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prlssprfctn · 1 month ago

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I know the fandom mostly agrees that Jason is that one always unemployed sibling in the family, but let me offer you a slightly enhanced concept - unemployed sibling Jason, who is the busiest sibling in the family.

No one can get hold of him. Like, ever. And it is not like he is lying, he is genuinely always has something else to do! Something random and unexpected, and, honestly, all his family can think is: what the hell?

Bruce, frowning: Remind me again, why the dinner in the circle of the family today doesn't suit your... schedule?

Jason, shrugging: I have a book club evening in the nursing home. We are discussing Margaret Atwood's Penelopiad tonight. Can't miss it. Also, Jennet-

Alfred, confused: Who is Jennet?

Jason: One of the old ladies in the nursing home, duh... Anyway, yeah, Jennet is having a birthday. She would be hella mad if her favourite grandson missed it, you know?

Bruce: ...Jason, you are not her-

Jason: (leaves)

Dick: Hey, wanna join me for tomorrow morning's training?

Jason, sighs: Sounds nice, but I have classes tomorrow.

Dick, confused: Classes? Since when you are enrolled in college?

Jason: Oh, no. I am a substitute teacher in one of the school's around.

Dick: WHAT-

Damian, calling Jason in the middle of the day: Can you pick me up from school? Others are busy, there is an emergency in the town.

Jason: Damn, sorry, kid, but I am not in the country right now. By the way, do you want to talk with your mother?

Damian: ...What that supposed to mean? Where are you?

Jason: I was planning to visit All-Caste, but first decided to meet up with Talia. I am kinda in Egypt right now, anyway.

Damian: ...

Tim, already used to Jason's constant busy status, sighing: I bet you won't agree if I call you on the lunch tomorrow?

Jason: Uh, no. I have plans. But if you tag along with me, we can get lunch together later.

Tim, surprised: ...Okay. What do you have tomorrow? Knitting club? A shift in library?

Jason: Nah, graduation ceremony.

Tim: Right, you are a substitute teacher.

Jason: No, no. My graduation ceremony. I am getting my PHD in literature.

Tim: SINCE FUCKING WHEN-

#Tim: Jason maybe it is time to get a Google Calendar idk #Tim: ...and write us UPDATES ON WHAT YOU ARE UP TO WDYM YOU ARE GETTING PHD #Jason: well it is not like it is my first one lol #Bruce: ??????#Jason: dang forgot to mention that #jason todd #red hood #dcu comics #dc universe #dcu #batman #batfamily #bruce wayne #batfam #dick grayson #damian wayne #tim drake #alfred pennyworth

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onixiage · 2 months ago

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sleepy time :)

#arcane #jayvik #jayce talis #viktor arcane #hope draws #ogughghhg their damn lab beat me up #like wdym the walls r empty and the only furniture u have there r a solid TWO DESKS #A CHAIR AND A STOOL AND JAYCES FUCK ASS ANVIL I CANT DO THIS

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maiumeni · 2 months ago

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#squid game #bro took it personally #wdym because he’s your friend #am i not??#gihun x inho #ginho #457 #this is how we cope #oh my god i spent hours trying to search this meme #totally forgot the im not calling you a good boy part ;;

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xpurplepiex · 2 months ago

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when i started watching g1 for the first time, i was NOT prepared for whatever the fuck its doing with Megatron's transformation😭😭

it gave me so much psychic damage

#transformers #tf #tf g1 #maccadam #megatron #starscream #my art #as a kid i was pretty isolated from tf media so i had NO idea megs originally was a gun #from tfp and cybertron games i knew he was a jet and a tank so this thing gave me a fucking whiplash #and the mass change..... oh g1 youre so silly #i watched 2 seasons of g1 so im used to it by now but the first time was truly horrific for me #like WDYM the leader of decepticons can be held in a hand in his alt-mode??? buddy pls how do you lose all the mass in a blink of an eye��😭

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frownyalfred · 3 months ago

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Tim, sitting in the Cave, arms crossed, clearly pouting:

Kon, who has learned to speak fluent Bat over the years: do you wanna go watch a video of [recent disaster] together and you can tell me how you would have organized and run the civilian evacuation differently?

Tim:

Kon:

Tim, sniffling: yeah

#like wdym that's not their dynamic #i jest i jest #timkon #tim drake #kon el kent #conner kent #superboy #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily

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stargirl230 · 7 months ago

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you’re my hero!

bnha doomed yuri was not on my 2024 bingo card

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

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femmeofhearts · 6 months ago

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i hope (know) this is how everyone who has ever fumbled me feels

#femmeofhearts thoughts #lesbian #certified weird femme #this is totally not about anything specific that i’m still mad about at all wdym #i love nothing more than to haunt people #ooo yes you cannot escape the thought of me oooooo #femme dyke

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neproxrezi · 2 years ago

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harry dubois would end death note in one episode. he'd be unkillable bc he has no fucking idea what his name is and then he'd go drink driving and accidentally run light over and the killings would mysteriously stop

#with a high enough inland empire stat you just see ryuk. immediately #dibi #disco elysium #popular #i wrote this absent mindedly on the journey to germany #wdym it got notes

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a3rosp4ce · 1 month ago

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just like how izuku never sees the soft longing gazes that katsuki gives to him, katsuki never sees the sharp possessive stares that izuku gives whenever anyone got too close to him

