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So... Yeah. Deadpool has zero control everytime he looks at Wolverine but he dosen't care.
Or the reason why the X-men don't let Deadpool in the School because he's a danger for himself everytime he see Wolverine.
#Wolverine#deadpool#xmen#x men#logan howlett#wade wilson#deadpool and wolverine#colossus#piotr rasputin#poolverine#i guess#i mean it could be a one side thing or not#just not in public#deadpool is pansexual#Wolverine is bisexual#mutants are queer#we are all Deadpool in here
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a lot of penetration happened in that Honda Odyssey for it to be straight
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool 2024#logan howlett#wade wilson#ah the beloved honda odyssey scene#“car fight” is that what they're calling it now#mmhhmm#civilians (ppl who arent in the fandom yet) would watch these gifs and go 😱🫣😨 that's... brutal#the rest of us would go 🤭😋 not brutal enough#and that is why everyone is concerned we're all insane over here#we are#but we're not helping our case either
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that old man yaoi brainrot got me good, folks
#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#deadpool#so the story I imagine with this one is#they start making out sloppy style (obvs) while logan is smoking a cigar on the fire escape (wade just cannot resist)#and neither one of them notices until the cigar burns down to logan's fingers#then they resurface for air coughing and spluttering from all the smoke they've been inhaling and exhaling#does this count as shotgunning?#shotgunning#cigar shotgunning even?#deadclaws#the wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#old man yaoi#old man yaoi brainrot on full display#I fear there is no cure and I must be tranquilized and released into a new habitat for my own good#but alas I am my own zookeeper and I don't wanna#so here we are#deadpool art#wade wilson#logan howlett#let those old men kiss sloppy style#and yes they are wearing each other's colors but with little bits of their own (lines in Logan's flannel and drawstring on Wade's hoodie)#and yeah they can smoke as much as they want because regenerative healing and wade is already like 50% cancer#what could happen
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I got bored.
For those occasions when the straights can't fathom why you ship The Gays™
#i was inspired#mostly i just saw deadpool vs wolverine but it got me thinking#made because my sister didn't completely understand why we all thought the honda scene was gay#and because the few times we share a fandom she doesn't always understand why i ship something#ill use this to make her understand now#also considering making some specifically for yuri polycules asexuals and various genders lol#but for now its just the gays™#“why do you think they're gay?” bingo#shipping#crack shipping#gay ships#gay shipping#yaoi#fujoshi#i dont consider myself that last one but i feel like they'd appreciate this <3#uhhh and other tags idk#aml speaks#bingo card#bingo#this was made at like 7am idc if it looks good or not it was just for fun#ship bingo#shipping bingo#gay ship bingo#gay ships bingo#gay shipping bingo#listen im just trying to cover all my bases here ok#and yk what only cause i mentioned it in the tags#poolverine#aml memes#forgot about that one lol
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Every Single Other Universe. Logan/Wade, post-Deadpool & Wolverine, Explicit. 12,470 words.
In which Wade and Logan and their variants are being hunted down by a hater from the Void and are thus tasked with hunting the hater back. Weirdly, all of their other variants are dating each other in their respective timelines. Does that seem meaningful to anybody else?
Read it on AO3!
