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woken up by a knocking sound and the last two times that happened our cat was kidnapped and we were arrested so I'm not feelin good rn chat
#ā£ļø.cyanide#i feel so ill#like all the blood drained outta my body#can't have been the cops cuz i checked the door and no one was there and they don't leave until you answer so#but also What If y'know. but also we haven't stolen anything since our arrest#anyway im so calm (literally nauseous and sweating)#like what could they WANT#or#was the knock not even on our door#who knows#really sounded like it tho
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zakkura propaganda, exhibit A
#*knocking on your door* hello have you heard of our lord and savior zakkura?#but let's be real here. who even needs convincing LOL#ffvii#cloud strife#zack fair#zakkura#my art <3
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Khaos Reigns (2)
So far, my two biggest complaints about new Mortal Kombat storytelling is the lack of Tomas in Lin Kuei-focusedĀ Khaos Reigns and lack of sensible logic behind charactersā choices. This is not really about how characters behave toward each other as this is rooted in the previous game, but how weak is the reasoning that pushes the story forward. Which sadly is how the whole attack on Kuai Liangās wedding feels to me. We have Bi-Hanās lieĀ
Cyrax: I still cannot believe that Liu Kang capitulated to Outworld. That he agreed to break up our clan.
that has no backing up. A certain time has passed between MK1 and current story mode, right? So if Liu Kang capitulated to Outworld, then logically Outworld forces should showed up in Earthrealm or the Fire Lord would knock on their door to say sorry guys, no more Lin Kuei; something Lin Kuei would be first to know. Even more, since apparently Lin Kuei were asked to protect Earthrealm in dire need in the previous game, something they refused to do (as we were told by Tomas). Liu Kang capitulating to Outworld would be a political change hard to miss. So it is no wonder why Cyrax is not buying it, as this lie makes little sense.
(Personally I think it would be better if Lin Kuei were not ādeceivedā but simply wanted their independence and supported Bi-Han for this goal alone, while Sub-Zero letting his father die still works fine as the shocking revelation to cast a doubt in Cyraxās mind.)
Then we have Sektor and Bi-Han acknowledging Cyrax suspecting their deception
but apparently this is not a concerning enough to, you know, not including her in the attack or not giving her the top-technologically advanced armor, if you can't be sure of her loyalty.
Bi-Han said they will be ready when Cyrax learns the truth but as the story goes, there are no backup plans for that scenario. Sub-Zero does not deny he lied or killed his father and I really wonder what he or Sektor expected to happen? Yeah, so much for being ready to deal with the problem they were aware of from the start.
Same with the stealth attack on the wedding. Lin Kuei warriors successfully got unnoticed inside Wu Shi place,
where the wedding was happening. And instead of some of those ninjas quietly opening one of the gates, Sektor was using her guns to destroy the main gate, losing the element of surprise.
A tactical surprise that she and Bi-Han wanted to use it to their advantage.
Not to mention Lin Kuei warriors had no problem with getting past the not-even-so-high walls so it is not like the main gate was so necessary for their army to get inside. Or if they have such great firepower, they should thrown some grenades over the walls or set bombs before frontal attacking. Just saying.
Okay, that could be just Lin Kuei arrogance or testing the armors in battle (something they could anytime anywhere), but one would think a clan that for ages was doing commando-like work for Liu Kang would get the stealth attack correctly. Especially since one of the first things Sektor told us on screen was that Lin Kuei were not trained for Tournaments but for war.
Cyrax is overall a fine character, but for me she lacks an edge the MK9ās male Cyrax had and thus feel, well, meek. The story shows her as a person with a strong moral sense, however Bi-Han literally said to her the mission is to attack Kuai Liang and his clan. Harumi chose to fight back so why is Cyrax so surprised that Lin Kuei warriors were ready to kill her? Itās not part of their missions, she said when attacking her own people to save Scorpionās fiance/wife-to-be, but for me this shows how much Cyrax is just naive and detached from reality. The previous game showed us that Lin Kuei brothers are ruthless fighters (Bi-Han was ready to decapitate defeated Shang Tsung, Kuai Liang effectively killed his opponents with no hesitate), so Cyrax jumping to rescue a woman that killed her own comrades kinda made me wonder, why she is even that important to Sektor or Bi-Han to be involved with them so close? Like, there is little I can see that could interest Bi-Han or Sektor in her, as she is presented from the start as disrespectful toward her superior and mentor (Sektor) and way more idealistic than any of them is. Literally the first argument she has with Sektor and her criticism about ambush & sneak attack tactics feels a bit off, considering this is what Lin Kuei were doing even as the good guys, presumably for centuries and with full approval of Liu Kang (as was seen in previous game).
