western-style House (6/9)

*Please read disclaimer on blog; default name set as Izumi

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Kazunari: Holy moly. The opening line to get in stretches forever!

Tsumugi: Look, Masumi-kun. There are a lot of couples.

Masumi: You’re right… there’s no mistake about it. This is a date spot.

Izumi: Great work, everyone.

Masumi: You’ve worked hard too, Director.

Izumi: As it was explained to me, the guides outside just have to maintain the lines and usher the visitors inside the mansion on time.

Juza: Got it.

Izumi: For the guides inside the mansion, once the visitors are inside, they’ll split into two groups and each group will be lead halfway through each route.

Mausmi: No problem.

Izumi: Alright then. Good luck, everyone!

Troupe members: Yeah!

Kazunari: Massu and I are starting off in the mansion, so let’s get moving~!

Masumi: Let’s go. Alright. I’ll be off, Director.

Izumi: Yep, take care. We’ll be counting on you two as the guides inside the mansion this morning!

Masumi: Leave it to me.

Kazunari: I’ll guide everyone perfectly, just like the mansion’s owner!

-pause-

Announcement: We apologize for keeping you waiting… We are now open…

Izumi: (It started…!)

Juza: Welcome to the Horror House. Please form two lines.

Visitor A: Wow, that’s awesome! Even the staff members fit the theme!

Visitor B: All their outfits are different. I wonder if they match the setting of this Horror House?

Tsuzuru: Please wait here for a moment until we invite you inside.

Izumi: (Their calm tone of voice and slow manner of speaking…) (It must be due to their costumes. Their roundabout way of speaking sounds typical of a horror house. Or rather, they speak like they’re acting out the roles of their costumes.)

Kumon: Thank you for your patience. We will guide all the visitors up to here into the mansion.

Tsumugi: The owner of the mansion is very much looking forward to meeting you… now then, please come inside…

-pause-

Tsumugi: I will be excusing myself now. I hope all of you return safely.

-pause-

Kazunari: Welcome to my humble mansion. My, my. It appears my friends are welcoming you as well.

Visitor D: Woah, it’s a ghost!

Visitor A: Eek, for real!

Visitor B: It’s see-through. Is it real…?

Masumi: (This is a ghost…? I didn’t think we’d get to see one so fast.)

Visitor C: Look closer. Isn’t it a projection?

Visitor D: Ah, you don’t say. I guess it’s a projection.

Kazunari: Hahaha. Now, now. I, this home’s owner, shall guide this group of guests from here. Let us head to the second floor…

Masumi: …I, the chief butler, shall guide the remaining guests. This building has a somewhat complex structure. Please follow behind me as to not get separated.

-pause-

Masumi: I will be leading you up to here. Please proceed from here on your own… …Once again, do be careful.

Visitor A: S-scary.

Visitor B: The chief butler’s expression sent a shiver down my spine.

Masumi: …

-pause-

Tsumugi: Great work, Masumi-kun. Is your break over?

Masumi: I’m done. Are you and Tsuzuru still guiding everyone outside?

Tsuzuru: Yeah. Juza just went for his break a moment ago. We’ll be taking care of this area until it’s our break time.

Masumi: I see.

Minato: *Sigh*. Kaname-chan, your hair and outfit both look so cute today… Could it be? Did you dress up for me?

Kaname: Huh? Not particularly…

Minato: I’m so happy. Ah, that reminds me. You made cookies for school the other day, right? I’d love for you to make some for me next time.

Kaname: Even though I’m not that good at baking?

Minato: I’d like to eat anything you make.

Kaname: R-really? If I feel like it then…

Tsuzuru: Is it just me or does that student… kind of sound like Masumi in the past?

Tsumugi: Ahaha… I suppose you can say they’re similar.

Masumi: Ha? We’re not alike at all.

-pause-

Tsumugi: Please wait a little longer.

Student A: Aren’t we gonna go in next?

Student B: I’m so nervous~.

Kaname: Me too…

Minato: Hold hands with me, Kaname-chan! It won’t be as scary that way. Also, I’d like to hold your hand.

Kaname: Huh? …T-that’s a bit…

Minato: Ahh… I get it. Sorry about that.

Masumi: …

-pause-

Minato: Um, excuse me…

Tsuzuru: What’s the matter?

Minato: I’d like to buy a drink, so can I leave from here…?

Tsuzuru: Yes, go ahead. If your friends are still in line, you can come back and join them.

Minato: Thanks… *sigh*.

Masumi: …

Tsumugi: Are you worried about that boy, Masumi-kun?

Masumi: I wouldn’t say that…

Tsumugi: If you’re worried, then why don’t you try talking to him? You can leave this area to Tsuzuru-kun and I. There’s still some time before the next wave.

Masumi: …Okay. I’ll just take a quick look.

-pause-

Minato: *Sigh*…

Masumi: (He’s crouching down over there…) Hey, are you okay?

Minato: Ah, sorry… I’m not feeling unwell. Don’t worry about it.

Masumi: …Did something happen then? You were sighing earlier.

Minato: Huh? Ah, you saw that, huh… No, it’s not a big deal or anything, but…

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[seducemefanficsandheadcanons]

ooh could you write about baking treats for Valentine’s Day with Matthew? pack as much fluff in there as you can!

pls take your time, hope you have good day!!

Sure! I'll be putting it on Wattpad as well. I hope you like it<3 Matthew is one of my favorites, so I hope I did him justice.

Before the events of Seduce Me 2

I woke up, still wrapped in Matthew’s arms. I quietly groaned, not wanting to wake up yet but knowing we couldn’t sleep all day. Then it hit me. It was Valentine's day. I looked up at Matthew’s sleeping face and felt my heart tug at the sight. It would be our first Valentine's day together, and I couldn’t imagine spending it with anyone else. I shifted so that I could kiss his nose, making him stir in his sleep. “Matthew, wake up.”

He stayed still with his eyes shut, but his breathing had sped up and his arms “unconsciously” tightened around me. I giggled at his attempt to pretend to be asleep before deciding to tease him. “Aw man, I guess I’ll just have to bake all by myse-”

Matthew sat up immediately, breaking out of his attempt to stay in bed. “I”M UP! I’M UP!” He proclaimed, making me laugh harder.

