#want me to hold em' for u?
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Don't worry guys, Vi is here to feed you Nya art because no one else will <33333
(funnier ver under the cut! also please reblog I'm but a dying kitten who can only make good art during other people's exam seasons)
#feel free to bark all u guys want or whatever but shes MY WIFE first and foremost#married to ME#and agropuff too#ninjago#btw originally she wasnt gonna have socks but then I realized it might look like foot ftish art even tho I cant even DRAW feet#and I didnt wanna weird ppl out LMAOO#realizing perhapse#I may have#put her cleavage a bit too high#sorry honey for the chronic backpain ive accidentally given u#they seem heavy#want me to hold em' for u?#ninjago nya#nya ninjago#nya jiang#ninjago art#raine's art
36 notes
·
View notes
Text
stg ive read like 10 terumob fics in the last two days. they make me ill
#art#my art#mb100#mp100 shigeo#mp100 teruki#terumob#I LOUVE THEMMMMMM#theyre so silly billy. for me#obsessed with teru being more flustered abt liking mob like#”oh his hair…” “you mean the bowlcut” “it looks so soft…” “no it doesn’t”#i have some fic reccs. if anybody wants em.#theyve been rattling around in my mind palace so#anyway if u cant read my shitty handwriting it says#otw home from school (they’re holding hands :P)#erm yeap
94 notes
·
View notes
Text
Once again bringing to you the thought that Gortash was the serpent in the tree (cuz that man is a snake and slithering wet malice, not just wet malice or malice noooooo it’s gotta be slithering like a snake) and that Durge, in this instance, is little Eve who gained forbidden knowledge (realising she was in fact chilling in a golden cage) and who fell after becoming aware (just how durge fell from grace after learning how to genuinely spare someone).
Also bhaal becoming a god thx to Jergal and Durge being formed from a piece of Bhaals body (or his blood rather) bla bla bla
Do you see why I can’t get rid of this reoccurring thought and how the symbolism just matches.
#also the implications this holds for bhaals plans#which are not actually implications#cuz u know what he does to a failed durge#I actually just realised that part em#*rn#and I am kinda disturbed by it#but it’s also quite poetic#also bhaals children slaying each other#but not particularly cuz they want to#like these 2 guys (u may know em)#named Cain and Abel#… I’m not just imagining these parallels am I#bg3#bg3 spoilers#enver gortash#durgetash#bg3 durge#yeah the religious crisis is strong with this one#on so many levels#it’s the fucking creation myth bhaalspawn edition#watch me descent into madness in my own tags - the sequel
40 notes
·
View notes
Text
powerful sorcerer with magical storm blood who can still magic and rend minds and transform people btw
#pannic button. dont read my thoughts. uhm. I Wish I Was Riding My Girlfriend On A Nice Vacation Somewhere Rn?#[SUCCESS] 'ok well you want her but our god can give u something better than the avernus aether twist. for your consideration'#can the absolute do this (GIVES HER A LITTLE KISS ON THE FOREHEAD AND HOLDS HER HAND AND ITS NICE) HMM???#anyways im at moonrise now after whatt feels like forever. a lot of the noncombat checks were fun with him though!! sorc/bard priveleges!!#halsin's big fuzzy owlbear ass is hard for everyone to maneauver around now EXCEPT for arque who can fly. why are you cracked dude#ok last thing. arque is my pretty princess who keeps getting in situations. goblin kidnapping caused by drinking weird juice.#omeluum's brainworm mulcher caused by more madness juice. the githyanki device. well arque drank mystery elixer by an undead guy aagain#and everyone APPROVED. everyone loves arquebait ou ha ha. he's literally fine hes the party guineapig his magic will fix it probablymaybe.#he moments later stuck his hand into a wet fleshy wall hole and got STUCK and panicked yanking his arm out. shadowheart told em#'hm. maybe do not do that.' arque does it again and has horrible mental visions again. BUT WAS HE HURT? no and now we know more!#SO GUYS...ITS OKAY..... if something happen to arque itll eitjer be fixed by his arcane abilities or its like fine if not. its just arque#(this is a whole thing about his implied character to me. but now i'm getting too into the ocs..point is i love that he can keep Doing This#anyways thats all for me im spamming my private twt but yapping in tags only here so i dont ruin public tags. arquelach 4ever btw#goodnight ill... be another week until i can continue seeinh what the fucjs up with ketheric thorm. crazy good voice on him btw#i would have more to say about him being a nice voiced old man but (gestures) (karlach) this is all i thinkabout#baldur's gate 3#i need an oc tag#arquelach
7 notes
·
View notes
Note
hey… oh my god… im in love with the way you draw gordon and barney your art made my day it’s so colorful and lively so cool!!!!
