#wanna make one wallpaper worthy

[ponylandarmoire]

A Blossom i Acquired for my sister bur she jokingly now states that it's part of my Herd lol.

[beiibeiii]

Kafka Angst, delicious, thankyou for the food. Okay this was from 11:49-12:21 jeez im tired.

Anyways, here’s thing for you!

“…I remember one morning it was just like any other, you brought coffee and I brought sweets. I remember, you spilled a little of my coffee on the table and made a surprised sound, but despite that, you looked up at me and you laughed. Your eyes were shining in the morning light— In hindsight really.. They’d always done that. A little bit brighter, with the golden sun. That’s the moment I realized I was really truly hopelessly in love with you. I told myself it was a longer mission than usual. That’s all, and yet I couldn’t stop liking you past our little meetings in the morning. I couldn’t help but want to ask more and more about yourself, the silly, little details unrelated to Elio’s script.”

At least, that’s what Kafka would like to say to you. Instead she watched through your window as you cried. Illuminated only by moonlight. It looked as though a meteor shower might be streaking across your face— quick and bright slashes. A sky full of grief, guilt, longing. Kafka couldn’t help but vaguely wondering if you must mirror her own feelings so well. Kafka was a formidable woman, that wasn’t a secret to anyone. What she wanted, she would eventually obtain. However everything else she had taken now seemed so.. Little in comparison to you. So worthless. The one thing Kafka wanted, craved— No. The one thing she needed, she couldn’t have. You. A little bit of water splashes her face. Unsurprising, there’s thunderclouds rolling overhead. Rain was bound to come sooner or later. The water rolls down her cheek, to the corner of her mouth. It takes a moment to register in her brain it’s salty, and the rain has not yet begun to fall.

She looks down at her hands, those hands that have felled many. Her tongue, which has been used to manipulate peoples minds into showing them horrors to last a lifetime, that tongue that has spit thousands of lies. Her eyes, which have watched on as an opponent met a slow, agonizing end. The eyes that showed a frenzied glee at the suffering. How could she ever be worthy of you? The shining bright light in the universe who could never be dimmed. One so pure and precious. She felt her chest tighten in shame. She could never wash the blood from her hands, it stained her entire being. Deep in her mind, a maze to all (even herself) she knew that if given the chance to cleanse her sins, she probably would not take it.

So the Stellaron Hunter turns, quickly scaling her way down to the bustling streets before you might see that familiar shape crouching across the way. Your eyes make their way to the window as you see quick movement, but as fast as it appeared it disappears just as well. And a drop of water hits the glass. And another. Until your window is pelted with the sky’s tears, and the sidewalks are a black mass of umbrellas.

I hope this was this much 🤏 entertaining to you

WHAJHSGD ANONIE?? THIS IS SO AMAZING WAAA IDEK IF I CAN ADD TO IT BC ITS ALREADY PERFECTT!! IM GETTING FED SO WELLL SHJSSJ SOBBING KAFKA ANGST HITTING TOO HARD RN AJSJSJS SHES SO BABYYY I WANNA HUG HERR 😕💗

kafka wears gloves to try to hide the blood that has stained her hands to try to make herself feel better :(

kafka probably has you as a live wallpaper on her phone. she would press down on her phone and the short video of you on that flower field would play. your smiling brightly as the rays of the sunset glowed so beautifully on you. lighting up your smile even more. she looks at it with a bittersweet memories as she reminds herself as to why she joined the stellaron hunters - to understand herself to be a better person and see that beautiful smile on your face everyday. :(

she listens to voice messages or watches videos she has saved of you whenever shes stressed. hearing your voice and the way you smile at her clears her head. calming her down. she can't help but grow a little tired of hearing the same videos and voice recordings. shes determined to get some new ones soon. <3

whenever you post on your snapchat stories, instagram, tiktok, any social media platform, kafka is always on an anonymous account. she constantly comments sweet things under your posts.

"hope you had fun <3"

"so beautiful, like always dear 💗"

"such a pretty smile you have :)"

kafka doesnt even try to change the way she writes to make you not catch on. she likes your posts and is usually the first one to see them too. You can't help but sense the familiarity of the way the commenter writes their comments. its ever so awfully familiar as to how kafka types. you want to believe it but you know its not her :(

kafka secretly hopes you recognise that its her. she knows it won't happen, but she will still keep believing that you will <3

[burningvelvet]

to BE dramatic: I want to get your Byron-Shelleys misconceptions posts tattooed, or at least printed to have as wallpaper in one of my apartment walls. truly never getting over the amount of people on tumblr who are openly pursuing degrees in literature who believe in straight up false anecdotes about the creation of Frankenstein as a novel, out of sheer projection that maybe, by projecting into Mary Shelley, they too can fulfil whichever delusion they have, pretending fallacy of repulsion arguments and sentimentality account for proper literary analysis.

Mary Shelley's interpersonal relationships are never analysed with nuance and as just another influence into her writing, instead of them being an entire Confession of her character. And, even then, if they were a "Confession" (what a christian notion, that we must declare our most private thoughts and make them a static manifesto for others to judge and condemn) they'd still find a way to dismiss them because it would not fit what THEY want to hear.

And if any person who feels targeted by your post or this ask (if you decide to publish it, bc that's your call, I'm just talking) I invited them to read past Frankenstein. Not just past 1831 Frankenstein and into the 1818 edition, but read Matilda. Read the Last Man. Read her diaries and letters about Byron's death and how she was truly alone in the world (because no matter how insufferable someone thinks Byron to be, he was just like her in many ways, to their society). Read about her financial problems with Godwin. Read about Timothy Shelley's censorship, how he failed to show up to the reading of his son's testament and only agreed to anything if Mary relinquished the tuition of her ONLY living child with Percy and stopped writing. And yet, she did not fucking stop.

Also, if you wanna get really annoyed, idk if you know but there's a historical novel where the author writes Mary as the murderer of Harriet Shelley, and it is. Enraging.

One day Mary Shelley won't be a Harlot or a Victim but a literary genius with an unparalleled creative vision, surpassing the Big 6 of romanticism by far in topics, literary ethos and execution, and who, just like them, was also influenced by her time, her station, her connections, the private thoughts we will never know, her nationality, her race, and her historical context. All things which are worthy of analysing as part of the soup that makes her writing unique and valuable to the western literary canon, not as a condemnation, excuse, or second-thought

The world deserves to read this — yes, I agree with a lot of your points. I've made a lot of posts about these topics so I'm glad others agree!

[kenzumekodma]

18+ ONLY, MINORS & AGELESS BLOGS DNI

summary: “Eyes on me, he grunts. Wearily, you meet his gaze in the mirror. Black hair plastered to his forehead with a mixture of new and old sweat, and a hard look in his eyes that threatens to make you cum right here and now.

pairing: tobio kageyama x female reader

wc: 1010

warnings: established relationship, jealous kageyama, bratty reader, female reader, edging, daddy kink, one instance of reader being called ‘whore’, one instance of spanking, mirror sex, no beta we die like men

“Don’t think I didn’t see you making eyes at Ushiwaka, y/n,” Kageyama hisses once you’re out of his teammates’ earshot.

Sure, you maybe gave Ushijima more attention than he was due, but you knew he wouldn’t do anything untoward. And if it gets Tobio’s full attention back onto you, is it really so wrong?

“Oh, you had the time to notice? I thought you were too distracted by the interview.”

“Thought you might be needy,” he says gruffly. Out of nowhere, he tugs you by the wrist and pulls you into the Adlers’ locker room. He locks the door behind you and squishes your cheeks in his hand. “I think I need to remind you who you belong to.”

“I think I know just fine,” you say. An impish look flits across your face. Tobio’s eyes darken and he smirks down at you, and you know you’re in trouble now.

“I don’t think you do. You’re going to watch while I take what’s mine.”

Your cocky facade is quickly chipping away but you roll your eyes as best as you can. “Bring it on, pretty boy.”

Within seconds, he has you bent over the sink in full view of the mirror. You watch helplessly as he nudges your legs apart with his knee. One of his hands clasps around your wrists and holds them behind your back.

“Not so arrogant now, huh?” he teases. Although you move to rub your ass against his clothed cock, you let out a whimper. And he knows he’s got you right where he wants you. He flips your skirt up, his long fingers dancing at your heat. Stupid body, giving the game away, you think. Tobio just chuckles and barely makes contact with your desperate clit.

“That’s what I thought.” He pushes your chest flat against the cold metal of the counter. With his free hand, surprisingly soft fingers play at the elastic of your panties. One moment he’s inching under them to grope your ass, the next he’s got your waistband between his fingers, pulling it back and letting it snap against you. Your eyes clench shut and you let out a yelp. A couple soft taps to your cheek make you open your eyes again only for Tobio to take your jaw in his hand and direct your gaze to the mirror. From this level he’s even more imposing than you knew him to be on the court.

He slides your panties down your thighs. All the while his blue eyes are locked onto yours. Your wallpaper of arrogance peels away in an instant. You catch your lower lip between your teeth as he pushes his thumb into your soaking core, pressing down on the spongy spot that has your eyes fluttering shut again.

“You know better. Open them,” he demands.

“Fine,” you breathe -- a last ditch attempt at being a brat.

“That’s not what you say and you know it. Again.”

“Yes, Daddy,” you sigh, giving into him fully.

“That’s a good girl,” he coos. He presses his thumb in circles around your bundle of nerves. Your hips buck back towards him. Tobio’s middle finger swipes slowly back and forth just under your clit. Close enough to feel something but not close enough to feel relief.

“P-please, let me, let me feel it, please,” you whine. “Need more, Daddy.”

“You’re going to get what I give you,” Tobio says through gritted teeth. The way you’re subconsciously moving for what you crave has his cock straining against his shorts.

His deft fingers circle around your swollen clit for another moment before he deems you worthy enough for a little nudge to it. You hiss at the sweet, sweet friction and fuck yourself back onto his thumb and fingers.

“J-just a little more Daddy, ‘m close! Please, wanna cum so bad,” you keen.

“Then you should have thought about that,” he says, putting extra emphasis on his words by rolling your clit between his fingers, “before you flirted with my teammate.” Just as your orgasm is about to crest over you, he pulls away. You clench around nothing, your promised high rapidly falling away from you.

“T-Tobio, please,” you mewl. “Won’t do it again, promise, not gonna, just -- just fuck me, please,” you sob.

“So now it’s part of my job description to entertain whores?” Tobio’s hand lands on the curve of your ass, making impact with an obscenely loud smack. “I guess I can.”

He frees his cock from its confines and pushes the head against your needy pussy. It’s not long before he’s setting a punishing pace, pistoning into you like his life depends on it. With your head thrown back and eyes closed, you’re completely unaware of your surroundings. Tobio taps your face.

“Eyes on me,” he grunts. Wearily, you meet his gaze in the mirror. Black hair plastered to his forehead with a mixture of new and old sweat, and a hard look in his eyes that threatens to make you cum right here and now. And as if he can read your mind, he smirks and growls, “Fucking do it. Cum.”

You don’t need to be told twice, holding your eyes open as much as you can as you topple over the cliff of your release. Something catches Tobio’s eye in the mirror. Doesn’t fucking matter though, only thing that matters is him. You feel his cock pulse, then his cum pool out of you. Thick gobs slide down your folds, to your clit, and drop onto the waiting fabric of your panties stretched taut between your thighs. Letting your head fall onto the cool stone of the sink and your eyes flutter closed for a moment, you sigh.

