#want sandwich...

[feefal]

Baked with love, doomed for compost :’(

[seagiri]

very sleep deprived doodles of whatever’s going on inside my brain

[bearsandswears]

Revisiting the conversation you can have with Gale about Halsin’s proposition. I think it should be worse.

[shotmrmiller]

the trope of you accidentally catching a peek of someone having sex with another and instead of fucking off you stick around and hope they don't find out except they already know but:

you're roommates with active military soap and it works because he's hardly there, he's real easy to be friends with and when his hands wander it's not totally repulsive because he's hot.

and then he brings his boyfriend over and you'd only meant to get some ice cream from the freezer but they left the door cracked open. you, as the good friend he doesn't fucking deserve, close the door while keeping your eyes glued to the ceiling and go about your day.

(you're so teasing him about the fact that he sounds like a bleating sheep while getting rawdogged lmaoooo)

but the one that catches you in the kitchen minding your own business isn't soap. it's his boyfriend. and his boyfriend is as forward as a freight train on a downhill slope.

"saw ya lookin' at us."

? you did no such thing.

"if ya were lookin' for a fuck, coulda just said so."

you were doing no such thing but it doesn't matter because you're but a simple hot blooded individual and having two doting meat heads fighting over who gets to taste you first is something out of a romance book.

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

MORE FIDDLESTANMAY PLEASE I AM BEGGIN ON MY HANDS AND KNEES!

You don't have to beg, my friend, I am happy to supply 🙌‼️‼️

Pajamas ⁉️

[nocek]

Wade has a type. The type may not be good for his blood pressure ;P

(but at least good for their energy bill?)

[yi3248]

22ghost who lost his universe's roach suddenly stumbling into 09verse where he sees roach still alive and well (he is following roach like a lost puppy)

(zoom ins under cut)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)

im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in

[ruubesz-draws]

Minus One will NOT accept any imposters... RIP Minus One Plush... and Shin's 64th sandwich... :'(

Btw I it's Shin's 64th sandwich cos people gave 64 likes on my Instagram lol

Godzilla Minus Plush is REAL!!

[323cutie]

plagued by thoughts abt kissing woosan...

because like. kissing sannie is so... sensual. he gets this heavy, lovestruck look in his eye right before he kisses you, every time -- even if it's just a peck before you leave for work in the morning, or pressing his lips to your cheek in a greeting. he likes to take his time with it, though. press his lips to yours softly but with enough pressure to make you feel it. always a hand on your face, most of the time his other hand is on your hip, sometimes it's holding one of your hands. and he's such a good kisser, one is never really enough -- unintentionally (or, you think, maybe a little intentionally on his part) you pretty regularly find yourself in the middle of a make out session. on his lap, against the kitchen counter, in bed when you're just trying to get up and ready for the day... but who can blame you! he's pulling the deadly combo of insane kissing skills and heart eyes at you every chance he gets. not to mention he can't help but tease you a little about your pliancy... the low lilt in his voice coming from pink, kiss-swollen lips and hazy eyes draws you right back in, every time.

kissing wooyoung... it's playful. he's such a brat. he's so eager, wants nothing more than to get his lips on you every chance he gets, but he always manages to hold himself back just enough. he'll make you spell it out, asking what you want, knowing full well already. he likes to rile you up with it, telling you he couldn't possibly know what you're asking for if you don't tell him! (the same man who tries to convince you on the daily that you have a telepathic connection, but you digress.) you hold out for as long as you can, but it never is that long before you're using your words just like he asked. the split second before he actually kisses you is when you remember he wants it just as bad as you -- he's always so quick to give you what you want. presses himself as close to you as he can get like he wants to be even closer than that, like he can't bear to be even a centimeter apart. moves his hands around a lot, from your jaw, to your neck, your waist, your ass (you have to slap his hand away in public, and it always earns you the most adorable giggle). he tries to pull away first but you always pull him back -- he made you wait, so you'll take what you want from him. not that he's complaining.

[fexjam]

Eating my ukrainian Heavy headcanon

[miraculouslumination]

"But AI makes art more accessible to disabled people!" your AI schlop is clogging the search results and making it actively MUCH MORE DIFFICULT for ANY artist to find a real reference for their project

[scribz-ag24]

more pmd rare pairs (mostly pmd2)

team charm lopunny/team awd weavile

dialga/dusknoir

murkrow/shuppet (team ebony)

the two porygons from se5

jirachi/mawile from psmd

[ducks-love-peas]

Good Omens 2 | ⭑favorite moments⭑ 1/?

[rynli]

YOU: Send the HAM fighter-craft for another mission.

[chunkysoup22]

they matched each others freak.... <3