waauuuaauauau thank you …… sniffles….
tiny Barney 4 u anon. 🫶
#Barney & Gordy have only recently become really dear to me im glad ppl r enjoying em…. Theyr my friends i really like drawing them hehe ^^#this means a lot anytime i post fanart for something new I feel like I’m tentatively holding up a picture to a huge crowd of people like ❓#asks#doodles#barney calhoun#hey if u want to see more specifically half life stuff from me. check out @halflifebutawesome that’s my dork ass side blog
20 notes
·
View notes
Text
I don't think I'm strong enough not to pull for bday sebek even tho I want to save for ch 7 cards...... bcause yea........
#text#i remember when I first got the game I had a wishlist w my faves and like#i realised how bad the chances are and yeeted it#halloween vil? in this economy?#masquerade or groom idia? HAH#wasted like half a pity in portfest and harveston each#n then decided NOPE ur either silsebe or u get NOTHING#n then general lilia and rollo cards dropped but IRRELEVANT!#I NEED SB TO HOLD ME BACK I LOVE BLOOM SEBEK SM#AND I JUST.. WANT THE OTHER 2 BCAUSE ITS SEBEK!!!!! TALKING ABT HIS FAM N SILVER N AUGH#but like ok consider. My luck is... questionable. I want to have a Full guarantee saved for the cards i want. Problem is.. including the#ones that havent been released yet but we know will happen soon ish(AND EXCLUDING bdays)... thats.....#like 7-9 cards....#so 1400-1800 pulls...#gaslighting myself into believing i dont want em but it doesnt work bcause i already DO THAT W MOST CARDS I WANT#deuce event cards... sniffle sob#i NEEED diasofam ch 7 AND rollo ok#NEED em#and equestrian club... personal attack... theres a chance they will suck n not even have horses so that would save me but also would b sad#gacha rambles#thats y u should enjoy this game as utube fan translations and nothing else
10 notes
·
View notes
Text
lemme tell you im starting to get a little sick of when im complaining about when a show or movie is writing a major female character with not as much depth as her male cohorts or she's written oddly plot device-like for a main character and people always tell me "oh but it's intentional, we're seeing her through the eyes of the male main character and he has a crush on her so he doesnt see her flaws" because like
FIRST of all yeah i get it but its hard to write that trope interestingly to me at this point without a lot of work put into subversion so intentionality doesnt make it any less boring
SECONDLY half the time people say this about ensemble cast stuff and like why is the random dude suddenly designated as the most perspective of all perspective characters when it comes to this specific woman. why dont we get to see the other characters perspectives on her too?
AND THIRDLY do people view women they have crushes on as bland plot devices without lives of their own enough irl that this is so universal in writing? isnt the point of having a crush wanting to hang out and know more about your crush, know about their likes and dislikes and all that. am i missing something here
#im gonna sound insane for what im about to say. but i grew up watching way to much harem anime for a 10 year old#and im gonna be honest. maybe that spoiled me? those things were not without their flaws but at least the 5 different magical giant#goddess demon vampire women with multicoloured hair inexplicably in love with random normal guy at least had like. inner lives#like thats why the guy is so normal and bland. because the focus is on the magical women and their pink hair and their complicated#backstories and familial lives and whatever outside of the main character#like theyre still big boobied colourful haired fantasies but at least they showed me something about em#when it comes to these other stories where a woman is treated like a plot device love interest and written like a dead wife in an#action movie but like. alive. i cant help but feel like. are you holding out on me? i want to know her. show me her LIFE i want to SEE IT#grabs writers by the collar ARE YOU HOLDING OUT ON ME???#its nuts because sometimes you see the bones of a really cool character but the writers are more interested in what she can do for the main#male character and how he sees her than whats going on in her head. i dunno im just getting annoyed. i think u can do this trope well#like how i think you can write basically any trope well. but i see intentionality used an excuse so often so i wanna see you do#SOMETHING interesting with this trope if ur gonna do it at least. subvert it in cool ways i dunno just do ANYTHING hfjdkjfkd
13 notes
·
View notes
Text
not me SOBBING watching fuyuhikos free time events......