Sure, we could say Cyrax is new! She knows no betterā¦ but then storyline openly claims she and Kuai Liang knew each other before he left the clan and even were once friends, so it is not like Cyrax just joined the Lin Kuei. On one hand, I understand why NRS went with Cyraxās personality in such a direction, on another, she feels so un-Lin Kuei, I have no idea why Sektor and Sub-Zero even bothered with her in the first place. Like... what was so special about Cyrax for the whole fuss about her from their perspective?
In all fairness, Iām also a bit confused how MK1 and Khaos Reigns follow the same storyline. In the previous game, Bi-Han was captured by Kuai Liang after the ill-fated mission and presumably imprisoned. Then somehow Lin Kuei was asked(?) to aid Liu Kang in the battle against the sorcerers
so how is that the news of Sub-Zero allying with Shang Tsung is still a secret to anyoneĀ if Lin Kuei already made a decision to abbadon Earthrealm in need - story wise, after Bi-Han was defeated by Scorpion and captured? So Iām to believe Scorpion took compromised Sub-Zero to Lin Kuei headquarters like nothing happened, did not mention the whole allying with enemy, then left to honor tradition and dad and joined Liu Kang and some time later he is angry at Cyrax she believed in a not-well prepared lie? Is this me, or did NRS not connect all the dots together between the first game and the additional storyline and kinda every character took damage to intelligence so the story could go from point A to point B?
The relationship between certain characters is frustrating, I wonāt lie about it. But Iām much more frustrated by how the logic and consequences of events feel either forced or make little sense. I do not except a brilliant, smart storytelling from a fighting game, but when characters that are supposed to be competent and/or trained for a specific job suddenly share one brain cell - and no one is using it at all - kills a great chunk of enthusiasm I had for Mortal Kombat.
I may not like my fav characters being robbed of their original complexity and yet still enjoying the fact they are part of the storyline. I do however take a great offense when story mode turns them into incompetent idiots just to push plot from point A to point B.
#mortal kombat 1: khaos reigns#mortal kombat#mortal kombat spoilers#bi han#sub zero#sektor#cyrax#lin kuei#mortal kombat worldbuilding#if i should even call this mess like that#cienie's rants#look i can forgive nrs making my loved sub zero bi han into bastard or evil man#but making him an idiot is the crossing line i won't accept#the whole first chapter of Khaos is such a mess#there is so little logical reasoning behind the action#we want stealth attack! so we fucking blow up a door when our people could quietly get inside#we know cyrax will be a problem when truth will come out#so we gave her our super advanced armor and take on mission she is already questioning#so fucking smart move uh-uh suuuuure#we make a lie that makes no sense since liu kang capitulation change the whole status quo and is too big deal to not notice something is of#like if he agreed to break lin kuei he would be already there knocking on their door#something to few months(?) has passed liu kang is still not there to destroy your clan but sure a perfect lie#at this point of story i think tomas stole the one brain cell get super smart and simply get the fuck out of this mess XDDD
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First time in 10 years that children doing trick and treat knocked on my door!
