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Meena ready to meet Cherine's "Mom"
#show me love the series#thaidramaedit#asianlgbtqdrama#asiandramaedit#show me love#englot#engfa waraha#charlotte austin#meenacherine#smltsedit#prangon gifs#look at meena! ahahahaha#like yeah lets go lets meet your mom#i will ask for your hand in marriage#we can date later#the flirting my gosh!#FOR ME?? FOR MY EYES???#look at me ignoring all the light flairs in this scene
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Skén:nen sá:sewh
as promised, here's Precious boy™ getting kissed by Precious wife™ because he deserves all the love in the world :cc
translation: Get home safe
#nobody translate the file name#nah but home girl is the strongest soldier let me tell you#imagine date/being married to an assassin fr I would loose my mind#I'm such a sucker for the friends to lovers trope ok hear me out#Girlie is an ally to the assassin's and that's how she meets Connor and they become friends because Ratonhnhaké:ton deserves more friends o#she is VERY smart knows how to stand her ground but also very sweet and funny he respects and admires her a lot and so does she#she's from another displaced kanien'kehá:ka clan they bond really close sooner than later the feeling just blooms everyone's knows but THEM#until prob the recruits and the people in the homestead get tired of these oblivious fools in love and plot to finally get them together#I headcanon Connor didn't settle down completely until they were expecting their first child like they both panicked when they realized#I mean they're already married and stuff but still our girl is all over the place bcs she's scared of something happening to him or the bby#and connor acts cool and leveled on the outside but he's just a whirpool of emotions on the inside as well it's really funny to watch#they probably broke down in tears from both laughter and fear but they are amazing parents we are certain of it :')#I want their dinamic to be like that mainly because Connor deserves some light and laugh in his life after all the things he went through#connor i'm in love with your wife#ratonhnhaké:ton#connor kenway#connor's mistery wife#ac 3#assassin's creed#oc#the way you can tell I almost never draw men just from this sketch 💀#my art
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Why did no one tell me that Ataru is the OG tsundere? smh...
#urusei yatsura#atalum#ataru moroboshi#lum invader#shinobu miyake#ryunosuke fujinami#ran urusei yatsura#sakura urusei yatsura#benten#oyuki#ryoko mendo#kurama urusei yatsura#almost done the original series so I can finally watch the remake yippeeee#also not to give spoilers but.... on one of the movies it was confirmed that the real reason why Ataru cheats on Lum is because of the#thrill of Lum finding out and electrocuting him.. so basically he's even more of a freak than we initially thought lol#anyway I was amazed because that's been my running theory throughout later parts of the show#also it's weird how in descriptions of this series Ataru is described as bland when in reality he acts like a mix between Ouma and Desuhiko#who are both the opposite of bland#...and dates a bimbo(/himbo(Fubuki/Gonta)) like they do(I'm delusional)
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You lift that burden off of me You lift that burden off of me You lift that burden off of me
Manchester Orchestra, The Maze
#I LOVE YOU JOYFUL QUEER AWAKENINGS#bucktommy#tevan#evan buck buckley#tommy kinard#oliver stark#lou ferigno jr#bi buck#911#9-1-1#911 abc#edit#also!!#please note how the backgrounds look so similar on bucktommy coffee date and on buck looking at the photographs#so we have him holding the photos of a gay couple after saying he can only hope to find something that good one day#and then we have him a few years later holding his man's hand#and I hope it can be that something for him#and that together they can make it into love that will last them forever#I need to lie down again goodbye
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Ah yes, Airplane bro, and the women he forsaken.
From Left to Right:
Hua Qingmei (in the original PIDW, she befriended Shen Jiu, their pasts similar from shared abuse from men that say would protect and care for them, they also both cultivated late. Her death was torture by Binghe, who tormented her in front of a human stick Shen Jiu)
Li Qingmai (was only mentioned in PIDW, more of a filler character.)
Qi Qingqi (ending unknown in PIDW, presumably died in battle against Binghe)
Yin Qingmi (was originally going to be killed, but was beloved by almost all the female readers of PIDW that Airplane was death threatened if he were to kill Qingmi off screen. So he changed her ending and made her transform into a full on demon and became Binghe's beast keeper)
Notes about the characters by Airplane under the cut!