#i want to hold a funeral for my sister#peko & mahiru when we get out#fuyuhiko:#me literally in tears: “king.......u tell em”#2020#fuyuhiko kuzuryu#sdr2#danganronpa
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
In another life, Volo smiles in a way that gives his eyes a strange shape and says: “Don’t worry about tomorrow.”
Ingo looks up at him, piercing him with his blank gaze: “I’m afraid that mentioning something I should not worry about whilst not specifying what exactly that will be is bound to have the opposite effect on my peace of mind.”
Volo laughs softly, face turning genuine: “Something frightening will happen.”
“Ah. It is simply another part of the plan, I assume?”
“Very much so.”
“Thank you for warning me in advance.”
The merchant shakes a hand back and forth as if to say it’s nothing, index and middle finger raised. It looks like he’s giving him a holy blessing of sorts.
“If all goes well, you’ll even be home early!”
When the sky turns green and red, Ingo breathes evenly, and waits.
In another life, Ingo’s breath hitches in the night.
His hands are red and cold and he keeps repeating to himself, like a mantra, the instructions for covering one’s tracks in the snow while hunting or retreating as he follows them to the letter, just like the clan taught him, and thinking of the kind people makes his guilt jut a spike right through his chest, and he bites his lip and tries to ignore it.
The Lord sleeps with a quiet rumble that turns into a howling whistle as he exhales, the ice in his breath freezing Ingo all the way down to the marrow in his trembling bones. At least, it means he won’t wake up anytime soon.
He searches the enormous body feverishly, its every crack and nook. He peers into the dark maws as they open slightly: nothing. Until...
Overcome by such relief that he almost cries, he reaches out, at once careful and deliriously frantic, until his almost frostbitten grasp clenches around the stone. Maybe it’s his diminished sense of touch, but something about it feels completely alien in a manner he can’t understand, at once both above and below nature itself.
The Lord does not stir; Ingo rushes away, plate tight against his chest, masking his passage to pretend nothing happened tonight, absolutely nothing, while shame shrieks in his head unheard in the cold air about the assassination of trust he’s just tainted his hands with.
The Pearl Clan already has a home, whether a piece of the Original One is held in their possession or not.
He just wants to have a home again, too.
Ingo hopes they’ll understand.
In another life, the Survey Corps kid returns to Jubilife confused.
Pompous words echo in their mind: “If you’re talking about that pesky thing, it’s been dealt with. And it didn’t even leave a feather for all the trouble it caused!”
“Excuse me,” a voice that is outside their head snaps them back to reality.
Ingo, who barely talks to them outside of battles, greets them with a polite nod and his usual frown that reminds them in a way of Captain Cyllene’s.
“I hadn’t heard you had planned a detour to Mount Coronet tonight,” he starts off. “I suppose you too had been told of the commotion around Moonview Arena - I left for the Highlands just this morning to deal with it myself. I would have gladly spared you the trip.”
He produces a dark slab from one of his pockets and simply hands it to them.
They stare at it.
Neither makes a move for the next few seconds.
“I imagine this might be something of interest for you,” he says halfway between a question, an affirmation, and an encouragement.
The kid snaps out of their momentary stupor; they take it from his kind grip without much fanfare, mumbling their thanks as a quiet blush dusts their cheeks. They didn’t mean to just stand around like that - they feel terribly silly. He doesn’t seem to mind, thankfully.
Just as he turns to make his way back to the dojo with a quick tilt of his cap to bid his goodbyes, their voice rises again to catch his attention: “Did Sneasler give you one, too? A plate, I mean? Like this one?”
He follows their finger as it points to the object.
“The other Nobles gave me one,” they clarify sheepishly, ashamed of their forwardness: “Except Electrode and Avalugg. So I thought, maybe...”
The man hums as he considers their reasoning: “I wasn’t aware of such a thing before I was told. Perhaps she does still have it, unless she has shared it with someone else. I can inquire for Electrode as well once I return to the Highlands, though Avalugg is out of my jurisdiction, so - I’m afraid I cannot help with that. Gaeric always striked me as a helpful fellow, though; perhaps he’ll be able to lend you a hand.”
