#was wracking my brain a while

[exercise-of-trust]

Would you be willing to draw me Amandil of Númenor?

"what's got him looking so serious" probably the new weirdo calling himself Admirable The Wizard has started talking about human sacrifice or something idk

(taking requests through september)

[lumiereandcogsworth]

Challenge: make a poll with five of your all time favourite characters, and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone’s favourite

tagged by @caesarclowningaround !!! <3

tagging: @gayassbenaffleck @roberrtphilip @ihrtmichael @ariiiloves @misscrazyfangirl321 @autumnrose11 @ginnyweatherby @japhan2024 @thavron @romeoandjulietyouwish + anyone can say i tagged them !!!

[knaveofmogadore]

You ever wake up from a dream so fucked that you have to sit there for 10 minutes after waking to rewrite the ending so that you can move on with your day or are you normal

[bitchfitch]

The fanfiction is letting the covid molecules into you?

no the fanfiction is fighting the COVID with boxing gloves

[jacobglaser]

Left it til the last possible minute to make a gifset for week 1 winter of buddie and I just have zero ideas. Head completely empty, not a single creative thought to be had.

[frobby]

nobody ever brings up how important yuri animes are to the japanese parody music community

[starwarsanthropology]

Get to know me tag game

Rules: answer + tag 9 people you want to get to know better and/or catch up with.

Thank you to @mamuzzy for the tag :) !

Favorite color : Green!! very fond of green

Last song : Some jazz song my girlfriend showed me. I dont remember the title but it had 40 monthly listeners on spotify

Currently reading : RepComm! waiting on True Colors rn

Currently watching: Delicious in Dungeon :)

Currently playing: I don't play video games much but the last thing I played was Chants of Senaar which I highly reccomend

Currently craving : tart fruit like a plum or something

Coffee or tea : I like both, but I collect tea! I have maybe 20 different kinds on hand at the moment?

A hobby you would like to try : I think felting could be fun! Or I want to start doing a martial art/fighting sport again

An AU/Alternate universe you've been plotting for : I've had a corrie guard fix-it with corries somehow ending up being supervision for delinquent children CPD shoves off on them percolating in my brain but im not sure if im going to publish/write extensively for it.

I'm not sure who is ok with people tagging them for tag games without existing friendships so I am going to refrain from tagging anyone specific but feel free if you would like, and feel free to tag me in other tag games!

[ilikeyoshi]

so this isn't an emergency or life or death or anything but i have literally $0 in my checking account right now. i'm unable to work due to a disability that's been worsening for the past three years, but my doctors have yet to find a specific diagnosis, and in my state i can't get disability aid without it. my living expenses are handled with money from my mom that would normally be going toward my inheritance, and i get about $50 a month from her as well so i have spending money; $15 of this goes to subscriptions.

baldur's gate 3 just came out this month and everything about it looks so so so fun, but due to my situation i wouldn't be able to afford it until october. obviously this isn't an emergency, but i've been really sad about it; i LOVE dungeons and dragons but due to my fluctuating health i'm not sure i could handle more than one campaign right now, especially because i've been trying to start dming a second one for years.

i'd love a game where i could scratch that dnd itch as needed without dragging a whole group of people into it, since i'm just not sure i could commit to that; but something that only needs me to play means i could do so whenever i was having a good fatigue/pain day.

if i posted a ko-fi or venmo link, would you guys consider sparing a little money towards a $10 goal? if i can scrounge up $10 this month, i'll be able to afford the game next month if i cancel my subscriptions for september. if i could get to $25, i wouldn't even have to cancel the subscriptions. and if i miraculously hit $60, i could get the game immediately.

it'd be a huge boost after what has been an especially bad month for my disability; i've spent more time stuck in bed than not. but it's NOT an emergency and i want to make that clear. i'd be overjoyed if i can play this sooner than later, so if that's worth it to you, it'd be amazing. ;_; but please don't feel pressured!

please let me know? <3

[the-admin-behind-the-slaughter]

hey other roleplayers on hiatus, how are we doing?