Hua Qingmei is the tallest in PIDW, her height is 193 cm. (Death was controversial because shes really innocent in the story, too bad shes Shen Jiu's bff)
*Hua Qingmei and Shen Jiu's friendship lore wasnt explored in PIDW because by then, the backstory for Qijiu was deleted and Airplane just took it out of this one too. So it was accidentally implied that Shen Jiu forces Hua Qingmei to be his friend because shes the soft spoken and sensitive Peak Lord shrug
Li Qingmai is the youngest Peak Lord and the shortest. Would be bubbly. Meh.
Qi Qingqi is Liu Mingyan's teacher, not that important in the narrative, but is the no nonsense type.
Yin Qingmi should have spider motifs in her design, her cultivation centers around her speech to make it easier for her to command beasts and research them. (One of cucumber's favorites for being cool and the beast peak lord lol)
#so we all can tell who my favorite is among these right#svsss#the qqq transmigrator au#shroomysocs#will draw the two male oc peak lords at a later date muwaha#shang qinghua#scum villian self saving system#having too much fun with this au GRAH#oc lore
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Request: Solomon in a kilt 👀 OR Levi in a dress
-> Levi in a dress 💜 @blithesharem
I was stuck between putting him in lace or putting him in latex, so I decided to do both :) (based on this dress)
#I think I can only draw him blushing or having a mental spiral#I am never drawing a dress like this again fuck this dress#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me leviathan#I was also considering drawing him in a virgin killer dress but idk maybe I’ll do that later#I wanna ruin him bad and call him pretty and have him cry of embarrassment#no demon form this time my sincere apologies#moodle draws
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🚨THE MOVIE WAS REAAALLLLLLLLLLLL🚨
hypnosis mic the movie is being touted as japan’s first ever interactive movie, where the audience can influence the story with their votes!!!!! what are they voting on you ask????? the 3rd drb!!!!!!! the audience gets to choose who wins the third drb in their theatre showing, meaning there are at the very least, six possible endings!!!!!!
#this is vee speaking#will this factor into the actual drb or is this the drb????? we will find out at a later date ig lol#like deadass this is the only way we will see nagosaka win the drb lmao 😞#if this comes to los angeles (high likelihood atp lmao) i can’t wait to get one showing ever and fp wins LMAO#the language surrounding the movie tho seems to imply this is deadass the 3rd drb and there won’t be anything else#which does fall in line with what they’ve been doing with the drama tracks for this round tbh but like…… really lol???? 😭😭😭#like if i had to guess???? this is basically round one for the drb#the votes accumulated here will be the first round and round two will be the cd sales#idk if there will be a third round of voting with vr or something else but i can see them doing only two rounds#and the mid round results will be announced shortly after the movie run is over#but pls let there be a third virtual round lmao i can’t shill with movies and cds i don’t live in fcking japan 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#like that’s my tragedy i want to see all the endings esp the bat champs end#but who knows how long i’ll have to wait until the dvd comes out 😭😭😭😭😭#c: rapping boys
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Janis 'Imi'Ike
"Striving for the stars"
#art#digital#digital art#artists on tumblr#fanart#lgbtq#mean girls#mean girls 2024#janis imi'ike#auli'i cravalho#also striving to date a girl but we can talk about that later#I don't ship Regina and Janis but they're perfectly toxic for each other
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still thinking about choicale from time to time... the au that sometimes grabs hold of my head is one where cale dies while fighting the hunters and, instead of actually being dead, he regresses all the way to the first day he woke up as cale henituse. turns out the god of death has put this condition on him when he switched the souls, because he didn't expected krs!cale to be this... effective. he knew the guy could do this, but to not die at least once...? it made he even forget about it.
then, since he died, the others... don't react all that well. berserk mode on. choi han decides to make a deal with the god of death again, since he can use all his life span, which in turn would make the other dragons (still not so sure with it will be only raon and eruhaben or if mila, dodori and rasheel will do it too) make a deal with the god too. then everyone would go back to the past while offering the rest of their life span, probably tying it with cale's life span or something.
cale would be unaware of all of this until he meets choi han and is greeted with a hug instead of a suspicious stare. and if raon gets to them earlier than he should and with company, who is cale to complain?