#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#yes! we are still going through it over here. thank you so much for asking#had several crises in a row fiercely critiquing myself over this one so please let me know if you liked it haha#trivia when i posted the last fic i was so nervous i barely slept four hours that night!!!! we love to have fun#anyway i'm taking 15mg of edibles so i'll see you all in the morning#but also i did really enjoy writing most of this. i love them lol#get ready for more jokes and SINCERE-ASS FEELINGS#my fic
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i’ve seen people disappointed by the deadpool & wolverine movie because they don’t kiss but by god that car scene was them having hate sex actually
#i watched the movie today#clearly#hi#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool & wolverine spoilers#?#i guess#deadpool#wolverine#i’m just tagging it all rn idk#deadpoolverine#?!!#what the fuck do you call their ship name#lowade#…?#wagon#logson#wolverpool#HOLY SHIT IS THAT IT#i think that’s the ship name#we did it everypony !#ok#um#i’m getting off track here#they had hate sex end of story that’s the post goodnight
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Valentine Vuong is a transfemme they/them enby, I am not accepting criticism at this time 😇
#wednesday spoilers#deadpool spoilers#not impressed with Val's character design in this issue suddenly having MASSIVE BAZONGAS#combined with Tasky misgendering them (without acknowledgement or correction)#it really feels like the narrative intent was to make SURE we know they're AFAB#so it was clear that the Valenpool closure convo was between Wade and A GIRL#hey marvel writers. I see your “Deadpool has to be with a girl” and raise you ”that girl has a dick and Wade LOVES it“#ugh. idk. the whole thing is leaving a bad taste in my mouth#Val's previous character designs did suggest afab but not strongly#their agab wasn't confirmed either way and I really liked that#because like? it's not our business? what's in their pants or down their shirt?#(obligatory disclaimer that of course enbies and transmascs can have a majestic rack and still be 100% their gender)#(I know a lot of pre-op and non-op trans men!)#(but in this specific context that doesn't feel like what they were trying to convey)#(in an ideal world there would be be more than one enby character in the entire fucking universe 😭)#(so the burden of “good representation” wouldn't be all on Val's shoulders)#(but here we are. and so the small choices they make about the character have a HUGE impact)#I guess the curse of being a comics fan is hating the portrayal of your fave 90% of the time#still it's disappointing#ANYWAY Val makes their own E#and they bought those [redacted] with merc money and they were worth every penny#valentine vuong#deadpool (2024)#valenpool#deadpool#wade wilson#gender blender#water logs
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Lately I've only been wishing to grab a comic about my favorite character and just have a genuinely good time reading it.
#I can't remember the last time I took a Deadpool comic and genuinely had a good time about it#I hate the direction they took with his character and it's so disrespectful that I don't even talk about I don't even think *any* Deadpool#fan genuinely talk about it because were so tired of his kids characterization we all just collectively decided to ignore whatever hell#marvel through at him#but rant aside#it's just–#I am not sure if comic books are fun anymore I don't even know who I am making content for half of the people on my notes haven't touched#comic book and aren't pretending to do so#people who read the comics tend to be so mean or bitter about it that even if you follow most will be angry about something#comic or fan related and I don't know if I can blame them but following that is draining#and as much as I was trying to be a good sport about it you make a post about comic book characters and#and the overwhelming response is 'I don't read the comics but'– following up by a take about them that doesn't even recognize any core#aspect of their personality that you can't even grasp you can't even recognize them#you can't recognize them on tue cannon you can't recognize them on the fannon#and no matter how engaging you try to make content about the fandom people just–*refuse* to read it. And then– they *refuse* to tag fannon#content as fannon#and *refuse* to leave either#Yes we are all having fun but how can a character tag be so so filled with people who have no idea of who they are#how can a character can be properly loved and take care of and have content that respect them if no one makes any attempt to *know them*#and it's disheartening because *comics* are supposed to be fun *fannon are supposed to be fun*#but for aome reason it's really *really* hard to have fun here anymore#I created this page to share my love for the characters I care about and see more content of people who care about them too#but I can't even *find* people who care about them any more and when I do they're all so angry and upset– And I *cant even blame them*#I just... I don't know why I am doing this anymore or for who I am doing this anymore#sorry to vent but it's been a while since I haven't been had a genuinely good time™ enjoying comics#I don't think even people who write those comics enjoy those comics or care about those characters#Sometimes feels like everyone is projecting on those characters rather than *writing about them*. And I can't find them anymore#fanfics used to be about love petters to characters who you love#nowadays seems like a competition to see who makes more funny words with tropes pre-written since 2007#vent
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hey guysss be aware hungary still gets new movies 1-2 days early for. some reason so i'm seeing deadpool 3 in a few hours (wednesday 8pm CET) and i WILLL be posting spoilers so blacklist #dp spoilers and #deadpool spoilers!!! or maybe #deadpool as a whole if you wanna be extra safe
#a marvel movie in 2024 GIRLL... unfortunately we#had all the old xmen movies on dvd in my house when i was growing up so im never escaping them#especially not since they put all the mfs from those movies in here as cameos😭liiike#baiting meeeeee (guy who's younger than the movie)#marvel#deadpool#deadpool 3#deadpool & wolverine
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i’m collecting all the deadpool duplicate blogs n enjoying every second of it.
