#washington would love me.

[donut-entendre]

Im so insane but the thing is the thing is right the ONE guy rvb doesnt have is a guy who giggles and laughs about a stpry he was told in HS by his paramedic teacher who sounded like jack black and was a 5 star chef no shit he was on shark week this man was crazy they do not have a guy who giggles and laughs about hearing the eorlds most fucked up HIPAA violation about a guy venting about seeing someone's stomach on the front grill of a semi truck in the same restraunt as the family of the victim

[jomeimei421]

Felt a bit nostalgic watching RT shut down…Here are the og faves again for old times sake 💙

[igelmanz]

They’re so important to me

[grif-hawaiian-rolls]

Blue Team movie STORY night!

This week it's Junior's turn to be narrator

[leupagus]

Me before writing this GOT fic: this will mostly be about Sansa, my main squeeze, my best girl and beloved

Me while writing this GOT fic: so instead of the whole dumb shit that happens to Daenerys in seasons 5 & 6 what if instead she’s presiding over Meereen while it invents democracy so it can vote her out of the city. Along the way Meereen invents journalism and soccer.

[thornescratch]

When you are so dramatic about not letting your sibling score on you that you shut out his entire team.

[itsyouch]

HES ALIVE!!!

Dounut and Doc is the best thing that could've ever happened to me

IM SO HAPPY I didn't realize how good of a dynamic Donut and Doc are

[xerith-42]

Every fucking day I think about how Tucker killed the Meta.

He killed him. It was the holes in his suit from Tucker stabbing him that ended Agent Maine's life.

Obviously it was a group effort. And Tucker would never take the full credit for the kill. Maybe throw in a snarky "I couldn't take him on my own then, but I totally could now." But he knows that they only beat the Meta because of their team effort.

But he dealt the killing blow.

I don't know how Tucker would react to hearing that's what happened. To read the official autopsy and see that Maine was killed by asphyxiation.

Especially after the stories he's heard from Wash and Carolina about their friend. Fond memories they occasionally indulge to remember the great man they once cared for, instead of the monster that took his place.

Tucker probably would feel... Bad. Even if neither one of them feel that way or blame him, there's still that guilt that he caused Washington even more pain than he's already been through. That one of the dead friends that haunts Carolina died by his hands.

They couldn't be more grateful to him. Agent Maine died a long time ago, and neither one can agree on when it happened. But it was before the Reds and Blues ever met him. Tucker didn't kill their friend, he freed them of the burden that was the Meta.

The monster they unwittingly helped to create.

Tucker helped them move on from the guilt of knowing there was something they could do but didn't.

It's only because the Meta is dead that Carolina can mourn Maine.

It's only because the Meta is dead that Wash can let himself have a friend like Maine again.

[muxhroom-marx-markiplier]

welcome back to rodrick drops a shit ton of extremely messy unfinished doodles of his favorite character(s) because he cannot be held at gunpoint to finish a drawing

in this episode rodrick puts his head in his hands and tears his hair out and then screams really loudly

[rubber-garage]

THEYRE GONNA FIGHT WATERGATE

[slyvester101]

Aromantic Tucker and Asexual Wash would have a very interesting and very special kind of relationship.

Tucker has never been in love before. He loves his friends, loves his son more than anything else in the world, but he's never felt particularly romantic to anyone. He's never wanted to be married, or even date. He likes sex, sure, but it's not for any kind of intimacy. He gets just as much satisfaction from his hand as he does with any partner, though he does get to do some more creative things. But at the end of the day, he's not worried about when or if another sexual partner will come along. He's content to be with his friends, sitting around and talking, raising his son in whatever corner of the universe they find themselves in.

Wash has been with many partner before, even had sex with a few of them, but he mostly did that to please them, make his partner feel good. He never really got any satisfaction from it, equally pleased to cuddle with them or spent time with them in the mundane. He likes the intimacy of a relationship, likes having someone to be close to, to share his life with forever. He just wishes it didn't always entail something more than he's willing to give.

They're the same in many ways, different in others. They get each other in ways others don't, they confuse each other in ways they can't comprehend.

They're both told they're loving the wrong way. Told that Tucker should be more romantic, that sex should eventually become an act of love, not just personal satisfaction, that he needs more than the friends and family he's found if he wants to be happy. Told that Wash should be more open to sex, that he's "starving" his partners for what will truly make them happy, that he's never going to find someone who'll love him the way he wants if he doesn't give in to the idea of sex.

They find they don't care about that, especially not after finding each other.

They don't have the words for what they are, individually or together. They're not boyfriends or husbands, partners seems to be the best word to describe them. There's no word for what they feel for each other, not romantic or sexual, not platonic or familial. There's love, of course there's love, but it's not the kind everyone thinks it is or assumes it to be.

It's just comfortable, just sitting around talking and spending time with each other, long nights laying in bed and whispering secrets, bickering for hours over the stupidest things. It's trust and adoration and respect. It's something they've never had before, something they don't know they'll ever get again.

It's everything people think should make them a couple, it's everything people think will make them fall apart. But it doesn't really matter what people want to call it, what opinions they have about their relationship. Because for them...

It's just what they need.

[larsnicklas]

2023-24 NHL SEASON SNAPSHOT MOMENTS ↪ WASHINGTON CAPITALS @ ANAHEIM DUCKS

TOM WILSON completes his first career hat trick in his 700th game. His third goal was the game winner as the Capitals defeated the Ducks by a final score of 5-4.