#lout of the count’s family#trash of the count's family#tcf#choicale#so yeah this would be my excuse to make them rush up some things and let the hunters come a little later#so we can actually have time to explore the others reactions about what cale did (and will do again !) at the god of despair's temple#i'm forever salty over this because DAMN was it smooth how the storyline changed focus#anyway just putting it here because i will not write this but i would like to share this silly au#also this is also an excuse to make choicale date because they would be hella clingy in their own way with each other#and if choi han still has his back miru alongside the memories so what??#tcf au
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@general-illyrin @tar-thelien @who-needs-words I think you all mentioned being interested in the reverse gondolin au - is anyone interested in helping with wrangling the timelines, especially the second age stuff? Here's the current outline:
(Edit: anyone feel free to help out if you're interested!)
YT 14365 - Birth of Lomion
YT 14373/FA 1 - Death of Argon
FA
2 - Aredhel adopts Lomion
300 - Birth of Idril
316 - Turgon & Idril kidnapped by Eol
400 - Turgon & Idril rescued. Death of Eol
465 - Finrod more-peacefully passes throne to orodreth while on Quest. Everyone except beren still dies
472 - Nirnaeth. Turgon named High King of the Noldor.
476 - Turgon abdicates official title. Aredhel named High King of the Noldor.
496 - Tuor comes to Gondolin
502 - Wedding of Idril and Tuor
503 - Births of Earendil and Elwing. Idril begins to have foresight dreams about the Fall.
506 - Second Kinslaying. C^3 dead, celebrimbor stays in gondolin. Aredhel denounces the oath/kinslaying and disowns C^3
Elwing survives & is found by Oropher & Thranduil // Galadriel & Celeborn. oropher, thranduil, oropher's wife, and thranduil's then-gf // galadriel & celeborn take Elwing to Gondolin as refugees. The Silmaril is left hidden in the woods of melian's domain.
507 - Elwing comes to Gondolin.
509 - Idril captured by Morgoth. Idril reveals the location of Gondolin in exchange for an Oath to not harm her family (Turgon, Tuor, and Earendil). Idril rescued.
510 - Gondolin prepares for war with Morgoth.
513-522 - Siege of Gondolin. Deaths of Duilin and Rog. Gothmog slain by Aredhel the Huntress. First use of the Three Rings by Lomion and Celebrimbor in defense of Gondolin. House of the Hammer of Wrath destroyed.
523 - Maedhros believes a Silmaril is with Elwing at Gondolin.
525 - Earendil weds Elwing. Lomion weds ???. Adoption of Gil-Galad
532 - Births of Elrond and Elros.
538 - Third Kinslaying at Gondolin. Death of Amras. Elrond and Elros kidnapped by Maglor. Deaths of Elwing and Turgon. Second use of the Three Rings by Lomion and Celebrimbor. Deaths of Maedhros and Aredhel. Lomion named King of Gondolin and High King of the Noldor. Deaths of Salgant, Penlod, and Tuor. Earendil named Lord of the House of the Wing.
540-549 - War declared between Gondolin and the Feanorians of Himring over the Third Kinslaying and kidnapping of Princes Elrond and Elros.
549 - Elrond and Elros recovered. Feanorians and Gondolin severely weakened. Celebrimbor // Gil-Galad declared heir to the High Kingship.
552-554 - Second Siege & Fall of Gondolin. Third use of the Three Rings by Lomion and Celebrimbor. Deaths of Ecthelion, Glorfindel, Egalmoth, and Turgon. Idril and Celebrimbor lead survivors through the Secret Way.
555 - Gondolithlim refugees arrive at Sirion.
556 - Idril departs for Valinor.
558 - Earendil searches for Valinor.
560 - Havens of Sirion destroyed by Morgoth. Gondolithlim/Doriathrim survivors scattered. Elrond and Elros rescued (as adults) by Maglor.
572 - Morgoth controls Beleriand. Earendil and reembodied Elwing come to Valinor and rally the Host.