Once we calmed down from our fit of laughter, I pressed my hand on his cheek and pulled him into a loving kiss. I pulled away and spoke. “Happy Valentine's day, Matthew.”

He smiled, blushing. “Happy Valentines day, _____”

We got up and ready, preparing for the long day of baking ahead of us. Baking was Matthew and I’s favorite activity together. We are constantly surprising each other and the other incubi with cakes, cookies, and other treats. 

When we made it to the kitchen, we immediately pulled out the ingredients needed and got to work. As we finished mixing the batter for the cupcakes, I looked over to Matthew and noticed the blush on his face. He froze before chuckling. “Wow, I just got Deja Vu or something, hahaha.” 

I tilted my head slightly confused until he brought up a hand to my cheek. That’s when I remembered the first time we baked together. I had made a mess and that inevitably led to a flour stain on my face. He asked for permission to wipe it off of my face, not wanting to make me uncomfortable. I laughed, feeling a wave of nostalgia. This time, Matthew didn’t ask for permission to wipe the flour stain off. I flushed as he timidly wiped my face. No matter how long me and Matthew had been together, the smallest of gestures still would make my heart skip a beat. “It’s like when we baked together for the first time, for the house party.” I said, staring into his baby blue eyes.

He nodded, the smile never leaving his face as he pulled his hand away. I gave him a quick peck in the lips before putting the cupcakes in the oven. A few minutes went by of us reminiscing before I came up with a genius idea. I smirked at the thought but quickly replaced it with a look of surprise. “Was that Simon?” I yelled, looking into the dining room. 

Matthew’s face paled before he stood in front of me, protectively. He was still quite scared of the doll, and actually threatened to tear him with a seam ripper once. His eyes searched the room frantically before turning around, seemingly relieved. That was until I poked his nose with my finger that was covered in batter. I couldn’t help the laughter which erupted as he stood with a face of pure shock and betrayal. After a few moments, Matthew started to laugh as well, saying something about getting revenge, but I was laughing too hard to notice. As I started to grip my stomach in laughter, I suddenly felt a glob of batter being swiped across my cheek. I looked up to see Matthew with a mischievous glint in his eyes, hand covered in batter. Before I knew it, we were in a war. We had planned to save the leftover batter, but instead it was being used as our weapon of choice. We stayed oblivious to the mess we made as we took turns grabbing globs of batter and throwing it at each other before we ran out. “I got the last hit, so I won!” I yelled over my laughter.

“No way! That’s not how it works!” He retorted, laughing as well. 

A few minutes went by before he stood up, helping me up as well. We stood there and I found myself lost in his eyes again. He stared back lovingly before pulling me into a kiss. I wrapped my arms around his neck before he slowly pulled away. “I love you, _____”

I smiled, knowing my face was about as red as a potato. “I love you too, Matthew.”

[welcome-to-the-flock]

Randy: "BAAAXTER ARE YOU OKAY!?!" 

Baxter: "Yeah I'm fine just a little, discombobulated is all." 

Randy: "Do you remembaa what happened when you were with him?!" 

Baxter: "Mostly some hypnosis and the dreaded shock collar." 

Randy: "Well knowin how ya acted round, him, it coulda been worse."

Brandon: "Baaxter how baad is the collar getting right now?!"

Baxter: "It seems alot worse then baafore, I think?" "Baafore the effects didn't seem to, I dunno, linger around?" "If thaat maakes anysense?"

Brandon: "Well, Hopefully you haven't fully lost your mind."

Baxter: "I'd fucking hope so too." "I don't want to wake up one day and start talking abaa how. I LoVe tO BaA a GoOd sHeEp fOr mAsTeR."

Brandon: "Hehehe yeah."

Hayley: "Well he brought us here and gave us all place to stay why wouldn't we want to obey him. Baasides I find it sweet of him whenever he calls us good sheep."

Baxter: "And I find it annoying." "I don't want my KIDNAPPER to act all buddy, buddy with me."

Patrick: "See brandon he didn't come baack as a weird zombie thing with no personality. Though with how he was talking to Randy earlier the doc seemed pissed. So I understand why ya might assume the worst."

"Baa the way, what did you do to piss him off like that?"

Baxter: "I smashed the collar."

Patrick: "Yeah he gets really pissy abaa his tech gettin ruined? Surefire way to get an appointment Baack when I was bit more of trouble maker I kept baaraking the thermostat so he'd give me more of the mind control drugs."

Baxter: "Hahaha you fucking didn't."

Hayley: "Sadly he did." 

Patrick: "Yeah, I had some really, ummm creative, ways of getting attention baaack when was still new here."

Hayley: "So Baaxter now thaat your baack, would you mind attending a picnic with the rest of the flock?" 

Baxter: "Well thaat sounds a hell of a lot more fun then staaying thaat god daamn medical room for another daay."

I ate some delicious fruit salad and some lemonade.

Baxter: "This is delicious who made it!!" 

Randy: "We all did!" 

Brandon: "Don't, don't be so humble Randy you and Hayley did most of the work, I sorta just listened to you two."

Hayley: "Thaat doesn't mean you didn't help sweetie pie, Just baacause you weren't doing all the work didn't mean you weren't important to helping prepare baarandon."

She turned to me.

"I was plaaning on you helping us out, Baa I suppose thaat this means the dishes get to be a fun surprise for you."

Baxter: "Thanks! I guess!"

I looked over to the cookies, my eyes widening with excitement.

"Ohhh, Are those cookies homeade?!" 

Hayley: "They sure are!!"

There was chocolate cookies, oatmeal raisin cookies, and peanut butter cookies, I took the chocolate ones. They were delicious and golden brown, Though probably not something a sheep could eat.

Baxter: "So we can eat chocolate, and drink coffee which actual sheep definately can't eat, So caan we eat meat?"

Randy: "Well when it comes to the chocolate and coffee, pops said that it ain't lethal to any us, since we are way bigger then feral sheep. Though I'm not gonna pretend to know why we don't eat meat baacause I never asked him."

Baxter: "Whos your dad? Your the oldest sheep I've seen here. Did you have leave him behind after coming here?!"

Randy: "Well ya see... I don't Technically got any real parents..."