“She teased you enough, don’t you think it’s time to pay her back for it?” you hear your boyfriend say from a few feet away. Large hands grip onto your hips and you look up into the mirror again. Your eyes meet Tobio’s hulking teammate, still wearing his number 11 jersey.

Has Ushijima been here the whole time?

[wizardbreasts]

chatted w my tattoo artist and her wallpaper was her boy at ren fest and I was like oh hey heres me at ren fest I do chainmail and she's like that's so fucking awesome I love chainmail would u wanna do an art trade one day I kind of want a collar to put over a button down and I was like fuck yes are you kidding me

kinda wild to think i can make something that's worthy of an art trade and cut a couple hundo off my back piece just rly exciting

[theoreticslut]

✨💐 1.1K Sleepover 💐✨

Okay, so I’ve reached (nearly) 1,100 of you amazing people?! That is literally SO amazing. I had only dreamed of reaching 1k when I started this blog and I honestly can’t really believe I’m here now?! Like I swear this isn’t real. But anyways THANK YOU all for deeming me to be worthy of your follow and just supporting me (both by reading/commenting/reblogging my work and by keeping me sane at times) I don’t think I can ever thank you lovelies enough.

As a thank you, I’ve decided to do another sleepover, but it will be valentines themed bc I love Valentine’s Day even though I’ve never once had a valentine to share it with 🥲

I will keep this open for a week from today feb 7th to just after Valentine’s Day on feb 14th.

rules - send in as many things as you’d like, EXCEPT for the ones that have limits on them. For options with limits (moodboards/playlists), you can send in TWO (2) requests. 

okay, click ‘keep reading’ to see all options!!

💐 - cym

•send me a theme and I’ll tag my mutuals as I see fit!

🌸 - fmk

•send me any 3 characters/celebrities from hp, criminal minds, marvel, or bridgerton and I’ll tell you which one I’d fuck, marry, and kiss! *if you’re curious, yes I’ll answer for female characters/celebrities

💅🏻- would you rather

•send me two options and I’ll choose between them (if you do this, I love difficult ones!)

🌹- fic requests

•send in any fic request you have for HP and I’ll write it for you! *you can check out my prompt lists for some ideas!

🤍 - headcanons

•send me an idea for any hp character & I’ll write a headcanon for them!

🧸 - fluff

•bc it’s Valentine’s & I wanna be all soft, send me a hp character and a fluffy prompt/idea & I’ll write a little headcanon for it OR send me an idea & I’ll do a blurb for all the characters

🦢 - talk to me

•feeling down? wanna share your love for me or my fics? want to ask me any questions? use this category to do so! *you can use any of my tagged asks games if you want as well!

🍰 - mood boards/wallpapers

•send me a character from any fandom and a theme/aesthetic (also whether you want a mood board or a wallpaper pls!) & I’ll make you a little something! *will do first 10-15 I receive!

🍓 - playlists

•send me a theme/mood you’re going for and I’ll give you a 5-10 song playlist! *will do first 10-15 I receive!

🍫 - fic/content reviews

•send me any of your work (fics/headcanons/blurbs/gifs/artwork/etc) and I’ll review it!

🍷- send me a title

•send me a made up title and I’ll tell you what I’d write for it!

💋- NSFW

•send me a character & an idea (if you have a specific one) and I’ll write a nsfw headcanon for you!

💍 - ships

•give me a little bit about yourself (personality, hp house, interests, etc) and what gender/era (if it matters) ship you’d like & I’ll ship you with a hp character! *will do the first 15-20 I receive!

💌 - love letters

•send me a hp character, your name/nickname, mood of letter (romantic/platonic/crush), and any specifics you want included and I’ll write you a little letter from them OR you can just send something generic like ‘hey’ and I’ll write you a little letter from ME! *if you want one from me you don’t have to include your name if you don’t want to

[weebianplebeian]

This truly was the swordsman chapter. As probably the second biggest OPM swordsman fan how did you like it?

i have a lot of thoughts on this chapter as a whole so im gonna just put em all here hehe (in the most incoherent form possible)

opm ch. 146 spoilers BEWARE

awww that little tidbit about fubuki and tats being more alike than they think

bomb can relate

the IMMEDIATE jump cut to tats on the verge of an aneurysm my GOD

oh wow do i hate that one panel of AS getting his face punched in ahaha

ok ok so iai is using AS's wakizashi thats rlly neato

go off darkshine you've got your shine back!!!

YES SWORDSMASTER ACTION FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD

nichirin's cutting style (or however you say it) is so cool, its just like the way AS accordion cut BS last chapter

y'all ever had one of those tornado potatoes yeah that's the first thing i thought of when i saw that panel

the other thing i noticed is that nichirin doesn't have a sword guard on his katana, which effectively makes the sword lighter (obviously) AND all the more badass cause usually you'd need a guard to protect your hands when parrying but nichirin said "nah we don't do that here son"

OK BACK TO BACK WITH BANG I SEE THAT OLD MAN SOLIDARITY

honorable mention for that one panel of homeless emperor with the moon in the back that's lowkey wallpaper worthy

he cut a whole mountain basically?? by just swinging his sword?? dude im-

classic "when i put the katana back in the scabbard something badass happens" click

spring mustachio for s class

alright if im seeing this right amahare is a double sword user AND he has some attached to his ankles?? STANWORTHY

ngl wasn't expecting the guy whose name means "wrathful" to have a move called "peaceful death"

yet another smiling iaian panel i've been blessed. truly

alright so fubuki can suddenly transfer someone else's life energy into someone else huh. we're really doing this

everyone in the tumblr opm fandom has already been screaming over garou's return. congrats y'all. makes my heart soar to see y'all freak over the living alien pc gaming laptop. truly.

oh no bomb just gave some of his energy to tank top master and suddenly one of the most dangerous enemies in the whole series popped up i hope this doesn't mean anything bad haha

loving that panel of AS telling bang to go and his lil stick is just. in midair

that callback to ch. 69 LETS GOOO

yet another panel of AS with the light in his eyes i believe in AS supremacy

BACK TO BACK SWORDSMEN OK ALRIGHT

also just wanna say i love how nichirin has that smirk on his face for like 95% of this chapter.

that's it 10/10 chapter i'll be eagerly awaiting the next one

[hughiecampbelle]

I know I'm not the only person struggling with their mental health right now, and I know I'm absolutely no expert or anything, but I thought I would offer what I could. I don't normally write these things, but if I can be helpful to one person, then why not? These aren't life changing things that'll magically make all these overwhelming feelings or thoughts go away, but they can help short term, and sometimes that's all we can ask for/manage :) These might not all be unique or something you can do rn, but it's been helping me:

Get out of bed. Personally, I don't have a lot of places to go or sit, especially in quarantine, so I sit on my floor :) Where I live it's been too hot to sit outside, but that's also a really good place! I always end up feeling really bad and guilty when I can't get out of bed or end up staying there all day, so when I go somewhere else to do whatever (read, write, etc.) it makes me feel more productive. It makes me feel more accomplished.

Wash the one blanket you've been wrapped in. Or throw it in the dryer. Even just switching it out for another one can make you feel better because it's clean, and soft, and warm and now it's not associated with all bad days you spent wrapped in it. It's not a reminder anymore because it's been washed or switched out. It's a small fresh start, but it makes a big difference. Plus, all blankets need the same amount of love :)

Read a book. Or a chapter, or even a few pages. Lately that's all I've been able to manage and that's okay! A new book, something you've read a dozen times. You don't even have to start at the beginning. Go to that one chapter you love or that one scene or find those quotes you love. I haven't been able to read a lot lately, but when I have, it's made me feel a lot less lonely. It reminds me why I love it still and it gives me hope I'll be able to read like I used to. For now, a few pages is a big step :)

Clean. But I don't mean reorganize everything and end up with a mess that's too big and too overwhelming to handle right now. I mean getting a wipe and wiping down a dresser or chest or desk. I mean washing a dirty mirror. I mean restacking the book pile in a new way. It doesn't have too be too intense or ask too much of you because when you're feeling like this, everything feels like a chore. Even just vacuuming to feel the warm carpet is enough. Not everything needs a place to go right now and not everything has to be picked up. Just one small area is enough.

Change your wallpapers/backgrounds. This might be dumb, but it made me happy. I changed my computer backgrounds and now they're artsy and cute and every time I open it it makes me feel good. I switch up new pictures of my dogs on my phone wallpapers, too! It's easy, it's mindless, it's not a huge change or a big commitment, but it's something you can control, something you have that can make you feel better. Sometimes, it's little things that make a big difference and we just don't know it.

Watch comforting videos on your phone, ones you've taken. This might be a dumb one, too, but it helps. There's a reason you filmed it, sometimes you forget why. I have dumb videos of my dogs rolling around, and concerts where I'm the one screaming over the songs, and ones of my Nana laughing cuse she doesn't know it's taking a video and not a picture. Sometimes rewarding them can make you feel like you did when you took them. They can be a reminder of when you were happy and excited even when you forget those feelings.

Dye your hair. Permanently, semi-permanently, with that chalk stuff, whatever. Personally, I love change, I need it, but I can't get tattoos or piercings in quarantine and it's driving me bonkers. This is something I can change! It's also something I neglect. I don't brush my hair, I don't give it much thought, doing anything I can to get it out of my face. But, when it's a new color, I'm more thoughtful of taking care of it. I want the color to last and I care about it more when I like the new color. Even just one or a few strands of hair can be enough! It doesn't have to be huge!

Candles!!! Light one, smell one, spray febreeze, whatever! I cannot tell you how many candles I've burned through since quarantine started. The scent fills the room and makes it feel so much more welcoming and comforting. I feel better knowing all the things in my room are gonna smell like that candle. The ones I don't wanna burn yet just sit with the cap off. It makes me feel better knowing my room/are smells good :)

Art! Painting, drawing, writing, etc. It doesn't even have to be in an artistic way, it can be a chore. I had to paint the railing to my front steps because it was rusty and let me tell you, it was the most stress free afternoon I'd had in a long time. It was mindless and simple and I knew I was doing something, accomplishing something, that didn't need a lot of concentration. There are no expectations to create the next museum worthy masterpiece. Simply have fun with it, even if it ends up looking like a littke kid did it. All art is good art, and a healthy distraction.

Games :) I don't really play video games, but I've seen it be really good for my brothers who are dealing with their own issues right now to put their focus into something with an end goal and objectives. I like the app Two Dots which I actually found out about on here! I don't normally like these kinds of games, but I ended up loving this one. It's something to focus on and make you think, trying to figure out the best strategies, it's a distraction that makes you put all your focus in on one thing. Without school work and grades, that's been really hard for me to find.

Even if you can't do any of that right now, I want you to know one thing:

Please don't feel like you're wasting your time because you're trying to get through the day. I know a lot of people don't have school anymore or have lost/can't get jobs right now with everything going on, which means there's a lot of free time now and you're not really sure what to do with it. Let me tell you, you don't always have to be doing something huge and productive. You don't have to be "glowing up". You don't have to be losing weight or working out. You don't have to be reading or studying. You don't have to do anything. Time feels like it's dragging on and that's a lot. It can be overbearing. Some days are filler days, where maybe all you did was laundry or all you did was make your bed and that's okay!!! Even just sitting on the floor and remembering to eat is all we can manage. Quarantine and all this isn't about how you'll end up coming out of this, but if you do at all. I know my mental health has been so rocky and frankly, really scary, and i can only assume a lot of people have been feeling this way, too. If getting to end of it means a day full of movies or taking a day to binge an old favorite show, then that is enough.

