#wake the heck up get outta bed

[mochalottie]

Headcanons Part 2!

Because you guys liked the others so much and I haven’t been able to write as much as I’d like today. Because your girl has choir tonight. Theme is for the dads, because I miss writing dad!Jake 🥺

Someone has done a meme of it but I completely agree that Jake is Chris Hemsworth at the beach with his kid: holding them by their foot behind his back as he shouts up to Neytiri that they’re fine it’s just a bit of headrush!

Tonowari is Robert Downey Jr sat on the beach towel with his kid cuddled to his chest completely content.

Jake is the kind of dad who wakes his kids by pulling back the blanket first, then turning on the lights/pulling back the tsurak cover, and then heaving the kid up by force.

But then he’s also the sort of dad that has the breakfast ready when the kids come downstairs.

Ronal and Tonowari takes turns cooking, and sometimes work as a team to prep main meal at the end of the day. Tonowari is better at peeling vegetables and Ronal usually handles the meat.

Tonowari likes calm afternoons showing his kids how to make nets or deep diving to find coral. Jake is one of those adventure dads who take the kids and Neytiri for a hike. Or a fly whichever takes his fancy.

Both Tonowari and Jake have a “sink or swim” mentality. The sort that if their kids turn up their noses at food they’d rebuke with “you won’t know until you try it!”

For birthdays, Tonowari would be the one to bring breakfast in bed, with homemade cake for the kid. Jake’s the sort of dad who wakes them up the same (blankets, shouting that it’s time to get up) but would then say that anything the birthday girl/boy says? Goes.

Aka: ice cream for dinner? Done. Skive off school? Did you even have to ask.

[thequeenofthedisneyverse]

Alien/Cryptid! Kenji x GN! reader

Based off of this

Warnings: Some violence, cussing, and fear

It was late at night, and you were staying over at Kenji's place. After a few hours of sleeping, you wake up in need of some water. You were in Kenji's bed btw but as you turned over...you didn't see him. No biggie, he's probably in the bathroom or something.

You look over at the digital clock and it's 2:59 AM. So, you groggily sit up and get out of bed, trudging out of Kenji's bedroom to the kitchen. It wasn't the first time you've visited or slept over his house, so even in the dark you know the place like the back of your hand.

But tonight was eerily...quiet and especially dark. Too dark and too quiet. It's starting to feel creepy honestly. Come to think of it, it's never been this dark. Not dark to the point where the light only source of light is coming from the city lights the large open window that sits to the left of the living room.

But you quickly brushed it off, you're an adult, who shouldn't be worried about the dark.

A few more seconds followed, and you made it to the kitchen entrance. Before you could enter you saw a pair of bright blue glowing eyes snap toward you.

Staring. dead. at. you.

You could fully see the eyes. Electric blue sclera's with a slightly darker blue iris. No pupils.

It triggered something in you. A need to run, hide, just do something that gets you away from whatever the hell is staring at you. But for some reason, your feet are planted against the marble flower.

In a small act of...bravery? Curiosity? Whatever it was, it drove your right hand to raise up and search for the kitchen light switch to the right of you. It took some seconds of aggressive hand frantically smacking against the wall for you to finally find it and flip the switch up.

Once the light came on, it was just Kenji.

Kenji who was sitting at the kitchen table with a chicken drumstick in his hand. Who looked like a deer caught in head lights. He knew what you saw and was currently contemplating telling how he was Ultraman which was...technically the only explanation he had at the moment.

Hell...he didn't even know what the other half of him was. His father never really explained exactly WHERE he got his powers from. But now that he's staring at you, he can see your bewildered and...scared expression?!

No, no, no, no, NO! The last thing he wanted was you to be frightened of him.

Speaking of well, YOU- you were currently contemplating whether your boyfriend/husband is a cryptid and whether you should run your ass up outta there or not.

Come to think of it, Kenji has always been...off to you. Not in a bad way...well, sort of. You weren't really sure what to think of him you just knew something about him was strange.

Sure, he looked human, sounded human, and acted human. But in a world where uncanny valley, cryptids, skin walkers, and Mandela catalogues exist, you are aware that anything can act human for a certain amount of time.

Especially if it wanted something in particular and right now...you didn't know what Kenji wanted from you. He could of just lured you in to eat you or possibly something much worse than that.

The more you thought about it, the more you felt scared. What kind of creature is Kenji?!

This caused you to back up, only two feet. But this action was an indication enough to tell Kenji you were petrified.