575-617 - War of Wrath
618 - Maglor claims the Silmaril from Eonwe's camp and casts himself into the Sea. Death of Maglor.
620 - End of the First Age.
SA
1 - Founding of the Grey Havens and Lindon under High King Lomion
2 - Elros becomes the first King of Numenor
c. 500 - Sauron returns to Middle-Earth in the East.
650 - Eregion is founded
1000 - Galadriel is given Vilya; Lomion wields Nenya
1170 - Annatar comes to Lindon and Lomion turns him away. Lomion warns Celebrimbor of Eregion of his suspicions.
1200 - Annatar comes to Eregion. Celebrimbor takes him in to monitor.
1250 - Celebrimbor creates the Seven; Lomion creates the Nine.
1410 - Annatar is kicked out of Eregion.
1600 - The One Ring is forged. Sauron remains in hiding.
1610 - Sauron begins to gather and prepare armies in the East.
1673 - War of the Elves and Sauron begins.
1675 - Sauron invades Eriador.
1677 - Fall of Ost-in-Edhil. Celebrimbor and Lomion remain at the House of the Mirdain. Death of Celebrimbor in battle // Fourth use of the Three in battle. Sauron does not learn of the Seven. Founding of Imladris.
1678 - Sauron defeated by the Numenoreans and the Elves of Lindon.
1679 - Sauron flees to Mordor. First White Council held.
3147 - Civil war in Numenor.
3225 - Ar-Pharazon seizes the Sceptre.
3228 - Elrond claims the Sceptre. Ar-Pharazon disowned. Tar-Miriel named Ruling Queen.
3232 - Sauron taken to Numenor as a prisoner.
3274 - Elrond kicks Sauron out of Numenor and outlaws the morgoth cult.
3310 - Morgoth cult publicly reappears.
3319 - Downfall of Numenor. Tar-Miriel leads a greater force of the Faithful away.
(green // blue means two main options, red means i need to think about it more)
The main details I'm figuring out right now are
does Celebrimbor still die at Eregion - I don't think he's getting captured/tortured, but he could still die in the battle. On the other hand, he could probably survive by using Narya & Lomion using Nenya, but that would definitely have repercussions further down the line
how does Idril's deal work - I'm currently thinking of Idril exchanging the location of Gondolin for her family's guaranteed safety, because it seems in character for Reverse Idril? But on the other hand, even if I limit it to immediate family at the time of the oath (tuor, turgon, earendil) then idk where turgon dies? Maybe Maglor can kill him but that seems kind of random
where and how does Turgon die
how does Prince Elrond's character even work
how does Numenor still fall when factoring in Prince Elrond - I'm thinking that the morgoth death cult gained enough traction during the time sauron was there that even after Elrond kicks him out, the cult still sticks around and reemerges later? The Fall still happens, but they never go to attack valinor and there's a good deal more Faithful (maybe 40-60%?)