They smile brightly at him: “Thank you.”
They bow slightly before setting off for the next plate, and miss the unspoken lies the warden carefully tiptoes around telling them.
In another life, Volo’s eyes glimmer as they settle on the teen.
“You’ve been called here,” he proceeds, bout of loquaciousness still not extinguished, “You’ve been chosen, that’s plain to see. A grateful, merciful god doesn’t abandon its chosens - is it wrong to assume you’ll be granted a return from whence you came once your duty is done?”
His head tilts slightly to the side.
The kid can almost see his other eye behind golden hair.
“It must be an act of plain cruelty,” he says: “To be left in a time and place you don’t belong to, with no certainty you’ll go back.”
He smiles a little wider.
“Wouldn’t you agree?”
In another life, Volo finds the way that lost fool believes so blindly in his every word so pathetically amusing that he has to hold himself back from laughing in his face each time he crosses that look of wholehearted trust.
In another life, Volo slots a hopeless man’s only hope onto his back, together with the end of Cogita’s heartbroken grieving and his tremendous desire to do good, pure good, and his knees tremble a bit more under the expectations.
In another life, Ingo spends days in a cell torturing the wrist now forcibly freed of the warden bracelet to give himself some peace of mind, pacing back and forth, thinking furiously, to ignore the slight chill seeping into his undershirt from beneath his coat.
For an hour, he despairs about his predicament, about being betrayed, left like that; for another he berates himself for having believed so readily, for having given up community in exchange for myths and fairytales and empty promises; for another, he hates himself as much as the clan despises him, for the same reasons as them; for another, he hates the man in whose hands he so stupidly agreed to put his life.
After some time he stops thinking and only cries, cries, cries.
In another life, the kid gawks dumbly at the five missing plates as Volo carefully hides them back with a slight of hand that makes them disappear in mid-air, not expecting to have been beaten to them, not knowing two were stolen, two were given, and one was caught.
He smiles at them with an indecipherable expression. His free fingers extend, demandingly.
“Hand them over,” he orders, his voice like an airy laugh and his teeth as white as marble, as bleached and polished bone: “There’s a score I have been waiting far too long to settle with Arceus.”
“No!” they manage to blurt out amidst their state of shock, and though they gasp for breath no other words come out of their lips.
Volo smiles a little wider, looking past them.
“Please,” a voice that really does sound like it’s begging them rises from behind their back; Ingo stands, slouched but tense, and looks at them in the eyes. “I would advise complying with Volo’s request.”
The sentence stumbles out of their mouth: “What are you doing here?”
“I must catch a coincidence,” the man replies, unblinking, still as a statue: “My train departs from here, as soon as you kindly provide us with the plates.”
Confusion makes their brain swim as though they’d gotten a concussion.
They look back at the merchant. No explanation: his eyes have gotten narrower, more sinister as the setting sun dies into a halo behind blonde hair and casts a long, terrible shadow on the familiar face, turning it dark, grey, supernatural.
They look back at the warden. No explanation: his throat constricts as he gulps down a dry breath, his frame sways ever so slightly in an antsy worried uncertainty, his teeth catch a portion of his lip to bite and easy his anxiety.
Their gaze divided between the two, vocal chords fail them. Their head shakes, movement growing harsher as their footing turns steadier.
Ingo fetches a Pokéball out of his coat.
He waits for them to get one of their own to defend themselves with after fumbling a little for the surprise and fear, and swallows another breath.
His tone cracks under the terrible burden of plain, candid honesty: “I apologize,” he says, and his chest recoils into his shoulders like it really, really does hurt to force their hand like this, “It’s the only way I can go home.”
The apricorn ball leaves his hand: the Alpha Probopass once blessed to guard the Stone Plate roars above Spear Pillar.
In another life, Ingo listens carefully to the professor as he recounts the fight just a stairwell away from the sky (where he was supposed to be, had Kamado not requested he remain in the Village the whole day) as the kid beloved by Arceus told it.
“Ah,” he says once the other man finishes, pale beyond belief, looking almost sick: “Thank goodness he was stopped.”