The very very local children
(as in they gotta be living in my aperment complex to get into my aperment complex, that local)
Actually came by doing trick and treating. Well that was adoreble. Never exprainced it from the "being adult side" but! Cute. I had no candy ready though, so i gave them money instead
(Which was the normal solution back in my day in the early 2000s when i went trick and treating)
#the day and amount#kids trick and treat in sweden#also always been a bit patchy#because it is something we picked up from like usa tv shows and such#and we alteady got our own#handing out candy to the all children who knock on your door event#in spring#that was is fun because there is not even a threath like with trick and treat#one just shows up dressed as a witch and go: āit is easterā and out your kettle forward#which is sort hilerious in hindsight#blogkeeping
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This would never happen if Eddie Dear delivered my mail š¤
#ANTS#typing out loud#Eddie's Post Office Would Never. Edition#Context: 1) My cats are spoiled and we order their food. 2) You have to round the corner of my house to get to the door#Both Big Company That Rhymes With Bamazon and the mail carrier does this.#But our mail carrier is the worst about it#āItā being LEAVING OUR PACKAGES ON THE GROUND#Cant be BOTHERED to AT LEAST put them on the STEP#Eddie Dear would NEVER#I can hear his Horrified āPoor Mail Etiquetteā GASP#Why do i bring this up?#BECAUSE ANTS#Lil fuckers ate their way into one of the bags of food#āDizzy why didn't you get the package before that could happen?ā#BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS THERE ššš”#No Knock on the Door. No Notifications (not my account so i don't get them)#NOTHING#So it sat for Hours#Bc I also couldn't Hear it. Bc it's on the opposite side on the house!#My room is farthest.#UGGH#Eddie Dear save me. Save me (and my mail) Eddie Dear#My mom contacted the people. they refunded it. mostly. but still#my cats' food isn't Cheap š#We are not financially stable enough for this /hj#GRRRRRR#RAAAAAHHHH#It wasn't even that heavy. I have noddle arms and i lifted it easily#if my weak arms could carry that box Up The Stairs i think the mail carrier should be able to put it on the Step. imo
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i cant fucking stand her oh my GOD
#ramblings#i cleaned up the entire fucking kitchen while shes eating her dinner that we were suppoed to do together#and she promises. she PROMISES that she will clean up the TINY FUCKING PILE of things that i left for her to do#literally like 5 things#she cleans up one of them#and then makes more of a mess.#that i have to clean up.#and then when i ask her why she didnt i wasnt even rude#she acts like its my fault. and im the bad person#and shes so fucking condescnedngin oh my god she acts exactly like every bully ive ever fucking had#and then lies to our dad that she totally definitely cleaned it up š„°as i am in the middle of cleaning it up#will i get an apology? hell the fuck no!! but she ill probably knock on my door in 5 minues to tell me about her FUCKING ice skating#I DONT GIVE A FUCK OH MY GOD#this seems so petty but its stuff like this every day#you guys dont udnerstand the way she talks to me#the way she acts#she wont touch anything ive touched she looks at me like im disgusting#im not disgusting am i disgusting i swear im not#ive asked my parents ive asked my friends they say im not gross and dusgusting and unheygenic what am i donig wrong why does she think this#whywhwywhwywhwywhwy#why does she hate me so much#i hate myself so much#every time i interact with her it makes me hate myself
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like, someone posted an article recently that was like 'i didn't like these books because the main characters were women who slept with women but weren't sufficiently enlightened about it for me as a queer woman to feel Represented,' and i just felt like. i bet i wouldn't enjoy those books either, judging from the reviewer's description! but faced with a review that's like 'these characters had attitudes i found unpleasant'āiirc a tendency to ironic detachment and internalized fatphobia respectively, which, to be clear, i expect i would also find unpleasant! but those are attitudes that plenty of real young women do have; are we arguing it's only acceptable to tell stories about the sort of people we'd personally want to befriend?ā'so i didn't find their stories nourishing,' it's hard for me not to think, okay, fair enough, butāshould 'nourishing' really be the definitive metric for art? should 'savory'? an author's job is, after all, to make art, not foodā¦
#like. sometimes art is a door and not a mirror or a meal or whatever.#(also sometimes it might be a mirror for someone who isn't you. or for someone you don't want to be.)#anyway. let's all go reread some cheever and then reconvene.#discussion questions: do you feel represented by neddy merrill's nonmonogamy. is it problematic to set a story in the suburbs.#does it alter your reaction to learn that cheever was queer.#bookblogging#(also like. the thing abt this discussion is like. my feelings ALSO revolt at stuff like this. frequently and vehementlyāĀ even!#i just think like. it's not sufficient to feelāĀ & to then regurgitate that feeling & call it a take; you also have to think.#andā likeāĀ *actually* think (and *re*think if necessary)ā not just apply a veneer of rationalization to yr original kneejerk reaction.#otherwiseāhow are we actually better than the conservatives we disdain.#we have to have actual thought-out principles we attempt to consultāĀ not just a different set of outragedāĀ reactive feelings.)#(this also gets tricky because like. we obviously get to dislike thingsāĀ & to complain abt them! fucked up to suggest otherwise!#but at the same timeāthere IS a point at which censure tips over into censorship.#like. most people will not feel free to behave in ways that are decried sufficiently strongly by sufficiently many voices.#so if we value freedomāand i hope we do!āi think we have a responsibility to be thoughtful abt how we use our voice.)#(which isn't to say don't do it! sometimes it would be shameful not to!#but power dynamics are complexāĀ and sometimes punching a person as hard as you'd punch a system means the blow rebounds#and has knock-on effects you didn't entirely intend and don'tāĀ perhapsā on reflection entirely endorse.)
