#want me to beg? 🥺😈

[softenup25]

I'm getting attention rn and my dumb horny brain can't handle it 😖 so take more belly!!! (And wouldn't it be cool if you made it bigger? 👀)

[f14fun]

pixelated love (!simmer x mv1) - chapter 2

synopsis: in which the famous three time world champion max verstappen wants to learn how to play the sims 4. except, he doesn't really know how to. so what does he do, search up a youtube tutorial. low-and-behold, y/n's video is the first he watches.

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yourusername:

yourusername: WATCH LIVE ON TWITCH: i dominate my sub (max verstappen) as we play the sims 4 together - he's streaming too, ig 🙄🙄

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maxverstappen1: That is not the picture that we agreed on you to post, Y/N.

yourusername: deal with it max emillian 🙄

maxverstappen1: I look horrible, please delete it.

yourusername: max, i mean it in the best way possible, but you look so babygirl 😍😘🥺

maxverstappen1: This? Means me?

yourusername: SEE?!? the word fits u, totally 😁😁😁

maxverstappen1: ???

user1: LMFAO MAX??!

user2: this is the most unlikely pairing/collab of the year, i'm bewildered

user3: ABSOLUTELY LIVING for this unhinged duo >>>

user4: the way they type is COMPLETELY THE OPPOSITE FROM EACH OTHER

user5: and we are totally living for it??

user6: they match each others freak in the phattest opposite directions its so funny everytime they interact

user7: this is the type of deluluship that i aspire to have one day

yourusername: DWAI! you will reach my level of mental illness and one day have to live in a mental insane aslyum like me! (my bedroom playing sims twenty-four seven)

user7: oh!- 😀 (trembling)

maxverstappen1: It's spelled as asylum*** @/yourusername.

yourusername: 😐😐😐 not funny

user8: ☠️☠️🫵🏾

user9: love to see a set of people constantly being able to humble each other, prime entertainment

user10: guys, the stream is so fucking funnny PLS WATCH IT RN.

user10: like my mom came in to tell me to eat dinner and she heard HOW FUNNY and UNHINGED it was and decided to join me 😭

yourusername: w mother fr ‼️‼️

yourusername: now max, this is a PRIME EXAMPLE of a MILF.

yourusername: watch and learn, okay!

maxverstappen1: I am still very confused...

yourusername: mom i'll learn from >>> mom i'd like to fuck

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maxverstappen1: Ohhh, I see

user11: the BLATANT gaslighting has me IN TEARS. 💀💀

user11: like this is what she chooses to do the minute she gets noticed by a f1 driver HELPPPP

user12: this is MORE UNHINGED version of everything in the yt video i beg for u guys to join in on the stream i swear, NO REGRETS FRRR

user13: when she started teaching max the words to club classics by charli xcx mid stream 😭😭😭

user14: NOT A REAL EXPERIENCE. LMFAO.

yourusername: what can i say, i just need to educate this man in pop culture 😁

yourusername: i swear he is gen-z guys, just with a tinge of millenial in him (we are working on fixing that!!)

maxverstappen1: Yeah, I wanna dance to me, I wanna dance to A.G, I wanna dance with George @/georgerussel63

georgerussel63: ???

georgerussel63: Eww mate, I will not dance with you Max

georgerussel63: You can't dance well, so no thanks 🙃

yourusername: i already like you george

yourusername: you are very funny

georgerussel63: Why, thank you. May I ask who you are?

yourusername: only the funniest girl on earth ‼️🎀🌍🫨🌋

georgerussel63: I'll give that title to my girlfriend, thank you very much, but you can take a close second

yourusername: i'll take it 😁😁🤣

maxverstappen1: ☹️☹️

user15: it's okay max, you can be babygirl in the corner with me

user16: george russel once again rendering max bitchless, in front of a hot girl nontheless ☹️

yourusername: it's okay, max is my bitch 😈💦😼

user17: girl, i'm astonished everytime you open your mouth

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author's note: ty guys for reading this fic! 😍🫶🏾 part three will be out sometime within the next week, comment if you want to be added to the taglist! ⋆.˚✮🎧✮˚.⋆

[httpsserene]

I’m begging you, please write something for us Lance girlies.

𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭-𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐞? 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐝! - 𝐥𝐬. 𝟏𝟖 | 𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝟒𝟎𝟒: 𝐏𝐍𝐅 |

𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝟒𝟎𝟒: 𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 - 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞

summary: it’s the most wonderful time of the year! you swear there’s love in the air. however, your friends, family, and fans think you need intensive therapy. content warning: vacation romance. girls trip. love at first sight. fluff. profanity. mentions of reader’s previously failed relationships. reader has a mom and sister. sibling dynamics (bullying). friendship. delusion. reader has a puppy. all photos are from pinterest.  pairing: lance stroll x fem!black!reader

from serene: i wish peace, love, and happiness on everyone’s soul…and i hope my unexpected lance stroll smau series distracts you from the torment of the race weekend. LOL xxx < 3

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twitter • ynplays • december 11th

imessage • yn and friends

instagram • ynplays • dec12th • winter wonderland ⚑

liked by kyedae, taytagames, yourmom, and 13,244 others

ynplays: brr 🥶 if only their was a 6-foot, brown-eyed, strong man to keep me warm 😏🥺

tagged yoursister, yourbestie, yourfriend1, yourfriend2

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user1 so it starts 😣

➥ user2 please let this be a normal vacation!!!

➥ user3 with yn??? no way

yourmom i didn't raise you to act like this…

➥ yoursister mom idk where you went wrong with her

➥ ynplays she let me have unmonitored access to the internet

➥ user4 ah that makes sense 🙂‍↕️

➥ user5 that'll do it mhm

yourbestie please can we go inside the fucking resort my ass is freezing as im typing this

➥ yourfriend1 u just mad bc u slipped and busted your ass

➥ yourbestie would you be mad if i punched you so hard yo nose broke?

➥ user6 heyyYYY come getcho friends yn!!!

➥ user7 they about to crash out 😳😳😳

user8 lots of athletes like to go skiing and snowboarding during their winter breaks 👀

➥ yourfriend2 DO NOT give her any ideas, pls im begging you 🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️🙏🏽🙏🏽

➥ user8 american football players, basketball players, racecar drivers, hockey players, tennis players...😏

➥ ynplays omg ao3 fic, meet-cute, 654k words, love at first sight, strangers to lovers, no angst, happy ending, hockey player x yourname romance irl???

➥ yourfriend2 i begged,,,

twitter • ynplays • december 12th

instagram • ynplays • dec13th • the slopes ⚑

liked by yoursister, qtcinderella, yourbestie, and 15,093 others

ynplays: sega’s first snow and my first day on the slopes 🥹🐶

tagged yoursister, yourbestie, yourfriend1, yourfriend2, segagenesisthedawg

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user9 is your puppy named after the video game franchise, SEGA?

➥ ynplays yes! sega made mortal kombat which is my fav fighting game, so i named her after the company :)

➥ ynplays also, you can't forget about sonic and persona (super monkey ball too!!!)

➥ user10 me n the boys go crazy on super monkey ball

yourbestie pretty girl < 3

➥ yoursister if i was a man...mhm 😈

➥ yourfriend1 why do u always say some weird shit

➥ user11 turning your family tree into a circle energy

user12 are you just skiing or are you going to snowboard too??

➥ ynplays i want to do both! starting with skiing bc it's a "ski" resort ig? but i can't wait to try a board :)

➥user13 sounds like a fun! hope you have a nice vacay < 3333

user14 YNNNN ⚠️⚠️ you should get some of those plush turtles that you put on your butt so it doesn't hurt as much when you fall ⚠️⚠️

➥ user15 yes omg like this comment so she can see ittttt

➥ user16 those cushions literally saved my ass when i went boarding last year fr

➥ ynplays should i get one? do they sell them anywhere near the resorts?