He spends half of the night biting into his arm to muffle his cries of despair. He leaves the village during the other half, uncaring of any Pokémon or people who might encounter him, heading to the Cobalt Coastlands: his hands bleed and the soles of his shoes crack as he scales the seaside cliffs until he’s finally reached the top of the tower of rock overgrown with moss, shivering as his muscles scream, and he enters the cave the uncatious scientist revealed to him as the hiding place of the terrible creature who might be his last chance at returning from where he came.
In another life, Volo breathes slowly as the dark coat falls further and further down the side of the mountain, following the itinerary of a smaller body.
His palms sweat. He dries them on the marble.
Casualties weren’t planned.
Grabbing the Sky Flute for himself, mind numbed by the sight of two people careening down the mountain at his hands, some part of him soothes him.
He’ll fix that too, along with everything else, in just a moment.
In another life, the man looks at him like he’s out of his mind.
Volo laughs gently: “I don’t blame your disbelief.”
“It’s not-” the other tries to excuse himself, “I just - you - how can you be so certain that it was-?”
“-The work of Arceus?” he finishes. “I doubt it could be anybody else’s. Few beings could harness a power to cause your situation, and it’s not like Its children of Space and Time to cause such misfortunes in Its stead - no, they’ve had an example of what punishment could be for them far too long ago, with their sibling’s banishment.”
“Their sibling’s?”
Volo’s finger wags in the air as his tone turns paradoxically excited in the span of a second, clashing with the tense atmosphere: “Yes, a third god of reality directly descended from the Original One! Most information about it has been lost to time, but it was a truly sad creature, doomed from its birth. Could you believe it, that it was purposefully made to oppose its Parent, and as soon as it followed the very nature instilled into it the Creator banished it into a world opposite ours? Would you consider such behaviour befitting of a kind God?”
The man shakes his head, dismayed.
“Is it hard to believe it would allow such a terrible thing to happen to you, then?”
“How - how did you know, about... That god?”
Ah. A fair question, all things considered - though it is awfully rude to ignore the one asked first.
The merchant tilts his head in a playfully conspiratorial manner: “I’m a bit of a scholar, though I may not look it,” he reveals: “Old myths, ancient buildings, half-buried artifacts, nearly lost religions - with how much I travel the region I was bound to get curious about its history, no? And snooping around enough, I’ve collected quite a bit of knowledge. That’s why I made my proposal to you.”
He pulls back away from the poor lost fellow: “You didn’t believe me to be a charlatan, I hope!” he exclaims suddenly, visible eye theatrically wide.
The sheepish look he gets back is expected, and tears a chuckle out of him.
“I did not mean to offend,” the man apologizes.
“Be not afraid! You’ve done no harm. I’m used to being considered peculiar among my peers, not sure if you’re familiar.”
“Ah - yes, I would be.”
A slightly more relaxed feeling oozes through the air between them. His pitch continues, flowing smoother out of his lips: “You needn’t worry either way,” he grins kindly, “I wouldn’t make an offer like that without being able to properly back up my claim.”
He explains it all, or at least as much as is necessary to convince him, skirting around finer details that might scare him into thinking Volo utterly insane and send him running back with his tail between his legs to the clan he barely knows but already seems ready to latch onto with the ferocity of a Shinx ambushing a Wurmple and refusing to let its bite go even while the Bug wriggles disgustingly in its mouth. He speaks of his studies, his ambition, of how despite being so unfathomable a God can still be battled and rendered submissive - how that is the only way to get anything out of one; he speaks of how he hates the helplessness of humanity against the terrible things that are simply allowed to befall the world, and how he wants to stop that.
He can see a particular light in the white eyes, a glimmer of interest and hope nudging the lost soul closer to Volo; but the dark clad arms are still held tight to his chest, and there’s uncertainty in the clouds his breaths make.
“Is it truly the only way?” he asks.
Ah - a pacifist. Didn’t strike him as one, used to battling as he is, but he has seen things change enough with the centuries for this to make sense.
“Believe it or not, it’s the least tedious one,” Volo answers. His finger rests in the air, only a few inches away from the pale straight nose, as if chiding his naivety: “Otherwise you’d need his children, the gods of Space and Time; but you’ll be hard pressed to find a member of each clan even simply keen on recognizing the other’s Sinnoh as equal to their own.”