Randy: "Technically the closest thing I have to a dad is, Doctor hardwick."

Baxter: "THE MAD SCIENTIST IS YOUR DAD!?!" Randy: "Well Kinda, I was sorta made by him??" "Unlike the rest of y'all I was born like this." "So you were never really a human?"

Randy: "No I was always like this."

Baxter: "What were the rest of you guys doing baafore this? Were the rest of you ever human baafore?"

Hayley: "Well I came here baacause I always was fond of animals, And since I had a knack for crocheting I thought coming here would be nice. Course thats baack when I thought that this was just a normaal faarm."

Baxter: "So he tricked you too?" 

Hayley: "Well I was mildly mislead. and I was... I was some what apprehensive at first..."

"Baaa I eventually baacame the loyal assistant I am today." 

Baxter: "..."

Hayley: "Its not like I haave no real reason to stay here. Though since I was an especially baa, big trouble maker I had to be given some, extra effort in convincing."

"I enjoyed my time with the flock, I loved working on the farm, I loved spending time with Randy, and generally I enjoyed my time at the farm enough to decide to spend the rest of my life here."

"Baafore joining the flock this I was hopping between restaurant jobs and charity work."

Brandon: "Well, I knew it had some weird medical experiments were going at the time, baa, but."

"I loved the science behind it and I always admired the technical process of his work. I loved the thrill of gaining a new form. I loved the other sheep."

"baa, but... But I didn't know he would be this sketchy, or thaat he would be this manipulative. I guess was too blinded by the excitement to see what I got myself into."

"When I was still human I was working at a library and programming games as a hobby."

Baxter: "Wait you know how to code?" 

Brandon: "Yeah I've been interested in computers for as long as I can remembaa." 

Hayley: "Maybaa if you stay here he caan teach you."

Brandon: "Well I wouldn't mind teaching you, baa I, but I also wouldn't need you living with us too do thaat."

Baxter: "Thanks I'd appreciate thaat."

Patrick: "I was technically homeless baafore joining the flock." 

Baxter: "Wait really?"

Patrick: "Yeah, I still had enough money to be hotel hopping baa, but still."

"Baacause of this I was desperate for some quick money at the time, since I didn't haave a consistent place to stay and was hopping baatween hotels for a while."

"I needed cash and a place to stay, and didn't mind what type of experiments I'd haave to go through to get those."

"Once I realized the food and housing were virtually free I decided to stay around for the long haul."

"After a while I baacame comfortable living with the other sheep, Tbh this place felt more like a home then my old one ever did."

[olliespapaya]

So much happen for this two semester. I got my tc for two classes for this sem. Nothing much happen for the first semester because I developed a crush on one of my classmate but we fell out at the beginning of second semester.

To cope with that heartbreak, I began developing attachments to my tc (the same one I've been talking about on and off here). I guess we began to get closer as a student and lecturer. Nothing unprofessional.

He actually did hybrid class this semester where he allowed students to choose whether to attend face to face or online. Since I got morning class before his afternoon class, I usually attend face to face since I often finish having lunch/breakfast (😭🤣) before his class in the campus anyway.

I noticed that if I sat in front of the class, he began to talk a lot about other things unrelated to the subject he is teaching. He even spilled tea and gossiped.

He is also pretty comfortable with starting a conversation with me too. Hahaha but the funny thing is he actually misremembered my name throughout the semester. And I was too shy to correct him.

I only manage to correct him with my friends help. My friend is a teacher pet and is trying hard to get his favour as far as to visit his office to give him cookies. I was only tagging along and spent time outside waiting for her to come out. But then my tc invited me to go in too. There he was finally informed by my friend that my name is actually..well uh let's just use my tumblr handle ollie.

Then, for his final class for this semester which is also presentation day. I guess it's my first time wearing formal clothes and looking quite neat. But I noticed that he looked at me multiple times. I mean, our eyes met a lot. If anything happens, it's as if he was looking forward to my reactions.

That got me delulu haha. But he was still misremembering my name. Can't fault him, I'm just one of his many many students.

Then at the same week, at the weekend, our course had a dinner night which students from year are the committee who organizes it. I am one of the people in that committee. But I won't talk much about that because I have other exciting stuff to talk about. Move to part 2.

[raw-law]

My turn to be a tad bit late.. Missed me, gentlemen? I was a bit busy these past days.

Trust me, I certaintly don't mind handing out criticism if necessary in the past as well as in the future. Avoiding offense at all cost is something implemented in today's society so deeply that it really reinforces people pleaser nature and makes it so hard to find people big enough to go out of their way to understand someone else, especially someone they're not close with/they don't have to keep up harmony with. To limit out of false pride is embarrassing. However.. Being asked for it is certaintly rare. You two are something, you know? Yes.. Yes. Mhm. I understand Misa in a way, I do. The shadow of such a polite, well behaved individual must be intriguing. I must say, Light, for someone constantly performing, you're doing spectacular. Though I do admit I would like to see you slip up once in a while and reveal more of Kira, I think that'd be amusing for both me AND Ryuzaki. Keyword Ryuzaki.. keyword criticism.. Isn't it a shame, Light? Not only certain statements or your.. homoerotic poem, your entire joint blog indicates the significance of your friendship and yet your friend is new to indulging in the note of his brilliance? That doesn't sound coextensive. With analytical skills of your kind, there's no doubt you see him the way I am capable of seeing him. And others do.. No wonder he's seeking a lovely lady. Maybe you should make your friends feel a little more cherished, Light. Right, Ryuzaki? Unfortunately I can't serve with the adoration of a sweet lady, because I'm male. However as you may have noticed I'm well versed in capacity if you don't mind the masculinity.. ahem... Anyways.. Books. Words. Literature. I'm just fucking with you btw. Partly, that is. Light, those are exceptional choices. I only recently got into literature so I'm starting off with classics like Kafka, Wilde, Shakespeare etc. (though the latter is more poems which I do enjoy to read and analyze just as much) - So Light, you were quite helpful and I actually started reading Someone Who Will Love You In All Your Damaged Glory based on your recommendation because that spoke to me the most. I'm certainly liking it and I'll keep you updated. From what I have taken out of your poems, your writing style is similar to mine as well. That was a pleasant surprise. We also have the same mbti, at least based on your latest result. Anyway, Ryuzaki.. I can heavily relate. I'm an insanely fast reader and yet I'm pretty slow with reading, if that makes sense. I'm just very easily.. understimulated? I guess. English is not my native language, hahaha. So yes, scanning through word after word without being able to shift your attention comes heavy to me too. Some books and poems are absolutely worth it though. If You Give a Mouse a Cookie is an adorable choice. Not everything has to be particularly sophisticated, I feel like when you live in your head a lot (which I do, because I'm never not analyzing and observing) - it is relieving to read/watch something that isn't mentally demanding because it has zero chances of overwhelming us. I have many interests and hobbies, and when I say many I sincerely mean it, so if I used full capacity of my brain power for every single one of them I would have none left for social interaction. I do have to thank you two for the motivation to start writing poems again, btw. I will send it your way if you're interested + if it's any good.. How did you two get into poetry?