#collecting isn’t the right word … trapping yall here is probably a better way to describe it. luring yall to your room.#doom*#i love all of yall sm the subtle variations in how we all write him just!!!! brings me such joy#ooc. ⇁ part time homo … full time deadpool lovebot.#mobile /
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sorry if you've already mentioned but what (re?)ignited your love of comics/x-men/cherik? curious because there are so many different adaptations of them
i think im gonna speak for a few (or a lot of) people when i say that TL;DR the wolverine x deadpool movie that came out this summer is what pulled me back into comics and i COULD leave it there but i will go into excruciating and unnecessary detail instead because i love an origin story and i love oversharing.
under the cut tho because im nice sometimes (there's also wxdp doodles in here. if you want to see that)
ironically (and probably commonly), growing up i was more of an avengers kid. Kinda. Loosely <- binge watched the cartoons and movies and read copious amounts of comics and fics and i am hoarding fanart in my old dresser as we speak ok 'loosely' is a modest lie.
embarrassingly i remember getting into discus cause of captain america LMAO so yeah needless to say i was a Humble Fan- me joining my school's comic class/club didnt help either (shoutout to my teach from that she was the realest one out there for. A Multitude of reasons). she definitely is was inspires me to even draw still and make comics and i often think bout the tips i learned from her class tbh she was great
back to the movies t and comics tho, i got into em because my brother would offer to take me and that's how we'd hang out (i rarely saw movies in theaters and i even more rarely went anywhere as a teenager. still kinda like that today tbh ooops) and yk. it just snowballed after that.
my brother and i have always liked comics- he just more than me for a while (though he still very much loves comics and As We Know From My Posts we still talk about them whenever i see him To An Exhausting Degree)
durin then i was really into stony and i have a few surviving doodles i made but those are between me and god. and anyone who asks tbh LOL
'snap can you make this related to x-men again this is long' ok so fast forward to This Summer again I Still Don't Really See Movies but my brother offered to take me and this was the first time i'd actually seen an x-men movie in full
as a kid i only remember seeing the 'perfection' scene between erik and raven in first class while i was channel surfing. pretty sure i changed the channel after seeing mystique naked cause i was scared my parents would get mad at me if they caught me watching it LOL
BUT MOVING ON As A Kid i think it's also natural you'll sometimes watch 92 if it's on And I Did though evidently it didn't stick too hard (i do remember really liking beast and gambit though.... still do really): my knowledge of x-men was. INCREDIBLY sparse. like diabolically so so i didnt have too much expectations (aside from the fact i vaguely liked deadpool beforehand).
tbh i dont know why my bro never took me to see any of the x-men movies. it's not like he doesn't Also like x-men (90% sure nightcrawler's his favorite but my brother will be caught dead saying he has absolute favorites like that)- he owns a bitch load of deadpool comics/omnibus sets too (of which ive read over the years and reread this year) but Shrug moving on
Much Like Most Of The Internet i fell down the rabbit hole that way. i have some doodles i made a couple days after seeing WxDP that i now have an excuse to throw at all of you Look And Perceive
and so. As I Do. i got curious and told myself i'd binge watch all the x-men movies the week before i went back to school And Then I Did ft. My Brother Sometimes and then i said i'd binge watch all of '92 and And I Did That ft. My Brother Sometimes But Less So and now we're here. currently watching Evolution...