➥ user16 yes, they should!

igstory • ynplays uploaded!

[caption; well,,,i think i need skiing lessons. hope the man i ran into has less snow down his shirt than i do.]

user17: eating shit is a staple of learning to ski

user18: the man 😀🫨 ynplays: i think it was the same dude who opened the door for me !!! user18: babe that's fate atp i don't make the rules

yourfriend2: i think you're about to have your meet-disaster. look up, he's skiing our way ynplays: oGM WH$T TH3!?!!

twitter • ynplays • december 13th

igstory • ynplays uploaded!

[caption1; he said i was a total loss at skiing and taught me how to snowboard instead ;p] [caption2; is it love if he buys you $25 ski resort hot cocoa?]

user19: oh no you're down BAD

yourfriend1: idk if it’s love but it's a stupid purchase 👏🏽 i can tell you that much

yoursister: no the fuck it's not love 🤬

user20: $25 HOT COCOA?!! outrageous user20: you better marry that man ynplays: you understand me on an subatomic level

instagram • yourbestie • dec13th • the shredder ⚑

liked by ynplays, yoursister, yourfriend2, and 8,764 others

yourbestie: we’re all way better at this snowboarding thing, even yn. thanks to her “brown eyed beau” 🤨 (her name not mine)

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user21: oh them drinks look thirst quenching 🤤🤤🤤

➥ user22: i wish free refills were implemented worldwide

user23: they would have to chain me up in my room if i were at this resort...i'd be foaming out the mouffff 😮‍💨🥴

➥ user24: bro what 🤣🤣🤣

➥ user25: think it's time you get castrated lil bro

➥ user26: watchlist type beat 🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽

yourfriend1: i thought this was supposed to be a girls trip :(

➥ yourfriend2: it never is with yn unfortunately

➥ yourbestie: FRFR this turned into the girls....and l****

➥ ynplays: don't be fucking rude 😒

➥ ynplays: he payed for our drinks and taught me how to shred ☹️

user27: "l****" ???? alright agents let's find out who this mfer is

➥ user28: *brushes off my criminal justice degree*

➥ user29: i've compiled a list of five letter boy names that start with L on a google doc and male celebs who have posted any ski resort pics or those who implied they were going

➥ user30: i have a google doc of all the male athletes who have posted any skiing/snowboading/resort pics AND athletes who implied they were going somewhere cold for holiday

➥ user29: ,,,i like your style. let's merge our docs 🤝

➥ user31: post the link on twitter and let's fucking get to it

© httpsserene 2024

[msnihilist]

More pics because I want to do

unspeakable things

to him.

Whatever I put as a caption here has a 0% chance of being normal, so please just Look At Him

[hwangyeddeongie]

hey! do you have any yeji nsfw hcs? she’s been driving me crazy lately 😵‍💫

Aww yisss my first anon! Welcome :) (also yes, when does yeji NOT drive us crazy)

CW: smut. Men and minors DNI. I suggest going to find something angstier or fluffier :)

I’ve never done a hc format before so I hope this doesn’t suck lol

(I’m the #1 believer in switch!yeji even though @ddeongies might disagree with me so switch!yeji it is 😈)

-first sub yeji cos she’s literally my baby

-literally such a softie both in bed and out of it

-takes care of you soooo well

-her favourite thing is being eaten out, like there’s nothing better for her

-thinks the sight of your head between her legs is one of the sexiest things ever

-blushes a lot

-like a LOT

-you look up from eating her out and she’ll turn bright red

-super loud but tries to hide it by stuffing her fingers in her mouth or biting her fist

-her eyes will start to flutter closed but she forces herself to keep them open cos she loves looking at you

-she 100% wants to make you feel good too, like she won’t be satisfied until she makes you come

-even if she’s overstimulated to the point of pain, she won’t stop moving against you until you come

-if you use a strap on her, she likes to ride

-she’ll put her forehead on yours or on your shoulder and absolutely grab at your hair

-if you grab her hips while she’s on top of you. oh my god. she’ll whimper SO loud

-be prepared for her to bite you, especially to muffle her moans

-speaking of moans

-she literally makes the prettiest noises?? 🥺

-all high and whiny and breathless she really makes it known you’re making her feel good

-not really talkative? like she’s very loud but poor baby can barely make a single coherent thought and you’re literally fucking her silly

-at least when she’s bottoming

-which brings me to (drumroll please)

-dom yeji 🧎‍♀️

-SO cocky

-like it’s a complete 180 from when she’s in her sub space

-she can still be shy though cos she’s yeji and she flusters really easily (and I said so >:<)

-here is where I insert my yeji oppa agenda

-has a HUGE daddy kink

-call her oppa/daddy? two possible outcomes:

-1: she’ll get super blushy and shy and bury her head in your shoulder

-2: she’ll smirk and adjust the angle she’s fucking you at to make you SCREAM

-“you make me feel so good, daddy.” “Mmh, gonna make me come, oppa.” SHE GOES ABSOLUTELY FERAL

-loves to point out how much you want her

-“you’re so wet already, baby. All of this for me?” “I’ve barely done anything and you’re already begging?” “be a good girl for daddy and tell me how good I make you feel” 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

-her strap game is out of this world do I even have to say it

-her favourite position is missionary cos she loves to see your face when you come

-she’ll also show off her strength to you cos she knows it turns you on

-she’ll fuck you against the wall just holding you up with her hands because she’s daddy like that

-won’t rest until you can’t say anything except her name and maybe “daddy”

-regardless of if she’s top or bottom, she’ll ALWAYS say “I love you”, when she’s coming, when you’re coming, when she’s kissing you

-she just loves you a lot :(

-now onto aftercare

-so so soft

-if she was topping, she’ll lay you down gently and go get you a glass of water and a warm towel to clean you off

-if she’s completely fucked out she’ll curl into your side and put her head on your chest to listen to your heartbeat

-will always cuddle you to death

-she will literally cry if you try to leave the bed

-if you have to go to the bathroom she’ll follow you all pouty and wrapped up in a blanket like a burrito

-loves showering with you afterwards and massaging shampoo into your hair

-if you’re both not too tired this will probably lead to another round in the shower

-didn’t mention this earlier but she LOVES hickies and will leave them any chance she gets

-loves to admire them when you’re both lying in bed, still panting

-she’ll trace them with her fingers and kiss them 😭

-because she’s an idol, she can’t really let you leave any on her (which makes her so sad) but she’ll let you mark her up in…discreet places

-(around her breasts, on her lower hips, and her inner thighs)

-this also goes for you if you’re also an idol

-sometimes you’ll leave a very obvious hickey smack on her neck if you’re feeling territorial

-she’ll whine and complain about it but she secretly loves it

-you know because she makes no effort to cover it up the next morning and literally shows it off at work

-anyway I’m a sucker for hickies but LETS MOVE ON

-when you wake up (sore, obviously) it’ll be from her peppering kisses all over your face

-she’ll say “good morning baby” in that deep, raspy voice of hers (save me omg)

-which inevitably turns you on and leads to another round

-(see this is why I could never date her because I would never let the poor woman leave the bed)

-she’ll be SUPER gentle though, since you’re both extra sensitive in the mornings

-you’ll make breakfast since we all know yeji cannot be left unsupervised in the kitchen

-she’ll give you back hugs while you cook and keep kissing the back of your neck

-she’s just very clingy okay :(

-if she has to go to work she’ll give you a long, deep kiss that leaves you breathless

-throws out an “I love you!” as she walks out the door + her notorious eye smile

[boredzillenial]

F.A.F.O.

You find out the hard way that you are not safe hiding behind a screen, not from these three.

