#we are number 1

[artisofthandy]

It’s been 6 years since the passing of Stefan Karl Stefansson, the iconic actor for LazyTown’s antagonist; Robbie Rotten due to bile duct cancer back on August 21st 2018…and I just want to say that while he’s gone, he was and will continue to be Number 1 in our hearts and minds. Thank you Stefan and rest well my friend…

[clingyduoapologist]

clings we are like if people tell us that we just say shit sometimes 😞 no one understands our coolness fr

fr our comedian and hot swag goes unthaanked

[dinosaurwithablog]

The Yankees are back in first place where they belong. Only by a half a game, but it's still counts 😁 Thanks to Aaron Judge, Austin Wells, Oswaldo Cabrera, Anthony Volpe, and Alex Verdugo, we're looking good today. Home runs and RBIs always make me happy. Thanks, guys. We haven't been in first place since the middle of June so it's nice to be on top again. Ooh baby!! I love these guys, and I love this game!!! 😀 😍 Let's go Yankees!!!!!

[centaur-dreaming]

NUMBER ONE?! NUMBER FUCKING O N E?! ON TUMBLR?! T U M B L R ? !

[egophiliac]

time for skeleman

with the lack of any other info yet, all I can focus on are those Charles Lloyd-looking sunglasses. they are absolutely sending me. I feel like we're gonna fall through a tree or whatever and this stitched-up boney gentleman is gonna pop out from behind a gravestone and start serenading us with some smooth jazz on the saxophone.

or should I say...the saxoBONE???????

[axoqiii]

shujin trio,,my babies..,.,

[tinynerdycthulu]

blah blah blah moshang/bingqiu fic that seems like your stereotypical bodyguard/noble fic but no one realizes shang qinghua is the noble and shen yuan is actually just the third son of a mildly prestigious family who became a knight.

shang qinghua is arranged to be married to mobei-jun and luo binghe, mbj's assistant, is the one whoe escorts him and his knight sy to the castle. the journey is pretty long so they end up talking to each other and luo binghe somehow comes to the conclusion that shen yuan is the prince.

shang qinghua doesnt bother to correct him and he orders cucumber-bro not to. to him it makes sense because hes not really princely. plus he can admit shen yuan is extremely unintentionally seductive and lbh is clearly already smitten anyway. plus its super fucking funny to see cucumber-bro completely oblivious to lbh's desperate pining.

(luo binghe's inner monologue: i can't,,,he's my lord's betrothed,,,but he's so kind,,,so lovely,,,i must Resist my base urges,,,)

anyway they finally make it to the palace and lbh is crushed that shen yuan doesnt seem sad at all (is he just fine with marrying a complete stranger? even his bodyguard is sadder than he is!)

before the "official meeting" shang qinghua literally runs into mobei-jun. b/c he's gotten into the bodyguard role he immediately prostates himself and apologizes. cue shock from lbh when mobei-jun falls over himself (well, reaches down 1% quicker than usual) to help his fiance up.

lbh: is my lord smitten with...the ugly rat man? ths servant? when yuan-ge is right there???

(yes they've dropped honorifics, they dropped honorifics like 1 day into the journey bc shen yuan doesnt know what boundaries are)

mobei-jun for his part is completely perplexed. shang qinghua is obviously his future empress, who else would it be?

lbh ofc doesnt care about the whole trickery thing once he realizes he can court shizun to his hearts desire.

bonus cumplane double wedding. everyone thinks mobing were the ones who arranged it because cumplane get into a violent fight during the feast. actually luo binghe cried for 10 straight hours at his shizun's feet trying to convince him to change his mind.

[fagus-sylvatica-beech-hedge]

we need to start calling dan and phil phan again not as a ship name for two separate individuals, but as just a name for the one symbiotic organism that they've merged into over the years but also for the fandometrics

[butchjesus]

many such cases

[enden-k]

i am NOT immune to silly horny major bark i mean major cock i mean major kwak

[pandoa]

"miss attorney" and "miss bodyguard"

"serious, overworked ceo" and "serious, overworked surgeon"

i rest my case.

[moment-live]

In the dark you will not stray

[boarloved-art]

at all times i am thinking about wei wuxians outfit changing between being picked up by the lans on dafan mountain, and being dragged back to cloud recesses. did they go clothes shopping. let us see the shopping montage mxtx. please.

edit: continuation heree

[dinosaurwithablog]

I just checked, and with today's win, the NY Yankees are once again in first place in the AL East!!! Ahhh... how do you spell relief? I spell it like this... we are number 1!! Yippee cayay, motherflower!!! And just like that, all is right with the world. 😁😁😁

LET'S GO YANKEES!!!!!*

* This is our year!! It has to be. 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[scopop08]

Everyone knows Skizzleman is gonna be one of the new hermits, and I know the discussion right now is about who the other one is, but there's a more important question.

WILL SKIZZ FINALLY GET A THUMBNAIL ARTIST

[thepriceofsurvival]

I know once you start looking at numbers in AFTG you can’t stop.

And yet here is another post about it.

The number 5 is consistent in especially TSC. Small things, like tries to get up when Jean wakes up at Abby’s and tries to run, five numbers programmed into Jean’s new phone, five Trojans at the first meet/party at the house.

And bigger things, too:

Kevin was 9 when he came to Evermore, Jean was 14 (5 year difference)

Jean fought Riko with blood and teeth for 5 months until he didn’t have the strength.

Jean stayed at Evermore for 5 years.

Jean and Kevin’s numbers add up to 5.

“Five volunteers to break him in, Zane’s betrayal to destroy him, and one promise that kept him alive despite it all.”

And, of course:

A cool evening breeze. Rainbows. Open roads. Teammates.

Friends?

Five reasons to stay.