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My boyfriend and I's awesome activity where we do a stupid bit and then spend longer than the original duration of the bit analysing why it was funny. Alternative ver; spending a long time crafting an optimally Funny wording of a post or reblog (NOT the case here)
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Me and @butch-snorlax having a conversation mixing up Alfred Wegener and Richard Wagner, each thinking the other is referring to a different German man from the 1800s because we are both incredibly smart and incredibly stupid.
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A collection of my favorite "Dear Chairman" letters that came from watching RvB with the GC.
"Dear chairman, my wife beat the SHIT out of my daughter. What do I do?"
"Dear chairman, help."
"Dear chairman, I am going to fucking kill myself."
"Dear chairman, I think my wife will understand if I copy paste her into a robot body." [A month later] "Dear chairman, she did not understand."
"Dear chairman, how do I turn off sticky keys?"
"Dear chairman, I wish you would respond to my emails. I miss you."
"Dear chairman, people are telling me I traumatized my daughter but I spend so much time with her. What do you think? Please respond."
"Dear chairman, "
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Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.
#funny talking tag#DEAR WEIRD PEOPLE ONLINE: Can we be weird together?#I am also bad at keeping up conversations with people I don't know very well. Augh I will get better about that I just don't have much#to say about most topics. I am meant to nod and smile at people. This makes messaging hard.
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my friend and i have decided that Karel Čapek is canon to the Arcane universe
i just thought of Viktor reading R.U.R. and how that would influence his choices in canon, but we came to the conclusion that he had it in required reading, only read the summary and truly didnt learn anything
or alternatively he read it, which at some point leads him to just stops himself and think 'well maybe we shouldnt combine technology with the arcane, that sounds like a bad idea, it will take over the world and kill everyone' and then he and Jayce think of a better way to better the world
#viktor arcane#arcane#arcane season 2 spoilers#i guess kind of#RUR spoilers#oh no#karel čapek#fixing arcane sadness one karel čapek book at a time#next up Caitlyn read Bílá nemoc and decides to not become a dictator#karel capek is heimerdinger au#← extract from our conversation about this#we are very funny
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I totally forgot till just now but one time a new therapist handed me a pad of paper and said "draw me a picture of how you feel" and after spending like five whole minutes of dead silence scribbling a teeny tiny pitch black dot in the middle of the pad that dug a hole straight through like 15 pages I gave it back to see him staring back at me like
#I don't know if he realized how much stress I was unpacking#Or if it was about the notepad I ruined#But looking up and seeing that was very funny#He was a chill dude we got shit handled
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Piss off!!! Thanks!!!!!!!!!! :)))))
#bookstore-sitting is a very hard job#you wouldn’t understand#anyway#we interrupt your usual funny programme for a little bit of angst#but we’ll be back shortly#aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#aziraphale x crowley#crowley#muriel#good omens muriel#good omens season two#good omens#good omens spoilers#good omens fanart#good omens s2#art#artwork#my art#fanart#digital art#drawing#comic#fan comic
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We painted a new Shiranui zodiac piece this year featuring all the brush god constellations!
(Shiranui themself is in front of the Hanagami, but we did paint them. They're still there. It counts)
#Okami#Shiranui#Ishaku#okami fanart#okami art#artists on tumblr#constellations#digital art#fried unicorn studio#hi i think im legally required to stop forgetting to post our new okami stuff given the news#this one and another one I will be posting later were a really funny collab#we both had rough paintings done but couldn't quite realize the whole thing until we handed them off to one another#which is very great and gay of us i think#its always fun to do some alphonse mucha art nouveau inspired stuff#who doesn't love foliage and good lines
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in spite of everything, I had fun <3
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jjk leaks#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#itafushikugi#jjk 271#well we made it :'>#im kind of ignoring a lot of the tag rn ghsdff ik people are upset#if u follow me u know th full extent of my thoughts on the wrapping up of the series but tl;dr the caption says it all#this series meant a lot to me and im working on a bigger tribute to fully express that love and gratitude#but take a redraw 2 tide u over for now#im just so happy. its bittersweet but those r my kids n theyre tgt and theyre okay#i think the return to normalcy is good fr them. i say let them rest n b together n process everything in time#/i'm/ satisfied with what i got out of jjk as a whole and that's all that matters to me#however ik that not everyone shares tht sentiment n thats valid!#regardless of how u feel abt the finale i hope that u at least take time to remember things abt the series that brought u joy#thats all i can say#oh yeah anyway i lightened up megumi's expression his face is so funny in that panel i can't believe he really said -_- until the very end#still tho i think megu deserves a content lil smile
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Yeah, Kris is definitely NOT alright.