Themes: Afab!reader, teasing/sexting shenanigans, oh no if it isn’t the consiquences of my own actions

A.N.: this is just somethin’ short and sweet in a new style for me. Hope y’all enjoy!

Hiya! It’s Steven. 🥰 Hope the bus ride from our flat to your work wasn’t too bad. How was your day?

Hi sweetheart, today was really challenging. I couldn’t focus for the life of me…

Aww why not 🥺

Was too distracted thinking about you…

Me? I’m sorry love ❤️ did I do something wrong?

It’s more like you did something a little too right last night 😘

Oh… Yeah? ☺️ Was nervous to try that but you were amazing.

I couldn’t stop thinking about it all day today, even now… 💦

You’re… right now? 😳

You’ve got me so wet. I don’t know if I can wait till this weekend to see you… I think I may have to take care of this myself when I get home 😉

What?! Wait I’m off today I can help! Can i come over? 🥺

No Steven, I don’t think I’ll be able to focus the rest of the week if I see you again tonight. Just need to knock this out.

Knock it out? Love I can make you feel so good please 😣

Do you remember where you put my vibrator? I haven’t seen it since the last time you three were over here.

Darling please let me come over. I promise we can be quick 😩

No no no, naughty boy. You’d beg me to stay, and I just can’t tell any of you no when you’re here.

Please I need to see you 😣 I need to… I need to feel you.

You gotta wait till tomorrow. Here this will tide you over. 😉

Image sent.

Oh love….

Please let me come over 😭

Is that not enough? I think this one should be better 😘

Image sent.

Love I can’t

Can’t what baby 😉

You think you’re funny?

I don’t know what you’re talking about Steven 😘

Try again

..

Marc?

..

Strike 2

Jake…

Bingo 😈

Jake - Steven and I were just joking around!

Image received

Does this look like a joke? 🍆

Jesus Christ… Are you gonna handle that for Steven?

No, you are.

Jake you’re all the way across town. I’ve got work in the morning.

You have 30 minutes to call out of work for tomorrow and be ready for us.

Us?

You’ve gotta deal with me.

Marc says he wants a word with you too. 😉

Then you can make it up to Steven.

Jake do NOT come over here!

..

Jake seriously I can’t have you over right now I’ve gotta work tomorrow!

And I’m serious. You’ve got a few minutes you better call your boss now amor.

Jake! I’m doing laundry and catching up on chores tonight you gotta stay home.

..

Jake I’m serious!

Call denied

Just talk to me Jake, don’t come over

..

Unlock the door for me sweetheart, I’m here

Oh you must think I’m crazy

Image received

IS THAT MY VIBRATOR?! 😠

Open the door and find out 😘

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MoonKnight Bingo Masterlist

Taglist: @moonknight-events @melodygatesauthor @my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction @ominoose @romana-after-dark

[itzsana-kiddingmenow]

https://www.tumblr.com/lotusbee07/749504079356706816?source=share

Hiii 👋🏻 how's everything going Sana? Just saw these pics of Chan and had some thoughts to share🤭 Lee channie who just randomly lies down like this on their dorm couches or on the floor of their practice rooms or in that sofa in their recording room, when he's in one of his moods😉 and hoping that someone would please just do something about his ✨predicament✨

Then one or all the members picking up on it and just making him ask for it. Making him tell them everything he wants them to do and how exactly he wants it done (Chan teases us too much on bubble, this is revenge 😈🤗). And the members telling him to keep his arms up or he won't get tickles and eventually having to hold them up anyways cuz poor little ticklish Channie can't take what he dishes out on the daily🥴🤭

Do with this as you will hehe😇😘 (kidding, I'd love it if you could write something with this, pretty please🥺)

xoxo 🪼- anon

𝙙𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙨:

𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙨: 1k

𝙖/𝙣: stopppp lee channie 🥹

𝙩/𝙬: really flustering ig, chan is forced to ask for his tickles, rough tickles

𝒍𝒆𝒆: chan

𝙡𝙚𝙧: minho, felix, jisung, jeongin

𝒕𝒂𝒈𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕: @someone-who-loves-kpop-saranghae @jeonginsdiary @leeknowstan33 @v--143 @wereallgonnadieonedaybutnottoday @inkytornpagess @lajanaa @a-wild-seungberry @channieissocute125 @soap143 @seungsluvv @skznccmlee @moony-9 @sunny-117

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠! 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞? 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐮𝐛s🖤

“So, you didn’t choose to do this…at all?” Minho smiled down at Chan, the leader shaking his bright red face side to side as he bit his lip. He was pinned by Jisung and Jeongin’s hands on his bicep, holding his arms up and exposing the sensitive skin of his underarms through the white tank he was wearing. 

“Awh, look at him! He’s saying he didn’t choose to do the shoot in this.” Felix cooed from his waist. 

Chan knew he was screwed. Minho would be ruthless in his torture, and he probably wouldn’t make it through the next few minutes. 

Min teasingly traced around his armpit; the leader turned an even more embarrassing shade of red as he bit back a smile. 

“Trying to hide from me, hm? Don’t worry, I won’t stop until you’re begging, weak and howling under my touch…” Minho mused, using five fingers to gently trace down the skin, moving his hands along the older’s chest and relishing in his frantic squirming. “Let’s get some laughter out of you…”

“Shuhuhut AHAHAHAHAAP!!” Chan shrieked when Minho moved to the area beneath his underarms. He had to admit, the tickling felt torturous, but so nice. His face blushed at the thought. 

“Oh? You seem to like this, hyung. You’re blushing.” Jeongin called from above, a wide grin on his face as Channie arched his back, cackles flying from his lips. 

“I DOHOHOHONT!! LEHEHEAVE ME ALONE!!” Chan protested through loud bouts of uncontrollable mirth. 

“You don’t like it?” Minho stopped his fingers, leaving that leader panting underneath them. 

Channie felt his cheeks flushing an embarrassing pink, half-expecting Min to just continue. Of course, the dancer wouldn’t let him off that easily. “Ihihi…” 

“If you don’t like it, we don’t have to continue.” Minho made a move to get off of him, and Channie was starting to panic. 

“W-Wait!”

Minho paused, a small, amused smile on his face as he arched his brow. “What is it?”

“Ihi…you don’t have to stohop…” Chan whispered, eyes looking anywhere but the dancer’s face. 

“Hm? I couldn’t quite hear you.” Minho teased, leaning in a bit. “Were you saying something?”

Chan whined, his face turning even more red as the other three members tightened their grip. “You don’t have to s-stohop!”

“Oh? Why? Do you like this?~” Min cooed, hand moving to squish his side. 

“Nohohoho!” Channie felt so shy, squeezing his eyes shut to avoid the younger’s teasing gaze. 

“No? Guess we’re stopping…”

“N-No!! Plehease…don’t stop.” Chan breathed desperately, his lee mood was causing his stomach to churn with excitement. “I like ihit…can you do it some more, please?”

“Awh, so cute? Tell us how you want us to do ‘it’.” Jisung called from the leader’s waist. 

Chan whined; there was no escape. “Um…Minho…use your fingernails to—um, you know, uh—my armpits.” He finished with an embarrassed whimper. 

“What do you want me to do? Give me the details.” Minho replied blankly. 

“Plehehease!! I cahant tahake the teasing—plehease tickle me!!” Channie’s face burned, he felt like he was gonna explode; his lee mood was bigger than it had ever been before. 

“Well, since you asked so nicely.” Minho mused from above him, suddenly attacking the middle of the leader’s armpit with his nails. 

Chan cackled, throwing his head back as he let out every held-back laugh and squeal. Jisung joined in at his waist, pinching the skin simultaneously with Minho scraping his fingers up and down. 

Felix and Jeongin helped Min with one hand as they held down one of Channie’s arms with their one of their own. 