SHIT! he thought

And now, without fully thinking about his body reactions, his eyes blinked. But not in the normal way, he blinked...horizontally. Not with his human eyelids...but with ones...BEHIND HIS EYELIDS!

Kenji felt when he did and cursed himself for it, he knew where this was going.

As soon as he did that you yelled, "WHAT THE FUCK?!- Nope"

And... you sped off. You didn't know where you were going. It sure as heck wasn't the direction of the door. You just wanted to get away from him.

"Y/n wait, please!" Kenji yelled as he chased after you.

"Fuck, MINA! LOCK THE DOORS!"

Lock the doors?! Oh hell, he's going to kill me! which is what you thought.

So, for a minute or two you both "played" a game of zigzag and "catch the human/run away from the glowing blue-eyed creature coming after me".

It didn't help that it was dark, so when you looked back all you could see was blue eyes gaining on you QUICKLY. Which raised the question....was it the sound of your footsteps or did he see in the dark?

It was the latter, he can see surprisingly well in the dark. Hence why there wasn't a light on in the kitchen. Why would he need to pay extra money on the light bill when he can easily navigate in the dark?

But the thought that he can actually see exactly where you were going when you couldn't.

There were times he did catch you, mostly when you tripped or painfully bumped into something, and tried to get you to calm down and understand but you only clawed, punched, slapped, and kicked your way out of his grasp.

"Y/l PLEASE I'M NOT A MONSTER! I'M ULTRA-" Before he could even finish, he got an elbow to the face. This would be the second time.

Honestly, this was pissing him off. Why wouldn't you understand that he's not a monster?! Wait a minute...you were headed toward the door...shit! He can't let you out. Not like this, not with you afraid of him.

Just in time, Mina came in and grabbed both of your arms and lifted you in the air. She turned the lights on as well.

You and Mina could see the damages you caused to his face. The bloody nose and bruised cheek are a true indictor of that. He looked...very tired of you at the moment.

As you wriggled and squirmed Kenji spoke calmly, you weren't listening obviously.

"Y/n..."

"Let me go!"

"Y/n..."

"I won't tell anyone what you are I swear, just please-"

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD Y/N, SHUT UP SO I CAN SPEAK" He yelled with high venom and fury in his tone, which made you jump.

"Kenji, Y/n is in a very high state of stress and perpetual fear, Yelling at them isn't going to help" Mina calmly interjected

The young man breathed in deeply because she was right. Yelling wasn't going to solve anything. But it's not like planned to keep doing it. He just needed you to listen.

"Y/n, baby, my love, I need you to calm down. So I can explain, can you let me do that please?" His voice was calmer, and he looked a lot more sincere.

In fear of what might happen if you denied, you nodded and kept quiet.

"Ok...so....I'm Ultraman."

You stared at him as you raised a brow...Ultraman?! Like the superhero that fights Kaiju's? That Ultraman?!

"What?!"

Is all you could say

-

Ok this is all I got for now, let me know how you feel about it. If you want a scarier version and/or a Kenji with a more alien form lmk. But as always, reblogs and comments are appreciated.

I also formerly apologize if it's a little lackluster

@lanadelulu

[insomniakisses]

Being Twice’s Omega

General hcs;

- they fight over you

- well, bickering mostly

- only cause momo is possessive af and wants u all the time

- literally growls at them id they try to take u

- u just learn to live with it

- jihyo has to give her THAT look

- the look that says “share our gf or i take our gf”

- literally works for about a minute before momo is pouting and making grabby hands

- why is she so clingy and possessive?

- 1) she just loves you so much

- 2) you know that moment she got eliminated from 16 and thought she was never going to see you again? Yeah thats why

- it hurt so much and was such a scary feeling she never wants to feel that again

- thats why the girls put up with her behaviour

- they never want her to feel like she doesn’t have you

- usually u wait till momo is sleeping and sneak into another members bed

- nuzzle into them or lay kisses to there skin till they wake up

- face goes from confusion to the brightest smile in seconds

- so happy to finally cuddle and kiss you

- then scents the heck outta u

- HOWEVER

- Momo will wake up the next morning and yank you outta whoever’s grip and scent u with a smirk before pulling away

- after long talks and easing out of behaviour momo calms down

- everyone gets cuddles in

- momo still hogs u a little

- You have the MOST respectful alphas

- always checking in on you and if your okay

- they know when there being too much for u and will back off

- never come into ur nest uninvited no matter what

- they don’t even go near it when they need to talk to u opting to call or text u since a nest is a personal safe space and should smell and feel as u like it not of them because they barge in