Also.. Happy belated birthday to Ryuzaki. Please keep on being your twisted, charming self. I'm also honored to know you'd let me participate in an anon debate. Maybe not a good idea though. I don't like to be careful or sensitive with my opinions and debates. Are you some kind of sadist? You couldn't possibly want that.

-🩶

L:

honestly, yes. what can i say, i like reading other people's thoughts, and it's a little hard to not notice another's absence. hopefully your busy days aren't too stressful though, and i wish you luck in whatever you have going on.

i agree about that bit of avoiding offense though. i think the world needs more people who can disagree with each other without it being seen as a personal attack. or maybe that's just my bias for debate speaking. either way i do know we could also use more of kira in the world..... (i know what you are, light..)

i don't remember ever saying i was seeking a "lovely lady"... but i do swing both ways, if that's what you're asking.

glad to know i'm not the only with that weird reading issue... understimulated probably is the best way to describe it. i can also relate to that bit about never not analyzing. that probably explains why i lean towards more casual literature. i'm glad you've been able to take up poetry again. i'd be delighted to see what you write. "any good" or not, i'd still be very interested, so long as you're comfortable sharing, of course. as for why i got interested in poetry... well.. i watched Dead Poets Society, and anybody who has seen that film should be able to put the pieces together from then on.

and thank you for the wishes, hah. but yes, i am a sadist. that is exactly what i want. you'll have a chaotic translator interpreting for you anyways. however that could either ease or augment the tensions. either way, it works for my amusement. so please do consider joining anyhow. do it "for the vine", as they say. :)

Light:

Hey, first of all I'm so sorry that I took so long to answer, this ask has been sitting in our inbox for forever. I've been really busy these past few weeks, and I wanted to save it for when I could sit down and properly think about what I wanted to say.

I suppose that the world does, like you've said, need more people who are willing to criticise and more people who are willing to accept constructive feedback without taking it to be an attack on their personal self. We've become a very...fake society, in that way, rarely giving our honest opinions on anything---this place's become so complicated to live in. It's saddening.

Anyways, on to literature. You can probably tell that I do enjoy it quite a bit, I guess. And I'm glad you're enjoying our recommendations. As I've mentioned before, English isn't my native language as well, but it is a fun language to play around with, and I'm proficient enough in it to enjoy some literature in my free time. I'm a fast reader, and so far I'm on the lookout for new books to consume, so...feel free to recommend any of your favourites or what's on your current reading list. And if you'd like, you can also share some of your writings on this blog, I'm sure we'll like it very much!

Have a good day, Silver Heart Anon. Wishing you the best for whatever you'd like to accomplish.

[paleparearchive]

The Bonds Oranges Connect

Millet's initial 4★ story (2/3) ( 1 - 2 - 3 )

Location: kitchen (morning) ; atelier (morning) | Characters: Millet, Van Gogh, Munch, Jan, Hubert, Hiroshige, Aoi/MC

Hiroshige: Mmmh… It has a harmonious balance of sourness and sweetness. Everyone, you're all very good cooks.

Jan: Yeah! Bert-nii's sweets are always so delicious! Today's sweets are also very tastyyy!~

Aoi: He always makes them for you, so he's used to it. They look so pretty, like the ones sold in shops!

Hubert: Fufu, I'm glad they were good.

Van Gogh: Mmmh! This orange jam is delicious! Millet-san, can I have some more bread?

Millet: Yes, shall I go and slice more of it?

Munch: Milley. Can I share this bread with Kojima-san and the others?

Millet: Yes, just a bit of it.

Munch: Okaaay!

Millet: Do you want some bread too, Miss Deputy?

Aoi: Thank you. Then, I'll take it.

Millet: Okay, here. And also this, if you like.

Jan: Huh? Millet-nii, what's that? Why a sweet potato? And the orange?

Millet: This is a sweet potato stewed in orange. Do you want to try it?

Jan: … Tasty! It's tasty, Millet-nii!

Millet: Is that so? Then I'm glad.

Jan: Hey, you try it too, Bert-nii! Aaaaah…

Hubert: Hm… it's true. It's sweet and sour, it's delicious.

Aoi: (Fufu, everyone is having fun…)

Millet: Is something the matter, Miss Deputy?

Aoi: No, I was glad we could all eat together like this.

Millet: You're right. I'm glad you enjoyed the oranges. It was worth taking good care of them.

… Thanks for helping me too, Miss Deputy.

Aoi: You're welcome, but… in the end, I couldn't do much. I'm sorry. I just got to be treated by everyone else as a guest. I guess I should learn to cook a little more.

Millet: But that's okay, isn't it? You're always working so hard for the museum. Leave the cooking to me, at least.

Aoi: Fufu, if you put it that way, you're also working hard as an artist to create paintings. I'm glad you're cooking for us, but please don't overdo it.

Millet: Yes, I know. I'm an artist by profession. Ah, here, eat some more.

Aoi: Yes… It's really delicious.

Millet: I'm glad.

—

Jan: Hmmm, I'm full…

Hubert: It seems quite difficult to eat this amount of food.

Hiroshige: Even if we ate it every day with all the artists in the museum, it would probably take quite a while… Won't it rot in the meantime?

Van Gogh: I'll eat oranges for every meal!

Millet: Hahaha, you don't have to force yourself to eat that much.

Van Gogh: But… It would be a waste if they got ruined.