#possessive izuku yum yum yum #that scene with compress was actually insane. wdym thats canon #bnha #bkdk #dkbk #bakudeku #bakugou katsuki #midoriya izuku

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gatorinator · 1 year ago

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“Walrus on your doorstop” this “fairy’s more unrealistic” that my professor just uttered the sentence “there was one day I found a real octopus in my backyard” this man hasn’t left Utah his entire life. How was there an octopus in his backyard in Utah. He then said “I do not have time to elaborate we need to cover a lot today in class” GIRL WHAT DO YOU MEEAN

#al speaks #we are fifteen minutes into class and still haven’t had any class cuz he was telling a story. wdym you don’t have time for the octopus story #stop class I want to know everything. I guess he would say he would be more surprised to see a fairy than a walrus #walrus or fairy

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prlssprfctn · 17 days ago

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Cryptid!Alfred, who is actually immortal. Like, he cannot die for forever - he did once, during the war, and after that... for some reason, he kept coming back, completely without any additional magical help. He sometimes dies again, and then mysteriously comes back on the next morning, as if nothing happened. Bruce used to it at some point, so instead of asking questions (Alfred has no answers, anyway) he just pretends that it is normal. He gaslights kids to think the same. Like, what do you mean he died, Damian? No, he is alrightish. Look in the kitchen, he is making us breakfast. It probably was just a bad dream.

So, when Jason dies and gets back? Oh, Alfred knows his grandson has the same curse/blessing. Because it wasn't the Lazarus Pit that brought Jason back after all, but some strange, unexplainable force. Perhaps, both of them are just bound to end up as guardians, as warriors and protectors - that's why they keep coming back.

...Nevertheless, it doesn't make their family less... anxious about the whole thing. These two from the other side? Oh, they absolutely enjoy their immortal hang-out hours.

Jason: What was your funniest death?

Alfred: I am going to say... that one time, when I was teaching young master Bruce using a hunting rifle, and he accidentally shot me. I came back in fifteen minutes, and, of course, a poor thing was sobbing, but afterwards he was doing all chores for a month. Wonderful days.

Jason: Damn, poor Brucie... My funniest gotta be that one time, when Roy and I got drunk, and I legit jumped off the building because I thought I can fly. Roy had never got sober that quick.

(The first time Jason dies on the family's watch)

Dick, sobbing: Alfred... Alfred... He died! His neck was snapped! How can I live-

Alfred, casually leaning to snap Jason's neck again: Wake up, my boy.

Jason, dramatically gasping for air: Damn, who made me a massage, while I was sleeping?

Tim: What. The. Fuck.

#little Dick was living in the strange horror when he was little #like wdym our butler respawns I literally saw him dying on the FOOTAGE #after moving out he gaslights himself to believe that it had never happened.#he starts ignoring all strange instances as Bruce after that #then Jason joins A's club. and Dick feels like he is a side char in horror again WHAT THE FUCK #Tim has a record of their deaths and just uses it as a project #Damian doesn't understand the hype. isn't it normal for families? his own do that all the time #(secretly thinks it is cool that A & J doesn't need the Lazarus Pit for that)#Bruce pretends to be nonchalant but he is in the verge of tears every time Alfred and Jason die again #also don't write me about the super punch that somehow brought Jason back alive I assure you it was Gotham (the city) bringing him back /hj #jason todd #red hood #dcu comics #dc universe #dcu #batman #bruce wayne #batfamily #batfam #alfred pennyworth #dick grayson #tim drake

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yaolmao · 2 months ago

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tell your baby that i’m your baby

#found an old draft and redrew it #love the genre of Atsushi art with her and her tiger #also wdym stormbr getting a manga #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bsd atsushi #bsd fanart #atsushi nakajima #myart

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demi-pixellated · 29 days ago

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Continuing to distract myself at work with background watches of Sonic games.

#Sonic #Blaze the Cat #Cream the Rabbit #Cheese Chao #Fanart #MSPaint Draw #taking a lil look see at Blaze lore for a different thing and omg sonic rush... they're so cute ill die #i was fully in the middle of a whole other page and switched gears so fast onto this as i watched #truly enamored with their pairing up 🥺🥺#legit a lil sad that Cream isn't in rush adventure! wdym she Doesn't Get To See Her Friend!!

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zorangezest · 3 months ago

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haha heyyyy [THROWS SOUNDWAVE AND BEE AT YOU] [THROWS SOUNDWAVE AND BEE AT YOU] [THROWS SOUNDWAVE AND BEE AT YOU]

cat dad, puppy son!!

#i cant help but Imagine a decepticon bee au with this dynamic #evil father and his evil adult son #shockwave is gonna have the WORST time of his life #‘WDYM YOU TURNED EVIL???! WHY IS HE ON OUR SIDE???#primus’s strongest soldier fr #sorry for posting these two so much they are occupying all of my brain #b 127 #soundwave #shockwave #maccadam #transformers #tf one #tf one art #zorangetf

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khickuwa · 3 months ago

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It keeps the cold at bay.

#art #artist #fanart #illustration #illust #arcane #arcane season 2 #jayvic #jayce talis #viktor arcane #jayce x viktor #arcane s2 #digital art #THEY PULLED A “HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE” ON ME?#THEY MAKE ME SICK. SICK I TELL YOU!!!!!#jayvic has a chokehold on me- wdym THEIR LIVES WERE INTERTWINED ALL THIS TIME

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charlotlie · 2 years ago

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bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM

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