- always have their arms around you in public

- SO IN LOVE (with u and eachother)

Heats + Ruts;

Nayeon

- likes contol

- fucks you from behind

- mostly over furniture

- the second she smells u in heat shes gonna fuck u right then and there

- slaps ur ass

- fucks you in doggy with ur hands tied and legs pinned

- loves that u trust her enough to take complete control of u

Jeongyeon

- subby baby

- your in control

- you spend heats either riding her and milking her for all she has

- or sitting on her face making a mess of it with your juices while your jerk her off

- likes when u do this and either overstimulate or edge her

- when shes in rut then she also likes it if u peg her or play with her ass.

Momo

- POSSESSIVE

- if shes in rut ur hers till she says so

- fucks u for hours

- scent marking

- bites

- scratches

- spanking

- knotting over and over again

- in your heat she is such a tease but eventually gives u what she wants.

Sana

- soft dom

- rubs her cock against ur clit for SO long

- gets it all red and leaking precum before pushing into u

- ur a whimpering mess by then

- just how she likes it

- fucks into u slow and deep

- or hard and fast

- there is no between

- thick cum but not alot of it.

Jihyo

- average in roughness

- definitely nit the roughests

- wants u to get pregnant

- purely for her lactation kink

- 🤫🤫🤫

- also cause no one thinks shes gonna actually get u pregnant and if she does she can rub it in their face

Mina

- she gets hard ALL THE TIME

- highest sex drive

- always down to fuck u

- lowkey has a thing for fucking u in public

- jerks of on lives and outside all the time

- probably subtly fucks u on live too

- cums ALOT but its not all that thick

- growling and quiet moans

Dahyun

- service top

- kinda a shy baby tbh

- lays ontop of u, face buried into ur neck as she thrusts into you softly

- kisses and nibbles at ur neck

- face hot and blushing

- less thrusting more humping tbh

- best for pre heats and after heats when u dont need rough sex

Chaeyoung

- rough and kinda needy?

- she litterally just wants to fuck u every second

- isnt too focused on breeding u or mating u

- just on the pleasure you can both feel

- low key isnt fussed about u getting pregnant or not

Tzuyu

- shy 90% of the time but when it comes to her rut or ur heat

- then she is relentless

- fucks you into the mattress for HOURS

- relatively quiet moans

- but she curses ALOT

- scents the heck outa u

- lowkey kinky af

[idek-anymore-what-the-heck]

Whumpril Prompt #23

Presumed Dead

TW: Imprisonment, poison, almost death

“I’m gonna get you outta there,” was the last thing whumpee heard. They didn’t know who said it- it had sounded like a girl. That’s all they knew.

It was kind of hard to hold on to a hope that someone gives you and you don’t even know who it is. It’s also kind of hard when that person said that seven weeks ago. Hope is something that’s a little scarce in this dungeon.

Whumpee was bored. They were sitting with their back to the wall, watching through the bars. In the cell across from them was another person, and they were crazy. Like, literally crazy. This person was the most spontaneous person whumpee had ever met, and they hadn’t even talked to each other. They would randomly jump up from their bed and start pacing, or they would try to crawl under the bed, or they would see if they could climb the walls, and that wasn’t even the weirdest of it. Whumpee was utterly baffled.

One day, the person leans through their bars.

“Hey, psst. You.” They stage whispered. Whumpee looked around. They were the only two in the dungeon.

“What?” They said in their normal voice.

“Shhhhh!! You’re gonna wake them up!” The person said. Whumpee looked towards the guards, and they were both asleep.

"what?" They whispered. They leaned forward to the bars to better see the person.

"im jeff, whats your name?" the person asked in a hurry.

“Uh, whumpee. Why?” They replied.

“Ok, so here’s the plan, whumpee,” Jeff plowed on. “Those guards are gonna be asleep for at least 10 more minutes. I can pick this lock and yours, but that would just be suspicious and we would get caught. So instead, I’m gonna pick my lock and give you this.” He extended his hand.

There, resting gently in the palm of Jeff’s hand, was a flower.

“Where did you get this?” Whumpee asked.

