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*screams into a bottle & releases it to sea*
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How to ‘answer serious questions’ according to Hawkeye.
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every playlist on 8tracks
“For the nights when you can’t stop thinking about him” Me:…………………………..who….
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me n my bird gf
me: bb ur hand is so soft
her: that me wing
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“what’s your favorite position in bed?”
near the wall so I can use my phone while it’s charging
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Do you really want to punch your way out of this?
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anxiety: hey its time
me: for what
anxiety: its time
me: ?????????
anxiety: :)
me: ????????????????????????????????????????????
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jessica jones + first/last words
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girlfriend: why don’t you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more…..comfortable
me: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most physical forms of attack
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Sebastian Stan: a second summary in text posts
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[throws a rock at your window] what’s your wifi password
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It’s a Carbondale. It’s from 1910, made from the same steel as the Titanic. Wow. Can you crack it? Well, here’s the thing, it doesn’t do so well with cold.
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when u check neko atsume & a cat gives you a memento
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