Please feel free to add more if you have any, I know I'm in need of any ideas or things I could do to help right now. I hope you're staying safe my loves, staying healthy. Please be a lil nicer to yourselves, more understanding, more kind, and more aware when things start to change. There's nothing wrong with putting your mental health first. I love you all more than I could ever put into words!!! Xoxoxo💜💖💜

[beecherdrysdale]

Hiii my bbs, I hope you are well. Get ready for a longgg post.

Some opening thoughts:

Brigid and I will be buying new chains for our boys. Esp for Quinner because he doesn’t have one and I want to start seeing this 🥵 look. Kesh care to join us?

- a baby that looks like Jamie and has his cute freckles. Brigid knows what I’m taking about.

Also brigid would like like Jamie’s beanie vv much so now we both are in that club because I have quinners and Brigid has Jamie’s.

- Mykonos is gorgeous. That is that.

- I am loving Brigid tracing Jamie’s freckles while he sleeps🥺 and I find it adorable that Brigid can only sleep with Jamie :)this would so be insta worthy photos.

- hehe yes to getting beeped by machines!! Okkk I’m glad, so Lexi is busy with Quinner means that we are just getting coffeeee. We aren’t like you and Jamie who make out in arenas.

- hehe Jamie would just be glaring at cozzy when he sits down, and cozzy becomes slightly terrified so he gives up the seat but still wants $50 because he wants to buy himself something on the flight. He goes to sit w his sleeping buddy devon. Kesh and Kirby are just to cool to deal with our crazy shit in the morning.

-no sore neck for Dylan. Thank you brigid. Yes to all of these soft moments. Playing with each other’s hair, the freckle tracing and the slightly heated make out that you would be having while Dylan is sleeping because I don’t think he could handle that lol. Another thought jamie just helping you fidget less because you keep hitting the back of Bowen’s seat and he’s sleeping.

- Kesh and Kirby are like the star couple, they are just perfect with each other. I understand why you wouldn’t want to know us esp when quinton Braden and Peyton start to throw snacks over the seats.

-honestly if I had that much coffee I would probably throw up, but kudos to Quinner for passing out after consuming all of that. I want freckles kisses but also I would play with jacks rope bracelets and w his hair 🥺. You would probably get really annoyed because of my leg tapping so Quinner also needs to calm that down as well.

- me slapping Ryan to wake up is just vv funny to me. Yess to them admiring our hair . Whenever I travel to warm places my skin always clears uppp so it’s nice.

-yay we are all sharing rooms w our bbs. hey hey

hey I’m not that dirty minded but like how can you resist? I don’t wanna hear to much from the two of you I mean it 😏. Omg I just had an idea imagine everybody just running into each other’s rooms and chasing each other. I hope we don’t walk in on you two lol. And we all settle in one room and have a slumber party lol. Face masks w the boys ‘I’m sorry why is it green’ ‘calm down, it’s a cucumber face mask it’ll hydrate your skin’ and then when they take them off the boys are glowing heheh.

- ok so I’ve bought an entire new wardrobe for this trip lol l. Ooo shopping would be vv fun. In this reality we have money hehe. Jamie carrying you into the water is 🤌 and I love it. Me and Quinner still need to be chaotic so we push each other into waves and then Brigid and jamie join. Meanwhile Kesh and Kirby are just chilling. Yesss with the hair slicked back and just wrapping your legs around their waists and maybeeeee kissing.

-finally me and Brigid are on the same team. Like Ryan you hit me in the face brigid will hit you 2x harder. Yess to all of us having moments on the beach at night.

- apparently we had some eventful nights😏 ehich I love even some of the boys because they want to have summer flings so no early morning for us. I love hotel breakfast as well esp if they have a buffet because you can eat as much as you want.

- cliff diving: ofc Brigid and Dylan go first because they are literally not scared of anything. aww you grabbing Jamie’s hand while he’s terrified. While that’s happening me and Ryan are hyping each other up, we slap each other on the backs etc. And we start to run and I get Quinner to come even if he’s terrified. I’d probably yell ‘let’s fucking goooo’ Brigid I’m making you the person that yells Marco the entire time lol cuz you are the swimmer of the group. Hehe us blaming Kesh and Kirby because they couldn’t figure out how to get out of the water. just a thought, wouldn’t it be better if you stay with the boys just in case they have trouble swimming and you can help them. And maybe I can go with Dylan and bond with him a bit. Any way works tho :). Hehe once everybody gets to the beach we are just crawling because we are tired from swimming and we just sleep on the beach lol.

- I’m good with dong half and half- snorkelling and scuba. Awww you holding Jamie’s hand and pulling him along. Same with me and Quinner and kesh and Kirby. I was terrified lol . Oo that’s so cool that you got to swim with turtles. That’s great for 8 year old Brigid:)).

Ooo a catamaran is so fun as well. Anyways dylan is just talented at everything. So he plays guitar and maybe he can help me reawaken my guitar skills. So I just watch him lol. Finally somebody who doesn’t make fun of me listening to the mamma Mia sound track. I love it sm and it just gives off the biggest Greece vibes. Aww and all of us just singing softly. And then just cuddling with the boys in the sun and me taking a bunch of photos! Aloe Vera it is😏😏.

Side story: so brigid you are playing music on the speakers while we are on the boat and Jamie goes to change the song and sees that there is an adorable photo of you and him as your wallpaper and he asks ‘you have me as your lock screen’ and you blush and say yes and he gives you the biggest kiss and then the rest of the boys are like awwww and all compare lock screens. And then Quinner looks at mine and smiles same w Kirby.

Yayyy us dressing cute all of hair is in natural waves/curls and getting dinner at a cute restaurant. and then exploring the nightlife in Mykonos. Ooo the drinks are a plus to us being chaotic at night. Like we would laugh so much at night. Awww kisses under the moon and then backkkk to the hotel for spicy evening pt 2

Side note: so imagine we already had dinner and we just start exploring Mykonos and we come across a live band playing outside and Jamie sees people dancing and then asks you to dance:) and you ofc agree and you just have the most intimate slow dance 🥺 and you just stare into his eyes and then tuck your face into his neck. Kirby also sees and asks kesh to dance and they are just admiring each other. And then Quinner sees me pouting and crying over you two and asks me to dance as well and we also slow dance. The rest of boys also find some ladies to dance with.

Next day: we decide to explore Mykonos like going to see the ruins and historical sights. So we all set off in the morning. Since Greece has a lot of alleys and stairs everyone some of us ( me and Ryan I fall down the stairs sm ) accidentally fall down the stairs ‘oh for fucks sake why do I always have to fall’ ‘what about me Lexi?’ ‘ you’re a hockey player you fall all the time anyway’ so we just bicker and you guys laugh and Quinner helps me up. ‘Hey Brigid we heard you and Jamie last night’ ‘shut up Cole we saw that girl sneak out of your room lol’ so everyone is just chirping each other the entire time. We get to the historic sights and we are all in awe and take a bunch of photos. Then we go get lunch and just chill. After that we all return to the hotel in the evening and we all get dinner. All in all I am loving this trip. It’s just so great.

Also I realized that pro tennis players go there during off season and so if I see one of them I will totally ask for a photo and go play tennis with them one afternoon. ‘Omg guys Serena William is hereeee’ and I just run off lol.

- another part might be happening but I might start with our Europe tripppppppp.

Ly thank you for reading! I hope you enjoy 🥺.

omgggg all of this is fucking amazing!! i love all of it, and ofc you guys lexi and kesh💕 anyways longggg post ahead

ok so first some random thoughts

ok so first of all new chains for the boyssss. quinner needs to start wearing one for lexi asap, and kesh and i are getting new ones for kirby and jamie. tbh they’re just as much gifts for us as for them lol

omg yessss i want a bb jamie. and his freckles 🥺🥺 i’m sorry this child is going to be so pale tho

hehe all of us out here stealing beanies. jamie’s beanie just looks so soft and i want to wear and then i can play with his hair better when he’s not wearing it too lol. and ofc lexi gets credit for starting this trend with quinner 

ok moving on to the flight lol

pleaseee i just want to trace jamie’s freckles and play with his hair while he sleeps. and us only being able to sleep with each other 🥰🥺 hehe please someone take pics for us

lmaooo yes lexi is busy GETTING COFFEE with quinner. and no need to bring jamie and i into this lexi, please and thank you

hehe cozzy making jamie give him $50 to switch seats so he can buy food on the flight. it’s ok cozzy isn’t really mad bc he can sleep better by devon anyways, he doesn’t have to deal with dyl and i’s crazy shit. lmaooo love kesh and kirby ignoring us

lol you’re welcome dyl for keeping you comfy, you better be getting me food to pay me back later. and then me and jamie just being soft 🥺🥺 tracing freckles and playing with each others hair. awww just peppering each others faces with kisses and then it somehow turns into a makeout. good thing dyl is asleep so he doesn’t slap one of us lmao. omg yessss jamie holding my hand or putting a hand on my leg so i’ll stop fidgeting the whole time so bo can sleep lol

awww yes kesh and kirby are adorable together, we love that for them. haha honestly same, i can see why they don’t wanna sit by us

 hehe quinner just has insanely high coffee tolerance, so he’s passed out on the plane lmao. but that gives lexi the perfect opportunity to play with his hair and rope bracelet. hehe he might pretend to still be asleep for a while after he wakes up bc it feels good. and then once he wakes up he kisses your freckles and he just puts a hand on your leg so you’ll stop kicking my chair (ty quinner)

lmaoooo i want to see you slapping ryan awake. and then us looking cute with our curly/wavy hair and our clear skin

ok so first day in greece

all of us get to share rooms with our bbs:) also i said we would try to keep quiet, i don’t know what more you want from jamie and i. i don’t think you and quinner are exactly silent either at night lmao. omg yesss running into each other’s rooms playing hotel tag! hehe i advise if you see a singular piece of clothing on our floor then you leave, bc i keep my room freakishly neat. but anywayssss i would dominate hotel tag, i love that game and i have a lot of practice lol

omg yes slumber party!! we can watch movies and stuff together and make the guys do face masks lmao. ‘why is it green’ ‘wait mine’s grey’ ‘i don’t want this shit on my skin’ ‘guys just put them on, it’ll be good for you’ omg yessss when we take them off they’re just glowing, love that for them

hehe all of us girls going shopping together to get cute new clothes bc guess what? we have moneyyyyy. and all the guys are just like where did they go

hehe yes jamie carrying me and then quinner and lexi pushing each other in behind us lol. but then ofc jamie and i join bc we’re (read: i’m) overly competitive. and kesh and kirby just chilling on the beach lol. and then i loveeee moments in the water, just like the slicked back hair and wrapping legs around waists and definitely maybe kissing

hehe yes lexi and i are the dream team. ryan i will beat you tf up if i have to lol. awww and cute moments on the beach at night 🥰

next dayyyy

hehe late breakfast bc we had eventful nights and don’t wanna get up early. and then i’m eating sm at the buffet lol and the guys are just like how? bc i’m just a very hungry person in general lol