“I grew it under my bed. But that’s not the point. The point is that this plant is poisonous, just enough so that you will go unconscious and your heartbeat will slow down a ton. Once you pass out, I’ll go back to my cell and yell for the guards that you just collapsed. They’ll take you up to the medic, where you should be waking up by then. The flower only lasts for a couple minutes. Once you wake up, find a way to escape and come back for me.” Jeff finished.

Whumpee sat back. That sure was one heck of a plan.

“How do you know I’ll come back and get you?” Whumpee asked.

Jeff smiled. “I know who you are whumpee. I know you’ll come back for me. I trust you.” He bent over and picked the lock quickly, then came to Whumpees cell.

He reached his hand through the bars and dropped the flower into Whumpees.

“Just eat the whole thing, and you’ll be out in seconds.”

Whumpee brought the flower up to their lips and put it in their mouth. They began to chew.

“Wait, how do I-”. Whumpee slumped to the ground.

Jeff walked back to his cell, closed the door, locked it, took a deep breath, and yelled.

[yakuzacanons]

How They Would Text You: Yakuza 4 Protagonists

Rounding the day off with some casual miscellaneous headcanons. I’m outta town for the next couple of days so I gotta get this outta my system before that. I’ll include some mini text samples too. Enjoy!

Kazuma Kiryu

After using a cellphone for a few years, he’s gotten the hang of it. Usually has his text notifications on silent. If it’s an emergency, call him instead. Mostly uses it to text the kids, especially Haruka. Emojis confuse him but he tries his best. Never says “lol”, just says “haha” or “funny” instead. He will always ask how you’re doing and will make it a point to say he’s going to bed and wish you a good night. Seldom leaves people on read.

You: I gtg, work starts soon.

Kiryu: Have a good day  (。-ω-)ﾉ

You: When did you learn to use those?

Kiryu: Haruka showed me. There are so many...  (ー_ーゞ

Saejima Taiga

Types every letter with one finger at a time. Slow texter but does his best. May sometimes leave you on read not because he’s ignoring you but because he’s actually trying to think of what to say. Has never seen an emoji in his life. Prefers calls to texts. Just uses the standard buzzer for notifications. Ironically, always sends a good morning text since he tends to wake up early.

Saejima: I’m sorry I forgot to respond. I fell asleep early.

You: It’s okay.

Saejima: Is it? Figured it’d be kinda rude to leave ya hanging for 8 hours.

You: Really, it’s fine. Don’t worry about it  (´◡`)

Saejima: ...what the heck is that thing?!

Akiyama Shun

Pretty good at getting back to you on texts. However, do not call him in emergencies as he might be fast asleep and it would take a boulder being dropped on his head to wake him. Mostly uses his phone for work but he thinks it’s nice to be able to chill with you via text. Types really fast. Knows how to use emojis but only does it when he’s really excited.

Akiyama: It’s Friday! Let’s go do something fun  °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

You: I thought Hana said you were behind on paperwork?

Akiyama: And? She won’t know if I sneak out for a little  (・ω<)

Tanimura Masayoshi

The best at texting out of all the boys. He’s also the youngest so emojis are pretty normal to him. When he writes texts, he’ll include all of his words into one text so it ends up looking like he’s sending one giant essay. Will send you memes or videos. If you’re lucky, he’ll also send you music recommendations. Also sends a lot of food pics.

Tanimura: Look what Mei Hua made for me! *food pic*

You: Wow, I’m jealous.

Tanimura: If you come here, I’ll let you have some  (ゝз╹)

You: Aren’t you at work right now?!

Bonus Round

Majima Goro

Tends to send texts in chunks. Not great at grammar so expect lots of run on sentences. Also prone to sending selfies at least once a day, almost always holding up a peace sign. Always asks what you’re up to. He has his sound notifications enabled and even has a specific ringtone for when you call. Emoji spamming king.

Majima:  ヾ(☆▽☆)

You: Hello??

Majima:  (*≧∀≦*)  (*≧∀≦*)  (*≧∀≦*)

You: What do you want, Majima?

Majima: Wanna get food later??  (○ ^ω^)_旦~~♪

[deputyclover]

Dump

*Clover lays unconscious on a flower bed as Rose tries to wake him up but fails.

Daddy? Oh no.

*Rose runs through the dump to find help and finds the dummy.

Ugh, nobody here, Daddy isn't doing good!

*Rose turns around to find help but stops as the dummy moves in front of her.

Hahaha... Too intimidated to fight me, huh!?

No! I need to find help!

Oh really? Well, human. I'll 'help' you before you leave!

What?

