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I find myself back on the market, so now I have a proposition for the public

I seeking a nemesis. arguments and mutual psychoanalysis required. if you see this a just a feisty hookup you are disqualified. the verbal fencing must be skilled and genuine. must be in for a vast array of fetishes or else a rude awakening will ensue. yes there must be weird homoerotic tension, yes you must be willing to psychoanalyze me it has to go both ways

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Death Carries a Cane (1973)

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happy 4/13

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PNGs of cat donuts from this post

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stupid jester

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silly man snippets🥺

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Op is aware It's being a bit shitty

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god has barred me from listening to music because I keep fucking all the songs

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just for the record i would have played wolves with you

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school pictures...

their ids are so janky because i've never seen one that isn't. don't know if the years are really "canon" persay, i just had to put something in.

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*A phonograph splits your window frame, crashing to the floor of your room.

Past the shattered frame and glass pieces a figure stands at your forgrounds, holding a boulder above their head which prior to this moment hadn't been positioned on your lawn- -a note is tied to it*

Dear Baron,

The many 'visitors' I have encountered in the great lands of *inaudible* are quite beautiful! Chic, elegant, fashionable, glamorous- -snazzy, even! All of the synonyms a man without- could afford to such characters!

However, the hot question around, *inaudible* is: "what textiles would you appoint to your OCs?" In addition to textiles, what stitchings/seams? Faux, felled, flat, French seams, etc.

Chain, Back, Lock, Zigzag stiches, etc.

If dearest Threader has any opinions they are very much welcomed!

OOOOHHH okay okay

Launderer:

silk, doesn't matter if it's cheap or finely made, they love the softness oh so much and the way it flows, same goes for satin, especially on shoes, the gleam and softness is just so enthralling to them. occasionally they also dabble in velvet due to temptations of the Man

double top stitched seam, whip stitch

Bonus texture: humidity on skin, fruit juice slick, river moss

Bonus smell: bleach, bog reek, grease

Historian:

cotton, breathable and light which is just what they need, they are also fond of ribbed fabrics but not a true corduroy because that's too thick for their liking. nylon is also a big delight of theirs since sheer socks and tights are fanciful to them. also it wouldn't be historian if I didn't mention leather and latex, their pride and joys

flat felled seam, cross stitch

Bonus texture: ornately designed tarnished silver, old plywood, the hair on the nape of the neck

Bonus smell: your breath when you haven't eaten anything, oncoming rain, old used china

Staff:

also cotton out of sheer utilitarian nature, but if you press them for a more eccentric answer they will carefully admit an enjoyment in thick beaded brocade, they like the heaviness and how dense and ornate it is, as well as knitted items, specifically cable knit

lapped seam, back stitch

Bonus texture: wooden floors, the curve of stair banisters, paint chips

Bonus smell: wood varnish, the deep corner of the couch, empty bathtub

Threader

the solid corduroy enjoyer, also enjoys knitted things with ribbed sleeves and necklines, has a liking for tweed and how hardy it is, as well as some nice wool. for lighter things they are willing to accept linen but they prefer heavier fabrics as a general note

slot seam, chain stitch

Bonus texture: pastry, the kitchen table, chipped fingernails

Bonus smell: smoke, the iron of the radiator, wallpaper

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I am so bad at sending asks so all I will say is thank you for being a Philippe truther!!! He is very lovely and beautiful so it's very sad to me that so many hate him because of his playstyle/time accurate lore... I hope to also be a bastion of Philippe so that way people can change their minds on him, little by little. (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

glad to bring you light in these trying times ! it's a shame people mix up "I don't like this character" with "this is a terrible concept all around" the fandom seems to be allergic to reading the lore and I feel like once a character has been sent to the cancelled corner nobody bothers looking into it and just agrees with everyone else. which is a shame, more people should understand the art of loving a character because they are terrible ! he is a big favorite of mine BECAUSE he sucks, that's exactly why he's fun tsk tsk

I can't blame people for hating him, but I think it's a stupider fate to hate him without actually knowing anything about him, like if you're going to be a hater at least do it right. I digress though, he's a hard character to like due to being controversies georg so I don't think this fandom will really ever come around to him but hey at least we fellow fans can stick together. he is a terrible bitchboy and I want to hit him with a bag of bricks but never have I encountered such a fascinating mess of a man

if you post anything on him like hcs or art or even just jokes, send em to me or tag me ! I need any sustenance of this man I can get and heaven knows we need to support each other, the amount of notes my posts of him get are DIRE sghsjhfghjsh. pip liker to pip liker communication

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can i ask for some tasty elaboration on antonio's piercings? Never would've thought of him having a navel piercing but i also agree now that the thought has been presented to me

he seems like he would've gotten it while blackout drunk and looking to be adventurous. he's a tad whorish so instead of doing something more average like a nose piercing he went crazy and went for the navel as an eccentric twist, something something "it's a surprise for whoever I take home" wink wonk