#we all know the meme

[practically-an-x-man]

Rogue: Remy and I don't have pet names for each other

Scott: Oh yeah? What do you put in your tea?

Rogue: Sugah?

Remy, from the other room: Oui, chère?

[jollymalt]

right order, wrong person

[demaparbat-hp]

He truly did.

[jaybee2000]

I must not watch election coverage. Election coverage is the mind-killer. Election coverage is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will cast my vote. I will permit the result to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the election coverage has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[justmebeing--me]

Happy Thanksgiving

[all-dead-rock-show]

the two sides of joker fans

[ruvigapo]

Run boy run!! The sex monsters eat salmon!!

In which i arrive Fashionably Late to the fishssek party

[mischievous-thunder]

The silly boys strike again!

[yutamayo]

[skialdi]

“Which sibling tried to kill Luffy?”

[tanked-up]

(After a mission)

Ghost sighs in defeat: Why is that you’re the only one who ends up getting hurt?

Soap: If I didn’t end up hurt then you wouldn’t have any excuse to patch me up on your lap, sir.

*Ghost gripping on Soap’s holsters as he patches him on the shoulder while on his lap*

Ghost: You’ve always got to fuckin win, don’t ya?

Soap: I’m just special, Lt

[hobermallowed]

Dubai trio + text posts

[shalom-iamcominghome]

Funny things about being in jewish culture™

You absolutely cannot expect jews to (1) stay on a topic topic or (2) be concise. The notion of "having a topic" to talk about is merely a suggestion (apparently, this includes me)

Jewish time means you're transported into a universe where time doesn't exist. Every shul has to have a portal to a different plane of oblivion - it's as important as having the scrolls in the ark

You might only know someone by their hebrew name and consider if they will look at you weird if you call them by it outside of shul

There is a latent jewish mother hiding in everyone and that mother will arise like a sleeper agent if someone has deduced that you aren't eating enough during any potential communal meals

Why so many puns

Why are all of you as sarcastic as me...

The one person who's actually fluent in hebrew flexing their superior language comprehension (diaspora)

Celebrating having a minyan

Singing prayers to popular children's songs

It's surprisingly normal to ask about someone's bris if it comes up

There are seven people in the building, yet I thought there were twenty

[eomcheong-keun-megi]

SKZ 2024 Minsung Dorm Meme Fall Out

[affixjoy]

[cosmicallydivine]

i’m actually obsessed with the image of naberius at canaan house like this man is the PINNACLE of hot sexy boy toy that in any other series would have a line of people just waiting to get a piece of him, but instead there are fully 2 women on this entire planet who are attracted to men, and one is married and pushing 50 and the other has been dead since before the book even started