hehe ok cliff diving: obvi me and dyl first bc we’re the daredevils, but i also pull jamie with us bc i don’t want to leave my bb behind. and then you and ryan hype each other up and you guys come next but then you pull quinner with you too, bc you don’t want to leave him behind. hehe i’m not being marco the whole time sorry, whoever gets tagged becomes marco. hehe and then once we’re ready to get out we blame kesh and kirby that we don’t know how lol ‘wow thanks mom and dad, how helpful’ jk we still love you kesh!! honestly i’m down to either, stay with the guys in the water or climb up, i did do rock climbing for a couple years tho so idk if that makes a difference. but then also they probably need help swimming and you want to bond with dyl, so honestly up to you:) 

snorkeling and scuba diving - all of us holding hands with our bfs and swimming with them🥺 hehe yes little brigid was really just living a wild life lol. anywaysss then we’re back on the catamaran and dyl’s just playing music and then we give lexi a turn and she’s surprisingly good for having not played in so long. and then singing mama mia is so fun! and just hanging out on the boat in general and having fun and cuddling with our boys. and then ofc we have to use aloe vera lol

hehe yess i have aux on the boat, but at some point i just ask jamie to go change the song and he knows my password, but i forgot he doesn’t know i changed my wallpaper. so then he’s sees the pic of us cuddling together in the airport and he’s just like ‘i’m your wallpaper’ and i just blush and go ‘well, yeah’ and he just comes over and hugs me and gives me a kiss. so then everyone’s comparing wallpapers lol, and so quinner and kirby are vv happy when they see lexi and kesh’s

yesss all of us looking cute and exploring mykonos nightlife. haha everyone’s at least a little tipsy bc it’s super easy to get drinks there. hehe all of us super loud and laughing and stuff, love that. and then moonlight kisses🥰 

awww yes, we’re exploring and we see a live band so jamie asks me to dance. and i blush but ofc i say yes, so we’re just having the softest most intimate slow dance🥺 staring into each other’s eyes at first, but then i tuck my face into his chest bc i get nervous with eye contact. and then ofc kirby has to ask kesh bc they’re #couplegoals and they’re just admiring each other while they dance. and quinner isn’t the best with social cues so he doesn’t pick up on it right away, but then he sees you’re sad and asks you to dance with him and then you two are adorable together. and the other guys ask some girls to dance, and guess who ends up coming back to the hotel with us that night lmao

next dayyyyy

oooh yes going to see the greek ruins, and there are a tonnn of alleys and stairs and stuff. so ofc you and ryan fall down them (and i by some miracle don’t). hehe you: ‘why tf am i always falling?’ him: ‘what about me tho lexi?’ you: ‘you’re a hockey player, it’s kind of in your job description’ and you guys keep fighting lmao, but ofc quinner helps you up 😍

and the chirpssss that would be going on all day lmaoooo ‘hey brigid, we heard you and jamie last night’ ‘oh fuck off, i saw a different girl come out of your room this morning cole. what are you doing, trying to go through every girl in mykonos by the time we leave?’

and then ofc sightseeing and taking lots of insta photos, and then we all go to get lunch together. imagine the people who have to serve our table, i feel sorry for them lol. and then we could just go back to the beach or smtg before dinner and then back to the hotel 😏

final thoughts

at some point lexi sees a really good tennis player and goes to get her picture taken and see if she can practice with them, and kesh and i being the good friends that we are chase after her to take the pictures lol. hehe and then lexi abandons us to go play tennis with them for the afternoon

ugggh this was amazing and i love it, i’m excited for another part of europe, i’m down with either bc both would be amazing

ly too 🥰 it was amazing, i was so happy to read it

[chiveburger]

the basquiat performance video behind the scenes photos really be making me a fucking mad woman I am about to run out into traffic. I don’t know if I ever mentioned it to the public but I love pentagon so much. some of these photos look computer generated because they look so unrealistically good... all of them are worthy of computer desktop wallpapers. yes, even the one where hongseok is naked. not to be a piece of needy shit but I want a pentory of this filming. I wanna see the photo of yuto laughing in the cage and hui dancing in action. I’m vibrating at inhuman oscillations looking at all of these.

[outlaws-of-anarchy]

Tainted Love (Chapter 3)

Pairings:  Tig Trager x Reader, Herman Kozik x Reader

Warnings:  Love triangle, swearing

Words: 2100

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“You’re a doll, always bailin’ me out.” Tig said softly, brushing his lips across Y/N’s cheek.

She could only lean into his familiar touch, before giving his hand a gentle squeeze. “Yeah, I know. But you’re my favorite guy, so it’s only natural that I do.”  

“Come back to the clubhouse with me, I wanna make it up to you.” He said with a seductive growl.

Her lips slowly peeled back in a grin, knowing he always made good on his word. “I’ll meet you back there a little bit later, I got a few errands to run.”  

He hesitated briefly, a flash of concern lighting up in his eyes, but was soon brushed away. He straddled his chopper before landing a playful swat to Y/N’s ass. “Be safe babe, see ya later.” Tig revved his engine before taking off down the road.

It was one thing to “bail” Tig out of jail, but it was something else entirely to bail Kozik out. There was still so many things left unsaid to him, and in a sick way, she felt bad that he was locked up. Knowing, it was a majority of her fault. If he didn’t know her and Tig were a ‘thing’ than they would have never gotten into a fight.

Unser had been on SAMCRO’s payroll for many years, so it was easy to slip members in and out of their cells without too much speculation. However, Kozik wasn’t from Charming, and although he was a man of mayhem, he couldn’t be freed from jail without a hefty sum of bail money.

If she would have asked Jax for the money to do it, he would have without hesitation. They all saw one another as brothers, but she didn’t feel right going to the President of SAMCRO, asking for bail money to save her ex-boyfriend. Especially, if that meant Tig would find out.  

“It’s his first offense in this town, therefor the cost won’t be as much. However, if there is a repeat, he could face jail time or a larger fine.” Said one of the Deputy’s.  

Y/N merely nodded her head before handing her 800$ in cash, impatiently waiting for her to fetch Kozik.

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His anger had quickly faded the moment he was put in the back of a cruiser. However, the frustration, the betrayal still latched onto him like a leech. He never expected Y/N to wait around for him, but he also never thought she would move onto one of his own brothers. He especially never thought that Tig would submerge into a relationship with his ex, the woman who had been ole lady worthy.

“Kozik, your bail has been posted.” Said a guard.

“By who?” He replied curiously, but there was no response. Instead, the Deputy had unlocked the holding cell and allowed the outlaw to step out.

The time he had reached the lobby, he found Y/N sitting there, gaze directed to the window beside her. Rays of sunlight captured her in a golden halo, only enouncing her flawlessness. Did she bail him out? Why would she? Didn’t she hate him?  

His strides were slow, overly cautious as he approached her. The rattling of the chain that dangled from his jeans had caught her attention, eyes shooting to him almost immediately. In that moment, he froze, completely blown away by the woman he had left months ago. The woman he had tried desperately to forget but couldn’t. Who could ever forget a woman like her? No one, not even god himself.  

“Hey.” She greeted, eventually rising to her feet.

“Hey.” He repeated, carefully eying her with a questionable expression.

“Did you bail me out?” Kozik asked, hands shifting into the front pockets of his jeans.

He watched her run a hand through her hair tersely, it being one of her nervous ticks. He could spot it anywhere, but he also knew her better than anyone else. He knew she was unsure, and nervous about being around him. “Yeah, I did. I wanted to talk to you, we didn’t get to finish our conversation last night.” She said.

To say he was shocked, would be an understatement. He for sure thought she would just bail Tig out and continue on with life. So, to hear her say that she wanted to talk to him, made his hopes rise up. Hopes that she would take him back, hopes that they could start fresh.

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They stood feet apart, aimlessly walking down the main street of Charming’s quaint little center stone. It was a sunny morning, the heat of it pouring down on the back of their heads. She had said she wanted to talk, but for the last ten minutes all they had done was walk in silence. She couldn’t find the words she wanted to say to him, because his sudden reappearance had brought up old feelings, old love.

So, she started from the beginning. “When you left, you took a piece of my heart. A piece that you will forever own, and I hate to say that, to admit such weakness, but it’s true. I loved you in a way that terrified me, because I had never been so codependent on someone else before. I never needed or wanted someone so damn much, not like I did with you.”  

His blue eyes darted to her, comprehending everything she had to say.  

“But you were selfish, you only cared about yourself. You couldn’t handle a relationship, and while you lived in Tacoma, I had to patch myself up. I had to find a way to heal, and I did. I found Tig, and it wasn’t supposed to last as long as it did, but it has. While you own one half of my heart, he owns the other. You are my kryptonite and he’s my saving grace. And I feel so confused, so hurt, because I love you both so much.” There was a wavering to her voice, which made him tense and her gaze to focus ahead. Not wanting to expose anymore vulnerability than she had already.  

“You weren’t my first, but you were my first love. My first, true love. And Tig, he’s the second love of my life. You both live inside my chest, taking up space there and now that you’ve come back. I can’t think straight, I can’t. Because you’ve now taken space up in my head. You come back professing your love and the mistake you made in leaving me, expecting me to take you back.”  

His head hung low in regret, and she could only continue to keep that distance between them.

“Everything you said, I waited for a year, I waited everyday for you to come back and tell me how sorry you were, how much you loved me. But I’m not sure if I continue to love you cause’ you hurt me, or because I want something more from you. I don’t know, the pain you inflicted on me has become my drug. I’m addicted to it, but it’s not good for me.” She sighed softly, tears falling quietly down her cheeks.  

Kozik stopped walking and immediately gripped her bicep, causing her to stop as well. He forced her to look at him and when she did, they both felt that intoxicated love coming rip-roaring back to life.  

“I don’t know what it was about you that caught my eye. Maybe it was your wild hair, or your daring eyes, or the fact that you weren’t afraid to put anyone in their place, but something in you, made me gravitate towards you. From the moment I saw you walk into that bar, I’ve loved you and every day after. I made a mistake in leaving, and it’s one I’ll always regret. Because you are the only woman for me, I don’t want to be your kryptonite babe, I want to be your superman.” He said, his thumb stroking circles over her damp cheek.

She couldn’t help the free-roaming tears, or the utter adoration she had for Kozik. And all she could think about while looking at him is how much she wanted to kiss him. However, he seemed to have had read her mind because he was soon leaning down and placing a searing kiss across her plump lips. His hands roaming down the length of her body before encircling her waist.

And while two old lovers reunited, there was a man scorned across the street, staring idly from an ice cream parlor. Tig would never admit it, but he swore that day he could feel a bit of him die off.  

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It had been two hours later when Y/N had returned to the club house. Kozik had taken a ride with Happy to Stockton State Prison to visit a member who had been locked up for years. There was an underlying guilt nestled in the pit of her stomach as she stepped through the club house doors. Mainly because she hadn’t only kissed Kozik but also had sex with him.

Shoes pattered against the floor as she made her back to Tig’s dorm, only wanting to hide beneath the sheets. However, when she entered the room, she was stunned to find him sitting on the edge of the bed. He lacked any visible facial expression, in fact he was so still and quiet that it unnerved her. Setting her bag down on the small table near the door, she’d frown. “Tig, what’s wrong?”

He remained silent, until he barked out a question that made her sick. “Did you fuck him?”  

And all she could do was play stupid, pretend that she hadn’t just been devoured by Kozik. “Who?”