[blueteamtexas]

reading caboose's page on the rvb fan wiki is kinda sickening ngl. please learn how to reference people with tbi like. "this is caboose. he is very stupid. there is major brain damage or w/e but liek. his main attributes are his idiocy and how fucking dumb he is. basically a baby if it could talk. cant even use a gun" thats fucked up. i personally know several people with tbis who are still happily married (possibly sexually active, i never asked), full ass adults with lives and cares and worries and struggles. its so unfair that everyone treats wash's cerebral hypoxia with grace and delicacy (bar the whole character arc of carolina handling it with less grace and more fear) but caboose is just an idiot? why does wash get that "is this what donut feels like all the time" but not "is this what caboose feels all the time"? it breaks my heart (and scares me) that when seeing someone struggling with understanding their reality and word comprehension a lot of reactions are just "stupid"

tldr: stop fucking treating diabled people like invalids for fucks sake

(edit: ive been informed that caboose suffers from an abi (aquired brain injury), not a tbi (traumatic brain injury).)

[fischiee]

ok i know ive already made a post abt carwash sibs hair before but like.. the idea of carolina shaving all her hair off after her fall to make her blend in more and wash being forcibly shaved in prison and both meeting each other again with this choppy, undyed hair and reclaiming their identities and personalities outside of their trauma by finding that connection with their appearance again…

the parallel of them dying each others hair for the first time when they were kids and now helping each other do it again as a symbol that they are finally trusting each other again

[howtosingit]

Brian I have a nice ask day ask if you wish to answer it 💜 can you pick your top 5 Rafa on screen scenes and rank them? impossible question I know. but I believe in you!

Okay the thing is I did want to answer this immediately but it absolutely crippled me with doubt 😂 so I'm just gonna do it quick like ripping off a bandaid so that I can't overthink it anymore. Also not going to rank them because I'll spiral, so you're just getting 5 great ones:

The first interrogation room scene in 2x08 (but also all Carlos and Gabriel scenes this episode). The constant shifts in Carlos as he puts things together and realizes why Gabriel's there, the heartbreak of him thinking he was doing what his father always wanted, only to disappoint him again... at the time, this was the strongest scene LS had it its arsenal (WE STAN AND MISS TONYA KONG FOREVER AND ALWAYS) and it remains one of the best ones. It's so compelling and amazing to get to see the Carlos and Gabriel dynamic on display for the first time. This episode was a game-changer and I'll never shut up about it.

It's probably cheating to say all of his work in 4x18, so if I had to pick a scene from that I would say his talk with Owen where they toast Gabriel. My only problem with it is that it's so short, but Rafa packs every fucking thing he can in there, beat for beat, and it's beautiful. His delivery on "and forget about it?" but also all the lines leading up to that. The man is fucking hollow and crushed and lost and MY GOD RAFAEL. He's so skilled at what he does, knows exactly what he's doing every time. It's sublime.

Fine, another 4x18. Carlos's vows. I'm not gonna explain that one, the man is fucking beautiful and his heart is beautiful and he puts in on display publicly for what was probably the first time in his adult life, and it's stunning.

I love the scene in 3x13 where Carlos meets Cooper. Rafa is such a brilliant comedic actor, he uses every tool at his disposal, he understands his craft so well, how to use his body and face and voice to delivery great work, he's such a standout. I adore him. I could watch that scene for hours. Also, he is really fucking distracting in those clothes.

I'm gonna pick the fire in 2x12. And I'm gonna pick it because honestly the intensity of that scene, the life-or-death stakes, the absolute devastation and destruction of it, they are fully delivered by Rafa's performance. Like, Carlos's fear is what drives the scene, and Rafa's work sells it. And I'm also going to pick it because he's shirtless and so fucking hot. I'm gay, it's true. Have fully never recovered from it. And I'm also going to cheat and say the scene continues into him crying and TK holding him. So, like, obviously a top 5.

I'm sorry I have to include it I know I already picked 5 and I refuse to cut any of them but the 3x04 scene deserves to be in here and I'm mostly talking about the montage scene where TK wakes up and Carlos is forced out of the room and then his mom is there but then he fucking gasps the breath of a dying man who has been saved LIKE HE BASICALLY SAYS NO WORDS BUT MY FUCKING GOD, THE PERFORMANCE so I'm listing it and you can't fucking stop me Lola YOU CAN'T

anyway I just really love an actor who has honed their skills and studied their craft and dedicated themselves to approaching each scene in a fresh and honest way and I'm just really fucking happy to get to watch Rafa do it so thanks for letting me rave about him Lola you're a real one ❤️

[jacepens]

I'm thinking about posting a few drafts/WIPs here on tumblr because I just have so so many that I want to give some life to, but they all would the things 'I'm definitely never working on again unless by a miracle'

Soo would you be interested in reading unfinished WIPs of mine knowing that I'll never write more, or would you rather just not know what you might miss?

And yes, this would include everything from all my fandoms. It's pretty much just all of the really old stuff that I still think is good, but I know in my heart I almost certainly will not write more of. (It would be a lot of washette, sorry to my new followers, congrats to my old. Like A LOT that's why I said this is the wrong choice. I'm half serious about that because "literally everything" would just be...so much. But if that's what you want, go for it)

EDIT: and by post I mean post on tumblr!! The only reason one or two might go on ao3 is because they're fully finished just maybe not super polished.