Millet: Hmmm… that's true. What should we do?

Jan: Hmmm, we could try to eat them ourselves… But Millet-nii's oranges are so delicious, I wish more people could try them.

Millet: … Ah, then how about sharing them with the neighbors?

Hiroshige: That's a good idea. And it will keep the oranges from spoiling.

Munch: The birds will be happy and I'm sure everyone else will be too!

Aoi: The birds…?

Van Gogh: I think it means that they'll be happy if you share those with them, like bread?

Aoi: Aah, I see. You were sharing bread earlier. If you want to share, I'll go with you. I'm indebted to the people of the city.

Hubert: Then it might be nice to share orange jam or cookies as well, not just fruit.

Millet: Right. Let's make small portions for easy distribution.

Jan: I'll help!

Aoi: (Looks like Millet-kun is having fun. I'm sure the people of the city would love it. But it would be nice if we could also show the people of the city how great they are as artists... I know!)

Hey guys. There's something I'd like you to take with you when we go to share–

—

Hiroshige: The distribution event the other day was a huge success and everyone in town enjoyed it.

Hubert: Yes, it's nice to see them so happy. It's worth making it…

Millet: We still have oranges, so it would be nice to make something else to share.

Hubert: Then I'd like to include different sweets than the other day.

Millet: Yes, that would be good–

Van Gogh: Everyone, it's an emergency!

Aoi: V-Van Gogh-kun…?

[lumine-no-hikari]

Dear Sephiroth: (a letter to a fictional character, because why not) #194

I did A WHOLE LOT OF STUFF today. And I wish I could tell you all about it all at the same time simultaneously, but I don't live in a space where that's possible, so I guess I'll have to settle for starting at the beginning.

Actually, no. I'm going to start at the end. And then I'm going to move to the beginning! Here's a doodle I made today!

Please go easy on me; it's been a number of years since last I doodled with multiple media (or at all, really, with any kind of seriousness), and Sharpie isn't exactly the most forgiving medium...

Anyway! Back to the beginning! I cooked a food!!! This is broccoli, pan-fried in butter, with garlic powder, parmesan cheese, and the leftover goat cheese from that time when I made mashed taters when R visited my house!

...And here are a couple of the steak I cooked. Br was visiting, and she said she always wanted to try a tomahawk steak, so I got one and tried to figure out how to cook it!

This was super simple, actually. All you gotta do is stick it on some parchment paper on a cookie sheet, and stick it in the oven at 225 degrees F (or like 107 degrees C) for 30 minutes, take it out, flip it, and then stick it back in for another 30 minutes. Once that's done, you season it however you like on both sides (in this case, my classic mix of salt, pepper, paprika, and garlic powder), and then sear it on a griddle. Sometime while I was cooking, J went out to play laser tag. M wasn't hungry.

I also made bok choy, pan-fried in a little butter and chopped garlic:

You gotta be careful with bok choy; if you cook it for too long, it becomes terribly, horribly bitter.

But! I didn't cook it for too long! And so this is the plate of awesome deliciousness that resulted from all of this:

It all turned out really excellently. Br went back for a second helping of everything! I wish I could have given you a plate of this.

Br boiled water for tea for us, too. I got a new kind of vanilla rose tea that I think might be suitable to include along with your necklace. I got two tins so that I could test one and ensure that it is the same as the one that I am familiar with. It's the same brand, and they say it's the same flavor, it's just that this one comes in a nice tin instead of in a paper box.

The flavors are a little bit different. At first, I was displeased because I didn't expect that. But on further evaluation, I decided that I think I like the new one a little better. But I have to test them side-by-side to know for sure which one, if either, is superior.

Once Br and I were done eating, she suggested that we play a game in which we take turns doodling on a sketchbook page. Br is an amazing artist, and I haven't doodled with any kind of seriousness in a while, so when I was presented with the blank page, I felt pretty daunted. And especially when she reassured me that I could doodle whatever I like, my mind flooded with so many options that I got overwhelmed and didn't know what to pick.

So after a while, I thought, "Well I'm good at doodling eyeballs." Because Br had noted that my facial expression was very interesting as I tried contemplating things during my feelings of overwhelm. J keeps telling me that my eyes get like saucers sometimes, so I imagined that that's what I was doing (my face does things without my knowledge or consent, I guess...). So I decided to draw an eyeball, and before I knew it... well...

Whoops. Hahaha...

This one is done in a combination of mechanical pencil and Sharpie marker; I have a collection of different Sharpie colors because... I don't know why. They're pretty, I guess. I pulled out all the blues and also my metallic silver for it.

Here's a bigger picture of the doodle:

I doodled the eye first. And then I doodled the feather. Br doodled the abstract flowery squiggle in between; isn't it cool???

Here's a close-up of the feather. It's not the best-est, probably. I still kinda like it though:

Br got tired though, so we both decided to take a short nap. I had several very interesting dreams, and when I woke, I felt compelled to draw what I saw. But I am not going to show those images.

Instead, I will show you a couple pictures of the sky I took right before I took a nap with Br:

I'll also show you what I did with the eye doodle after I discovered that Br had brought her Nupastels:

Oh hey! We're back at the beginning of the letter! Hahahaha...

Hey, Sephiroth? Have you ever tried to doodle? If you have, what sorts of things do you like to draw? I tend to like doodling organic things, but some people like to doodle buildings, and some like to do abstract shapes, and others like to do geometric things, or landscapes, or any number of things. So... what would you draw? What sorts of things do you imagine?

Once J got back, he, Br, and I watched the Steven Universe movie, because Br had just gotten through the original animated series, and so the movie is up next. J and I have already seen it. I hope someday you'll get to see it; I think you'd find Spinel extremely relatable for a variety of reasons.

...Please try to get an ending like hers, okay?

You can find people who will treat you better. Not everyone is like the people who raised you. You can find some of those people who will treat you better, people who want you around, right here at my house. Pop by for a visit if you're ever in the neighborhood, okay? We can make you tasty snacks.

...I guess I'll end this one here. It's getting pretty late, and I wanna go to bed.

I love you. Please stay safe out there, okay? Because I'm gonna write again tomorrow, and you wouldn't wanna miss out on all my weird, delightful shenanigans, right? All the weird, delightful shenanigans that comes with living my version of an ordinary life. All the weird, delightful shenanigans that you can have, too, if you make choices that bring you there.