Six fingers working into his weak spots had Chan howling immediately, squealing and shaking through his incoherent begging. “I can’t quite understand you…” Minho grinned. 

“WAAHAAAHAAAHAA PLEHEHEHEHAHHAAAAHA!!” Chan laughed loudly, opening and closing his fists to expel some ticklish energy. 

He kicked his legs behind Minho and Jisung in desperation, scrunching his socked toes and shaking his head side to side. 

“Okay, he might need a break.” Min let up after hearing one last, out of breath scream for mercy. 

Channie shuddered the second the fingers left his body, crashing onto the mattress and panting, tears slipping down his rosy cheeks. 

“Don’t worry, we’re not quite done with you yet.” Jeongin chuckled, loving the way the leader’s cheeks turned red at the response. 

Minho scooted down so he was seated on Chan’s thighs, Jisung positioned on his ankles. Channie shrieked the second a finger ran up his socked sole. 

“W-Wahait…Hahannie, you don’t have to—AAAGH!!” The eldest howled when five fingers scribbled up his sole. 

“Ready, hyungie?” Minho smirked, leaning down…lower. 

Felix assisted in yanking the leader’s shirt up, earning him a glare of betrayal. 

“Three…two….one!!” 

Chan squeezed his eyes shut, preparing himself for the torture that was to come. But it didn’t come. 

He opened one eye and Minho gasped, leaning in and blowing a loud, messy raspberry to his v-line. 

Chan screamed, more hands joining in at his armpits and Jisung spidering up and down his feet. 

He thrashed and squirmed, laughter pouring endlessly as the others never let up on his ticklish body. 

The raspberries just kept coming, one after another, and Chan squealed as tears poured down his cheeks. 

“NOHOHOHOHO MOHOHOHOHORE AHAHAHAGH!!”

“Poor hyung…you’re so sensitive, you know? Tell us how ticklish you are and maybe we’ll stop.” Felix suggested, and Chan stared at him pleadingly, frantically laughing his head off. 

He kicked at Jisung’s hands and tried his hardest to pull his arms down, Felix and Jeongin’s hand on each underarm driving him absolutely crazy. 

 But he knew they wouldn’t let up without hearing his answer. 

Desperate, he finally babbled out the answer they wanted to hear. “IHIHIHIM TOHOHOHOO T-TIHIHIHIHICKLISHH!!” He wailed, gasping for air when all the torturous but ticklish sensations stopped. 

“You okay, hyung?” Minho asked, gently rubbing at the leader’s belly to soothe him. 

“Yeahah~” Chan giggled at the feeling, sighing in relief as the phantom tickles vanished and he was left feeling warm and secure. 

“You like that?” Minho cooed, cuddling up to the older’s side and pulling the other two down too. 

“Mhm~….”

“Good. I knew you could spit the details out…”

[triassictriserratops]

Just realized how much Katniss and Peeta touch each others hair, and I KNOW they’re one of those couples who tenderly cup each others faces. 🥺

You don't even UNDERSTAND how happy I am to get this because now I can share my stupid, silly little headcanon that drives me INSANE to think about.

And it's that Peeta specifically learned how to make Challah bread in his childhood because he really, really wanted to learn how to braid JUST IN CASE he ever got the chance to braid Katniss' hair.

Like, BEGGED his dad to be the one to make it and specifically made sure he was the one to make it over his brothers so he could practice.

Some of his sweeter more innocent fantasies included braiding Katniss' hair for her.

(Some of his...less innocent fantasies involved UN-braiding it.)

...

(and some of his FILTHIER fantasies involved wrapping her braid around his hand and- 😈)

[joemama-2]

QUEEN THE NEW VL CHAPTER OMG🥺😭

Okay well at the beginning I praise Satoru for finally growing a dick and standing up for reader and Koji infront of his dad.

His mom needs to divorce his dad fr like HELL NAHHHHH gtf out like😡 mannnn I'm waiting for his downfall.

Also Satoru saying "what if I marry her?!" 😈😏🤭 and then crying in the car with the picture frame🥺 him realizing hes messed up a lot. Like we were finally getting somewhere

But thennnnnnn he fucked up💀🤡

"You didn't tell me if you were safe" okay well Satoru YOU also could have texted and asked but you didn't 🤨🤡 and you basically almost cheat on your "girlfriend" again.

Did he just ignore readers bloody knuckles??! Like hellooo?!😭

Jumping to conclusions when he saw Suguru's shirt, like did he just ignore the BIG ASS STAIN that was there?! Like cmon bro😭 nah I hate guys who act like that the "I can move on and be with whoever, but you can't" bro you done messed up so much, I get you're mad because that's your friend, but be fr bro, Suguru cares about reader AND Koji. That should tell him enough to know suguru won't hurt her. Unlike that lil hogwart gir who wants to get rid of them😭😡

Satoru is acting like a clown *que the circus music* 😭💀🤡

Reader better then me cuz ik they eventually make up and fix things but this is a lot, like satoru needs to grovel, worship us, and beg for forgiveness 😭🙏

Also this Naoya and Hanna situation... Hanna rubbed me the wrong way when she introduced us as coworker and not friend... after this, shes on thin ice for the friendship line.

Noaya get your ass out fr, he mad cuz he reader got out the situation, and got his face busted. I really hope nobody got a photo of him touching on her cuz... it won't go well seeing as how satoru just reacted to this. I really hope that it's over with tho, naoya won't try anything cuz he didn't get anything but I see that "blackmail" warning tag tho so🤔👀 maybe it's for something else tho.

KOJI AT THE END NOO😭 MAN I GOT TEARY EYED AT THE END😭 When he said satoru told him that when he gets older he'll protected his mama 💔😭 oh my I really hope he didn't hear the whole argument😭

Anyways queen you delivered as always🙏😈😏🩵 ily. VL release days has become my favorite day of the week 😎🤪🫶 thank u for reading my rant 🫶🩵

This prob has a lot of grammar errors but oh well😭

the “what if i marry her” line hehehe i giggled while writing it. ……..foreshadowing???

in that moment, i don’t think he noticed the stain or her injury because well, he was already crashing out lol

guys trust, he’s gonna grovel for reader 😭😭

and PERVVV SATORU 😭😭 i was so debating whether to include that but im glad i did 😌

let’s not even get started on the hoe naoya 😒😒😒. i can’t say what the blackmail tag is for yet, but……

i’m kinda happy u picked up on the behavior from hana starting from when she tried to introduce reader as a coworker. i thought maybe it was too subtle buuuut….🫢🫢🫢

and koji 🥺🥺🥺 i literally cried while writing it because i was just like THATS MY SONNNNNNN😭😭😭

thank youuu all in alll and have a nice day ☺️

[late-to-the-party-81]

Needy

Request: Or, or! Lately, I have been plagued by the thought of a pouty, needy Thor 🥺❤️

He just wants to stay in with his girl, but she’s got errands to run and places to be, so Thor just sits around pouting, and waiting for her 😔

He goes from straight up begging her to stay, possibly in his knees, to sending her some ~spicy~ videos and pics while she’s gone, trying to lure her home again 😈

When she finally gets home, the big, soft bear that he is, he just envelops her, grabs her and holds her 🥺 Maybe he sits her on his cock, rubbing against her like a cat and purring, and refusing to let go until he falls asleep ❤️

AN: Thank you @lauratang - I’ve tackled your second suggestion first. I hope you enjoy the neediness… I’ve decided this is the same pairing as in my Kinktober 22 fic, Food for thought

Beta’d by @flordeamatista

Dividers by @firefly-graphics and mood board by me.

Masterlist

Summary: Thor is a needy menace.

Relationship: Thor x Agent!Reader

Word Count: 1.7k

CW: Needy Thor, suggestive language, sexting, masturbation, dirty talk, cock-warming, fluff

“But I want you to stay…”

Oh god, the pathetic way those words came out of his mouth. It was both amusing and endearing at the same time. Unfortunately you didn’t have the time to indulge him, no matter how much you might want to.