[jokersjr]

*pulls up in the Mutiemobile*

Hallo :] 👋

I'm thinking of making a probably quite cursed Riddler poll and I'm wondering if you had any Riddler versions or designs you'd like to suggest? :3 (literally any Riddler iteration from anything *ever* can be included)

*beeps horn and drives in circles about you*

MUTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS SO LATE IM SORRY ive been really really busy. i dunno if this is TOO late but ill give you some guys anyway

HM. hm. i wouldnt know who to say. my baby from gotham show perhaps. anddd perhaps arkham video games. and also riddler from holy musical b@man to shake things up

[storyweaverofgondor]

That feeling when someone is posting a lot of stuff, you follow them and you have no earthly idea who they are.

[marshmellowtea]

…..y’know maybe i just need to rewatch the last two seasons but tbh i never felt like the camp camp writers were “punishing max for acting like an abused child” in the plot lines for those seasons. i could be wrong ofc it’s been a while since i’ve watched that show but to be fucking honest i feel like if the show is botching any abused character’s storylines it’s david’s lmao

[sydmarch]

haven't posted any art in so long bcus I'm working on 4 paintings that have to all be posted together as a series so when the time comes & I post it I'm counting on yall to not let it flop LOL

[twinliches]

while i was trying to wade through the large amounts of people trying to leave the central subway station, everyone abruptly came to a halt in front of the subway turnstiles. two french girls had misunderstood the tap-out process, and one of them was now stuck behind the gate. as i was wracking my brain on how to explain the tap-in tap-out process of the milan metro to both of them with my rudimentary french while they both got increasingly upset at the closed gate between them, a young teenager suddenly pushed me to the side.

i was just about to give him my most scathing disgruntled glare when he took out his ticket and, after realizing they had no common language, started gesticulating wildly in front of the french girl left behind. he pointed at the ticket, then at her, and very seriously said: “on three, we go.” she nodded, and after he counted to three, holding up his fingers so there could be no confusion, they sprinted through the gate together, giggling profusely afterwards as if they had just pulled off the heist of the century,

it was just a small moment during the morning commute. but i realized then and there that the time i had spent trying to intellectualize the problem and wondering if my lack of language skills would be awkward the situation could have already been resolved. and that while i had been mad about being pushed aside, the teenager got it exactly right: no questions, no fear or shyness, just direct action to help where you can and rushing there to do so. i think about him every time now when i run to lift someone’s pram or ask a lost looking person if they need my help despite the fear of being rude. on three, we go.

[canwehavehextonite]

yall the back and side of my friends car i was borrowing is so fucked up like. as if someone hit it and ran along the side??? i dont remember hitting anything and whats worse is i didnt even notice the damage so i couldnt tell my friend before they got home that their car is fucked up 😭 but it was still under my care when it happened i feel so bad 😭

[chuluoyi]

✎ baby to the rescue

- gojo satoru x reader

in which gojo recruits your baby son to “save” you from a credit card salesman

genre: immense fluff !! baby gojo and dad!gojo shenanigans~

note: based on this and this reel. with this i hereby declare that anything past chapter 235 is null and void HAHA anyway, i truly want to post remarried empress au by this week but since 261 leaks hurt me so much, i need more fluff so have to postpone it to next week :') tagging @karikari19hikariiii <3

a part of gojo's love entries

general masterlist

Your husband Gojo Satoru... is handsome as hell, which means your baby son is also undeniably good-looking.

"Why do you pout at me?" Satoru poked his squirming baby's cheek while pursing his lips too. "C'mon, smile! That auntie is smiling at you!"

Everyone who passed by them in Shinjuku shopping district turned heads to admire him and his pumpkin just a little longer, and Satoru visibly enjoyed the attention. He smiled back at them, occasionally winking even.

If only they knew how pretty his wife was too...

Wait, no! On second thought, if they know how hot you are, there will be problems!

You had left him to go to the nearest pharmacy to restock some things, while Satoru decided to entertain his baby in the toy section. He basked in the starry-eyed looks people were giving him... until he heard some strange sounds and turned to his baby boy—

—who was chewing the beak of a duck toy with all his might. Satoru was mortified.

"—! Let that go! Your mama will beat me if she sees you eating this!"

Your baby paid him no mind though, desperately pushing the duck into his mouth. Satoru sat him on one of the empty racks and began the tug of war—

"Let go!" he reprimanded. "You're so naughty, gods—!"