*Mad Dummy starts attacking Rose as she dodges the magic attacks and some of them hit the Mad Dummy.

OWWWW, you DUMMIES!! Watch where you're aiming your magic attacks!

...

Hey! You! Forget I said anything about magic!!!

*Rose continues to dodge attacks and redirects them to the Mad Dummy.

Dummies. Dummies! DUMMIES! Remember how I said to NOT shoot at me? Well... FAILURES! YOU'RE FIRED! YOU'RE ALL BEING REPLACED!!! Hahaha. Hahaha! HAHAHA! Now you'll see my true power: Relying on people that aren't garbage!

*Robot Dummies start shooting missiles at Rose but she dodges them and continues to redirect them.

OK, YOU CAN'T HURT ME AND I CAN'T HURT YOU! YOU'LL BE STUCK FIGHTING ME... Forever. Forever! FOREVER!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

*The Mad Dummy starts getting hit by tears.

Wh... What the heck is this!? Ergh! Acid rain!?! Oh, FORGET IT!! I'm outta here!

*Mad Dummy leaves and Napstablook arrives.

...sorry, i interrupted you didn't i?

No! You saved me!

oh. ok. bye...

*Napstablook leaves and Rose follows, trying to find someone to wake Clover up.

*Rose eventually finds Gerson's store.

Woah there! Been a long time since I've seen one of you.

Hello, I need help!

Oh really?

Yeah, my daddy is unconscious in the dump!

Now why were you there?

We were being chased by some scary knight!

Ah, Undyne. She just came through here, asking about someone who looked just like you... I'd watch you back, kid.

Ok. Thanks!

*Rose leaves to find other help.

*About a minute later, Clover enters the shop.

I'm so sorry for bothering you sir, but have you seen my daughter? She has brown hair, blue eyes, white skin, and is wearing a red hoodie.

Why yes, she was in here about a minute ago.

Thank you so much!

*Clover leaves to find Rose and heads to a dark hallway-like room.

Behind you.

*Clover sees Undyne behind him.

...

Seven. Seven human souls. With the power of seven human souls, our king... King ASGORE Dreemur, will become a god. With that power, ASGORE can finally shatter the barrier. He will finally take the surface back from humanity, and give them back the suffering and pain that we have endured. Understand, human? This is your only chance at redemption.

You know those shadow creatures that were neither human nor monster that attacked earlier this year? I stopped them.

I don't care.

*Undyne pulls out her spear and starts to charge at Clover as MK exits the bushes.

MK: Undyne! I'll help you fight! YO!!!! You did it!!! Undyne is right in front of you!!! You've got front row seats to her fight!!! ... wait. Who's she fighting?

*undyne grabs MK and takes them away.

MK: H-hey! You aren't gonna tell my parents about this, are you?

*The two leave and Clover looks around.

ROSE! WHERE ARE YOU?

Daddy?

ROSE!

*Clover hugs his daughter tightly.

I'm so happy you aren't harmed.

Thanks Daddy!

*Rose hugs Clover back.

Come on, we need to leave this area.

*Clover holds Rose's hand as they walk and get to the narrow bridge.

MK: Yo! Yo, I know I'm not supposed to be here, but I wanna ask you something. Man, I've never had to ask anyone this before Rose... Umm... Yo... You're human, right? Man! I knew it! ... well, I know it now, I mean... Undyne told me "stay away from the humans." So, like, ummm... I guess that makes us enemies or something. But I kinda stink at that, haha. Yo, say something mean so I can hate you? Please?

No MK, you're my friend.

You know what, I got to do it. ...Man I can't do it. I'm gonna go home now.

*MK turns to leave and trips and holds on for dear life.

MK: Yo, w-w-wait! Help! I tripped!

MK!

*Rose and Clover run towards monster kid as Undyne arrives and the two help MK up and Undyne leaves, seeing the humans caring.

Yo, you really saved me. Guess being enemies was a nice thought, haha. We'll just have to be friends instead. Man, I should really go home, my parents must be worried sick about me! Later, Rose!

*MK leaves.

Ok Rose, I think we're gonna fight Undyne, so I want you to run until you see someone we know, ok?

Ok!

Good.

*The father and daughter duo continue their journey.