He can see how he understands immediately. It’s common knowledge, after all.
Volo smiles; his grey eye squints a little.
His voice is sweet as honey as he speaks: “Besides, I’ve done most of the work already. All that’s left to do is collecting the plates.”
Before he can be questioned about them he produces a dusty purplish slab seemingly from nowhere. Its mere presence is enough to make the air itself feel different, caught in invisible wisps of ghastly tendrils, tasting on the tongue like dried blood, gaining the unreal scent of an abandoned abode being unsealed for the first time after ages of disuse.
He can feel it though his fingertips, the droning, dormant power held within. He can feel Giratina’s long body wrap around his arm to nibble at the piece of its Parent, seeiking revenge, seeking redemption, seeking affection.
The gaze staring confusedly at it is nonetheless equally mesmerized.
“Pieces of the Original One,” he mutters, “Carved by Its legendary hero, no less. One for each type, scattered across the entirety of Hisui. Once all are gathered, one may reach Its realm and challenge It.”
The man eyes it quietly for a little, before asking: “Where have you found this?”
“In a place of worship long forgotten,” he replies with a smile. “Though I’m certain the old hero hid some in easier places to find, maybe even with his trusted Pokémon, who passed them down through the generations. Those should be much less of a hassle to get, don’t you think?”
The other hums thoughtfully.
He fiddles with his hands, trying to decide. What is there to mull over, Volo wonders? He’s made himself plenty clear: he understands how awful the situation must be for him; he sympathizes with his desire to return where he belongs; he wants to help him achieve just that; he has the knowledge and means to do so.
He’s his best chance.
His only chance.
A breath shivers into dead pale lips.
“Are you certain?” the man insists: “That I would not be a bother to you?”
Volo’s laugh is airy, kind: “You’re a victim of cosmic injustice,” he replies: “I cannot stand to see your suffering. It would be my honor to lend you a hand.”
A bout of silence; then the clear eyes turn bright, the slouched stance straightens slightly, the tone of his words becomes emphatic: “Allow me to repay you by helping, then - since you’ve done so much already. I don’t know how effective I will be, but if I can shorten the time for your plan to come into fruition even by a minute I’ll be gladly to assist you any way I can. As a token of my gratitude, for your kindness.”
Another chuckle breaks the cold air between them into fine shards. Blonde hair sways in the cold: “Who am I to deny such a passionate request?”
They shake hands, their pact sealed.
#pokémon#pokemon legends arceus#pokemon volo#submas ingo#random writing#au where ingo is in cahoots with volo :)#feat a bunch of different ways this can go#its a fun au bc depending on how you want to characterize volo and ingo it can go in all sorts of directions#does volo honestly want to help or does he want someone he can use more directly to achieve his goal?#is ingo holding onto some sense of morality or so despearate that he discards it all?#the possibilities are endless! and if u wanna write em go ahead#but also if u do pls tell me bc im curious of how it goes in yalls version#anyways HAVE AT THEE (hurls this at your face)
22 notes
·
View notes
Text
.t
#mmmmmm debating buying a new pc#theres nothing wrong with my pc atm lol its just i have the opportunity to rn#and my pc isnt quite powerful enough for some of the things that i want to do like 3d modelling and larger games and video editing and such#esp that i'll be doing increasingly more of over the years#plus if i do get one then my current one wont go to waste i think id give it to my sibling since hes always mentioning#how he'd like to get a setup like mine#whenever shes over she goes on my pc to do speedruns lmao#like its good mid-teir pc its worked well for me#so its not desperate#i am debating getting a new laptop too this one is like 4 years old and is starting to show it#but idk im very much a 'use it till its dead' guy#like my phone's power button has been broken for like half a year so it hasnt turned off in months..... but i cba to fix it#like i GUESS i could get a new phone but ughhhhhh do i really have to it works fine#anyway i guess i should ask some tech guys about this i found some good ref websites#em if u see this lmk what u think i should do lol im pondering#i think tbh i might hold off for a bit before i get any new big purchases but i may get some small things like new clothes that#i need and such idk lol#that or id sell my current pc idk but im sentimental lol
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
i ✨️cannot sleep✨️ and vaguing about shit on the internet feels more cathartic than writing it out somewhere else. suffer.