Your friend, Lumine

[fox-daddy]

Incorrect quotes now with my MC's because nobody can stop me.

TW: swearing, mild nsfw jokes

Hunter: You know Julian, because of pregnant people the average number of skeletons inside a person is never one

Julian: what the f-

valdemar: no, let them speak

~~~

Asra: your future self is watching you through your memor-

Julian: not if I drink enough alcohol. Take that you prying creep!

~~~

Asra: for some reason people are scared of staring into the vast depths of the ocean that is actually only a few miles deep. Yet find comfort staring into the endless abyss that is the sky above us

Kyle: that's because gravity doesn't drag you into the abyss

The Magician: not yet :)

Kyle: And what the fuck does that mean?

~~~

Bluebell: someone has drunk more alcohol than anyone else in the world and they don't even know it.

Lucio: of course I know him, he's me

~~~

Asra: what is C for?

Hunter dressed up as cookie monster: C4 is a fucking explosive

Asra: No, what is, C, for?

Hunter:... C is for Cock

Asra: what's your costume?

Hunter: cookie monster

~~~

Hunter holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me- tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit!

Mushroom: can you feel your heat burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. You cannot kill me in a way that matters

Hunter cocks gun tears streaming down their face: I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Julian: hey, Hunter, what the fuck does this mean?

Hunter: decay exists as an extant form of life

Julian: That's a- that's a terrifying answer, have a nice day

~~~

Hunter: I love cheating, if you don't cheat what the hell is wrong with you?

Nadia: have you ever been cheated on?

Hunter: Oh shit, I forgot some people are in relationships. To clarify I love to violate academic integrity on exams

~~~

Bluebell: top hats imply the existence of a bottom hat

Kyle: cat ears

Hunter: why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

~~~

Kyle: how to start discourse. 'insert favorite person' is a 'insert favorite Hogwarts house'

Hunter: Julian is a power-bottom and not enough people talk about it

Kyle: I don't think that sentence starts discourse so much as ends any conversation before it even starts

~~~

Hunter: nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

Bluebell: Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time

Kyle: you might think your safe, but horses are omnivores

~~~

Hunter: standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay

Julian: you need to eat some salt is what that means

~~~

Hunter: the cis are all like 'but won't children be confused' but every interaction I've ever had with a child who didn't know what to call me has gone verbatim like this

"why are you wearing a dress"

"because I can"

"Okay. Do you like animals?"

Bluebell: kids are very busy and have got much more important things to think about, such as their favorite animals

~~~

Hunter: okay, brain, don't freak out, but we've come across a minor inconvenience

Hunter's brain already dousing itself in gasoline: that's unfortunate

~~~

Kyle with ADHD, ASD and mild dyspraxia/Dislexia: I'll stop making jokes about mental illness, when mental illness stops making a joke out of me *laugh slowly turns into pained chuckle*

~~~

Kyle: isn't it crazy how depending on your mental state you can either spill a glass of water and be like 'HAHAHA OOPS CLUMBSY ME' or spill a glass or water and be like 'MY LIFE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE, I DESTORY EVERYTHING I TOUCH, NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE ME AND MY WET FUCKING FLOOR'

~~~

Kyle: It's Halloween let's do something REALLY SCARY

Hunter: we could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts

~~~

Kyle when trying to force themselves to learn something they have no care about nor interest in;

~~~

Hunter: why do I feel terrible?

hunter's body: coffee is not a meal, eat a vegetable, sleep, PLEASE!!!

Hunter: guess I'll never know

Hunter's body screaming internally: Oh my god!!!

