#we get a selfie

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Xiao Zhan Weibo update 7.29.2024

hello.

[fanaticalthings]

Give me crime lord!Jason who's actually on good terms with the batfam. Not only would it actually be helpful when it comes to missions surrounding underground/illegal operations (Jason would be able to retrieve way more insider knowledge) but also I think having a supervillain family member that you're chill with is just untapped comedic potential that needs to be taken advantage of.

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Damian gets into a petty fight with Bruce, and the next day, instead of waiting for Bruce to pick him up from school, he calls Jason, who shows up in full Red Hood regalia and just rides off with Damian.

Of course everyone at school sees that Wayne's son just got snatched by Gotham's most notorious crime lord, so ofc when Bruce gets there, sees Damian missing, and hears a series of panicked whispers about a gun slinging, criminal biker riding off with a prince of Gotham, Bruce immediately knows what's up and just sighs, already anticipating the many publication companies he's gonna have to bribe to stay silent.

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Sometimes, they need Jason's help with intercepting certain illegal trades within the underworld of, not just Gotham, but just common areas where shady businesses are most prevalent. And when Bruce requests that Jason brings evidence of said illegal shipments to the cave, Jason will smugly respond with "I can, but it'll cost ya"

And Bruce is all exasperated like, "Jason, please, this mission's been going on for a month, I just want to get it over with."

And Jason's just looking down at the crate of smuggled materials, recognizes that it's highly sought after by many rogues (maybe it's machinery parts or rare chemical substances, etc) and ofc Jason's about to be petty as hell when responding to Bruce:

Jason: I don't think you have any idea how valuable the stuff I have is. If I sold this myself in my part of the underground, I'd make a fortune!

Bruce: Jason

Jason: Butttt, if you're not willing to pay me for this, y'know, despite being a billionaire, I guess I could just auction this off to another willing client

Bruce: Jason

Jason: I hear Lex Luthor's been cookin' up something new for Superman. I wonder if he'd be interested?

Bruce: Son, please.

Jason:

Bruce:

Jason: I'll give you a family discount.

And it's just a back and forth of this EVERYTIME. And Jason only does it when he's collaborating with Bruce. None of the other bats have to deal with Jason demanding money.

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There was one time, during a Wayne gala where practically ALL the kids (except Jason, dude's still legally dead), had to show up. And around halfway through, the Red Hood just crashes through the skylight and then just fucking kidnaps Bruce Wayne, in front of everyone. And of course the gala has to be cut short.

Meanwhile, Bruce, in Jason's custody: I CANNOT believe you, son. WHY of all times would you do this? You are GROUNDED, I don't care if you don't live with me anymore, this is just UNACCEPTABLE-

Jason, completely ignoring him, holding up a tablet with news article headlines about this incident: Bruce, look at this shot they got of me crashing through the ceiling, I look fuckin' badass

And then when the fam (in costume) come to "save" Bruce, in a blink and you'll miss it moment, Bruce catches Cass and Jason whispering something to eachother in the corner and them fist bumping before Jason books it out of there. He can already feel a headache brewing.

And generally speaking, I feel like the batfam could be way more efficient with this arrangement. You got the regular team of bats, investigating from above, as well as being able to infiltrate socialite environments as Waynes. Then you got Jason, who can keep an eye on all the lesser exposed and lucrative activities whilst he keeps the underground businesses under his control. I feel like it would be a win win situation that would be hella interesting to see explored.

[ttvck]

GUESS I AM A LOSER

[you-wanna-know]

See how my hair is once again messy? Very demure, very mindful

[apnourry]

my ✨I lived, bitch✨

[spectrumspace]

in response to modmad's post - kid pokemon trainer self with the pokemon i'd most realistically have gotten as a starter

i lived in the most suburban place imaginable, so it's a little hard to find an animal that isn't a bug or small bird or perhaps rodent, and the plant life is a bit too monocultured/lacking given the degree of development, but, uniquely, there's plenty of water around, and we did have a lake full of geese, ducks, and swans within walking distance. the elementary school playground had tons of waterfowl trudging about, and we even used to have a problem with a duck couple that'd try to nest in our pool. ducklett therefore feels appropriate!!

[p-h03n1-x]

Xiao Zhan a Weibo update 2.9.2024 with a selfie for lunar new year

Hey, hey!

I wish you all a happy New Year! 🐲

[chiyana]

I read Red Hood and the Outlaws on Webtoons and I don't know what is or isn't considered canon in that universe, but personally I think it should exist in the timeline where Batman gaslit Tim for his 16th birthday and as a result I think there should have been an episode where Tim just appeared from the shadows with a steel chair and just fucking beat the shit out of Bruce for what he pulled with the simulation

Also can we talk about how excruciatingly fucked up that was??? They kept them there for a month? The Outlaws actually handled the issues BETTER than the Justice League, like had happier outcomes, and then had to fix their mistakes (ie Artemis having to kill Euryale because the Justice League fucked up). Also they gave Brian a family and then just... deleted them? They killed them???

AND THEN

They removed the 'protections' from the Outlaws, letting a bunch of killers and criminals into the Watchtower to hunt the Outlaws for sport, and just... sat back and did nothing? Batman would hunt down anyone for taking a hit out on the Joker but he'll just let criminals and mercenaries go after his son?

And then they had Bruce and Jason make up??

I think Tim should crawl into Jason's window in the middle of the night like "Hey Jason open season on Batman's kneecaps and spine you in"

[broken-college-kid]

Mood: Move to another city and start a new life.

[syn4k]

holy shit. it's ray keys from the key system. this is fuckin crazy man

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every single time we have ever drawn ray before this, it has not looked accurate whatsoever so i fixed that and hey whaddaya know! it's him!

glassesless + no yellow circle versions under the cut

drawn by lance keys (it/its)

[sunshinelikerain]

happy days 🌴

[professoroaksboytoy]

🥰

[captainmartin20]

this means a lot to me personally

[markscherz]

do you like tuataras ..

Yeah they're okay I guess

[ladybugboots]

xrd doodles

[p-h03n1-x]

Wang Yibo Weibo update 9.6.2023 20:39 😎