In a flurry of rage, Tig was at his feet, tossing aside the wooden chair that was a few feet away from him. “Don’t play fucking stupid Y/N, you know god damn well who I’m talkin’ about.”  

She bit into her bottom lip to keep back a yelp, before taking a cowardice step back.  

Icy blue eyes darted to her, legs drawing him closer to her. “Answer me!” he growled.

“Yes! Okay! Yes! I did, I slept with him.” She cried, guilty and frustrated tears forming.

His face was only a few inches from hers, his gaze narrowed down at her while his upper lip quirked into a scowl. “You’re a dirty fuckin’ bitch.”  

His words were like a slap to the face, and in a sense, she couldn’t blame him for what he said, for what he thought. She had slept with her ex-boyfriend, while simultaneously screwing Tig on the side. Yet, she couldn’t deny how much his words broke her.

“Don’t call me that.” She mewled.  

Tig was soon cornering her against the wall, trapping her between his arms as his hands dug into the wallpaper. “That’s what you are.”

Hands formed into fists at her side, trying her hardest not to unleash on him. But it couldn’t be helped, because the way he was staring at her, made her realize that she was never priority in his life either. He was always fucking her, and other women as well, it was never her, it would never be just her.

“Says the man who fucks me, then an hour later goes and fucks someone else. Don’t you ever try to shame me for what I did, when you go out and do the same thing every day. You’re not better than me, and you’re not in my shoes, you don’t understand what I’m going through.” She snapped.

He scoffed before pulling away from her. “There differences between me and you doll, is that I only love one woman that I fuck, and I come home to her every night.”  

Tig was soon grabbing his kutte and stalking out of the dorm, slamming the door behind him.  

While she had waited for Kozik to admit his wrongs and come back, she had also been waiting for Tig’s confession of love.  

And when he had finally said it in the midst of the jumble, she could only feel the piece of her heart that belonged to him, cry out for its owner. Y/N slowly slid over to the bed where she sat on the edge, looking blankly at the floor as incoherent sobs shook her body.  

The one person who had been there for her, she had hurt. She had betrayed him so effortlessly, and now he was gone. All for the sake of a man who had left her broken and torn in the dust.

Chapter 4

[hermannsthumb]

for the autumn fic meme... 11, 24 and 28 if you please but honestly all of them are great and I can't really choose, those prompts yeeted me into fall mode and I love everything you write; go wild mrs. Maria, we love you

from autumn fic meme here: 11. Pumpkin Patch + 24. Warm Sweaters + 28. Flannel Shirt

I WILL GO WILD!! thank u for permission i love you too. (sidenote about 4 of you asked for flannel shirt lmaoooo)

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“This one?” Hermann says. “It seems sturdy.”

“Nah,” Newt says. “Not round enough.”

Hermann frowns. He taps his pumpkin of choice with the end of his cane. “It’s a pumpkin,” he says. “It’s inherently round.”

“Not that one,” Newt says. He squats down in the dirt next to it and turns it so Hermann can see the opposite side: while it was round from Hermann’s perspective, from Newt’s, it’s tragically malformed (probably grew from the vine at a weird angle) and nowhere near worthy of sitting on their front porch. Why, perish the very thought. “It’s a little flat here, see. We’ll be the laughing stock of the entire neighborhood.” He gets to his feet with a grunt and dusts off his jeans. “Let’s keep looking.”

“Laughing stock,” Hermann repeats under his breath in a mutter, then louder, “It’s a bloody pumpkin, Newton. We’ll just carve the other side. No one will even care. Or know.”

“I’ll care and know. I want our pumpkin to be perfect,” Newt declares. He twines his fingers with Hermann’s, cuff of his flannel shirt brushing Hermann’s skin, and tugs him forward. “Hurry up, the farm’s closing soon, and I still wanna buy squash from the market.” He’s planning on making something fun for dinner tomorrow night with it.

Hermann stumbles after him with an even deeper frown than before, clinging to Newt’s wrist. Of all people, Newt thought Hermann—king of perfection himself, the fussiest, most particular person Newt knows—would get it. An imperfect pumpkin means an imperfect carving, and Newt doesn’t want an imperfect carving, because that means an imperfect Halloween. Which won’t do. It’s their first Halloween together together, after all. “How about that one?” Hermann says, pointing at another—slightly rounder, now they’re talking—pumpkin resting a few feet away.

Unfortunately— “Too green,” Newt says.

Another one is too yellow. The one after that, too dirty. (“We can rinse it off,” Hermann says, but Newt’s already moved on.) Too small. Too big. “I’m beginning to think you don’t actually want a pumpkin,” Hermann finally says, after the fifth one Newt vetoes (on the grounds of it being, uh, too pumpkin-y), “and that you’ve dragged me here under false pretenses.”

“False pretenses?” Newt says innocently, and then holds up his phone. “Before you answer—gimme a big smile. I need a new wallpaper.” His current one is Hermann on their July beach vacation, and though he loves the sight of Hermann’s stupid tunic and comically floppy sunhat, he needs something a little more seasonal. The lighting right now is perfect, too. “Come on, before the sun sets for real.”

“False pretenses,” Hermann echoes with a huff, and—begrudgingly—dusts some dirt off his knit sweater, readjusts his scarf, and gives Newt one of his stiffest smiles yet.

For Hermann, any smile is a fucking rarity, so Newt takes it, and the picture, without complaint. He takes a lot of pictures, actually: Hermann standing and smiling stiffly, Hermann holding up a small pumpkin (at Newt’s request), Hermann mid-shout (are you finished yet?, to which Newt replied with a few wolf-whistles and a yeah, work it, grandpa, flash me some sock garters, you sexy thing, scandalous!), Hermann pointing at another pumpkin and rolling his eyes, Hermann shouting for real this time, and then, finally, Newt hops in for few selfies.

“I definitely didn’t just drag you here to take cute pics of you on a farm,” Newt says, scrolling through them with his screen angled towards Hermann. And he didn’t, really, he wants that perfect pumpkin, and he wants to carve a big dinosaur into it, these are big priorities, but no harm in a slight detour. “If I did, though, can you blame me?”

“Yes,” Hermann says. “Delete this one.”

It’s the one of him holding up the pumpkin. (Newt was right—the lighting had been perfect. Pretty and orange-gold.) With Hermann’s oversized grey sweater tucked into his too-long corduroys, the sleeves that extend beyond his knuckles, and his saddle shoes, he looks like a frumpy little kid on a class field trip. It’s adorable. “Not a chance,” Newt says, tucking the phone against his chest before Hermann can snatch it away. “I’m framing it. That’s going on our mantle.”

“We don’t have a mantle,” Hermann says, “and if we did, there is not a chance I would allow that.” He swipes for the phone anyway. “Delete it, Newton.”

“I want you to sit on the old tractor they have at the front before we leave, too,” Newt says. “Oh my God, that’s gonna look so cute.” He can picture it now: Hermann, sitting on one side of the seat, scowling and crossing his arms and three seconds from beating Newt over the head with his cane. Adorable. Hermann is even less impressed with that idea. “Aw, come on—look, this one’s cute!”

He shows him the first of the selfies he took. Newt, his arm around Hermann’s shoulder, collar of his flannel popped and lopsided, his lips (curled into a big smile) pressed to Hermann’s cheek; Hermann, half-frowning, half-blushing. He’s stealing an actual kiss from Hermann in the next. He quickly posts that one to Instagram with a few choice emojis (jack-o-lantern, ghost, some kiss marks) and pockets his phone before Hermann can stop him.

“You’re intent on embarrassing me tonight,” Hermann says. 

“Of course not, honey,” Newt says. “Now please stop wasting time and help me find a pumpkin already, jeez.”

[adonis-koo]

Chasing Ghosts (and my boyfriends)

Note: I’ve been binging on Buzzfeed Unsolved waaaay to much but like, Shane and Ryan remind me so much of Yoongi and Hoseok I’m just doing god’s work yall. Might turn this into a drabble series, might not?? Lemme know what y’all think.

Plot: Nobody ever told you joining the Unsolved department would result in you being together with a sarcastic dumbass and the biggest coward on the planet. You wouldn’t change it for the world

Pairing: Yoongi/Reader/Hoseok

Word count: 2.6K

Genre: Fluff, drabble, attempted humor, poly relationship, buzzfeed!au

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“Alright it’s rolling.”

“Sh! He’s already paranoid as fuck. Over here.”

You let out a giddy snicker as you gripped the camera tightly, filming your boyfriend Yoongi who was currently mirroring your crouched position. Waddling his way with the utmost determination you had to applaud, your thighs however, were already burning in the uncomfortable position and you were well aware this couldn’t have been good footage for the show.

But it was such a funny idea you couldn’t resist it when Yoongi had kept poking your sides with that dumb gummy smile that made you melt. 

The topic matter at hand though was not so melt worthy, to Hoseok at least, who suddenly gasped out. Rightfully so due to Yoongi being an asshole, knocking his hand against the wall three times, “G-guys?” Hoseok whimpered out, you could already imagine his lips quivering while parted and his eyes blew out wide, “Y/n? Yoongi?”

You had to resist the urge to laugh due to partially feeling bad, your other boyfriend was the biggest coward you knew, but that was what had made him so endearing. Hoseok was already making his way over to the sound of the knocking, his flashlight in hand as Yoongi jumped out, screaming. His voice matched Hoseok who had jolted so hard he fell backwards onto his ass, “Holy fuck nuts! What the fuck! That wasn’t funny!” 

Hoseok had immediate objections to your prank as the camera fumbled in your grip, you kept laughing despite his gaze shooting to you with puppy like betrayal. You couldn’t help it though, he was just so darn cute when he got scared,  “You guys are such assholes! You know I don’t like this place.”

Yoongi had already pulled him up off the ground, howling out with laughing as he wrapped an arm around him, “C’mon on that was funny, you have to admit it. What did you think I was? A haunted door? Ah yes there’s nothing more painful than being shut in half”

“In half?” You wheezed out, “I don’t think that’s a thing.”

Hoseok was giving his signature nervous laugh as he relaxed into Yoongi’s grip, “Y-yeah I did actually,” he sputtered indignantly, “I can only hope with your insufferable ass here, maybe he’d be doing me a favor.”

After finishing your rounds of laughing you had all began making your way further into the house until you found the parlor on the second floor- See somewhere along the lines in your life you thought it would be hilarious to apply as a buzzfeed worker, well technically it was for journalism, who wouldn’t wanna write about 12 GIF’s that describe your existential crisis while in the shower, or what scented candle matched your personality the best? You didn’t think you’d actually land the job.

How you ended up in the Unsolved, department was beyond you. But what were you supposed to say when your boss asked if you wanted to be apart of a show where you got to go to haunted places all around the world, for free.

Well it wasn’t free obviously, but the expenses were paid for and that was the best part about it,  okay so it wasn’t the best part. The best part about your show was how it had introduced you to both your wonderful dumbass boyfriends that shared one whole braincell with you, and you wouldn’t have had it any other way.

You had dusted off your chair as you placed it between them, Yoongi on your right and Hoseok on your left as the cameraman gave the thumbs up clearing you for recording, “Brrr, a little chilly in here already.” Yoongi commented, sarcasm invading his voice at Hoseok teetering around, his eyes flickering around as paranoia set in.

The room, was like any other room at a haunted area, musty and dust coating everything, some of the wallpaper had been stained and peeling and their was plenty of debris on the floor. You weren’t a nonbeliever in the supernatural, but you also weren’t a non believer. You had considered yourself a skeptic, leaned towards believing. 

