#wanna be a sow

[haruchiyos]

Would you fuck rather fuck a dragon or fuck a sea monster?

Okay so, PERSONALLY I’m really into tentacles. But also extreme size difference and belly bulge + excessive cum is also a thing for me so ???? Both have major appeal. I think the underlying love of ovipos is pushing more towards sea monster tho despite them not being together 100% of the time ?

[skitskatdacat63]

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[buckera]

you all crying about it being tommy and not eddie... have you even considered the possibility of another buck slut era?? what are you gonna do then?? just stop crying while we're ahead.

[conivolos]

jumping up and down trying to gain the courage to post a fic snippet to a discord server

[shrewmingledotcom]

the spring team is so interesting like its literally kantaro and all of his internal enemies and their friends. its kantaro vs the world at this point like you have the person he bashed on his alt, the more menacing version of himself who can kick his ass and the younger brother of his ex-teammate who he has mixed feelings on and like their closest friends are there too?? like reo has hokusai and anyone who fw with reo is gonna get beaten up by him and then you have shiki. just one disrespectful word towards shiki and he's the number 1 public enemy of the state. like the only person he has shogo and the idea of him hiding behind shogo for everything he says is so funny and pitiful i love it when this rainbow man suffers 👍👍👍

[atopvisenyashill]

i do feel like with some of the comments george has made it does seem more likely that nettles has been cut. before i was very much like we are panicking too early but i think it’s fine to panic now aksjjd bc like way to miss the point.

[thedo0zyslider]

(I'm talking like handmade pride pins and jewelry, handmade charms and stickers and whatnot. Made from most recycled/resused materials)

[daincrediblegg]

Nothing wrong with me

[beigetiger]

Something I notice in Skulduggery Pleasant that I think reflects a lot of Europe (from my limited experience, feel free to correct me) is that Canada is pretty much nonexistent. America gets lots of attention, both in the series and in real life, whereas Canada is pretty much never mentioned because it’s “basically just America” and therefore lumped in.

Not necessarily a critique, just something I notice a lot. I actually have to do a double-take when Canada is mentioned in any fictional text and I live here.

[lemonthepotato]

Cringe warning: very bad Esperanto.

Mi povas mergi min en Esperanto čar mi ne faris multe da progreso ekde 2019. Mi kredas mi komencis lerni en 2019, sed mi rezignis dum (por?) unua jaro. Mi rezignis la hispana, la franca, la japana kaj la irlandano čar… nu, estas evidente kial. Tro da lingvoj lerni (por lerni? Lerni sentas malgxuste.)

Sed, mi restis kun la Esperanto(n?) čar gxi estas facila. Mi volas lerni lingvon por la sakeo (that’s… is that seriously the word? Sakeo? I joked once that Esperanto is 80% English words with -o and the end and 15% other languages with o- at the end, but I digress) de lerni lingvon. Homoj diras ke tio estas malbono kialo, sed, kial? Estas amuza… ne estas krimo amuziĝi.

Honeste, mi estis (estis for ‘have been?’ doesn’t feel right…) uzi Google Translate por helpi min, sed ne por lambastono. nur por kontroli se mia gramatiko estas bona. Ne estas, evidente, sed… mi estas nesekura pri gramatiko. Mi scias ke gxi ne estas bona, sed gxi estas probable pli bona ol mi sed mi ne uzis gxin.

Cxiuokaze… mi havas punkton kun ĉi tio; estas malfacila mergi en konlang! Jes, mi povus aligxi servilo de Discord, sed… la embaraso. Mi estus kiel, “Bonvolu… mi estas…” kaj havas furzo de cerba! Cerba furzo? (Googling how to stutter in Esperanto. Great.) (also I’m realising I said bonvolu instead of… oh my god? Am I seriously forgetting hello? Oh, Saluton!)

Cxu mi probable lernu la lingvon de miaj lando, la irlandano? Probable, sed honeste? Neniu parolas la irlandano en la nordo. Ili apenaŭ en la sudo. (Ne estas sude, mi ne zorgas se Google translate diras alie… ne sentas gxusta.)

Cxu mi havas punkto kun cxi tio? Ne. Sed, hej, diras al mi kiel CLAPPED mia Esperanto estas. Kaj, jes, mi eĉ ne provis traduki clapped cxar gxi estas pli amuza al ne.

Mi estas tiel malbona pri Esperanto. Mi devas fidi al tradukistoj por helpo. Mi uzas Google Translate por helpi kun tempoj kaj gramatikoj, sed la vortoj estas plejparte el mia cerbo, se tio havas sencon.

Mi ne havas kialon pri ĉi tio. Mi supozas, ke ĉi tio estas testo de miaj kapabloj. La rezultoj? Tre malbona, sed, hej, mi afiŝos ĉi tio, ĉiuokaze.

Edit: after writing this post, I got an easy, actually video about languages recommended… lol

[lensdeer]

wile sama - supa lawa pi tomo tawa

[mwagneto]

congrats of gay tennant

thank you it's truly been a huge year for homosexual david tennant enjoyers

[steeleyespan]

2 gloves i made dis week. Now i just need to actually make the pair - _-

[brainrot-stitch]

ON EPISODD 4 OF SOW. WOOO YEA FUCK HIM UP

[wawek]

The most beautiful goth lady running to catch a bus and the driver didnt wait for her... hell for 10000 years

[lamby-grahamy]

Projecting psychic love vibes at my isopod tank