~~~

Kyle: checking the clock before starting something*

Kyle's ADHD: well it's 9:14 which might as well be 9:30 and that's basically 10 which is almost 11 and I have to be in bed by 11 so I don't have time to start anything

~~~

Kyle: everyone is so much taller than me, I get to be picked up so often, just whenever I want! I just have to ask and it's GREAT! Now if only I could actually see where I was going through this stupid crowd.

Portia: I will make them pay for the way I was treated. The streets will run red with the blood of those who mocked me. All shall perish before the rage of the opressed. My vengeance draws near-

[purplesurveys]

1955

What was the filling in the last doughnut you ate? Cookie butter.

Do you remember what you had for dinner on Saturday evening? We had like three types of instant noodles + siomai haha. Backstory, we spent the weekend in Bulacan for a quick vacation and the long and short of it is that we greatly underestimated the Airbnb owner's warning to bring food as the place is a bit isolated. They weren't lying and we quickly found out the house was in the middle of nowhere + the town it's in is SUPER provincial so even if we headed out there were no nearby convenience stores or restaurants...fortunately my dad packed noodles as emergency + we had siomai we bought at a stopover so we were able to eat a little bit for dinner hahaha.

When was the last time you bought a new pair of shoes? What kind/colour? I got a pair of brown sandals for one of my uncles as a Christmas gift.

Do you own any items of clothing that you've never worn? I don't think so.

When you shop for new clothes, do you ask anyone else for an opinion? Yeah, for the most part. I usually ask either my mom or my sister.

What was the last thing that you considered buying, but chose not to? I was deliberating if I should get a cousin of mine a pair of workout bra and shorts but like lmaoooo I've spent so much for Christmas gifts already that at that point it felt like a Big Decision I needed to make. I've wiped out my 13th AND 14th month bonuses and I still have like 15 people to go, so I had to just contend with getting her just the sports bra.

Who was the last person you were required to buy a gift for? Well I usually buy gifts out of my own will, but the last time it was *required* was for my workplace's Secret Santa. I picked Cris.

^And what did you choose? I got him a belt bag from Uniqlo. He never shared his wishlist so I was walking in blind, but he seems like such a busy person, always on the go so I got him that bag so he can store his stuff easily.

Have you ever accidentally bought someone a gift that they already had? I guess. One of my aunts listed just one thing on her wishlist this year so like 5 people in the family got her the same thing – including me HAHAHA. Put more stuff on your wishlist if you don't wanna get the exact same thing 5 times!!!

Can you recall the last time you bought flowers for someone? What kind? I got my mom and grandma flowers for Mother's Day.

And when was the last time someone sent flowers to you? What kind? My best friend always gives me a bouquet for my birthday.

Are you a keen reader? If so, what books are you planning to read soon? I used to read a lot...I was known in school as the quiet bookworm as I'd smuggle novels all the time (we weren't allowed to bring them). Life happened and things got busy, I dropped the habit and in the last decade or so I've only been reading very occasionally. These days I like to read memoirs and books on history.

How many books do you think you own? Just take a rough guess. Not including the ones I read as a kid, which I've kept over the years, less than 20.

Are there any books that you own more than one copy of? Yeah I've got like three copies of Twilight which I've all received as gifts over the years haha.

Lipstick, lip gloss, or neither? Gloss.

What brand of mascara do you use, if any? I don't use it.

What was the last minor disappointment that you experienced? Realizing that I missed picking out a Christmas gift for one of my aunts today (I went to the mall precisely so that I could buy gifts for everyone on that side of the family)...we're already bound to visit those relatives on the 25th so that means I need to head out tomorrow to buy her present :((

Do you have loyalty cards for any of your favourite stores? Which one(s)? I have a couple of loyalty cards but none of them are my favorites.

What scent does your hand sanitizing gel have? Just a wee bit like alcohol.

What does your favourite mask look like, if you have a favourite? I don't have one.

Do you remember what you had for lunch last Sunday? We had late lunch at Pizza Hut. I also tried misugaru for the first time - I've been craving it ever since seeing IU and Yoongi drink it on Suchwita, lol - I wouldn't say I disliked it but it's definitely an acquired taste.

Is there a bottle anywhere close to you? What does it contain? No.

As a child, what was a trait or habit you had that annoyed your parents? Being suuuuper messy with my school bag.

What was the last TV series that you watched for the first time? House.

^And what did you think of it? I actually enjoyed it and plan to continue it.

Tell me about something you did within the last week, that brought you joy. I started rewatching Bon Voyage :) I picked the third season, when they went to Malta, since I realized I never finished it on my initial watch. Previously, I dropped off during the episode where Yoongi had to go back to Korea cos I got bummed out that they were incomplete for most of S3...but yeah I wanna finish it once and for all since I love BV as a series anyway.

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The last time you ate leftovers, what was it that you were eating? Pasta bake, it's the only thing I have leftovers of, cos it tastes just as good the next day.

What is your favorite board that you’ve made on Pinterest? -

Do you get on Facebook or Instagram more? I don't use Insta, so FB.

What was the last thing you ate or drank that was blue raspberry-flavored? Some lolly most likely, prob from the USA xD

What is one annoying thing your computer does? It gets super hot when I play games, but that can't be helped I guess.

What was the last song you listened to? The Verve - Bitter Sweet Symphony

Have you discovered any new hobbies in the past couple months? No. I have enough hobbies as it is xD

What’s the wildest animal you’ve ever come in contact with? I stroked a lion cub once at a safari park lol. Very cute.

Do you trust your doctor? I don't have a regular doctor cos I barely go there.

Do you ever question if your mother loves you? Never, I know she does! <3

Do you ever feel scared or unsafe around your dad? NEVER.

What is your favorite type of Lunchables? Never had one.

Do you have someone you feel completely safe around? Yes.

What church do you go to? I'm atheist.

Are any of your siblings’ friends like family to you? -

Do you have any friends who you exchange memes with? Haha yeah. Esp my wrestling friends.

What was the last photo you took? Good question! *unlocks her phone to look* It was a selfie from when I got my hair dyed LOL.

Are you in any Discord servers? How often do you use them? Oh god I'm a member of dozens but the main ones I post in are my wrestling friends Discord and the last.fm Discord. I post on the lfm one so often I'm it's #24 overall poster LOL. And the wrestling one I've been a member since day 1 and I'm a mod.

Have you ever had to see an emergency vet after hours? Yes, and unfortunately it turned out horrible.

When was the last time you sat under a blanket on a couch? Hmm, dunno.

Can you bite into ice cream or are your teeth too sensitive? I can, but it's still not too pleasant.

Do you like snowy winter days or do you prefer rainy days? It doesn't snow where I live, and rain sucks so neither.

Do you know anyone who doesn’t have a middle name? Yep.

What was the last thing you complained about? I've been sick for the last few days, so it was definitely about how shitty I'm feeling lol.

What celebrity irritates you the most? Most of them xD But especially the Kardashians, Meghan Markle, Taylor Swift (her music is great but I'm SO sick of hearing about her!), any of these 'influencers' who randomly get famous etc.

Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through? Not all the way, but this year my Mum and I watched to the end of the halftime show then we gave up xD

Would you like to know the exact date of your death? No.

What’s on your to-do list for today? Nothing, I'm sick and taking time off work so I'm just relaxing and trying to get over it.