[sidecharactersdomatter]

Thought I had during TGCF S1 Ep 5

-Previously on TGCF…

-Autumn has come

-The way he blew off that maple leaf

-Oooh that subtle hinting later on and symbolism with Xie Lian

-Now I know not to get on Hua Cheng’s bad side

-The way he moved in closer *fangirls like no tomorrow*

-Oh yeah, a hunch

-I think that also gave it away

-Does Xie Lian have his ashes?  Just asking out of curiosity

-Aw it’s like he just blew a kiss at Xie Lian

-That’s what I’m going to do when I pass

-I freaking love the instrumental version of Hong Jue

-It is getting darker

-Magic sleeves of holding: 2

-Oh there’s your first ghost related clue XL

-Their interactions are just borderline wholesome

-Haaah!  And Xie Lian caught San Lang from falling AAAAAHHH I CAN’T

-Is he touched starved?  He is touch starved

-Woah with how blank the ghosts’ faces are, they really have no soul

-Chi blocking!  Another Last Airbender reference

-“You’re a ghost”.  “We’re all ghosts” Valid

-San Lang teasing is just really cute!

-Woah and those floating small lights and other forest spirits

-He’s curious about his bandaged neck

-Cart chase!  CART CHASE!

-Frog spirit

-Fork in the Road

-I don’t think I can really read that writing, and I’m still learning Chinese right now

-Oh honey

-The ghosts caught ‘em!

-That’s Justin Briner

-Magic sleeves of holding: 3

-I love that when San Lang scared the Ghosts shitless they ended up running like no tomorrow, Ghost 1: Book it guys our lives depend on it!  Ghost 2:  But we’re already dead! Ghost 1:  Well it’s just an expression!

-San Lang totally happened

-Full Moon again and more peaceful music

-Oooh he got nervous

-That fortune telling might’ve aged a little too well…

-Can Xie Lian please tell my fortune???

-“Love” and then XL starts nervously coughing XD!

-“Surely girls throw themselves you.”  Oh, yeah right girls.

-Oh you know he has dashing good looks

-Oh you know he is getting a compliment outta you.

-Oh the look San Lang gives him and just casually brings in his stuff

-Woah waking Chi blocking

-He definitely needs the donations

-And there was only one bed.  Oh my gods there was only one bed!!!

-Aw San Lang’s modest expression

-They gotta know what god they are worshipping

-That’s also foreshadowing right there

-And he just lays down on the mat

-Words of wisdom from Xie Lian

-More bandaged limbs

-And he doesn’t even question them, respectful

-That satisfying noise when Xie Lian blew out the candle *Chef’s Kiss*

-San Lang’s eyes are still open

-A lone camellia flower

-He actually drew him!

-Aw San Lang’s a hard worker

-He’s touch starved again!

-Aw and he got flustered when he finished styling!

-And he continues to wear his hair like that despite being on one side of his head.  You know what that is?  Commitment.

-That’s what was in his sleeves last night

-Aw he napped

-San lang should take up woodwork more often

-Get yourself a man like San Lang people

-Domestic montage, yes they are both so domestic indeed

-Aw he caught him staring

-Aw I learned drawing the same way!

-I believe you Ox cart man

-God of good grades, please bless me with passing my fall quarter

-Heck with how popular TGCF is right now, Xie Lian would be worshipped today by fans like us

-He got his first followers!

-Now that is what I call a lucky break Pun count: 6

-His luck did rub off on you and you should take it all Xie Lian

-Welp time to go start the next arc

-To me this way by far the best episode of Season 1 and the best reaction so far

[myfanfic-urfantrash]

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost

(...but I am very very lost.) - [5]

Kazuha and GN!Reader

CW: injury

A/N: I almost forgot the reader has a concussion. Wild. Also I was gonna write Baizhu but *shrug*

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Typically when someone wakes up in some unfamiliar place, the first thing they’d do is panic perhaps wonder where they were or how’d they get there. Not you, you stare at the smooth architecture of the room you’re in. How wood workers get stuff to be so round and carved so nicely is a wonder all of it’s own. Sure this is a simple inn but it’s definitely very nice to look at.

Speaking of inn...

You vaguely remember Kazuha talking to someone, probably the owner, and being brought inside but you don’t recall much else.

You feel cleaner now though so you must have bathed yourself or at least have been wiped down by someone. You’d freak out about having been exposed to anyone in any form but considering how wounded you are, you’d probably would have needed the help anyway.

You’re bandages are fresh and even your clothes are different too. It seems like pajamas though based on how soft and breathable they are though you’re not entirely sure what they’re called. Based on the bandages though it might’ve been someone with a bit more experience in first aid...