“Thor. Stop it, you big baby. I told you. I have a shift to do and, because you keep eating me out of house and home, I need to stop at the compound store on the way in because there is nothing for me to take for lunch.”

He at least had the good grace to look chagrined at your retort, but it didn’t lessen his pout any.

“I will go to the store for you, Skatt. Just stay here with me and I will buy you all the jaffa cookies…”

“Cakes…”

“...Jaffa cakes you like. I will peel them and feed them to you.” He stalked closer to you, blue eyes narrowed, and you giggled as you stepped back, trapped against the hall wall. He lent forward, arms braced either side of your head, his hair swinging in both your faces. “I’ll even do that thing you like…”

With a giggle you ducked under his arm, and gave a slap to his ass.

“Cool it, hot stuff. There’ll be time for that later. I have to go.”

Your giggle turned into a full on laugh when he grabbed your hand and dropped to his knees in front of you. He pushed up your top and pressed his face to your stomach, littering it with kisses.

“But I might be dead later. How do I go on living without you here? I need you, little one. There is no air without you.”

“Okay, cool it, Shakespeare.” Leaning over you pressed a kiss to his mouth and the another to his forehead, somehow extricating your hand from his in the process. “I’ll be back before you know it. Now, sit. Stay.”

You slipped out of the door, shaking your head with a smile on your face. 

Your God of a boyfriend was so sappy sometimes.

You were in the middle of a meeting, your team leader droning on about mandatory refresher training, reading aloud from their sloppy powerpoint presentation, when you felt the buzz of your phone in your pocket.

Surreptitiously you pulled it out and glanced down

Thor: I miss you, kjære. What are you doing?

You weren’t really in a position to answer him, so you turned your phone over and rested it in your lap under the table.

Buzz

Stifling a sigh you flipped it over again.

Thor: I’m so lonely without you 🥺🥺😭❤️

Buzz

Thor: When do you get home?

You decided to risk it, and started tapping away, glancing back up every few characters.

You: in a meeting. Home at 4. Read a book/have a nap. Speak later. xoxo

You turned the vibrate alert off and slipped your phone back in your pocket, turning your attention back to the meeting. Supporting the Avengers in keeping the earth safe definitely wasn’t all glamour and parades. Sometimes it was lame Powerpoint presentations…

When your meeting finally finished you were glad that it was lunch time. You’d managed to pick up an overpriced packaged salad at the store on your way in and were looking forward to tucking in, but first you needed to go to the washroom.

After you dried your hands, you remembered your phone so as you exited the washroom, hand on the door, you pulled it from your pocket. The screen lit up as you touched it, showing a litany of messages. You rolled your eyes and stopped in the hallway outside the washroom, leaning on the wall as you opened your texts… and then immediately pressed the screen to your chest, looking around furtively to make sure that no-one had caught a glimpse of your screen. Luckily the corridor was empty.

With more aplomb than you ever thought you’d had, you made your way down the hall to the closest empty conference room. You bolted inside, turned the lock and pulled the window shades so you couldn’t be observed. Your body sank into one of the conference chairs, and with trembling hands pulled your phone away from your shirt.

First was another text.

Thor: I tried to sleep, min skatt, but being on the bed made me think of you.

Then, under that was a picture. It was of Thor’s torso, from the waist down, naked apart from a tight pair of boxer briefs that did nothing to hide the bulge within them.

Thor: I need you to come help me. I ache for you.

The last message was followed by a video thumbnail. Underneath the white play symbol in the middle of the image was Thor’s torso once again. You could feel your heart racing, and your mouth was dry as your thumb inched towards your screen and tapped it.

“I need you, little one.” Thor’s deep voice sounded over your phone speaker, laden with desire and you squeezed your thighs together at the sound of it. He had the camera pointed at his tented briefs, and then his other hand came in shot, stroking and groping over the soft cotton, a light tease. “How could you leave me alone so cruelly, when you know I ache for you every minute of every day? How am I supposed to survive this torture?”

His hand slipped under the waistband of his shorts to take hold of himself, and you watched, transfixed as he started to jerk himself, the tip of his cock poking out of the top of the fabric. Fuck! You could even see a pearl of precum forming in his slit. 

With each stroke he exposed more and more of himself to the camera, moaning wantonly and talking dirty to you from behind it.

“Norns, if you were here, kjære, I’d worship you so. I would feast on you, over and over, just to hear you calling my name  so loud that all of Midgard and Vahalla would know who was pleasuring you. I need to feel you around my cock. I need your warmth. Your wetness. Hurry home, love.”

The video came to an end and you just sat there, engulfed in a state of confused arousal. 

When had Thor learnt how to sext? And how on earth were you supposed to continue with your day knowing that he was waiting at home for you like that? How were you supposed to just sit in the canteen to have your lunch with your pussy pulsing in your now sodden underwear? 

Curse Thor! 

Curse the handsome bastard to Jotunheim and back.

Somehow you made it through to the end of your shift, although you were obviously distracted, and twice you snuck off to the bathroom, now with your earbuds, to watch the video again. You also managed not to message Thor back, not wanting to give him any reaction that might make matters better worse. 

You practically jogged through the main doors and reception of the accommodation part of the compound, swiping your card to access the private elevator and sending it straight to the floor where you stayed with your Asgardian boyfriend. When it stopped, you stepped out, ready to give him a piece of your mind for teasing you all day, but immediately found yourself caught up in a pair of burly arms.

“You’re home! At last!” He pressed kisses all over your face, before capturing your lips. 

You squeaked as he hefted you in his arms, his kisses overwhelming your senses. 

Before you knew it he was pressing you down onto the bed, his hands shedding you of your clothes. It was when his flesh came into contact with yours that you realised he was already naked. His cock nudged your thigh as one of his hands spread your legs apart, cupping your pussy and teasing your entrance.

“So my little message to you did have an effect.” 

You snorted. “Of course it did, you bastard. I was working, not dead… oh fuck!” Your sarcastic retort was cut off as he pressed two fingers into you, stretching you out. As he did so, he continued to kiss up and down your neck, nuzzling into you. You moaned, your lust and arousal overriding your need to chew him out for his antics. Your back arched as you sucked air into your lungs, your body so tantalisingly close to the edge.

Then he pulled his fingers away and you whined.

“Thor!”

“I know, skatt. I know. It’s how I’ve felt all day. But I’ll make it better, really soon.”

He rolled the pair of you onto your sides and hooked your upper leg over his hip, opening you to him, and your eyes rolled into the back of your head as he pressed his thick cock inside you. His arms wrapped around your body, ensuring there wasn’t even the slightest gap between you. His lips brushed your hair, your temples, your eyelids, and then he kissed your mouth again. You opened to him like a flower in bloom, eager for his impassioned love-making, but when you tried to roll your hips he held them still. 

“Relax, little one. You’ve been at work all day. You must be tired. Have a nap, my love.”

Your jaw dropped. “But… but… you… all day… I thought…” A roughened finger covered your lips, silencing you.

“I’m right where I want to be. Where I need to be. And I’ll still be here when you wake up. Then, kjære, I will worship you as I promised. But just give me this, let me enjoy you. Besides, you’ll need your energy for later.”

He continued with his soft kisses and caresses, his cock buried deep within you, and despite your scepticism about your ability to go to sleep with him like that, you soon felt your eyes closing again, your body going lax as slumber started to encase you. 

The last thing you heard before sinking into the soft depths was Thor’s voice, gently rumbling in your ear. “I love you, min skatt. You are the most precious treasure in the nine realms.”

