#was just scene setting

[benjaminvox]

FOR: @carlavespucci WHEN: October 2024. WHERE: Social Beer and Wine Company.

Laughter was boisterous at his table tonight, it was rare that he and the boys still got to hang out, or all be around together at the same damn time. And while he was having the absolute time of his life, Benjamin couldn't stop himself -- checking his phone once more, and sighed: where the fuck was Benny? Late, no doubt. Zoe hadn't answered either, which was enough to have his jaw ticking -- and his friends had been quick to remind him that he was treading a line he should've stayed very fucking clear of. But what was life without a little bit of temptation?

That thought stopped him in his tracks when he heard the door open, his mind thinking it was a friend...oh, how he was mistaken. Through those doors, walked a woman. One he'd never seen before, and this was his local. A few "fuckin hells" could be heard, when the boys around the table followed his eye line. It wasn't exactly common to see pretty women in here.

It was what they called an Old Mans Pub.

"I think I should..." one of his friends started, pushing their chair out from behind him, but Benjamin was already moving, a cheeky grin on his face. He needed this...to leave his phone behind. The Rutherfords. He needed to be a man in his twenties.

"Sorry lads, you snooze, you lose."

It wasn't a quiet exchange, three boys practically tripping over themselves until Ben made it in front of her. A look of realisation now crossed his face. Fuck. What was he gonna say???

"Hi."

[etoilesdeglace]

Percy and Vex'ahlia in The Legend of Vox Machina 3x03 "Vexations"

[arcanegifs]

Arcanegifs' Arcane Season 2 (2024) Character Poll Winner: Vi ↳ "Vi was strong because she was afraid. Her fear of losing us what made her fight so hard."

[chaoparty]

[uh-mxtx]

Modern-au Binghe who inherits Tianglang-jun’s massive fuck off mansion with like 4000 rooms after living on the streets/foster system after his adoptive mom died (idk i just need him to have big house) and he goes “what the hell am I supposed to do with this” and Meng mo (cant be a demon here ive decided he’s a weird homeless guy who gives him advice. That or a schizophrenic hallucination) goes “fill it with women” and binghe who knows he is gay goes “no”

But then he hears some girls complaining about the safety of some of the campus housing/thier boyfriend or parents kicked them out/ect and he’s like “well, i can fix that” and offers his mcmansion up as apartments. He’s loaded so he barely asks for rent and he just keeps inviting women in hard times, like his mother used to be.

But his real calling is cooking so he keeps feeding his tenants and asking what they like. He’s got a youtube cooking/home ec channel and they’re his taste testers. And they start inviting their freinds over like “hey wanna meet our big gay himbo landlord who feeds us” and their freinds are like “boy do I”

Binghe is absolutely gleefull about this. More people to feed. Fuck yeah he gets to be housewife. The gossip sessions are unmatched. He ends up making a full banquet every night and you can either show up in your pj’s or a ballgown to match the decor.

And eventually all this snowballs and hes got a whole sorority in his mcmansion. and they casually call him husband/boyfreind/sugar daddy as a joke bc Binghe is JACKED and they can get rid of men real fast if they pull their six foot seven guard dog out of the crowd. For the sign off/video end the taste testers on Binghe’s show kiss his cheeks as thanks. Binghe doesn’t know half the people in his house. Some girl he never met (came out of SHL’s room and is COVERED in hickeys) just smacked his ass and stole a stack of pancakes. He doesn’t even react he just makes more. This is the best for his touch starvation.

And oblivious people(you know who) dont realize most of them are lesbians using him as a beard, (ignoring the makeouts and pride flags in the background of some videos) and they absolutely believe Luo Binghe seduced a crowd of women into a harem by the power of cooking, cleaning, and great sex.

Cough cough, Shen Yuan

[thedreadvampy]

people seriously pretending EEAAO is overrated suddenly bc it swept awards? it swept awards largely because it is very very very good. I cried like someone who's just had a religious revelation BOTH times I watched it bc it touched something raw and real and beautiful but it was also just very, very funny. everyone's performance kills and the concept is creative and interesting and doesn't distract from the emotional core. you guys are just contrarian.

[pnfc]

the ferb and perry friendship hour brought to you by the color blue. postscript

[wanologic]

The Mansons have Infinite Money

[oakdown]

"Wilf quiet, fascinated by these two" THE END OF TIME: PART TWO, 2010

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

MDZS x Brazil (1985)

(Yes. Real movie dialogue)

[beif0ngs]

BLUE EYE SAMURAI

I never said I was a samurai, you did. I’m on the path of revenge. There’s no place on it for love or friendship or weakness.

[sandushengshou]

[bottombaron]

funniest thing to me abt the bob newhart ending is the fact that they recreated it perfectly down to the pajamas

[vinnybox]

ARCANE SEASON TWO BUT ITS ALL STEB!!!

STEB NATIONNNNNNN I HOPE THIS INCLUDES ALL SCENES WITH STEB!!!!! If I missed anything.... I'm sorgy :(

I wanna make a version where I annotate some scenes for funsies too so uh yay

[choccy-milky]

insatiable clora and (barely) resisting seb from my latest chap🌡️💕

[calliiopes]

Dear Thisbe, I wish there weren't a wall. Love, Pyramus

[remake of this set]