Except you radiated absolute chaotic energy with your over optimism in trying to find ghosts, you wouldn’t consider yourself taunting them, it was more like a...open minded approach in how you got them to communicate, where as Hoseok was always treading lightly. Yoongi on the other hand, was more likely to get levitated and yeeted against the wall with all of his smart ass comments and snide remarks to try and provoke the ghosts.

“It is man, do you not feel that?” Hoseok instantly replied, wrapping his arms around himself as he shifted in his seat, his eyes those cute dilated pupils, “Feels off here guys.” Hoseok looked towards the camera, laughing again with that nervousness on his face.

You laughed as you sunk into your seat, making yourself at home as you smiled at his endearing nervousness, “The only Off in here is from Yoongi since he couldn’t stand the mosquitoes outside.”

You all began laughing again as Yoongi chimed in, “It’s a valid fucking concern mosquitoes are real, they drink your blood! You don’t see Ghosts running around trying to snack on my ass.” 

The wheezing got louder from both you and Hoseok as you slapped your thigh.

 “Jot that down for our new bumper sticker,” you laughed towards the camera, excitement running through your veins at the realization kicking in that you were officially at the haunted attraction and not just for an investigation, no you’d be spending the night, “Alright, why don’t you tell us the rundown? Who are we hunting for today?”

Hoseok had began to tell his tale of the haunting of the house, apparently this had been a psychiatric ward back in the 17th century when the medical field had still been developing. Various of the doctors had used the patients on rather, well unfortunately painful and useless operations and experiments. The body count of the tortured souls was over seventy five in counting and that was only the ones confirmed, some of the doctors and nurses both had also commited suicide throughout the years, legend had it you could still hearing them walking down the halls.

The large estate was eventually bought and renovated after it was closed for inhumane treatment and intentional homicide, ever since the house had been passed around like a hot potato from renters due to paranormal activity, ominous and foreboding feeling they had gotten while living here.

Naturally after your banter had finished clowning the previous owners you had all gotten up too explore, stopping by one of the more spooky rooms where apparently one of the patients had died in an electroshock therapy that was a little too high in voltage.

“If brain exploding guy is present in this room, make yourself known to us,” Yoongi clacked his tongue, pushing his hands in his pockets as Hoseok began objecting, “You can pop a light bulb, make a sound or noise, preferably throw him out the window but- y’know I’m good with whatever.”

You had already began snorting a laugh as Hoseok flailed his arms about while muttering a ‘jesus christ’, the poor boy was gonna have a heart attack one of these days because of you both. 

It was silent for a moment as you all waited before you sighed, “I don’t think he wants to talk about the brain thing, it’s a bit grueling y’know?” You waved your hands against your head as you gave a grimace, “I’d like to think it’s like having a migraine- but like…on steroids.”

“Steroids that make your fucking head explode?” Hoseok curved a brow, but you began wheezing a laugh as he waved his hands about, “One of these days you’re both gonna get throat punched and I’m just gonna stand there and laugh.”

You and Yoongi were already laughing though as you began to make your way out of the room, you had all began shuffling room to room, occasionally getting some responses though most were so distorted it was difficult to make out what they were saying.

Finally you had sat down in the most active room, setting up your flashlight as you opened the conversation, “If there is a ghost here present with us, we’re going to ask you some questions now. There are some rumors surrounding your death, if you were murdered, could you turn on the flashlight for us?”

Hoseok was practically pale in the face from holding his breath as you all watched the flashlight do nothing, after a few more seconds he exhaled in relief, “If you commited suicide, can you turn on the flashlight?”

It was another ten seconds before Yoongi scoffed, crossing his arms as he waltzed over to the flashlight that laid against the old stacked cardboard boxes, “What a fucking wimp. If you were at least a decent ghost you’d be able to flick the light on.”

“Dude shut the fuck up!” Hoseok almost squealed out, bouncing on his feet as his eyes darted across the room, you had began howling out laugh as he nervously teetered closer to you, jumping at a thump in one of the other rooms as he grabbed your hand, “Do you want us to die?”

You had kept laughing as you coo’d at Hoseok who kept looking at both of you like you were insane, wrapping both your arms around his as you gave his bicep a pat, “Okay, okay fine. Jokes aside, ghost, if you want to throw me and Yoongi out the window just flick that shit right on.”

“Y/n! No sto-” Hoseok suddenly screamed, jumping in your grip as the flashlight instantly flicked on. Yoongi took a step back as he kept laughing, not looking the least threatened as he shoved his hands into the pockets of his jacket.

Tongue pressed into his cheek with that gummy smile as he continued your statement, “If you want to hurt me and Y/n, turn the flashlight off.” Hoseok was practically whimpering as he ran a hand through his hair, his shrieking heightened at the flashlight flicking off.

“Alright stop! Let’s just set up our shit and get to bed.” Hoseok whined, already grabbing the flashlight as he hauled ass out of the room leaving you and Yoongi laughing like no tomorrow.

You both followed behind before going into one of the doctor’s bedrooms, setting up camp for the night.

After mounting the camera to the wall you gave it a flick as you laughed out, “What if some paranormal activity shit happens? Like what if Hoseok just got his ass dragged right out of bed?”

“Hey! Why me?” Hoseok called out, slumping down on the bed as he hugged his pillow closer, complaining about you using him in your weird ideas.

Yoongi snorted a laugh as he dove onto the bed, sprawling out as he yawned, giving the camera a thumbs up as he ignored your distressed partner, “They’d be doing us a service.”

“Rude!” Hoseok howled out, tossing himself towards the side of the bed, his voice whiny as you laughed. Hopping down from the chair as you gave the camera a thumbs up before crawling onto the bed in between them both. 

Most nights spent at haunts were long, mainly because Hoseok was awake the entire night, freaked out by every little sound he heard.

Tonight, wasn’t any different. Yoongi had been spooning you from behind, his nose nuzzled into the crook of your neck dead asleep. You however? You were on night shift, watching Hoseok stiffen, and if the room wasn’t so dark you were sure you would’ve seen the dilation in his eyes, “Did you hear that?”

You yawned, stretching your arms towards him, trying to pull him back against you but he wasn’t having it, “No…?” 

He shushed you, popping up from his spot as you whined, your front body now cold without your other boyfriend to keep you warm, “Shh! There’s footsteps.”

You both quieted down for a moment, and that’s when you heard it. Large thuds above you on the second floor, it was like heavy boots trudging up and down the hallway. You weren’t gonna lie and say it didn’t creep you out, because it definitely did. But you were also a pragmatic person at heart, it could’ve been a lot of things. Albeit not a lot of things were very loud like that but...

“Oh my god we’re gonna die.” Hoseok’s breath hitched, his body shuddered as he flopped back down, looking like he was ready to stroke out. Why your boss thought someone with so much anxiety would make a good addition to Unsolved was beyond you. But your heart washed with remorse for him as you felt his hands shake against you.

The footsteps didn’t cease, constantly trudging across the ceiling, it was unnerving. Really unnerving, but your love for your boyfriend was stronger as you sighed, sitting up as you felt Yoongi shift, eyes cracking open sleepily at his personal pillow breaking away.

“Come on, let’s switch spots.” You coaxed, feeling too bad for nervous boyfriend. As much as you wanted to sleep between them, like you always did. You also didn’t want to see Hoseok have a nervous breakdown at the new constant sound. The great thing about having two boyfriends was double the cuddles. You felt invincible between both of their bodies at night. That being said it was usually easy to fall asleep during haunts, that was if Hoseok wasn’t such a scaredy cat.

“N-no I’m fine.” Hoseok tried to insist but you were already crawling on top of him, trying to shove him towards the middle. He was fumbling again, trying to say he would survive, obviously not wanting you on the edge of the bed. 

Yoongi let out a loud exasperated sigh at the noise you both kept making, “Shut the fuck up and come here you baby.” grabbing his wrist he dragged him towards the middle of the bed, Hoseok had let out an indignant sound but didn’t protest as Yoongi pulled the new body pillow into a spoon, resuming his usual position like he had before with you.

Smiling victoriously you crawled closer, wrapping your arms around him as you nuzzled your way into his chest with a content sigh, “See? No ghost is gonna drag you off the bed…” You pressed your lips together before snickering, “Granted if I go, you’re coming with me.”

“Well then Yoongi’s gonna tag along too because I don’t think he’s gonna let go.” Hoseok had relaxed into your grip, digging his nose into your hair as he smiled. Even with the footsteps stomping around, and he was distinctly sure he heard something down the hall, it was hard not to relax into the arms of the loves of his life, “Maybe spending the night wasn’t so bad after all.” he hummed out, arms tightening around you as you yawned.

“It’s all fun and games until the flashlight over there turns on, on its own.” You teased, your eyes beginning to droop as you felt him tense again slightly.

“We are not staying the night if that happens.” Hoseok huffed indignantly, shuffling in your grip before relaxing again. 

The night was long. It always was with Hoseok, but it wasn’t unpleasant by any means, not when you were with both of them. Life had definitely become a much bigger adventure when you met them both, and you had a feeling that wasn’t gonna change anytime soon.

In the end, when dawn broke Hoseok was practically pushing you both out of the house, finally breathing in relief at being outside as he insisted to Yoongi about what you and him had heard throughout the night, whether it was a ghost or not though, would remain unsolved.

Given how easily scared Hoseok was though, that would probably be for the best.

[thedrowsydoormouse]

As @anangelamuse-castiel-spnfam says, so it shall be.

Where do you stand on lotion: yay or nay? Why? 

I am very pro lotion because I wear a lot of rings and I forget which finger some of them fit on and need lotion to get them off. I also have a lot of back problems and need someone to rub mt back a lot which is easier with lotion. My favorite smells like coconut and salted caramel!

What’s the average length of a shower for you? A bath?

At least an hour. I like to soak and sing!

What’s something you regret buying, but you just can’t get rid of it?

I have this huge Kat von D eyeshadow palette that I got before the whole anti-vaxxer neo-nazi thing happened and I never use it and the shadows aren’t even that good but it’s super goth-y so I’m keeping it.

What villain do you believe is most worthy of a redemption arc?

Loki. As an adopted kid I feel his pain and it doesn’t help that Odin treated him like shit his entire life and regularly treated the other frost giants like monsters that needed to be either killed or subjugated. 

What was your favorite school project you ever made?

For my textile arts final in college we had to make mood boards based on a theme we pulled out of a hat. My theme was light so I based it off of a mix of Disney parks and the color spectrum (so like the science side of light). I hand dyed and hand painted every single piece of fabric, distressed other fabrics, hand sewed tons of beads and other stuff, hand knitted a swatch that looked like the Haunted Mansion wallpaper, and wound up designing an entire dress around the Haunted Mansion with the silhouette of the Hatbox Ghost on the bodice, the graveyard scene painted on the skirt, the hand knitted fabric as the peter pan collar, and distressed burnout knit that wound up looking like cobwebs as the butterfly sleeves and as an over-skirt. I was insanely proud of it and my teachers and classmates couldn’t stop talking about it and all the work I put into it!

What role do you take on when you have to do a group project? (for example: leader, delegator, slacker, etc.)

It depends on the project. If it’s for a subject I really like or do really well in I tend to take the lead because I can get very type A. But if it’s for a class I don’t care about I tend to take a back seat and let someone else call the shots.