#silm#silmarillion#not art#reverse gondolin au#basically elrond is giving me a Lot of trouble here#i tacked an extra 30 years onto the FA (so the SA dates are mostly shifted up by 30 years to balance it out; hence elros being king in SA 2#this means e&e were adults during the Fall of Gondolin and the war of wrath and all#so instead of 'kind as summer' elrond of the last homely house in rivendell#we have gondolithrim veteran/dragonslayer Prince Elrond of Imladris Stronghold#and later the Bastion of the Faithful of Numenor#ironically enough he turned out way more feanorian when not raised by feanorians#instead of sirion e&e's defining Childhood Trauma was the gondolin kinslaying#in which mae and aredhel duel to the death while screaming at each other about fingon's fate and the Oath#and argon and elenwes deaths on the helcaraxe#also elwing fully died trying to protect them in this one#and then e&e were like 20something and sons/grandsons of two Lords durign the FoG so obviously they ended up fighting there too#and then again at the war of wrath#and by the mid SA elrond has already lived through so many wars he's running rather low on hope#so Prince Elrond still tries to be kind but is also substantially more willing to threaten people if need be#after eregion he founds imladris as a haven but also an impenetrable fortress#he saw the fall of gondolin and he knows that rivendell couldn't last forever#but he believes he can make it last long enough to defeat sauron first#or at least push him back so that the refugees of eregion can rebuild and survive#meanwhile celebrimbor takes up the last homely house role#but yeah Prince Elrond is pretty interesting#he intervenes more with numenor bc hes watching them self destruct and knows (bc foresight) exactly what would happen#so he tries (eventually in vain) to prevent it by disowning and exiling ar pharazon#and later exiling sauron around the time of the burning of nimloth#but it's too late and the morgoth cult already gained enough traction#on the other hand there's a lot more Faithful led by tar-miriel
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HELP! I've fallen down a Bering and Wells hole again and can't stop watching fanvids. I misssssss them!!! 😢
#I'm also thinking about a platonic Pete & Myka soulmate AU and all the bickering that would come with it#Like Pete trying to feel out what the rules are for him dating someone if she and him are soulmates#and Myka's like 'I literally never want to talk about who you have sex with ever'#“But-” / “NOPE! Just do whatever you want Pete!”#And then later as joke (but delivered completely seriously) she says she wants full approval of any serious relationship he has#And she'll be the one planning the proposal for him#(No no no! That's not happening.)#Actually! She might just play matchmaker for him too because she's not sure she can trust his judgement#... or his ability to make a good first impression.#“You wanted my input remember?” / “Not like that!”#And then even LATER when she meets Amanda for the first time she's like 'Wow that's your ex-wife? Man you really fucked up there."#“Yeah thanks for that Myka. That's very helpful.”#“No chance of winning her back?”#“Winning back my ex-wife who's about to be remarried? No I think that ship has sailed.”#“Yeah.... My ex girlfriend is a hologram now so at least this is a step up from that.”#“I never agreed to HG being your girlfriend.”#“.... Yeah but I wanted to.”#“.... Okay this is getting way too gloomy for a wedding day. We need to stuff ourselves with cake.”#Warehouse 13#Myka Bering#Pete Lattimer#Helena Wells#Bering and Wells#my fic#(I guess accidentally in the tags lol)#(idk I'm tired man. My head is all over the place today :P)
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Persona 3 timeline before the events of the game.
The distant past
A star eater(later named Nyx) crashes into Earth. Her body becomes the moon and fragments of it fall as Plumes of Dusk. Her psyche gets sealed inside of rapidly evoving creatues, creating the Collective Unconciousness and putting a limit on their lifespans.
???
The leader of the Kirijo Group, Kouetsu Kirijo, finds a Plume of Dusk, sparking his interest in finding out about Shadows. He plans to use their power to create a time machine.
The Kirijo Groups excavates documents of the times in history the Fall almost happened.
1989-1990(1982?)
The Kirijo Group establishes Gekkoukan High School.
1991
5/8: Mitsuru Kirijo is born.
8/11: Shinjiro Aragaki is born.
9/22: Akihiko Sanada is born.
1992
10/9: Yukari Takeba is born.
1992-3
?/5: Hero is born.
1993
1/16: Junpei Iori is born
12/23: Fuuka Yamagishi is born.
1991-1994
Akihiko Sanada's parents both die. He and his sister Miki are taken in to an orphanage.
Akihiko Sanada and Shinjiro Aragaki become good friends.
1992-1995(1 year after previous)
Both Akihiko Sanada and Miki are about to be adopted by a wealthy family.
The orphanage catches fire. Miki doesn't survive.
Akihiko Sanada gets adopted.
1995
The power supply in Iwatodai gets expanded.
The Kirijo Group establishes the Ergonomics research lab to study Shadows.
Eiichiro Takeba is appointed head researcher of the project.
The Maiyodo antiques shop owner joins the project, analysing the documents.
???
The Cathedral of Time is developed to dispose of uncontrollable Shadows.
Anti-Shadow weapons start development.
1997-1998
Kouetsu Kirijo's goal becomes to create Death to enact the Fall.
The antiques shop owner leaves the project.
1998
6/24: Ken Amada is born.
1999
4/20: 5th generation anti-Shadow weapon Labrys is first activated.
2000
2/?: Work is started on the 7th generation anti-Shadow weapon Aigis.