Some people were now openly giggling at both of them. His son tried to resist by rolling, and Satoru clicked his tongue. He then yanked the toy away until his baby finally let it go, sniffling sadly that his papa wouldn't let him have the duck.

"Oh, you..." he picked him up again and consoled the pumpkin. "You can't do that, you hear? First, it's not clean. Second, mama will grow two heads to chew you and me both, understand?"

No, your son totally didn't understand a thing. Satoru sighed, seeing his little blue eyes welling up with tears. He ruffled his head and pulled him close. "There, there... I'll get you ice cream, okay? Now let's go."

Satoru was determined to turn his son back into a smiling, happy baby. But just as he was about to head towards the ice cream parlor, he encountered the most unbelievable sight—

"Miss! I guarantee you'll love this credit card features!"

You. That was clearly you, and a salesman (or a bozo, in Satoru's eyes) was trying to bother you.

You raised an eyebrow. "Uh, no— thank you—"

Yet the bozo was still persistent, like the pesky fly he was. "You can use it to pay for your monthly beauty treatments! Someone as pretty as you..." He eyed you from head to toe, blinking suggestively. "Oh my! Your skin is flawless! You have to maintain it this way! I can also give you recommendations for—"

You were wearing a flare dress that made you look so young and petite, and obviously, Satoru too was lusting after you. And true, your skin was smooth like a soft serve of mochi, but still!

You are meant for him and his eyes only! Oho, this bozo would get heavenly punishment.

He had to get to you somehow, but this was public space and if he cooked up some sort of shenanigan, you would put him in sex ban. I can't have that! so Satoru wracked his brain to think of another way...

Once again, his gaze fell on his now calm baby, who was also looking at his mama over there with utter curiosity. And an idea immediately popped up in his mind.

"Hey, kiddo, look at that, a bad man is trying to take your mama," Satoru nudged him as if trying to egg him on. "We can't let that happen. Will you help me to save her, hmm?"

"Mama..." your baby looked back at him so innocently before smiling. "Mamaaa!"

"Good boy." Gods, his baby was so adorable, he almost felt bad for doing this but...

Swallowing his guilt, thinking he would make it up later, he pinched his son's butt a little too firmly—

"WAAAA!" and suddenly, the little boy burst into tears, and even Satoru was surprised by the sheer volume of his wail.

The sudden inconsolable sound of your baby sent you scrambling in panic, your eyes wildly searching for him, completely disregarding the credit card man. "My baby!"

"Eh?" the credit card man was visibly surprised. "Oh... so, you're married...?"

You immediately made your way towards Satoru and snatched your baby from him, hugging him tightly. "Oh, there, there... What happened to you?" you shot your husband a distaste look as your son kept wailing. "Satoru, why is he crying?"

He nonchalantly shrugged. "Maybe missing his mama? Dunno~"

By now, you had completely forgotten the credit card bozo, but he still looked at the three of you in mild surprise. Satoru took this chance to approach him and whisper in his ear:

"You see, my wife doesn't need your credit card," he whistled. "My cards or lumpsum money will do more than enough."

After seeing how pale the bozo looked, Satoru chuckled darkly... before leading you and your son away from the crowd, with one arm possessively around your waist.

Epilogue

"I'm sorry— I'm sorry, okay!?"

Satoru looked down at his son in utter hopelessness, as the little boy refused to be held by him, looking at him with teary, resentful eyes, and backing away from him in his playpen.

Can babies hold a grudge? Satoru didn't know, but his son definitely was not happy with him, and he couldn't think of any other explanation other than his sin against him back this afternoon.

"I've bought you mochi ice cream!" he opened his palm to reveal the treat. "Don't you want some? Papa will give you some, yeah?"

Baby looked skeptical now, and at that moment, he resembled you so much—accusing eyes, pursed lips, exactly like the expression you would pull when you were unsure of what Satoru might do next. He almost chuckled at the resemblance, feeling giddy.

"C'mon, forgive me, yeah?" he patted his son's little beanie and offered his hand for him to take, eyes crinkling in fondness. "Now, here comes your treat, come closer?"

Your baby crawled closer, seemingly accepting him, and Satoru was all smiles, until—

Whack!

It happened in a flash. He could have avoided it, but he was too taken aback. The pain exploded in his jaw, so intense that he grunted loudly.

"What the—?! You... you—! You kicked me— in the face!"