What’s a funny mistake you’ve made recently?

I don’t remember making any mistakes recently, let alone any funny ones.

What would be your reaction if one of your parents said they were having another kid?

It depends on the parent. If it’s my birth mom I’d ask how because she had a hysterectomy. If it’s my adopted parents I’d ask why because they’re in their mid to late 60s and my dad is already getting senile. If it’s my birth dad I’d ask when because I’d be super excited for a new baby brother or sister!

What were you almost named as a baby?

Nicolina. And my brother was almost Guido. It would’ve been very, VERY bad.

What book have you been avoiding reading and why?

Pretty much all books because I just haven’t had the time or spoons to read.

Favorite head phone brand?

Skullcandy.

Favorite scent?

Vanilla. All my shit is vanilla scented. I wanna perpetually smell like a bakery.

Favorite idiom?

”Break a leg” because I’m a theatre person and depending on your tone and the expression on your face it can sound vaguely threatening! 

How many friends do you have that don’t live in the same country as you?

Very few of my friends are actually from America.

What is always in your wallet that doesn’t need to be?

I always carry old movie tickets for some of my favorite movies.

How big is too big for a wallet?

If it doesn’t fit in your purse/pocket then it’s too big.

What class did you write the best notes in? What grade did you get?

I actually never took notes. I’m amazed I ever actually passed any classes because I pretty much put zero effort in like 99% of the time.

What was your pet peeve when you had a substitute teacher in school?

If they actually tried to teach us instead of just being a glorified baby sitter it pissed me off so much. The only exception was one we had for over a month because our actual teacher was in the hospital with pneumonia.

What is a strange red flag you have when pursuing a relationship?

”You’d look so much prettier if you wore less black/shorter heels/less makeup/dressed less punk.” or if they tried to change something that was fundamentally me and who I am. It shows that they don’t actually care about or like me for who I am and instead just want me as a piece of pretty arm candy. I’m an actual person and not just an accessory.

What do you look for in someone’s online dating profile?

I don’t do online dating. Too many psychos.

How many people have you thought “Glad I don’t have to interact with them ever again” about?

Almost everyone I’ve ever met, including, but not limited to, everyone I ever went to school with and like 99.9% of my extended family.

What do you NOT want on your tombstone?

”She really loved Christmas.” because I fucking hate Christmas.

How many couches do you want in your residence?

The limit does not exist.

What is the strangest website you have bookmarked?

One that tells you when the sun is supposed to rise and set each day.

What is your typical number of windows/tabs open on your computer?

Between 6-8.

How often do you restart your computer? Your phone?

Only when they act like they’re about to die.

Do you follow the expiration date on food?

Depends on the food. 

What is the coolest name that you would never name a real human child?

Heliotrope. I don’t know what it means but it sounds cool.

What fish scares you the most?

None of them. I’m pretty chill with fish.

How do you feel about snails?

They’re super cute and I love them!

[werewolfwilds]

i redid an ask meme that i had originally done ~3 years ago to see the comparison so for archiving purposes im putting it in a lil journal entry here ! i wanna start doing small journal entries again it was fun when i did that

new answers bolded

1) what images do you have set for your desktop/cell phone wallpapers?

my desktop bg is literally just…. a collage of kageyama manga screencaps a h a,,,, and my cellphone bg are drawings some gay drew me like 74724 years ago :v // my desktop rn is actually a background from one of the dmmd routes LMFAO..... idk which one it is but i’ve always liked those bg pics!! my cell lock screen is p5 art and my bg is leopika

2) have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

nooooope // nah

3) what was your last text message?

my phone is dead so i wouldnt be able to tell you lmfao i dont even remember // it was a gif from kelly lol

4) what do you see yourself doing in 10 years?

hopefully working a job i enjoy and making costumes and being happy!! // god i have no idea and it freaks me out... hopefully working,,

5) if you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be?

hoommee ((or at katsucon tbh)) // at the beach with friends maybe

6) what was your coolest halloween costume?

a white cat probably lmao // i dont think ive ever had a particularly exciting halloween costume but one year i was sharpay from high school musical and i think i peaked then tbh

7) what was your favorite 90s show?

uhhhh….. i didnt really… start watching tv until like… the 2000′s so i really cant tell you man lol // spongebob started in 1999 does that coUNT,

8) who was your last kiss?

(answer redacted) // :/ someone should kiss me so i can change this answer lmao

9) have you ever been stood up?

nope //  nah

10) favorite ice cream flavor?

vanilla w/ vanilla oreos ok u need to underst a n d // this hasn’t changed i haven’t had this particular ice cream in a long time but i still stand by it

11) have you been to las vegas?

nahh // nope

12) your favorite pair of shoes?

idk i have these black ones i wear everywhere lol // i have a pair of white sneakers that i refuse to stop wearing now

13) honestly, have you ever cheated on your significant other?

i wouldnt even consider it. // no bc i’m not a piece of shit lmao?

14) what is your favorite fruit?

hmmm…. pineapple orrr…. strawberries but only if they’re the really good kind like they have to be perfect // pineapple!!

15) have you talked to anyone on tumblr that you could see yourself  dating/having sex with? if possible?

….. ye s… yes. // in the past apparently so but thinking about it now nah lol

16) are you into hookups? short or long term relationships?

hookups arent my thing eh i prefer long term relationships altho i cant really say ive been in a “long” term relationship pffff // i don’t think hookups will ever be my thing, emotionally long term relationships are what i’m here for but i’m also a Very Impulsive Person so i cant tell you if this will stay a fact :’)

17) do you smoke? if so, what?

nope dont wanna // no thanks

18) what do you do to get over your anger?

usually talk to people or shout into word // i have to vent about it to someone probably a thousand times even months or years after it happens tbh

19) do you believe in god?

nahh // nah

20) does the person you’re in love with know it?

i aint in love with anyone rn so no? // i’m not in love with anyone.

21) favorite position?

………….. for w hat………. // oh honey lmfao... N/A

22) what’s your horoscope sign?

virgo/ox ovob // Virgo/sun, Aries/moon, Libra/rising and Cancer/midheaven

23) your fears?

literally everything i already named a few so ill name some others… ghh anything in… the ocean or lakes and stuff frightens me and i really dont know why bu tlike…. fish and crabs and jellyfish and seaweed cuz it’s evil and stu f f basically anything that’s not a mammal or turtles or penguins…. lo l im a baby // uncertainty is a big fear of mine and also people being mad at me lmao... as far as physical fears though i have debilitating fears of almost all insects/arachnids and lobsters/shrimp/crawfish :^)))))

24) how many pets do you have? what kind?

two cats and a dog!! // one cat one dog

25) what never fails to turn you on?

i dunno,,/////// // lol neck biting/kissing oof

26) your idea of a perfect first date?

im okay with mostly anything i just really like spending time with the person ; v ; // i’ve never really had an answer for this? thinking about dates has always made me so anxious for whatever reason but i’ll be happy to just spend time with them doing whatever honestly, i’m a super indecisive person aha

27) what is something most people don’t know about you?

i dont really know tbh lmfao // i’ve considered in the past looking into mental conditions (anxiety/bpd/etc) to see if i might have one or two but i never want to say anything about it because i don’t want to self-diagnose anything.

28) what makes you feel the happiest?

nice weather and nice conversations w/ best people u//v//u // nice weather and hanging out with people who are fun and easy to talk to

29) what store do you shop at most often?

does….. arda wigs count or… // does arda wigs still count bc mood lmao but truthfully now it’s probably target

30) how do you feel about oral? giving and/or receiving?

kkdkjsfkjkjfj??fsfj/// go for i t??? i have no problems with i t??? i dont think ill ever be willing to put a dick in my mouth though // these random sexual questions thrown in here are something aren’t they lmao. not going to disclose much but i will stand by the fact that i will not put a dick in my mouth lo l

31) do you believe in karma?

sometimes ye // i believe that people will eventually get what’s coming to them but i don’t believe in karma as a solid concept if that makes sense? like i don’t think it’s guaranteed

32) are you single?

yup yup // yeah it’s been wild lmao

33) do you think flowers or candy are a better way to apologize?

i think being sincere is the best way to apologize– if you truly mean it the person will know. you dont need to buy your forgiveness. // the best way to apologize is just to apologize sincerely and change your behavior if it’s applicable.

34) are you a good swimmer?

ehh??? im ok i guess– i took swimming lessons as a kid but i havent done legit swimming ever since then lmao,, ive always been best at the backstroke tho yea // i mean i have the ability to swim but i’m not olympic-worthy or anything lmao

35) coffee or tea?

ehhh im not big on either tbh // chocolate milk and you can fight me

36) online shopping or shopping in person?

depends what your shopping for i guess?? online is more relaxed i guess // online probably because shopping in person Gives Me Anxiety

37) would you rather be older or younger than your current age?

ehhh im happy where i am tbh // older

38) cats or dogs?

do not make me choose // cats and dogs* there i fixed it for you

39) are you a competitive person?

ahaa,,,,, oh god yeah,, // OOF yeah

40) do you believe in aliens?

i believe there’s life on other planets somewhere?? so i guess?? // i believe in aliens in the sense that there’s no way we are the only living life forms in the universe but not in the science-fiction way you feel me

41) do you like dancing?

i do but i suck at it lmao // i do but i: A- suck, and B- have no stamina

42) what kind of music to you listen to?

nearly everything tbh // i’m not picky when it comes to music but imma be real w u. almost all of the music on my phone is kpop. seventeen is my favorite group along with astro, and i also enjoy super junior, shinee, red velvet, etc among so many others,,, im pretty wide spread !

43) what is your favorite cartoon character?

i will never be able to pick just one // i’ll literally never be able to answer this

44) where are you from?

philadelphia uvu // philly!

45) eat at home or eat out?

hmmm at home. // at home

46) how much more social are you when you’re drunk?

i never plan on being drunk tyvm // i’ve never consumed alcohol in my life and to be Quite Fucking Honest i want nothing to do with it

47) what was the last thing you bought for yourself?

bracelets ! ; u ; // uh... excluding food and music... earrings i think

48) why do you think your followers follow you?

uhhhhhhh lmfao i have no idea i think… a good amount are for my cosplays at least?? or id like to think so lmfao but i really dont know pfft // my followers have just accumulated and hung around over the years... i know i gained a good amount from my snk days as arlert-the-troops and then through my haikyuu phase, whether it was for my cosplay or other posts that i made... whenever someone follows me now im not entirely sure what its for but i appreciate everyone who’s stuck around!