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[divine-knight-hand]

Trick or treat Smell my feet Give me something short, spicy, and Loki to eat... (if you don't that's ok I'll still love you anyway)

😈👹👺👻💀

LENAAA!!! Hehehe! Stawp, that is so cute! (And I love you, too! 🥺💕) Many thanks to you for choosing to stop by my humble home this Halloween!

Of course I'm gonna give you a treat! Here's a little something I cooked up, perfectly in season and just for you~

Tucked away in a distant room, away from the festivities, I shuddered as his cold finger trailed down my back, my dress of choice leaving it almost fully exposed to him. His path was only interrupted by the criss-crossed ribbon holding my corset together. Evidently, my costume had provoked him. Evidently, that was the plan... "And here I thought mother told me all there was to know about witches." He softly mused, his breath warm against the shell of my ear as he hooked a deft finger in my corset's ribbon. "Yet, I'd never heard stories of witches wearing dresses that revealed such enchanting forms-" His free hand trailed along the curve in my side, down along my hip. "-dresses cut so high, anyone could easily glimpse the tasteful underwear they picked out, presumably just for the occasion-" I softly gasped as his hand slipped under the hem, the other abandoning my corset to cup my breast as he pulled me back against him, pressing his hardening length to my ass. "-dresses so painfully tempting that the view becomes all-consuming, any attempt at remaining rational falling to oblivion." His breathing grew heavy as he teased my inner thigh, and I bit my bottom lip as a needy whimper escaped the back of my throat. "But, you are no witch of my mother's stories, are you? No... You're a temptress. A seductress, clothing herself in the fabrics of a witch to ensnare her prey. Serving as an intoxicating distraction to anyone who dares look her way." "Ah-" My voice caught as his fingers gently worked my cunt through the thin fabric of my panties, my arousal quickly wetting the material in reaction to his electrifying touch. "Are you satisfied, pet?" He growled. "Was this what you wanted? You've not only caught my attention, but the attention of everyone else in the room, parading yourself as an enchanting whore." "Please..." I mewled. "Begging now, are we?" He darkly chuckled. "Perhaps I'd be amenable to granting you what you crave... at my discretion." The hand that once cupped at my breast now moved to coax my chin to face him. "If you learn to remember who you belong to." "You!" I whined. "I belong to you!" A sinister smirk played at his lips. "Say my name." When I didn't immediately respond, he grabbed my chin, moving our faces until our noses barely ghosted each other. "Say. My. Name." I took a shaky breath before whispering the name I was sure I'd be screaming later. "Loki~" "That's my girl." He breathed, loosening his grip on my face before closing the gap between us with a kiss.

[littleesistler]

tickle questions

ticklebeans2

What is your ideal reaction when tickling a lee?

I’m very good at reading others so like any small reaction like a blush or change in laughter is something I notice instantly and love to tease. But there’s just this magical moment when you tickle them to a point of time or in a spot where they just melt into your arms and become purely vulnerable and stop fighting back. And that trust you’ll stop when they want you to do so, is magical ❤️😭

2. What kind of ler are you?

I’d say I am a very childish ler since I get very playfully and funny, like an annoying mom or teasing older sister. I play lots of games, give lots of praise and compliments. Asks them constantly how they are doing and if they enjoy how I’m tickling them. I don’t know why but like tickling someone brings out my motherly and nurturing side so I just want to protect them and have them in my lap (platonically) so I can tickle all their worries away from a stressful day. Give all the love they deserve 🤲❤️

3. What type of lee is your favorite?

I’d say one that’s open with their reactions is the most fun since I can easily tell they are having a good time and I’m tickling them in a good way. But it’s also fun to tickle a little brat and tease them that oh I saw that smile and was that a flinch 😈🪶 so like no matter the reaction big or small it’s fun to have someone that’s openly vulnerable and playfully back

4. Which tumblr lee(s) would you love to tickle irl?

@kikibumblesqueaks 😘 love you zebra buddy, I just wanna tickle all your chronic pain away and then you can tickle me right back🥺

5. What is your favorite way a lee teases?

oh when they fight back and push me away, like no sir none of that 🤫

hiding their face, oh looks like I have some open armpits and ribs 😉

reaching out their tongue, oh let’s see how long you can have your tongue out until you laugh yourself silly 😝

covering a spot, oh well no worries I have plenty more 😏

them giving me compliments or telling me I’m do a good job at making them happy and safe 😳 ummmmmmmmmm that’s a direct attack

6. What is your favorite tease to use on a lee?

Taking about their laugh - I love to make you laugh, oh are you a little piggy, was that a squeak let’s hear it again 🥰

Face expression - look at those rosy cheeks, I wanna get a blush like that, oh oh honey are your eyes full of happy tears 👀

Mommy and guardian - don’t worry mommy will make her little one laugh and giggle, oh sweetheart I love to make you happy 🤗

giving lots of funny pet names - starshine, moonlight, gummy bear, cherry tart, apple pie, honeybun, bumblebee, kitten, puppy, lamb, little one, princess, prince, my dear, little one 🫠

7. Best tickle tool in your opinion?

electric toothbrush 🪥👏👏👏👏 (I already made a post about it lol)

8. Best tickle method in your opinion?

playing a little game or building anticipation, to

Give the Lee time to get comfortable with you 🙂

let the Lee be able to pull away and stop😊

make the Lee more excited ☺️

cause a Lee to melt or become a little brat😄

and then have a blushing and begging Lee to just start the tickling already 😁

9. Best tickle spot in your opinion?

the tummy, like it’s close to so many spots and besides a good tummy rub or tickle helps with digestion and period cramps. So don’t mind if I do 😘

10. What’s a tickle fantasy you have?

a tickle fight turned one sided but that I’m constantly worried the Lee will turn the tables on me. So I wanna make sure I don’t tickle them to meanly or I’ll be dead, since karma is real 😂

11. Light tickling or rough tickling?

light and playful 👏👏👏👏 I won’t say it again

12. Favorite tickle scenario?

helping someone relax with tickles it could be from a stressful day, a panic attack, a fear or trauma trigger, period cramps, low self esteem or just a sad mood that day. Cheer up tickles are the best way to bond and help us both relax. And once you’re happy you can torture me as a thanks 🤭

[marwhoa]

request: I was wondering if you could switch the roles, Like Leo or all the boys get into a bad situation, that quickly turns dangerous, When out of nowhere, Badass reader comes in and saves the day! With a mutant reader please, Like the reader is very big and scary, Or very short and goblin like 😈, Like a little menace. (And maybe the reader is very funny and immature🥺?)

🝮 “ target practice “

platonic!rise!leo x goblin!reader

author’s notes: i’m so distraught right now because tumblr forced me into light mode. My eyes: hurt, my pride: broke, my water for my noodles: boiling. Anyways, I hope you like this, requester, and my apologies for vanishing into the void for months :))))

word count: 2.2k

Beneath an orange morning sky, in a village of few citizens, a little green goblin was doing away with a crime. Mucked up hands shoveled the soft red dirt into a hole until it was full. Y/N smoothed out the dirt around them desperately. A muddy hand tucked red locks behind their ear, They had just now successfully buried away a certain accident or two involving 1.) explosives and 2.) their mother’s special pot. While it wasn’t entirely their fault, there was no way in hell their mother was going to be discovering this… Well, it didn’t even look like a pot anymore. It looked like a gunsman had released a thousand years of anger out on the poor clay vessel—and it basically was when you really think about it.

See, this particular goblin had been testing out newfound magic of theirs—runes that ignited the second it hit a surface. Hard. So of course their first plan was to get an arrow’s head, rune it, attach it to a bow, and begin target practice in the backyard. With the sun above as their only witness, Y/N pulled back on their bow, zeroed in on their target—an innocent knitted cat with buttons for eyes—and let go. The arrow struck within seconds, and an explosion followed shortly after.