once i got to school i realized i lived near a comic shop and started getting into the comics that way (the first ones i got since going down this rabbit hole was Magneto Was Right!, The Resurrection of Magneto, and The Trial of Magneto. if you were curious !!!!! clearly i didnt care too much about context i just needed to see My Guy jelvejlkvj i have no regrets and Evidently ive read more since)
i'm pretty sure what dragged me into cherik specifically was the fact i saw a clip of The Famous ending to 92 where erik's aghast at the notion jean even has to question his love for charles. i think that was what officially had me refocus my lens on them: not a single poolverine thought after that LOL (all the cherik posting i saw on twitter definitely helped too but that was the nail in the coffin for any other interests i had: i was locked into cherik and x-men in general now)
that clip specifically, i was surprised at the fact they- frequently even- have the x-men franchise say erik loves charles and vice versa so bluntly. even if it's not meant to be romantic, i fear im just a fan of how casually the word's thrown around with them two and i got tender bout it all. Then Yk. i just live for the drama. the hilarity even. the sincerity .... they make me sick if i think of them too long so im gonna end it here
before i go tho ironically enough, the first x-men issue i owned was This one (story a this is that while stuck in some wacko dimension charles accidentally gets himself trapped in logan's mind while utilizing his astral projection. if you were curious). pretty sure i got it for free with another comic set i got years ago since our old comic shop loved to do that, but it's poetic aint it. maybe ill doodle something referencing it..
i should probably look into finishing this arc someday im Dummy curious to even know how it started and how it ends.....
#snap chats#usually this onea them posts i ramble bout in the tags but i have photos and this is Long long so .. i use the main body for once ...#sorry i gave a biography but i never talk to people and i also love typing. im one of those party can-of-worms i fear#i feel like i could talk about this forever because x-men itself has never been super prominent in my childhood#it was just kinda there in the background BUT comics themselves have always been with me. theyre a keystone to me i think#but yeah. x-men definitely sticks a lot harder than avengers does now OOPS this is not me taking shots i am just SAYING#i have a lot of old marvel doodles tbh .. i found an old deadpool one i remember drawing with my bro during a car ride#kinda funny how much my bro and i bond i dont think of it much but I Guess thats another reason why comics are special to me#we dont bond much- i dont bond with my fam in general tbh we're kinda. Isolated in a way LOL so its cool we're tight at least#if you wanna go deeper bout Comics And My Family my dad really liked comics growing up- more dc tho maybe#apparently he used to draw hulk a lot but if he did those drawings are loooong gone.. at least i know who to blame for me drawing#he loves superman tho. i remember id get embarrassed watching superhero cartoons and superman was on screen when he was around#for some reason i thought id get in trouble if he caught me watching superman but when he did once he was real happy so. tf wrong with me#he loves to say hes superman a lot and id be like Dad... Stop... LMAO but in the cheesiest way possible he do be my hero so. accurate ig#but yeah thats my origin story for why i like comics again thank you for reading if you actually read all that#and sorry it got all sappy Unfortunately i be like that sometimes. i am very emotionally constipated and i over explain a lot#ok i fr gonna end it here im gonna keep going by accident if i thinka any longer and i have stuff i still have to do
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me and the gang when like a prayer is on (bonus points for the choir vers)
#PUHLEASE ITS SO GOOD#okay ik it’s the whole deadpool and wolverine thing but all I can think of is when my anthropology prof whipped the mv out in class#and said right class we are going to learn about pop culture abusing Jesus and the Catholic Church!!#and then w a follow up ‘I’m looking at you Madonna!’#‘that’s right we are talking about sex AND Jesus!!! ‘#like HELLO !?!? uh okay what a way to start a class ig#anywhoooo here we come Spotify wrapped#like a prayer#deadpool and wolverine#paige talks