9/10: 7th generation anti-Shadow weapon Aigis is first activated.
The project to create Death is interrupted by Eiichiro Takeba, splintering it into 13 pieces.
Tartarus and the Dark Hour are created.
Aigis and Death fight on the Moonlight Bridge, and Death is sealed inside of Hero.
???
Takeharu Kirijo becomes the head of the Kirijo Group.
Shuji Ikutsuki uses the chaos of the incident to rise up the ranks of the Kirijo Group.
Shuji Ikutsuki becomes the chairman of Gekkoukan.
2001-2002
Mitsuru Kirijo summons a Persona, becoming the first example of a human Persona user the Kirijo Group has.
???
Shuji Ikutsuki secretly conducts research on children(including Mitsuru) to try and get more Persona users. Some of the results of these experiments are the evoker, Persona surpressants, and Theurgy.
Three of the children manage to escape.
The experiments are deemed a failure, and the children that are still alive are sent to explore Tartarus.
???
Kurosawa attempts to investigate the incident, delving in too deep.
Kurosawa is assigned to Iwatodai, and investigates the orphanage fire.
???
A hotel is rennovated into a dorm for combating Shadows.
2007
4/?: Akihiko Sanada, Mitsuru Kirijo, and Shinjiro Aragaki enroll in Gekkoukan High School.
The Specialised Extracurricular Execution Squad is formed.
10/4: Shinjiro Aragaki's Persona kills Ken Amada's mother. It's covered up as a traffic accident.
Shinjiro Aragaki leaves SEES.
Sources:
Persona 3 Reload
Persona Club P3
Persona 3 FES Official Fanbook
Persona 3 Portable 100 Mysteries
#persona 3#p3#spoilers#i cant believe that we dont have an exact date for the incident 10 years avo#im going to have forgotton something super obvious arent i#i know i didnt include sho there are just no good places to put his info especially since there are no concrete dates attached#just assume hes included as part of ikutsukis experiments#since aigis the first mission takes place in may 1999 it cant be canon#the only thing i have as to when akihikos parents died is 'before he can remember' so#its probably on the later end since he remembers his time at the orphanage and he was only there for a year
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random omegaverse thought:
There must be people who experience specific instinct things with indifference or boredom.
Procreative cycle coming up? "Crap, I've got plans this weekend...stupid skip weeks."
Caught an intriguing scent while walking? "But I need to get to work! Shut up brain."
Had a snap response to a distressed sound? "Who was it?! ...right, it's my day off, I can go back to sleep."
Somebody growled at them? "Kid, I'm not a rival, that's my sibling."
Super cozy cuddle session happening nearby? "I'm gonna pass tonight guys, no social battery left, maybe next time."
Group of friends heading out to flirt and check out other singles? "I'm coming with you but only to make sure you all get home safe."
Setting where fated mates or soul bonds or permanent marks are a thing? "Meh. I don't really want one or care if I ever get one."
People in the actual omegaverse would get as bored of their stuff, as we do of ours, you know? It could be interesting to see that kind of vibe in fics. Biological demands faced with all the excitement of paying bills or doing laundry or tying your shoes.
Even if that kind of energy might not drive a plot, it could be interesting to have as a contrast to the people who do have big feelings about them - good or bad.
There's the friends who can't wait til they have a pack of their own, and the one friend who isn't against it but couldn't care less. There's the group in the office who are all about scent compatibility tests and figuring out one's best match and what sprays most highlight it, and the coworker who has no intentions on putting that much effort in. There are parents who hover and protect their offspring by scenting them multiple times a day, and others who don't see what the fuss is as long as it's done in the morning.
...also: packs with introverts who show care by giving each other space. So often, closeness is depicted through physical touch and tactile affection, but comfortable silence is meaningful too. Knowing people are near, but not having to interact until you're ready. Sitting in the same room doing different things, knowing that all it takes is a "hey, look at this" to share what you're up to. People understanding and accepting each other's differing or fluctuating needs for how and when to recharge. Seeing somebody reaching out or sharing space, beyond what's their norm, as a signal of the fact that they care.