#im having. thoughts. on one hand. VERY badly want woods and chicken farm.#on the other hand. i do actually like friends?#and the likelihood of making friends as a queer person in a small town is uh. yknow. not as good.#but idk if its important enough to me to put my life on hold indefinitely to create more ties to an area that ill eventually have to leave#if i ever want a chance at supporting myself financially or buying a tiny lil starter house?#ideal situation is i start a gay commune with like minded friends. but uh. people have not been good to me#on the whole 'trust em with your plans' front#sigh. idk. id love to be able to afford a place thats still in the general area but that is never going to happen#unless i can spontaneously manifest /literally/ a million dollars#i am done with romantic relationships i think. if one happens at some point? cool. but i am not basing my life plans around it.#and will not sacrifice my own peace and wellbeing just for the sake of one#god. looking for queer friends who want to live on a farm with me platnically and we all have our own space but#also raise animals together and hang out sometimes. and dogs are a requirement.#i just! want! queer commune! where i can go back to my own little bubble and have my own space too!#aaaaahhhhh!!!! albertas real estate is starting to look real good right about now!#ugh. u g h. i fluctuate wildly between 'im very VERY content not speaking to a human for a week at a time' and 'platonic life partner. pls.#maybe i just....take a page out of 18 yr old me's ballsy ass handbook. and uproot my entire life to move somewhere completely new#where i know no one have no connections and in a completely different climate 😎 it worked out last time#i could so just fuck off somewhere. oh my god it is so tempting.
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
Helped a friend cross the road safely today C: it's a Florida Softshell Turtle!
#not pictured: me and my gf ushering him around like a pair of underwhelming bodyguards#didnt want to pick him up if we didnt have to so that he wasnt as stressed#so we just kinda stood in between him and cars as he made his own way across and into the bigass neighborhood pond#also had to stop my MIL from picking him up and moving him herself#bc she thought that since i said it wasnt a snapper that it was 100% safe to pick up#like mom.....its still a wild animal with a nasty bite. just not the one that's guaranteed to break bones w the bite#softshells have Incredibly long necks too so you gotta be precise with how u grab em from the back#its actually sorta like holding a pizza box#except the pizza box has a head and will bite you if youre hand is anywhere except the bottom of it#anyways i fucking adore softshells and their stupid faces#there's a secret pond towards the very back of our local botanical garden#and there's a pair of softshells + i believe a map turtle that always greet me when i walk down there#i also saw a very tiny hatchling softshell during the last baby reptile season when i went to sit by the pond#as well as a hatchling watersnake. i believe it was a banded watersnake?#but their markings are all v similar when it comes to the non venomous watersnakes around there
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
the maintenance ppl from the uni accom LOVE the pigeons & seeing someone w ‘control’ over the birds bc the whole flock will literally follow behind me but the Admin fucking HATE me & the pijs 😭😭😭
#stream#pij posting#it’s so fucking funny to me#like there’s this 1 guy idk where he’s from he speaks spanish but i don’t want to be like ‘spain !’ bc he’s soooo nice like i don’t want to#believe he’s actually spanish [bc i hate them bc of the king] it’s like hating america but not individual americans it’s just a particular#brand of xenophobia where i just hold u in disdain if ur proud to be from a western country & it makes me laugh#like global south ? BIG PRIDE LOVE EM & SUPPORT THEM
0 notes
Note
Hi! I like your Deadpool as your boyfriend post, can you please do Logan as your boyfriend next? 😄
logan howlett
…as your boyfriend!
description: wolverine, logan howlett as your boyfriend!
pairing: wolverine x you!
|an: my man my man he love me!
- he’s so big and so tall and scruffy and so mmm. that’s your man! and u want everyone to know it
- like i keep mentioning, he is manhandling tf out of you no matter ur size, all the time!
- he thinks it’s soo cute that he can pick you up in his arms with ease and he loves to hear squeal out a “logaaan!” as he throws you on to the bed
- he’s so standoffish and kinda shy when you’re first around each other bc he’s sooo into you and he thinks you’re so cute
- but once he founds out you dig him too ooo girl
- he grows such a big soft spot for you, you’re the only person that ever sees him vulnerable. and he’s such a silly goose.
- he becomes so much more himself, he’s messing with you all the time throwing teasing insults with a smirk on his face just to watch you get all riled up from him.