Just as the thought passes your mind, you spot a familiar purple haired child seated on a stool in the corner. She’s staring at you blankly.

Nothing but the sounds of your breathing can be heard in the room.

It takes all of your will power to not just leap from the bed and hug the heck outta Qiqi. But you are kinda unnerved by the fact that she truly isn’t breathing.

You might lose it sooner than you think honestly with these revelations.

Where’s the CTRL + ESC button from mental panic when you need it? You want to log off so bad, you cannot deal with zombies right now even if she’s another favorite of yours (even if she ruined your pity on several occasions).

Qiqi finally stands up from her seat and makes her way to you, you wanting to scream for so many reasons, and speaks up.

“You’re awake. Qiqi is glad.” You are going to combust from cute.

“After your friend gave you a bath, Qiqi bandaged your wounds.” Thanks.

Qiqi places a paper bag with a slip of instructions on it onto your lap, it’s not heavy but it feels like there’s a lot of stuff in there. Lot’s of probably the most bitter and gag inducing medicine. You’ll brave it for him.

“Your friend said he will bring you food and drink soon. Eat first then take your medicine or you will feel nauseous.” She points to the nightstand beside you. Huh. Looks exactly like the ones from the tea pot. Nice.

On top of it is a couple rolls of bandages and two jars filled with some sort of cream. It’s sealed tight but you smell a faint minty and herb smell in the air.

“Please use those for when you need to change your bandages. One is to apply to your wounds and the other is for your soreness.”

You open your mouth to thank her but you hear some muttering from behind the door.

“...concussion....healing....days...”

“...see....can....help...”

“stay...needed...”

Guess you had concussion at least from what you heard. But wait when did they examine you?

You try to pick your brain for an answer. It’s a bit faint probably because you were so drowsy but you do remember seeing some green and some red on white and a familiar smile. Did you really space out that hard looking at Kazuha’s smile you forgot your own medical exam? WITH Doctor HECKIn’ BAIZHU TOO.

You want to scream again for various reasons.

Sighing in shame, you thank Qiqi for her help. You curse your brain and it’s simple mindedness.

Qiqi nods and leaves the room and Kazuha enters with a tray of a simple soup and some water. He smiles noticing how alert you are and in quickly sets down the food onto the table Qiqi sat at while waiting for you to wake.

“How are you feeling? You were pretty out of it during your examination.” You let him stack some pillows behind you to keep you sat upright before he places the tray onto your lap.

“I’m fine, just tired.” You yawn into your good hand. “But I don’t entirely remember what happened during it, the exam I mean.”

“Doctor Baizhu did say you might have a poor memory, at least for a little while due to your concussion.” Kazuha hums, a hand on his chin.

“He also said that while you do have a concussion, you should recover soon provided you rest and take it easy for at least a month, just to make sure.”

“He’ll be coming by to check on you every so often, just to make sure you’ve been healing properly and that there are no other problems.”

“He’s also provided this-” Kazuha hands you a simple dark colored notebook that has a pencil, already sharped on the side. “it’s for you to do as you please though he does hope you will write a bit about how you feel during the coming days, again to keep an eye on your condition.”

“I imagine that the sudden situation of being in a foreign land may be too much for you to process alongside your head trauma.”

“...Huh?”

You glance at Kazuha and he holds your gaze. His expression is serious but in a way that makes you feel...safe?

“I do not mean to stress you with the knowledge that I am aware you are not from here, from Liyue, and perhaps more...but know that I wish you no harm. In fact I’d like to keep you safe while you adjust, if you’ll allow it.”

He’s so sincere you want to cry. In fact you are crying as you eat your soup

Your soup might be a little cold but man is your heart warm.

Kazuha’s a real one.

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[afanofmanyhats]

(you'll never guess who this is hehehehehehe)

Ask game. #9, pick any story from the Bible.

did you hear the one about Alfred

okay but actually So there's this guy, Gideon, right. His people are under attack from their neighbors because that's What You Do when you're a Bronze Age civilization and you haven't figured out how to rant on Twitter yet. Anyway the Israelites have to fight the Midianites but the Israelites are scared because the Midianites are scary and have more men or something. Gideon is also scared, so scared that when God tells him to get over it and go fight the Midianites, Gideon asks for three different impossible things to happen three mornings in a row until he finally relents. Dude procrastinates harder than I do on my homework.

