#deadpoolverine

[ironicandpunny]

I can’t believe cause of that movie y’all are only just now jumping on Deadpool/Wolverine. That feels like such old news to me now, Wade has always been obsessed with Logan…

Anyway keep making the fan art, I love it.

[fandom-gt]

FANDOM: DCU & X-MCU Crossover

REQUESTED SUMMARY: ”If youre fine with a little crossover story, Deadpool and Logan get sucked through a portal and end up in the DCU barely 1cm tall each. On the head of a half asleep Clark Kent's cock. They get a good look at the landscape of a man and see his massive hand loom over them ready to”

CHARACTERS: Logan Howlett, Deadpool (Wade Wilson), Clark Kent

WARNINGS: Unaware

COMMISSION TYPE: Quick Fill (+tip, thank you!)

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The pair of them get a good look at their surroundings, and it takes a moment to truly sink in for them both. Even Wade is uncharacteristically silent in awe at what sprawls out before them – although, of course, that barely lasts two seconds before his mouth is running with an emphatic, “Holy Attack On Titanic Cock-”

Logan, as per usual, does not acknowledge this quip. Instead, he’s too busy rounding on the masked menace and ejecting his claws with a violent, angry snikt, his nose wrinkling into a furious snarl. “This is your fucking fault, why the fuck are you screwing around with shit you don’t have the first idea how to use-”

“Woah now, Adam Sandler in Anger Management and the beginning of Happy Gilmore, let’s not do anything hasty, you need me if you wanna avoid getting re-spermed by Henry Cavill as Eren Yeager-” He pauses. “Wait, I just heard myself. That was too many references, wasn’t it? Was that too many references? No, no, it’s the horny readers who are wrong…”

Before Logan has a chance to personally decapitate Wade to make Headpool 2.0, there’s a rumbling movement. An earthquake-sized upheaval that sends them both sprawling onto their stomachs, clinging to the smooth, velvet flesh of what they both know to be the head of an enormous cock. Above them, a hand looms into view, and Wade squeaks a little, “Oh, crap.”

[rystiel]

i’ve seen people disappointed by the deadpool & wolverine movie because they don’t kiss but by god that car scene was them having hate sex actually

[myusernameisstolen]

its almost as though.....

My favorite thing about Deadpool and Wolverine isn't their toxic dynamic, but how they somehow manage to make each other BETTER rather than WORSE like you'd expect. It feels like a "I wanna make him worse" situation, but somehow, they equal out and end up domestic boyfriends with a nice life, friends, and a new family.

[networkdemolishersteve]

@marvel after battling this network for about a decade I see myself kinda like this 💯😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂💰 #Deadpoolverine https://www.instagram.com/p/Cb5-G7AOMV3/?utm_medium=tumblr

[entertainment]

in an alternate universe this is a scene from succession

Deadpool & Wolverine | 2024

[misssunshineandseafoam]

we were getting ready for deadpoolverine and the trailer came on

one of the actors talking about how they too are a fan and I broke

how dare they do this to me personally

I pray Hollywood never deems a property you hold near and dear to your heart "box office gold" and then proceeds to absolute massacre it