Do you know anyone who’s been bitten by a snake? Probably not, but who knows.

Are you excited for Halloween? I don't celebrate it.

What makes you smile or laugh no matter what? Certain TV shows like Simpsons, Friends or Big Bang Theory.

Do you prefer strawberries or cherries? Strawberries! Cherries are gross, my least fave fruit.

Biggest insecurity? My stomach.

Have you ever had braces? No.

Do you feel awkward using public transportation? Good lord no lol, I take it constantly xD

Describe your mom with one word. Hilarious.

Would you rather bake a cake or cookies? Cake.

What curse word do you use most? Fuck lol.

Were you always one of those kids who got in trouble with everyone around? No, I was a good kid.

When was the last time you took a nap? Did it relax you any? Yesterday, and not really, I was overheated due to being sick so I slept like crap.

Honestly, do you see yourself as a slut? Hahaha, I used to be xD Not anymore cos I'm in a long-term relationship but back in my late teens I was definitely slutty.

Is there a secret you’ve never told your parents? Yes.

What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever been through? Getting hit by a car and breaking several bones, including my shoulder in 5 different places.

Do you like fast food or does it disgust you? I love it, not even ashamed. My fave is KFC but I like most of them!

Who was the last person you kissed? My boyfriend.

What’s your favourite alcoholic drink? Jim Beam or Malibu.

Do you like the smell of BBQs? Oh yeah! I love smelling them in the summer, my Mum and I always wonder who's having one LOL.

Do you crash on people’s sofas often? No.

Do wasps scare you? Yes, scary little fuckers lol.

Have you ever worn flip flops in the snow? No.

Has anyone ever told you that you & your significant other could be siblings? Have they ever assumed you were siblings? God no lol. We look nothing alike xD

Have you ever heard people having sex in the next room? Probably.

Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? No.

Have you ever lost your voice? Yes.

Museum date or aquarium date? Depends on what the museum has in it.

Did you ever have an emo or scene phase? No.

Name a subject you know a lot about. Wrestling, Pokemon or geography.

Most embarrassing poster you’ve ever owned? None?

Could you see yourself having a child with the last person you kissed? No, cos I don't want kids lol.

Who is your favorite person to have random conversations with? Depends, cos I have random convos with loads of people.

Who was the last person to make you feel embarrassed or uncomfortable? Not sure.

What are you known for? Online, it's being a big Jon Moxley fan lol, at various Wrestlemanias people were recognizing me!

Which of the guys you’ve been interested in hurt you the most? Meh.

Do you know anyone who is engaged? No.

What is your relationship status on Facebook? I don't have one listed actually! LOL.

What are you listening to? Bebe Rexha - I'm Gonna Show You Crazy

What was the last thing you looked up on Google? I googled why water tastes so weird when you're sick - I usually drink loads of water but since I've been sick it's been hard to stomach it. It's apparently cos of the bacteria in your mouth and throat making it taste weird!

Ever been kissed on the leg? Haha, who knows.

Last person to hear you cry? Dunno, my Mum probably.

What do you think of the term plus-sized in modeling? Is it empowering or demeaning? It's lame, cos half the time the women aren't even plus-sized, they're regular sized.

Do you think you are ready to be on your own (have your own home, job, etc.)? Well, I have a job... but I can't afford my own house xD

Has your ex ever gone out with someone close to you? No.

Are you friends with someone who’s autistic? Probably.

Have you ever had a Bic Mac? No.

Have you ever been to a convention? (comic, YouTube, etc.) Yes, I go to the NZ version of ComicCon every year, it's called Armageddon.

What is the biggest difference between you and your best friend? She has a son! I don't want kids lol xD

Have you ever had a sexually gay experience? Yes.

Do you find any of your friends hot? Not really. I love 'em but not in that way.

Are your legs freshly shaven? No, I need to do them actually lol, but since I'm wearing pants a lot, I haven't bothered. But they get itchy so I will when I'm over being sick.

Does your best friend wear glasses? No.

Have you ever woke up crying from a bad dream? Yes.

Who knows more about you: online friends or offline? Online.

Does your family own any land? No.

Who is the oldest sibling in your family? -

Are you close to any of your aunts/uncles? I barely see them.

When was the last time you were in a hospital? June 2017.

Do you plan on losing weight any time soon? I'm in the middle of doing so.

What do you think of people who get drunk every weekend? Whatever floats their boat, I guess.

Are you looking forward to anything? Sure, small things, nothing big.

What was the last bad news you heard? Hmm, not sure.

What was your GPA in high school? -

Do you require a lot of private time? Sure.

Do you know how to play any odd instruments most people can’t play? No.

Have you ever had a parasite before? No.

Have you ever been punched in the face before? No.

Are there regular trains in and out of your town/city? Yes.

Do you bathe your pets regularly? -

What was the last animal you saw, and was it a pet? It was a cat in a shorts video lol.

Who was the last person you messaged on Facebook? My boyfriend.

When was the last time you saw them? Saturday, I haven't seen him since then cos of being sick, I don't want to give him my cold.

Where do you see yourself in a year? Who knows.

[TW: OVERDOSE/SUICIDE] Do you know anyone who has overdosed? No.

Where are your siblings as of now? -

Have you ever lost anyone close to cancer? Depends what you consider close - cos I lost a friend to cancer last year but I hadn't seen her in person in a few years.

Do you personally know anyone who is transgender? Yes.

When was the last time you got a shot? My last Covid booster prob. Though I might get the flu shot, I've already been sick and it's not even winter yet :/ I have to pay for it though, so that's why I don't usually get it.

Have you ever been into a car accident? If getting hit by a car counts, then yes.

When was the last time you spent over $100 in one transaction? What did you buy? I got my hair dyed, it cost over 300 bucks.

Are you a breakfast person? Not really, but I do eat it on occasion.

What type of books do you like to read? All sorts - non fiction about topics I like, fantasy, romance, joke books etc.

How do you get rid of hiccups? Drink water super fast without breathing.

Do you have any healthy addictions? Dunno xD

Do you pay much attention to speed limits while driving? -

Which parent was more strict when you were growing up? My Mum definitely. I used to ask my Dad to do things cos I knew he'd say yes, while I knew my Mum would say no. My Dad was only strict about me doing well in Maths cos I was so awful at it, he was chill the rest of the time. I used to tell him about things that I never told my Mum!

Have you ever watched The Golden Girls? I've watched clips on YT, it's funny.

Do you like getting dirty? No.

Are you a very flirty person? It depends.

Who was your favorite babysitter? I never had any, it wasn't a thing for me. If my parents needed someone to watch me, my Grandma would usually do it or another family member.

Do you believe in the death penalty? It depends what the person did.

Name a person that you can’t stand and tell us why? Nobody. There's people I dislike, but nobody I hate or can't stand.

If you could have a video of one event in your life, what would the video be? Hmm.

What is the most illegal thing you have ever done? O_O

Last person you sang happy birthday to? Good question.

What form of government do you like the most? (capitalism, socialism, etc.) I have no idea tbh.

Is there a song you can’t handle listening to, even though you like it? Sarah Cothran - As The World Caves In. I legit can't listen to this song without sobbing like an absolute bitch. I love it but it's just way too sad :(

Last time you saw fireworks? Ages ago.

Do you have a black dog? I have no dog at all.

If you took someone on a tour of your town, what would you show them? That depends what they want to see, no? If they want touristy things then I'd take them to the Sky Tower, MOTAT and the museum. If they want shopping, I'd take them to Sylvia Park for sure.

Have you been to the capital of your state? -

Would you be more in your element camping in a tent or an RV? RV.