A sinister grin played on their features, only to dissipate into pure fear as they realized the rock poor Missus Mittensmith, the plush cat, sat on had turned to tissue at the might of their magic.

Following the path of projection, Y/N could imagine their mother leaning up against a shovel before a dug-up grave very soon as they inspected the crime scene—a creamy soup was slopping down the windowsill, through the broken-open clay pot with teensy holes through it on the other side.

“ Ha-haaaah… Luckily mum wasn’t home, but.. “

So yeah, the obvious course of action was to take the evidence and bury it—no butt-whoopins tonight! Patting the soil in a desperate way to make it as inconspicuous as possible, you stood up and gave a few shifty glances around, checking for the coast to be clear. Atop a hill of red dirt, a grave in which no one but yourself knew about now existed. There was nothing to see for miles, or well, for at least a 16 minute walk from your house

“ Mission accomplished… But now what, I still want to practice… ”

As the guilty weight stepped off your shoulders, a heavy sigh of relief dragged out—only for your breath to hitch in your throat, stopped at its gates as you heard heavy footsteps come and stop behind you. A gasp from the mystery person followed.

A million thoughts raced by instantly. One thought played out a frightening scene, of Mother standing behind you. She was heaving angrily, eyes vibrating as they put two and two together and realized your crime. Oh please do not let that be the reality, you begged any unforeseen force. Who could be here? Please, say it wasn’t Mom, you pleaded to the deities while turning your head slowly to meet your demise…

Only, the one behind you wasn’t Mother—it wasn’t even someone familiar, not anyone from your village, at least. This dude was a yokai of sorts, of the turtle variant possibly, and boy did he seem like he was looking at a ghost right now.

“ hoo boy—“

The gap between him and you grew with each hesitant step he took backwards, both your eyes locked in a curious yet cautious gaze. Soon, he would twirl the incredibly-sharp, blue-handled katana you had long since caught sight of in his hand. Had it not been for the peculiarity of this interaction and how little time there was to respond, the weapon would have frightened you beyond belief. Some fearful thoughts weaseled into your head, like “ is he from one of the warring territories across the river? “ or “ had the gods favored this pot that much that they would cut me down at the scene of the crime?! “ and even a sly, quiet thought that rubbed its hands together mischievously, “ … can i practice my magic on him? “

Instead, the “ yokai “ pivoted and swung his sword, spooking out a flinch as you assumed you were his target. Rather than meeting your end, a swirling magic, elliptical and blue as the shifting sky above, followed the slice of his blade.

Now here’s where the true absurdity begins. Any normal person with a sense of self preservation would hightail it away as soon as this stranger turned his back. They would flee with their life, hoping to get away before their pursuer can strike them down!

But you? Why, this recent development of magic has to go somewhere, and why would it choose anywhere except straight to your head? Recklessly, your feet dug into the dirt, forcing your body up to follow the strange man through his portal.

Electricity passed over your body, shocking and tingling you—disorienting, even. When you were finally through, missing the portal’s snapping shut by just a hair, your body met the ground and rolled to the side, assuming cover behind some wooden crates. Your back pressed against it as your breathing attempted to sooth the thundering heart in your chest.

“ Ughhh…. Why’d I do that… And.. ”

With blurred vision, you rubbed your eyes a few times and took in the neon ‘scape surroundings. There were rich, vibrant purples, blaring yellow-hued lights, and reds dotting here and there. Wherever you were, it was far from the scene of home.

“ Where… am I? “

Curious eyes soak up the scene, taking in the sight of a purple-y blur dashing towards a weirdly dressed man, stopping short with skidding footsteps as a portal whirred from the villain’s hands. A little boy with odd clothing, unlike the others, stumbled through and slammed hard into the chest of the stranger with a shriek. As soon as the boy clonked into the other, there was a pop of sparkles and he was gone.

A red flash bursts, enlarging and swinging a fist towards the man, only to glitch and crackle until the form popped as yet another portal opened up and dropped a lady in different yet sort of familiar attire fell from the sky and was caught by the ruby stranger. She stared at the behemoth, shrieked, and then was enveloped in sparkles too, vanishing seconds later.

As you started recognizing these three may have been related to the one you followed, a battle cry of sorts dragged your attention over as you watched a boy in orange ignite fiery nunchucks and lunge them at who you deduced was either the bad guy, the punching bag, or a poor bystander. Before the villain could respond, the orange boy’s attack was disturbed by a random portal opened up. Out ran a girl in strange attire and a large hourglass wand, stumbling straight into and tumbling them both down to the ground. She, um… Well, she probably wasn’t related to the villain.

There was a glint of evil in your eyes as your palms came together, preparing to take an arrow and send it flying into the fray, successfully joining the battle for more than selfish reasons. Ducking back behind the crate, your hands readied themselves to reach for the familiar wooden arrows—that is, until someone’s name was yelled, loud enough to stir your intrigue.

Peeking from behind the crate, your eyes soaked up the scene of the villainous man in a strange outfit—the clothing was fitted, unlike that of the fashion back home which was composed of more flowing, breathable material. This figure wore black clothing, with sleek pants that followed the frame of his legs. It was such a strange get-up, but even stranger was the four mystic fighters that were now struggling amidst rope.

“ Leo, I told you I had it—I was going in for the hit! “

Grumbled a turtle-like yokai with bands of violet adding pops of color against their green skin. The next to respond looked like the blue you followed, Leo?— he groaning out annoyedly.

“ And I would have had it better, with more pizazz, if you hadn’t gotten in my way! “

“ Focus, both of you! “

“ Yeah, and who cares who would have had it when we’re all tied UP! “

The much larger figure growled out, banded with red and a sharp-toothy scowl, followed by the smallest of the four as he kicked his legs for emphasis.

Curiosity ran through your body, crackling and surging right on down to the flick of your ear as the current situation was a puzzle coming to completion in the moment: if they were the good—or mediocre—guys, now tied up, then that surely made the man in strange, fitted attire the bad guy, right?

And who better to practice magic on than the big baddie. The energy boiling inside of you manifested into a magic that just begged to be weaponized. It had to go somewhere; didn’t it? Yeah, so let’s do that, and then worry about this strange place later.

Great idea, surely nothing wrong with it.

Wait, bow, where is it? Frantic hands patted up and down before finally resting on the bow secured on your back. Thank god you had placed it there. Imagine being in this situation, empty-handed?

…

Where’s your quiver…?

“ I do say, perhaps you lot would be so much happier in another time and place, hmm? “

The figure circled the roped-up heroes, grinning as he clasped his hands and twiddled the fingers against themselves.

“ Oh, great, I’ve always wanted to be sent to another era by a villain in an ill fitting suit, he said sarcastically. “

“ Donnie! “

With narry an arrow in sight, you searched for the next best thing.

A nearby rock, unaware of its soon-to-come demise, was plucked up by your sneaky hands. Shaky fingers traced amateur lines, neater than the first set, but messier than perfect, until innate arcane energy illuminated the rock with fiery symbols.

A little bit of fumbling with the bow wasted time until you realized the rock wasn’t actually a good option at an arrow, but you know what it was good for?

“ Ah yes, to the Roman Empire I’ll send you lot. How does 1 AD sound? “

Before the dapper villain could even begin his send off, a rock clonked right into his forehead. There was a teensy tiny second in which everyone wore a confused face, except one whose blue hues, ignited in arcana, had immediately turned to the direction it came from. His gaze snapped to their villain as the projectile exploded.

Another soared by, clinking and exploding in the villains face.

Lo and behold, another followed, knocking him prone upon the ground, grasping his cheek in astonishment.

Rock after rock launched into the poor villain until it almost seemed like he was the victim now.

The brothers were quick to get themselves unbound, assuming positions in the face of a new threat. As the barrage of rocks came to an end, everyone stared at the darkness with curiosity, awaiting the emergence of the new player.