- he’s also flirting with you 24/7 girl he’s hot and he knows it. sometimes he’s rather crude but you like it. so it’s okay!
“nice shorts you got there little lady” he said with a teasing tone as you walked past him into the kitchen to grab a quick snack.
“god they’re not even that short!” you’d said, pulling them down a bit. they were that short. but hey, they did the job.
and by job, you mean drive logan crazy.
- but once you become his omg…
- you’re his. nobody is touching you and he’ll make sure of that. and it’s pretty hot.
- if anybody even has body language that even slightly seems like they’re into you oh girl….
- they’re becoming a new scratching post!
- not only are you his, but he’s yours. super loyal! and if he can’t get someone off his back, you bet your ass you will!
- you always feel so protected and he always makes you feel so protected because you are! he would do anything for you and to make sure his lover is safe and sound.
- he’s so obsessed with you and he’s not afraid to hide it, he’s not overly affectionate but he is in fact a cuddle monster.
- he’ll hold your hand, or shove a hand in your back pocket, or lend you his jacket to let people know your his, but he saves the good stuff for back at home.
- you’re also his drinking buddy, he isn’t a fan of the tequila like you are, he’ll stick to his whiskey. but he always takes care of you after a night out and makes sure you’re snug as a bug!
- he is the biggest dom ever omg it’s so hard to get him to sub out for you but when he finally does it’s the best night of your life.
- all the noises he makes that you’ve never heard from him are music to your ears.
- a MUNCH. need i say more? thats why he got that damn beard!
- oh and we know those abs are like a pack of buttered up hawaiian rolls and you wanna go for a ride!
- of course he’ll let you! anything for his babygirl, lick em, touch em, fuck em, anything his baby wants. as long as he gets to watch and as long as you feel good.
- he also loves the praise as you ride yourself out on his abs.
- he loves attention and praise, especially when it’s about his figure.
you and logan lie in bed, his figure cradling yours as he slowly felt you slot your head between his craned arm.
“your muscles are so big babe. give me a lil flex.” you stated, holding on to outside of his forearm with your neck between the underside his forearm and bicep.
“you’re crazy bub.” he states, chuckling and lightly flexing his arm, not enough to hurt you but enough to satisfy you and make you giggle as his big muscles squished your cheeks together.
- you’re always touching his muscles, they’re so hot. and hey, he doesn’t work out like that for nothing! he loves it when you cling to his biceps, or run your fingers down his chiseled back.
#deadpool wolverine#wolverine#hugh jackman#wolverine x reader#logan howlett#logan howlett x reader#deadpool#hugh jackman x reader#wolverine x you
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
ok reminder to myself to get rid of the jeff the pony pins. i will give them to u guys for free honestly ( maybe pay for shipping tho ) because i dont like the quality- they fall off really easy, so i dont want to charge people for them. ill make a proper post abt it later but these are the pins im talking abt ->
#mine#just if anyones interested feel free 2 dm me and claim one#no pressure tho.#bc i dont have the supplies to ship em right now but lmk if u want me to put one on hold for ya#ill update this post to let yall know what u can expect to pay in shipping once i figure it out ok.
0 notes
Text
sorry for the late nite yves posting and also gnarls barkley 2x posting dude i KNOW. its annoying. but also
yves....... act 3 yves maybe........ if i help somebody maybe there's mercy for me.....
#Spotify#just funny as fuck to me that his version of giving and charity is still inherently just to save his own skin#i mean 2 each their own man#idk if you can girlboss your way outta this one but man you can try#griting my teeth. so haunted by the horrors (yves)#but yea i get to an extent it seems a little weird that hes switching tactics so late in#but it makes sense to me.... he isnt changing at all. he's still a huge dick but now he feels guilty abt the fact that he's sided with#helios like. 11 fucking times now. unsure if changing as a person is possible but being less of a shit sure is#to an extent.......#i do think he's realizing now that the only reason he's gotten this far. his teammates do hold their ground. they ARE good fighters.#you can hate em all u want but broooooooother you gotta choose your enemies and ur friends cuz you just keep getting fucked over#tldr sigh im obsessed with yves again im sorry#(no im not..)#in other news i should be working on comms but wow im exhausted. nap on my desk
1 note
·
View note