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here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud!!
✷(print shop)✷
#mine#original#euheuhe hello..i hope everyone is having a good day#we are going on a bird boat thing on wednesday im very excited about it#what else.....me and my bf went on a walk on sunday and i saw damsel flies and shield bugs and a duck with 13 ducklings#i bought a jellycat sun bag which is now all i talk about#ive started reading assassins apprentice by robin hobb!!!! its so good!!!!#im so excited there are so many books in the series to read#i doubt i will like all of them but i will give them all a go#today i will stop and hve dinner n then walk the dog and then do exercise and have a bath#and then i will. play zelda#and then tomorrow i will do shop stuff and also help my mum buy a bench apparently#i need to buy snacks also. i hve a snack stash in my rooom bc of mental illness purposes and i am low.....need snacks#maybe i will do that tomorrow. brain schedule is full up for today sorry#also. unrelated. i have my period???? again????? ive already had it this month hello i dont need another im good im all done#my hormones r going ??OAGHGHGHUH#also i want like . cute bra. but like not a bra like just cloth thats like. tit shaped. a bralet? is that what that is? no idea#anyway. hve nice evening. or else.#i have a headache#OH ALSO. i need to legally chnage my name SKFSABJSBK#put that on th todo list#i cant rmemeber how 2 do it i think it was very straight forward n cost like. £10 or smth
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We've all been played for fools, jon and martin never ended up in those computers they ended up where no one could've possibly thought they'd end up: therapy
#lane speaks#spongebob 'AND LIVE' voice: TO BE CLEAR i don't actually believe/ enjoy the ideas that the actual jm are the voices Or in this universe#but those descriptions of the secretary and other patient come onnnnnnn#if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck#tmagp spoilers#the magnus protocol#liveblog
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wait sorry why is rivers bird coded?
the post i saw mentioned something about how she calls her chat little chicks!! also when i went on namemc her first ever skin was Just a chicken too. so
^^ new quesadilla island inhabitant everypony
#muse talk#yb-cringe#the qsmp sounds like a set up to a bad joke#so three ducks two crows a conure and a chicken all walk into a bar
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it annoys me when people ask me my pronouns. guess! pick some. it's so annoying. if you want me to use this and that for you fine, and if you feel the need to specify. but i don't wanna participate and it annoys me when people are like you HAVE to pick some. what if i don't want to. look at me and see what your instinct tells you lol
#personal#it feels like first day of kindergarten to me when people introduce themselves with pronouns#my brother got upset with me bc i didn't wanna answer#no you invented categories and i refuse to disclose which one i am#it feels like giving someone power over me in the sense they put me in a category without my choosing#guess :))) and forever wonder if you guessed correctly lol#but lemme tell you this: if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck it's probably a duck#you have your way of viewing the world and i have mine#and if you're truly openminded you will respect that :))
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HAHAHAHAHAHHHH THE PERSON I WAS TARGETING W THAT POST ABT TERF RHETORIC BLOCKED ME. YEAH. YOU KNEW IT WAS ABOUT YOU HUH. YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE SAYING
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Guys its so over
#OHHHHHHHGHHGHHGG PRETTY GIRLLLLLLL#pretty girl tag#we went to the dinosaur museum bc she loves museums and i love dinosaurs#anyway we have additional trips planned for january and uuuuerrerrgghhhhh im normal im normal im normal#i had a catagory five special interest moment and was making donald duck noises of delight and i bought myself a fossil#anyway she seemed to be charmed by my enjoyment of paleohistory#but it was basically: im going to rant at you about dinosaurs and deep time for four hours#AND SHE LET ME#and she had a lovely time#Anyway i took a bunch o pictures of her bc shes SOOO gorgeous and sent them to her all edited and lovely and URGH#i had a great time. she had a great time#she made me a watercolour painting of a triceratops like im GONE on her#shes so great. and so wonderful#we analysed the museum afterwards and shes just so lovely to talk to. like i could talk to her for hours#we walked through a christmas store and spoke to each other in dutch and it was VERY broken dutch but it was amazing#always lovely to practice a language with someone. she bought me a Christmas ornament#i gave her a hug at the end. URGH it was great. shes so great. i love being her friend#shes just so smart and knowledgeable and has such a cultured perspective on so many things and AAAAA#anyway if she ever finds my blog im COOKED#ohhhhhhh pretty girl.....
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In light of the latest episode, why is Rooster Teeth so afraid of using the word "suicide" for its trigger warnings?
I honestly have no idea, anon. Especially since these were the same themes as last episode? The only thing I can think of is that they want to avoid spoilers (which, you know, isn't a good reason, but) and thus kept things vague. But Episode 7 already introduced the theme, so no one is going to be surprised that it continues into Episode 8. Given that we had the actual act this week, the show definitely needed a proper warning...
#rwde#rwby#mymetas#suicide tw#hmm#something else I just thought of#maybe they legitimately don't consider these suicidal themes?#considering that they're pushing for a 'it's just reincarnation!' message?#certainly that kind of warning would undermine#what the girls were trying to convince Jaune of last episode#but as I brought up in another post#I doubt the group will react well to RUBY doing this#which itself messes with the 'This is fine :))' tone#so why not just commit and do right by your audience?#if it walks and talks and dies like a duck...