49) how many hours do you sleep at night?

it’s never regular man // 6-9 (lol) hours is pretty normal for me

50) what worries you most about the future?

everything tbh // the future as a concept worries me lol

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To Chandigarh!(The City Beautiful)

I was out trekking in the mountains of Manipur with a few local ladies when I received a call from the husband. “Listen posting has already arrived; you need to stop with your treks and start packing”. “Yeah alright! But I really don’t wanna go from this place”, I said sadly as I hung up. I really did not want to, I loved Manipur. The slow village life, the people and their warmth, the mountains and their trails I loved everything about it. After spending one year in Leh and more than two years in Manipur finally, the MS branch had mercy on us and decided to send us to a city. Oh wait, it wasn’t really that way, we had to come back to the unit and luckily/unluckily for us, the unit was posted to a city. Why unluckily you ask me… well, after spending more than three years in isolation in the mountains we weren’t really sure we would be able to cope up with the city life. Too much traffic, too much noise, and too many people were a little too much for us to handle(maybe). However, with a heavy heart and truck full of trunks, we landed in Chandigarh – The City Beautiful! The first few weeks went cribbing about how I hated being away from the mountains and how I missed the life and people there and deciding if I would be able to like Chandigarh ever. …………………………………. But that was ten months ago and here I am now, sitting in a little village in Assam craving for that delicious eggs benedict from my favorite little café in my favorite city as I sip on some mess wali cold coffee. Determined I am going to list down everything that I have explored and loved about Chandigarh! You know that’s the thing about ‘army life’ and ‘army wives who love army life’, we move on! We move on faster than we can think and find happiness in little things. We might just end up exploring your hometown and find places you never knew existed! We make the most of the little time that we have in a place and find joy in little things. So always… always trust the list of an army wife 😉 The City Beautiful Let me start by saying, I absolutely loved Chandigarh and now I do miss the place(I did turn into a city girl eh… ). The city has wide roads, the people are good, the place is safe and Himachal with its beautiful mountains is just stone’s throw away! You just cannot not like the place and everything about it. But the best part about the place was the food(oh my I am drooling already!), the place has some amazing food joints and café culture there has my heart! So while I start with the names of my fav cafes, here is the list of categories I have mentioned below – List of best cafesOther eating joints and for those date nightsBest desert placesPlaces I loved to shop in the cityTailors to the rescueExhibitions and melasWeekend getaways P.S – In my nine months stay I must have missed out on so many more good places and stuff… do enlighten if you think. Maybe I get to cover those in my next visit to my favourite city (for now) The List Of Best Cafes In Chandigarh The Mediterranean themes, the French décor, the quirky paintings and classy wall hangings, Chandigarh has some really beautiful and cozy cafes and the food is finger-licking good!  In my eight months stay, I did explore quite a few and I loved most of them. So here is a list of my favorite cafes in the city and a few recommendations on what you might like to order. Scola Café Previously known as the Gusto Kitchen and Kaffe, this little café in the inner market of Sector 7 serves one of the best Irish coffee and eggs benedict in the city! Very Mediterranean in style and whimsical décor with kettles and books and succulents here and there, the café has a very casual and cozy feel to it. Even the washroom with a flower basket on a bicycle adds to the pretty feel.

Tattlers Café This sister concern of Backpacker’s Café, which is one of the oldest cafes in Chandigarh. They have quite a few cafes under their wings but Tattlers stood out for me. The enthralling décor with floral-themed cutlery this place was like a dream. I loved every nook every corner of the café, very tasteful and very classy! Definitely one of the prettiest cafes in the city! Coming to the food… a little heavy on the pocket but the quantity and the quality makes up for it. Must try their bruschetta(mushroom and the chicken), absolutely yummm!

FourFolks Café Oh my where do I start, I love love love this place. I went there for a get-together with the unit ladies and we all fell in love with this place in the first sight! This place was made for friends to hang out together. Its cozy, bright, friendly, warm with very modern décor. The best part about this place is you can go with your group of friends, hogg on their delicious food and it won’t burn a hole in your pocket. Must try their soups, pizzas, and desserts.

Caffé Tonino This fancy café with a very modern layout is the newest café in town. We landed here by chance on the very second day of its opening and left very impressed with the staff, food and décor. A little higher on the price, this café would fit better like a fine dining restaurant but their coffee and pizzas are drool-worthy!

Casa Bella Vista Before I start telling you about the next pretty little café let me introduce you to this little café heaven in Chandigarh – Welcome to Sector 10! One of the fanciest corners in Chandigarh, this little area has almost 8 to 10 cafes side by side and it feels like a different country altogether! Mostly crowded with fancy cars parked outside, this place ought to be in your list of places to visit in Chandigarh. Casa Bella Vista happens to be the vegetarian’s paradise! A pure veg café with the most exquisite Italian menu, this place is worth a try. The food is complemented with a very casual and beachy décor which looks really lovely and is an apt place for a casual date night.

Café JC’s Yet another beautiful little place in Sector 10, this place lies just beside Casa Bella Vista. The stunning décor and the delicious food make it popular among tons of other cafes around and this place is definitely worth the hype. With beautiful zen-like seating outside and a modern interior, this one in one of the most crowded cafes in this sector. I loved their grilled chicken and salads.

The Willow Café  Another gem in this very lane is The Willow café. Also, a sister concern of the Backpacker’s Café this café has a warm Victorian feel to it. The floral wallpapers, the very classy and vintage looking glass cupboard with pretty little showpieces and the decorative wall plates with rooster steal your heart! Try their keema pao and burgers. Hedgehog Café Ever heard of Illiterati café in Mcleodganj?! It is one of the most talked-about cafes in Himachal and I can assure you the café was love at first sight! The hedgehog café in the streets of sector 7, Chandigarh took me back to that feeling. If you thought books and paintings were too old school for décor, think again! Ever think of days when you want to just sip on some good hot mocha, bite on some delicious sandwiches while you sit with your favourite book?! This might be the place you were looking for.

Art & Ko Another stunning little cafe you cannot miss. Tucked away in a little corner of Sector 34 market in Chandigarh, this quaint and artsy cafe is truly a hidden gem in the city! Rustic doors decorated with ample greens, tasteful wooden seating with beautiful paintings(that are on sale), this place is an art lover's paradise. Try their pizzas!

To name a few others that are worth trying out - Café NomadBackpackers café Brooklyn CentralThe Brooks Other Eating Joints And For Those Date Nights If you love good food, Chandigarh won’t disappoint you. Those little thelas with street food to those fancy high-end restaurants, the place has both and they are good if not the best. Bansal Amritsari Kulcha When I think of Punjabi food, I think of Amritsari kulcha chole even before I think of sarsa ka saag. And I still drool over that little ‘Chungi wala kulcha’ from Green Avenue in Amritsar(I am craving as I write)! While I keep comparing all kulcha places to my fav chungi wala, this place in Panchkula was decent for my taste buds. The best part… they serve 56 varieties of Kulcha and I have tried quite a few :D Must try their gobi methi kulcha!

Shiv Karthik Restaurant Want a taste of south Indian food in the sardar land?! Head to Shiv Karthik in Punchkula Sector 20. This pure veg south Indian restaurant serves really good south Indian food and I love their family size huge crispy dosa(I forgot the name). Chef’s Squad There are days when I crave those extra spicy ‘indian style chinese’ and I was glad when I found this little place for those days. It’s a tiny little place in the inner markets of Dhakoli and they prefer orders through Zomato and Swiggy. This place hands down serves one of the best spring rolls and I love their crispy corn and spinach too! Sector 9 Chandigarh Okay, this is not the name of a food joint but I had to mention this sector as a whole! This was our late-night food place in the months of our stay. There are numerous little food joints next to each other and the best part about them is they remain open till midnight! You know those days when you did not make dinner and its too late to swiggy as half the places won’t deliver, head out to this food heaven. From Thai and Chinese to biriyanis and kebabs this place has everything. Roam around, check out their menus and decide which one you like most! A must explore place for foodies.  Coming to the fancier places… you know for those date nights – Cottage Looking for a place for the perfect date night with candle lights and beachy vibes?! Cottage might be just the place for you. A very high-end Victorian décor and an outside seating that gives you a feel of a pretty seaside shack, this beautiful place serves good food too! Try their starters menu and stew.

Virgin Courtyard The same lane of Cottage leads to another beautiful place called the Virgin Courtyard. Almost the same vibe and ambiance but a little louder music, this place is my second favorite for date nights. Must try their chicken gorgonzola and cacciatore ravioli.

Hunka Hunka Town A simple and appealing décor, soft music, good cocktails, and good food. At times I like places where I can go with friends, sit comfortably, sip on my cocktails and make a conversation and so I loved this place! Also, they have a pretty fancy menu and serve great tacos! For that fun Saturday nights – ( the ones I have been to and liked) Beach and Brew - My absolute favorite!MoleculeQizoThe Brew EstateMinistry of bar exchangeSector 7 Social Best places for you sweet cravings I am not really a sweet lover but I do like indulging at times… here are a few that are good. Peggy Ice-cream Love ice creams and worry about your health too?! Then Peggy is the right place to go. Real fruit kulfis, popsicles, ice creams, and sundaes this place has unique take on your summer favorites! This little place in Sector 10 is a must-visit.

Get desertedNik BakersFour Folks – this café has some really yumm deserts! Places To Shop! What is life without indulging in a shopping spree once in a while!? Chandigarh is the place that made me fall in love with salwar suits and Indian wear. The place has some beautiful collection of clothing materials and some places don’t even burn a hole in your pocket. Here are a few of my favourite shopping spots in the city - Shastri Market in Sector 22 Looking for suit pieces, cushions, curtains, anything and everything… Shastri market has it all! You absolutely cannot miss this place. There are beautiful phulkaris, full suit pieces, shoes, upholstery, planters, jute curtains, you name it and you find it here! Take the whole day in hand and set out to explore the gallis inside.

Suvasa in Sector 9 A little heavy on the pocket but this place is the definition of classy! A lover of block prints and pastel colours, in this place you will find some of the most beautiful collection of clothes, upholstery and home décor items. A few other places I loved - AmarSons in Sector 22Kohinoor and Gulatis in Sector 17Patel Market in Sector 15 Tailors To The Rescue! Every woman needs her personal Sabyasachi but sometimes when you don’t have tons of money but million-dollar ideas, the local tailors work pretty well :D However, the tailors in Chandigarh are exorbitant enough to give a feel like you actually have a Sabyasachi making your clothes. I tried a few of them in the city and though all their prices are equally high, I loved the work of the ones mentioned below – Rishi Tailors (Sector 17 Chandigarh) - 9878003715Suumaya Boutique (Sector 25 Panchkula) – 9780067632Kritz Tailors - 7011203891 Exhibitions and Fairs Now coming to my favourite part of living in the city! Chandigarh has these beautiful exhibitions and melas and some of them are too good to miss! From beautiful home décor items to sarees, Pakistani suits and pieces of jewelry, you find everything here. The best thing about picking stuff from these exhibitions is that they end up being really unique and generally they aren't so heavy on the pocket a well!

While there are numerous exhibitions happening all over the city, here is a list of the ones that I loved – Vanity Fair in Whispering WillowsSilk Fab in Himachal BhawanFab Asia in Himachal BhawanCustomized Dreams at Lake ClubThe annual fair at Kalagram(a must visit)Trade Fair at the Parade Ground in Sector 17 While the above-mentioned ones are my favourite, there are hundreds of them happening the whole of the winter season. The main places are generally – Himachal BhawanKisan BhawanCDCL Building (give your number to them and they will inform about every sale and exhibition that happens in their premises) Keep an eye on the events on Facebook and check the newspaper and radio for the news of events around the city. Also, there are quite a few wedding exhibitions that happen which are really heavy on the pocket and too gaudy for my liking. You might want to check them out as well. Weekend Getaways While Chandigarh city itself has the beautiful Sukhna Lake, Rock Garden, and Rose Garden, etc as places to go for holidays but then Weekends and long vacations are the time to unwind! With Himachal and Delhi, both just a stone's throw away on either side, you have a choice according to your mood/liking. You might just choose to drive down to Delhi, for a happening weekend and a crazy shopping spree or you have the choice of cutting off from the crazy world and soothe your soul in the mountains. And the list of places to choose from is endless.

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