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Tfw your Transformers Prime Arcee and Airachnid figures are confirmed to be with the delivery company, Evri:
#i swear to god if they yeet my package over the alley way gate like they did that one time....#like no joke expierences with evri have so far included#not finding our packages even at our door but outside the alley way gate where anyone could steal it#(thank fuck we have upstairs sometimes taking in our stuff if she finds it as she knocks on our door at times with our packages)#one time they somehow delivered my hocus pocus book to...another address#and sent a picture of...google maps as proof#thank fuck the people at that address proceeded to deliver the book to us#and like i just said#one time yeeted a package over the alley way gate#which you know good thing nothing breakable was in the damn package#only recently did we get a good delivery from them#but even then its like rare chance#so lord help me with them delivering my tfp figures...
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listening to call your mom rn (god it feels wrong spelling it like that)
gripping u by the shoulders. this song is everything to me.
#OKAY STORYTIME THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR:#do u guys remember that girl that was basically my bi-awakening and we had the very stereotypical#intense homoerotic friendship that traumatised the both of us? yeah her#well basically i still have a lot of love for her and we're still friends like she's in my hometown friend group so when i talk about them#i still mean her and out of our entire group she's the ONLY one who didn't go to uni and me and my other friend spoke recently#about how unhappy we know she is bc she got abandoned by us in this awful hometown and we dont think she loves her boyfriend#so much as she stays with him bc she literally has no one else until we come home her life is literally just waiting for us between terms#and i worry about her all the time and one thing that happened a while back was she did drugs w this one guy by the river#and she completely whitied like it was just weed but she was 17 and had never done it before and turns out she's like me#where edibles just do NOT agree with her on a good day let alone when she took as much as she did and she was with a random boy#by the fucking WIER (basically a big dangerous waterfall) and we were all at our mate's house that was a 40 min walk away#and she RANG ME. i was the one she rang. that still sticks with me. and omg it was so scary bc she was so out of it on the phone#and all i managed to get from her was that Something Was Wrong (didnt know what) and that we needed to pick her up#so we did. we got on bikes and fucking RACED to this girl and we picked her up and in the end she asked for her mum#and i was the one to take her to her mum and knock on the door and stand there with her daughter's arm around my shoulder#barely conscious her sick on my shoes and explain what happened. like WHAT#& yeah basically i still have so much love for that girl and i know she struggles with shit hence why that even happened in the first place#and it's like. im still here. i still love you. i'll call your mum. i'll come and get you. just ring me and i'll pick up. stay on the line.#so yeah this song did unimaginable damage the first time i heard it. literally gives me chills and transports me to my 17 year old self#we were young and didnt know what we were doing and the town was suffocating us#AND WE WERE BOTH DROWNING AND DIDNT KNOW HOW TO SAVE EACH OTHER BUT THERE WAS AN UNDERSTANDING THAT WE WERE DROWNING TOGETHER#ask#noah kahan
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it would be kind of funny if the reason i do get fired which i keep irrationally thinking is going to happen to me is if they see all my blog posts about work. Idk what id do if my boss asked to talk to me and showed me the picture i took of my failed training exam with the cats ass puckered up
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me, wanting to have online therapy in peace: :)
one of the carers about to kick in my roomie's door:
#personal posts#shit posting#SO loud#she banged on the door so hard I was scared it would break#even my therapist was like 'what's going on there'#just a normal afternoon š#sometimes i feel sorry for my carers#like just now one of them knocked at that roomie's door again and I passed him in the hallway and he went:#'it smells like weed here šš'#it's a clown circus sometimes#not to even mention the empty coke bottle that randomly appeared in our bathroom#like who sits on the toilet taking a shit and drinks coke?#my other roommate came to talk to me about the bottle and even he went#'that's not normal anymore'#i could write a book about living group life
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well i don't know what i was expecting today to have in store for me but someone stealing my husband's license plates off of his car and putting them on a different car the same make and model as his and then crashing that car in another nearby city and fleeing the scene of the accident certainly wasn't it!