#omegaverse worldbuilding#a/b/o worldbuilding#a/b/o dynamics#kinda#not gonna tag sfw though it mostly is#heat/rut mention#twovvie chatters#hi its me im introverts#a version of me in omegaverse would love to live in a pack house#as long as i could have a space to myself#people nearby? good! people around all the time? uhhhh#even my family knows that after so many hours of fun family party#i'm gonna disappear to whatever room has the fewest people in it#or find a random corner and start reading#“oh! i didnt know you were here” yes that was the plan#also i just find the idea of someone#who couldnt care less about pairing up#to be funniest in a setting where that's a big deal#“too bad you havent found a mate yet” “no i already know who it is”#“congrats! when do we meet them?” “oh i didnt mean that i'm going to date them. i just know who it is.”#“but i thought you were single?” “yup.” “don't you want a mate?” “nah too annoying.”#cycle day? nice i get a free day off work#cycle day? ugh not this again#the duality of man (a/b/o edition)#granted i hc heats/ruts as heightened libido and greater fertility#because i dislike elements of heats/ruts that (imo) mess with people's ability to freely consent#if the only non-sexual options are pain or solitude and the species needs compaionship as much or more as regular humans#then not being able to or being unwilling to is like a punishment for those people#sure stress or other needs can short circuit it (irl) but theres plenty of reasons to not be interested that arent “you have a problem”#surely i'm not the only person who reacts to various body requests with “later i'm busy” right?
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The Office andreil au where Neil is the weirdly cagey coworker and Andrew is the smoker from the warehouse
#aftg#all for the game#andreil#andrew minyard#neil josten#okay so we have Jeremy that works at reception#Neil’s roommate Jean that keeps bringing Neil lunch bc he forgets it#(everyone thinks they are dating)#Kevin is Neil’s desk mate and then later gym buddy#Andrew and Kevin are gym buddies which is how Neil and him meet#Allison is also an office worker that keeps dragging Neil down to the warehouse with her so that she can talk to Renee#I have sm thoughts it’s insane
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Wedding (Obey Me!)
First Guest: Wow all the groomsmen look so handsome.
Second Guest: They're all the grooms.
MC (placing another guy up at the altar): Almost forgot one!
#My grooms would be Diavolo Lucifer Mammon Levi Beel#Omg Levi would look out of place amongst them#Who would yall marry???#obey me shitpost#obey me headcanons#obey me shall we date#Yeah my father would be upset#BUT DAD HES GONNA BE THE FUTURE KING (Of hell yeah but we can talk about that later damn)#When I said daddy I meant LUCIFER father 🙄#obey me humor#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me crack#obey me#◇˖・゚— › cosmic obey me . ⊹#shitpostcifer
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i think jack has the kind of adhd that makes him go deeper and deeper into the random details of what he hyperfixates on but also have no idea that his depth of interest isn't normal. he says oh haha yeah I've been obsessed with cowboys since I was a kid :) and he means "I have a near encyclopedic knowledge of western fashion from the cowboy era and could tell you the names of every outlaw and how they got caught or died from 1800 to 1850 and I have read journal entries and letters from gay cowboys so obscure that gay cowboy researchers I've reached out to find out more have not heard of them. but I have" he'll spend hours on Wikipedia yes but he'll also spend hours in museum archives so he can put real cowboy artifacts in a cowboy painting and add details that nobody but him and maybe two other people in the world will understand in there. but also he'll just say yeah I like cowboys and think that covers it. get him going and he can't stop but mostly he thinks his interest is casual because he's always been like this.
#jack was diagnosed/figured it out late so he just assumes everyone gets consumed by the burning need to know everything abt something#his love language is accidentally getting hyperfixated on the same thing as somebody in an effort to paint something cool for them#davey is fixated on one specific type of coral polyp and two months later jack is scanning for deals to go on a scuba trip to see one#in person so he can paint it better#(davey finds out and is like. they have my type of coral in the big tank at the aquarium. we could just go there)#(and that's how they have their first date which jack doesn't even realize is a date bc he's so focused)#(on absorbing everything davey can teach him about this coral)#audhd couple <3#newsies#jack kelly
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