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#undertale#deltarune#utdr#crossover#crossover comic#undertale fanart#deltarune fanart#twin runes#twin runes comic#twin runes au#kris dreemurr#frisk#and we arrived at the breaking point#i know the last pages have been very depresso but i swear once this arc is over we'll get right back on track with the funnies#but first we have to deal with some DRAMA#imagine what it would be like if some otherworldly entity took over your body#and suddenly you start making friends and patching up old friendships#Something even your mother is proud of you for#even though it's not YOU doing that#you'd feel like people don't like YOU but only that parasite in your body#because without it you're just that creepy kid next door#you'd feel like the world would be better without you#at least that's what Kris must be feeling right now#i DO wonder what's up with this cave though#it clearly is NOT the exit#and what's with those markings outside and inside the cave?#hmmmmm
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These clown animatronics in FNAF wild as hell..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#ennard#the mimic#jackie fnaf#fnaf sister location#secret of the mimic#michael afton#I really wanted to draw Jackie again#I love her design especially her silly extendo arms#some folks think Ennard and Jackie might be the same robot#like Ennard was gonna be a Funtime Jackie#which I think would be really neat to finally know what Ennard was supposed to be#Jackie hopeful gets along with the other clown animatronics#it’s funny to compare these two#CAUSE AS OF NOW Jackie has done much#we won’t know all her crimes till later#but I will say Ennard probably set the bar 💀#it’s hard to get more freaky than him but we’ll see if Jackie can do it#Jackie gives me very ‘cheesed to meet you’ vibes if that makes any sense
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happy solvermas
#cause t. no actually if christ is the son of god and the solver is god then it'd be like uzimas#quick sketch i pulled out of my ass yesterday to see if i could get myself out of art block/burnout/whatever ive got going on#v was added after cause i had no idea how to work her into the scene#implied nuziv or something look man im just desperate about this ship#and i dont know how to draw fluff or whatever#im so bad at romance i dont know how to express it#but i've been desperately trying to draw nuziv for the past months#i think this is actually like some of my best linework yet im really satisfied with everything right now#been a long time since i've felt that#turns out the “stop overthinking every pixel of the expressions and just draw the approximation the audience will get the jist” approach wo#ks#something something n is the star of their life. tree light chrismtas#it is taking. All of my restraint right now#to not be So Mean to all of you#You Don't Even Know#I Could Do Something. I Might Still.#art#murder drones#murder drones uzi#uzi doorman#murder drones n#serial designation n#murder drones v#serial designation v#murder drones cyn#i need liam to explain whether cyn and the solver are the same person already so i can tag them appropriately its driving me nuts#oh yeah cyn got a plush core to chew on by the way#the idea of giving her a chew toy was rolling around in my head and i think its a very funny visual so here we are
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tsc was such a cultural reset bc for so long all we had was neil's (unreliable) narration and some small snippets from the extra content for povs. neil's narrator bias is actually insane and as much as i love him i'm so fucking glad we have jean and jeremy's povs they were so fucking refreshing and not just EXY EXY EXY EXY andrew's eyes andrew's hair EXY EXY EXY EXY EXY EXY homoerotic monologue about kevin day EXY EXY EXY EXY andrew minyard EXY EXY EXY
#zoe yaps#you get it#ok wait jean and jeremy also monologue about kevin day in a not very straight way#whatever we can't have everything#kevin just has a lot of aura#he's like a magnet for the girls and the gays#neil josten will forever be the narrator of all time i fear#his narration is so FUCKING funny#he's so calm and unhinged#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#the sunshine court#tsc#jean moreau#kevin day#andrew minyard#andreil#jeremy knox
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FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 61-64)
* I-I don't think we were talking about the same thing...
[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]
#FINALLY FINISHED THIS WOHOO#Okay so#I have been keeping this small part of info secret for SOOOO long and it was so funny that JUST this week I got a ton of asks about#Wingdings' voice and I was SO tempted to talk about this little detail#BTW I DIDN'T FULLY MAKE THIS UP#i mean#Yeah I did#BUT IT IS BASED ON SOMETHING I NOTICED!!!!!!#When redacted talks in Wingdings the sound is clean#but when we listen to entry 17 (which is most likely a recording)#There's a VERY loud overlay of garbage noise#And so I was like#I could use this.........#like yeah a sound based on symbols?? we can't understand it! but our brains might do the work for us and maybe try to understand it?#but recording it goes very bad.....#I thought it was fun so I made it a hc for Gaster#and then I applied it here :D#lol#I think the pacing of this one is also a bit too fast but ehh#I hope it's clear#I am so proud of how I drew Alphys in these pages I feel like I am finally understanding her shape and how I want to stylize her#Sans is very good at reading people#He can tell when people are lying#that's why Wingdings didn't lie! he just conveniently forgot to tell him some details about what they found#okay yeah that's enough#TIME FOR THE TAGS#undertale#forgettable-au#forgettable-au-comic#sans
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Sorry, he's an only child, he never learned how to share </3
#also it's very possible that they do trick or treating in the hidden city#but im projecting my own jealousy of american trick or treating traditions onto leo so whatever#okay so we DO have trick or treating in my country#but like it looks way more fun in the us you guys know how to celebrate halloween lemme tell ya#it WOULD be funny if yokai did trick or treating but they dressed up as humans instead of monsters haha#if that were the case leo still wouldn't be able to go trick or treating bc draxum would forbid it#lmaoooo draxum would be the equivalent of those christians who hate on halloween for being “demonic”#tizel art#my art#digital art#tiz sep au#teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt au#tmnt#rottmnt#leo#donnie#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#rise leo#rise donnie#disaster twins#rottmnt disaster twins
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I THINK THEY ROLLED UP THE WRONG MYSTERY TOUR GUYS
#i already feel that minecraft movie will be shit#the beatles#the magical mystery tour#minecraft#minecraft movie#john lennon#paul mccartney#ringo starr#george harrison#i feel like a genius to come up with that#can we pretend that it is funny and very clever#magical mystery tour music is the last thing i expecter#artists on tumblr#the beatles fanart
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