#looooooove having cops knock on my door!#love having to talk to a cop while i'm home alone with my baby#thanks a lot person who stole my spouse's plates#it was admittedly pretty funny when the cops from our city realized the cops in the neighboring city hadn't even checked the perp's VIN#they were pissed lmao
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3 friends and i are trying to find one day in the next 6 months to see eachother and we're struggling. why adult life so hard
#i used to live next to them some even in the same building we'd have our doors unlocked#sometimes people would just knock and come in to watch tv or hang out whenever#we used to watch football at my place all the time with 2 other friends :(#i miss it i miss seeing friends having a social life and not worrying about covid
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i hate my roommate so fucking much oh my god.
#literally Need to talk to her bc our landlord is asking about renewing our lease#but still shell just like. maneuver around us pretending she doesnt see us even when we say hello or anything#and at any point in the day afterwards regardless of the time if we knock#or are like 'hey katie did you see the text from the property manager' or anything through the door no matter how loud within reason#she will not answer. but the walls are thin and i will hear her up and doing stuff in between when we knock she'll just be silent then#so many other insane levels she goes to w this too i cannot get into the half of it#cpost
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Deadly combination of two ppl living together is one person who never wants to make their mental illness symptoms somebody elseās problem, even when they really should be making it somebody elseās problem bc they need help, and the other person is someone who will not stop making their mental illness symptoms everyone elseās problem regardless of the consequences
#yāall Iāve HAD IT lmao#trying to be helpful and maintain boundaries at the same#time is exhausting#this bitch doesnāt even knock on my bedroom door before she walks in tho so wtf am I saying about boundaries tbh#like also Iām still not over having been parentification by her as a child so itās like#sorry mom I cannot shoulder your new emotional burden today. I do hope you feel better tho#she always gets upset that Iām not willing to listen to her problems#read: she will walk up and just start venting for 40 min without checking in or anything#and if I get upset about it Iām the bad guy#sheās like well shouldnāt our relationship be equal#which actually just means why am I not willing to be her sole source of emotional support which. jesus#but also. like no youāre my mom!!! it was never going to be 100% equal bc youāre the parent! in case youāve forgotten!!#also sheās terrible at listening to me talk about my problems so???#but she says itās bc I get offended too easily#which idk man she just says stupid shit when Iām upset and I get so overstimulated that itās rlly easy for it to send me into a meltdown#I know Iām not easy to help sometimes like I get it!#Iām very aware#she just feels. so entitled to my time and space and energy and ALWAYS has. since I was a child.#but she seems to think shes p much OWED that bc she pays some of my expenses#idk man. Iām tired#vent#personal
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#LMAO I FUCKING CANT.#so missionaries came to my doorstep-- which is literally just hilarious. even more hilarious? one of them was from hawaii.#they ask about my religion&i tell them bc i dont see any point not to&the yt man speaking to me tells me#he was a surfer back in the day so--&this is a literal quote-- 'i went to hawaii&heard it all as a haole on the beach'#remember this is literally entirely unprompted from a missionary who knocked on my door in response to my answering a question#about my religion. so why did this come up? probably the same reason that he then went to on to ask me what would happen if HE wanted#to join my religion&when i answer 'you would probably have to handle that yourself as religion is entirely personal'#he literally stands there w no answer before going 'well our church accepts EVERYONE no matter what theyve done'#&--again this is a direct quote-- 'we have ppl who have done blood sacrifices to their ancestors who have found the REAL god' LMAO.#he then started talking about how the neighboring apartment complex has a primarily east european community?#like with actual statistics bc appartently he just knows that the next apartment complex over is 80% yt immigrants?#not entirely sure how they had anything at all to do w anything so thats around when i stopped laughing openly at him#&told him my neighbors were coming up the stairs&i found taking up the entire staircase to be incredibly rude#so they needed to get the fuck out lmao&the missionary from hawaii-- who had said almost nothing the whole time lmao--#wouldnt look me in the eye while telling me thank you for my time probably bc he now had to continue doing missionary work#w a man who spent a solid five minutes trying to prove im racist&exclusionay as a default#literally ONLY bc im hawaiian v traditional about it&proud as FUCK about all those facts#whiiiiich only made him look&sound. fucking TERRIBE lmao.#anyway its good to know that several hundreds of years later&a move away from my colonized home where yt missionaries destroyed my culture#i STILL cant fucking get away from yt missionaries&their ABHORRENT behaviour lmao.#i need to start checking who the fuck is at my door before opening it.#or at the v least start letting roxy just fucking tear ppl like this to shreds like she wants bc their vibes are so rank#my dog can't stand at my side w/o her ridge going so far up she doesnt NEED to growl to get the point across lmao.
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