#me and my cocket wife

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So uh not a sadist huh

Yep! Youre totally not a sadist! You would never hurt me! (They say, running away and hiding)

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I mean you got me to take it, you fundamentally succeeded

Also you dropping them on the floor was definitely the sexiest part you goon 😚

Just next time maybe make me kneel and stick my tongue out? 😇😇😚

Ur so sexy

Thanks I just failed to give you your medication. I try.

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You shoyld call me mommy whilst I force you to cum over and over with your ankles tied up by your head whilst I stay fully clothed and hit you

Are you free on friday cos like im free on friday no yeah its not a big deal but like this friday im not doing anything and maybe youre not doing anything so maybe you could do me um i mean do something together on frida-

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me when i get you

Everyone be like:

Dorky butches save me

Little do they know dorky butches will make you see stars then approximately 3 minutes later say “okay it’s juggling time now”

And then she will juggle

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So weightlifting belts are like inches thick and made of like 8 to 12 ply leather to provide resistance for you to push against. They are bloody lethal. Thick as your finger. Now imagine you mouthed off to me so I said "alright your getting the belt" and then it's my weight lifting belt

Hey so you know how im coming to see you soon…

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Chewable butch 🤝 bitey femme

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Um 05. Tell me about them? Are they nicies? 🥺🥺

I am very much in a long term relationship with one of the most wonderful human beings in the world. She is smart, kind, funny, generous. I love her alot and miss her whenever we are apart 💕

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Um missing you. Brain is soupe. I wanna play

Mixing my brain soup with ur brain soup to make a brain broth. Putting bathtime toys in the brain broth. #playing

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Um loving you like a puppy with my puppy love okay.

🥺🥺🥺

I love the phrase puppy love, but not because our love is young, because we will love eachother unconditionally and go arf arf and occasionally bite

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Lying down on you puppy style and falling asleep and releasing little snores

Ur literally the cutest puppy in the whooooole world!

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Hello mighty bottoman empire please do not push me out of bed

I am so sorry for being such a mighty all powerful ass based territory seeking empire

You live by the dump truck, you die by the dump truck

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“On my way to see my wife” is such a good feeling- 10/10

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Not even sexual with it it just chills you tf out

It really really does, just turns me into a subby puddle. Genuinely the answer to most of my problems. Stressed? Hitting. Sad? Hitting. Cant sleep? Hitting. Happy? Celebratory hitting. Ill? Feel better soon hitting. Ect.

Its just nice 😅

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Pur love languages showing each other weird beasts and being like "it you"

(I love you so dearly)

This is because we are weird beasts 😌💕

This is you

(Love you too little armadillo)

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I like when u tag me cus it meant u thought about me. It makes me giggly

Im literally always thinking about you silly! My friends are sick of me talking about you, sooo many things remind me of you, of something funny you said or something you introduced me to. You have become such a big entangled part of my life and I wish we could always be around eachother- but even when we aren’t you are never far from my heart. Love you stinky.

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Me and @butch-snorlax having a conversation mixing up Alfred Wegener and Richard Wagner, each thinking the other is referring to a different German man from the 1800s because we are both incredibly smart and incredibly stupid.