And there, from the shadowy curtains—metaphorically, of course— steps out the heavy steps of a green-skinned creature. Small yet mighty, an orange magic crackled in your eyes that narrowed at the villain as though he were the prey and you, his pursuer. Taking in your attire, each brother exchanged looks with each other until they all mutually held their scrutinizing gaze upon the horrible-poker-face worn by the brother in blue.

As you set sights on tracing random digits upon the villain in question (totally not seeing what happens), a certain someone was being interrogated for 1.) why was he looking so suspicious and 2.) why hadn’t you vanished like the others summoned by his power.

“ How was I supposed to know they’d follow me! “

“ Followed?! When are they from!? “

“ I don’t know?! “

Soon you were pulled away by the brother in orange.

“ Easy now. “

Whispered he, curious as to why you hadn’t vanished, but Orange’s priority now was ending the …. Well, this might as well have just been a one sided battle by now. You kicked and squirmed, the darkness leaving your eyes as dopamine levels lowered from the rather… unheroic attack. As the biggest brother saw you being brought near, he sighed and gave Leo a look that had him hushing instantly.

“ Alright, first rule, stop beating up Sir Time. Second… “

The red stranger seemed to be looking for words when Leo placed his hand on his shoulder and stepped in front, extending a hand to you.

“ Second, thanks for the hand. And third, well.. “

“ Oh you can thank me later, once you take me back home! “

Your ears flicked with a remainder of chaotic energy, grinning at the port along somebody who you assumed would return you home now!

Wait.

Mother’s pot.

“ Actually, never mind, I’ll stay here. So what are you guys? The Northern Tribes? The Eastern Savages? Ooh! The Emerald Rowdies? “

As the confusion in their faces calmed you down, an unsettling feeling found home in your chest.

“ …? “

The neon lights and strange contraptions surrounding you stirred a sourness. Coming upon the rooftop’s edge, you peered down at passing cars and humans.

“ I’m … far from home, aren’t I? “

“ What? Pssh, noooo… “

The portaling yokai was sweating bullets under your glaring gaze. Great, far from home, and closer than necessary to a liar. The nervous look melted away after a few moments, followed by a defeated sigh as he leaned against the edge and gazed across the neon canvas of his city.

“ Yeah.. But, with how hard you took care of Mr. Villain back there, he should be up for returning you home. “

Leo nudged you with a grin that could only translate to “ that’s your cue to laugh. “ A few ticking moments passed before you returned the gesture, leaving behind a rock with a teensy digit glowing on it.

“ Wait, what’s this—“

“ Sure, but I’m crashing with you guys til he’s up! “

“ IS THIS GOING TO EXPLO—“

A teensy explosion, just enough to send him stumbling backwards. You’re getting good at controlling the power output!

I guess target practice paid off.

[jadeinretrogrde]

A Curse For True Love Spoilers!!!

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my thoughts while reading acftl

- apollo you son of a bitch

- oh no eva's hope is gone bc jacks is gone 🥺

- can honestly say I didn't see kristof knightlinger potentially coming in as the hero we needed ~~nevermind he was useless~~

- omg not eva immediately wanting to make another deal with jacks to get her memories back girls got a pattern 💀

- when apollo doesn't even have to lie about some of the terrible things jacks has done 😑😑😑 listen ✋

- the valor's pretending to be the vale’s instead like no we are not giving up that V for victory ain't nobody gonna notice

- the story curse knows the truth! when it changed that book title to eva and “the prince of hearts” instead of “prince apollo” 😈😈

- *me chanting* “get this bitch a dragon roasted apple get this bitch a dragon roasted apple get this bitch a dragon roasted apple”

- not jacks rescuing eva from drowning again 🤤

- jacks: “it's best she doesn't remember me” also jacks “you can call me archer” 💀

- yessss eva with jacks’ dagger again name a more iconic duo

- apollo being all pissed that eva has jacks' dagger 🙄 grow up bro

- ApOlLo HaTeD aPpLeS shut up apollo nobody cares

- oh jacks, what are you trying to do and why won't eva forgive you for it 🫣

- the thing I love about eva is how at first she's all like “ooh I want the fairytale prince with heart eyes” but girl no you don't you want the morally grey baddie with the smoldering glare and death threats, just like the rest of us

- jacks really is bestie goals. he became immortal just so his wicked murdering bff wouldn't be alone, a true friend

- lmao jacks being like, “this is actually really inconvenient timing for you to kill me perhaps we could reschedule until I'm done saving your life?”

- *Ye Olde Brick Inn. Vacancy: One Bed* 😏

- this motherfucking letter goddamn it past evangeline ~~nevermind this letter is the greatest thing that's ever happened well-done past evangeline~~

- eva smacking the shit out of apollo and then pretending it was an accident is a cultural moment™️

- jacks pls stop calling her pet I'm begging you it's illegal 😭😭😭

- he fucking traded his WHAT!?

- apollo wanting to become immortal to fight jacks, embarrassing 🙄

- jacks sending threats to keep eva away like uhhh sorry jacks but your threatening messages are HOT???

- KISS KISS KISS

- wait why are there so many chapters left…

- apollo doesn't love anything more than himself so this motherfucking tree better unalive him 😡

- killed by a tree 😈 excellent

- the epilogue is just for eva asking about the apples girrrrl same

- omg a HEA 😭💖😍

- eva really delulu-ed her way into a hea. she girlbossed, gatekept, gaslighted her way around that curse, like fuck your magic rules and I really respect that of her

- are we getting a castor and lala spinoff??? or maybe a shocking, surprising, life changing book 4???? Idk things don't feel finished here…

[floodonthefloor]

Me reading pedestal prior to this chapter: hehe yes 😈 fuck each other up!! Be mean and angry and nasty and toxic and hot, this is exactly what the people want 😈😈😈

Me reading pedestal update: pls 🥺 pls have mercy on them. Pls let them resolve their grievances, have soft sex, and be together 🥺🥺 enough of the games, dimwits, I beg you 🥺🥺🥺

I wasn't ready for the angst, I wasn't ready, flood!!! The smut was unreal but what was even more unreal is my dear Alicent Hightower's vulnerability. But then all that faff just to get chewed out by Rhaenyra??? God I need them to figure this shit out!! We love useless toxic lesbians true to their canon roots, what a fucking treat.

P.S. fully lobbying for Alicent to get back to taking herself seriously and not letting hot, mean blondes yell at her no matter how good that xxxxl strap is. Baby girl, her yourself together and give back as good as you took it. I won't find rest till Rhaenyra is begging for forgiveness on her knees, is all I'm trying to manifest 🙏🙏🙏

i love it. duality

[honestlydarkprincess]

hehehe 🥺 😈 🦋 ✈️ 💌 and backwards cap sequel if you have anything please

The second they were safely up the stairs Tommy was turning around and tugging Buck into his arms, reconnecting their mouths like the trip up the stairs had been torture because they were seperated.

and

“Tommy, Tommy please. I’ll do whatever you want, just please, make me come.”

and i'll put the rest under a cut to save the dash<3

They were quiet as Buck washed his hair and the picked up the body wash to do the same, scrubbing him down with care. Eddie felt his throat go tight at how gentle Buck was being, at how this was every he had always hoped it would be when he and Buck finally got together.

and

“How are you feeling?” Eddie asked before he winced. Obviously the answer to that was not good. Stupid question, Diaz. That’s really all you got? “Not as bad as I thought I would be,” Buck said, unknowingly interrupting Eddie’s self deprecating thoughts.

and

“Eddie, I—“ Buck searched for words, anything to justify himself since he knew what was coming to him now. He had broken the rule, after all. “I can’t come again, not so soon.” He said, begging Eddie to see reason.

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