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THEY'RE ALL ADORABLE
#deadpool 3#deadpool really said 😍🥹#dogpool is already adorable wdym he ran to deadpool directly#she really recognized papa even if he's technically a variant#that scent of cancer never falters#and Logan is adorable too wdym literal 😠🙄😑#he just lets wade have his moment though so. we all know you have a new soft spot logan#indisputably wade is the cutest here. if “MY CHILD” was a person it'd be him in this moment#the fuck#he's adorable (he's a cold blooded killer)#dogpool#peggy the dog#logan howlett#wade wilson#hugh jackman#ryan reynolds#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 2024
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secret starter call - @ladyohdeath
❝ ... Look, Lady... You scare me a lot, but I kind of on a whole mission here, so you wanna go bug someone else? ❞ He says, with a hiss, as if he hadn't already gotten himself damned to much worse. Hellstorm's certain that Bobbi's soul was down here and he had to get her out of Hell, at least. Hopefully, the both of them alive, and whatever this woman was... he knows she's Death, but he can't back down. Already planned to tell the Devil to go fuck himself. ❝ There's gotta be like a million others. ❞
#you know what. here's the context.#so in the 90s run of thunderbolts. clint is tricked into going to hell by daimon hellstorm because he's lead to believe that bobbi#bobbi morse his somewhat ex wife is down there (except due to a retcon we know that; bobbi didn't actually die was replaced by skrulls)#and clint ends up literally in hell. and facing down mephistos.. and going through a lot of deadly nightmare encounters down there#and clint ends up finding patsy walker aka hellcat and brings her back from hell/the dead... because well that's why daimon hellstorm#tricker him into going to hell. to go get patsy (by saying it was bobbi) which leads patsy to being angry with daimon.#ANYWAYS. ALL I AM SAYING. (mostly cause ill be real i do not watch the mcu but i support writers who come out w/ characters from it)#(and i know lady death from 616 as deadpool and thanos ex gf)#BUT ANYWAYS.#Rio and Clint meet in hell while Clint's on a misguided mission to save his wife (who isn't dead or in hell; but he thinks she is dead caus#cause bobbi kind of did die and then RETCON her as swapped by a skrull so the skrull died. THIS IS LONG WINDED.#but ANYWYAS. I THINK THIS WOULD BE INTRERSTING. and lets you lead into all yoru lore made up for rio / death :3#[ in character ]#[ verse ; thunderbolts era ]#[ verse ; alt 616 ]#ladyohdeath
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HOW DO YOU NEED TO BE TOUCHED?
fervently. - you crave a hug that cracks your ribs… the feeling of your wandering soul being crushed back into the bones that can't seem to hold it. you need a hand gripping yours so tightly you almost fear it may leave a bruise, a reminder that you are here. and that you are not alone.
-- ❝GASP- You got the same answer as me? Ohhhh, c'mere big guy, I can koala around that big body of yours and give you a tight squeeze!❞
-- ❝Get off! You-..!❞ Yet he doesn't put up as much of a fight as he could, eventually relenting and allowing Wade to wrap himself around his midsection, flopping to the couch and- maybe his metal arm settles across Wade's back in return. He'll argue it keeps him quiet but he's liking it more than he'd ever willingly admit.
Tagged by: @rcguevariant Tagging: @ficklefables - @bucketfullofocs - @shadowedvales - @hopedefined and anyone else who might want to do it!
#[Wade won't address that it means he ALSO wants that comfort but hey- nate gets it]#[Uses the weight of his metal arm to just pull him in - giving him a tight squeeze]#When It All Falls Down || Cablepoolossus || FickleFables#because this is absolutely part of that verse - we all know piotr needs to get over here and give cable a proper tight hug#Little Fun || Dash Games || Deadpool#Little Fun || Dash Games || Cable
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i regret NOTHING, we're bringing this man back from the grave also.
#・ ˖ ✦ ⋄ . AUTHOR OF THE STARS ❝ ooc. ❞#i was already debating it on and off for a while#but then me and friends watched deadpool and wolverine on discord and well....here we are#i've only mused one of his earlier cartoon version before#but now this is gonna be like!!!! all of them meshed into one?
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