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Another thing that cracks me up about tutu is the absolute lack of medical care these children are getting. Sure you got stabbed multiple times but worry not! Some 16 year old ballet student can stitch up your wounds with the sewing kit he uses to tear up his shirts and stitch them back together
#obviously suspend your disbelief#but it’s funny#fakir had water in his lungs and they were like walk it off lol#princess tutu#should’ve taken Duck to a vet at like multiple points in the show#lea talks
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i just watched charlie's first qsmp vod and y'all weren't kidding that census thing is fucking terrifying
#qsmp#mcyt#crazwaz posted#like the whole scene where it appears just. wow.#idk what pronouns ppl have been using to refer to it im just gonna use it/its idk if thats the correct set ive just seen the one vod#idk how much sway i have given ive only seen the one perspective but god if you havent seen that any of the ppl there's povs its real good#its about 2 hours 35 minutes into his vod#just. wil charlie and quackity vibing and then jaiden running in yelling that theres 'a woman in the walls'#them all going to investigate and not hearing anything at first. talking over each other.#then charlie hears it too. and in the background you can see it slowly crouching and walking in but they dont see it#until quackity screams and then they all see it and theyre all screaming and they all realize theyve been cornered in#and they try to escape and block it in but then they realize its in creative mode and theyre freaking the fuck out#then they calm down when they realize its just trying to ask them questions#and while theyre typing in their books A CREEPER FUCKING EXPLODES BEHIND THEM#and as theyre freaking out and realizing theres like. 10 mobs behind them- including more creepers-#the census is cheerfully repeating 'yes! yes! yes!' and jumping up and down excitedly#like literally big fan of horror stuff here and that scene felt like it fit right in#very effective. loved it. like the bits with the duck being like 'you broke the one rule so you can never leave' felt very creepypasta#but the census guy felt like an actual horror short film or something. not to diss the duck or creepypasta yknow its just different flavors#the way it comes out of nowhere too is very effective. like charlie is doing his el backflippo bit when jaiden comes in#not even fully out of nowhere too! like the campier bits with the duck gives it precedence!#also yeah gay sex island charlie has already slept eith two guys and has flirted with many more#'are you.... cómo se dice en inglés.... circumcised?'#so funny tho thinking like. my number one favorite part of the vod is that scary census scene#number two is charlie singing about argentina#number three is charlie in the caves with roier mariana and fit and theyre talking about circumcision#10/10 love it. i was right tho it is fucking with my brain because im trying to learn japanese and my brain is now combining spanish with#japanese because my brain has sorted those two languages into one pile thats just 'a language i have very basic knowledge of'#so now every time i try to start a sentence in one of those languages the other one tries to creep in#i had that problem when i first started learning japanese and now it returns hasdfkjhasdkjfh
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friendship ended with taking walks by the pond now taking walks at the nearby cemetery is my best friend
#I don't have to go up or down any hills to get there... more benches... I barely ever meet anyone...#it's also pretty big. especially compared to the graveyard in my hometown & I'd walk there in circles for 30 min no problem#I can also sit down in the grass w/o having to worry about goose shit#downside also no geese or ducks & I do like to see. animals#cemetery as a word is kind of ruined for me. because of stephen king. it looks wrong written that way#rosa talk
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Trying to coin another redit acronym from aita and it's you should go outside (ysgo) for situations so intrinsically internety that if you spoke to someone face to face about it they'd probably tell you there was something wrong with you
#sometimws you read things where it literally does not mater and its just ego#go take a walk amd think about why some nonsense about very insular drama is making you mad#aita#reddit aita#maybe even do the developer duck method and talk it out with innanimate objects#its like beyond touch grass#its go volounteer at your local community center
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ppl think eddie is straight? with that face?
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Good god I hate white Frenchies...
#im watching a short doc on the banning of all hijab niqab etc#and the way these white people just talk with this sick authority about other peoples rights and beliefs#DIIIIIEEEE CHOKE!!!!!!#i was also watching something on indigenous bolivian fashion and the mestizos in there made me so bloodthirsty#and frankly those fuckers were white imo not saying we mestizos arent still absolutely racist to our indigenous peoples#but its like if it looks like a duck talks like duck and walks like a duck...
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just told my not-boyfriend whatever person that ive been referring to him as my partner at work bc i was not about to explain our weird fwb situation to professional office company, especially when it includes 50 something year old men
and he.......was okay with it..........
not sure what to make of this
#like i specifically spent the majority of my therapy session this week deciding NOT to inform him of this#bc of the potential for it to blow up into a ~thing#which would be very inopportune bc im in a really good place rn and WE are trending very positive in our interactions and he's been#very much leaning in lately#and historically if i push a boundary that makes him pull back HARD#and there was this whole other layer of our office holiday party being tomorrow and him having offered to go (a shock in and of itself!!!)#but before he was able to go i would have to tell him this and it just wasnt worth it to mess up the place we're at#but my therapist told me i still have to go to the party bc being a big girl and learning how to socialize without a crutch (booooo!!!!)#but even after i told him i had decided to go on my own i still felt sooooooooo guilty#its not even like its a lie!!!! but its enough of a lie to not REALLY be the truth and i couldnt stand it ssbbhfdsdgjjjjj#so i told him and he's just like 'eh that's what everyone thinks anyway thats what they all would have assumed if i went to the party 🤷'#and like!!!!! so true bestie!!!!!! but if thats nbd for everyone to think that then why isnt it just........true.......yknow#walks like a duck talks like a duck looks like a duck CAN CALL IT A DUCK???? whats left to it not being a duck
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