So Gideon finally rolls out of bed and assembles an army of Israelites to fight the Midianites and he's feeling okay about their chances until God says "There's too many of these guys, send some of them back home. Who do you think is gonna tend to the fields, and feed the goats, and put the children to bed? Get 'em outta here." So Gideon has to send guys away until his army is like a quarter of the size it originally was, and his men are all "Yo dude what the heck is God telling you," and Gideon's like "I have no clue y'all but God made a sheepskin dry when the floor was wet so I'm gonna trust Him" and they're like "Oh if God can do that then we're all set for winning this."

So God tells them to pull a prank on the Midianites by jumpscaring them in their tents. They crash pots together and strike up torches and yell really loud and the Midianites wake up while drunker than a skunk on cider and freak out because they think they're being ambushed by thousands of guys and run away. So Israel is saved! And they ask Gideon to be their king but he turns them down because God is their king... and then he names one of his sons Abimelech, which apparently means "My father is king"?? Getting mixed signals here Gideon. Pick a lane.

[d3vilishd00dles]

we need to make like a post collection of people meeting/? gods in everyday life. I wanna see it put together like a PowerPoint to convince your parents of a sleepover with your cousin

also apparently there's a crow that's started cawing nonstop til I wake up at 8 am, get outta bed, find wherever the heck it's at in the trees, and look at it. then it flies off. don't know if it's a coincidence or not so I'll have to see but I swear if it's not a coincidence–

like yeah I get that I prayed for guidance but I honestly didn't expect a literal bird alarm clock to make me fix my sleep schedule. "I ask for guidance, I'm lost🙏🏾 how about we start with actually getting up before noon, hm? let's see that sunshine for once, let's start there. yeah okay." type situation, y'know? possibly.

is it just me or is the amount of consistent Apollo, Hermes, and Aphrodite tiktoks I'm getting in succession suspicious

[kpopomegaverse]

Being the only omega in twice headcannon

HC: Your the only omega in TWICE

General hcs;

- they fight over you

- well, bickering mostly

- only cause momo is possessive af and wants u all the time

- literally growls at them id they try to take u

- u just learn to live with it

- jihyo has to give her THAT look

- the look that says “share our gf or i take our gf”

- literally works for about a minute before momo is pouting and making grabby hands

- why is she so clingy and possessive?

- 1) she just loves you so much

- 2) you know that moment she got eliminated from 16 and thought she was never going to see you again? Yeah thats why

- it hurt so much and was such a scary feeling she never wants to feel that again

- thats why the girls put up with her behaviour

- they never want her to feel like she doesn’t have you

- usually u wait till momo is sleeping and sneak into another members bed

- nuzzle into them or lay kisses to there skin till they wake up

- face goes from confusion to the brightest smile in seconds

- so happy to finally cuddle and kiss you

- then scents the heck outta u

- HOWEVER

- Momo will wake up the next morning and yank you outta whoever’s grip and scent u with a smirk before pulling away

- after long talks and easing out of behaviour momo calms down

- everyone gets cuddles in

- momo still hogs u a little

- You have the MOST respectful alphas

- always checking in on you and if your okay

- they know when there being too much for u and will back off

- never come into ur nest uninvited no matter what

- they don’t even go near it when they need to talk to u opting to call or text u since a nest is a personal safe space and should smell and feel as u like it not of them because they barge in

- always have their arms around you in public

- SO IN LOVE (with u and eachother)

Heats + Ruts;

Nayeon

- likes contol

- fucks you from behind

- mostly over furniture

- the second she smells u in heat shes gonna fuck u right then and there

- slaps ur ass

- fucks you in doggy with ur hands tied and legs pinned

- loves that u trust her enough to take complete control of u

Jeongyeon

- subby baby

- your in control

- you spend heats either riding her and milking her for all she has

- or sitting on her face making a mess of it with your juices while your jerk her off

- likes when u do this and either overstimulate or edge her

- when shes in rut then she also likes it if u peg her or play with her ass.

Momo

- POSSESSIVE

- if shes in rut ur hers till she says so

- fucks u for hours

- scent marking

- bites

- scratches

- spanking

- knotting over and over again

- in your heat she is such a tease but eventually gives u what she wants.

Sana

- soft dom

- rubs her cock against ur clit for SO long

- gets it all red and leaking precum before pushing into u

- ur a whimpering mess by then

- just how she likes it

- fucks into u slow and deep

- or hard and fast

- there is no between

- thick cum but not alot of it.

Jihyo

- average in roughness

- definitely nit the roughests

- wants u to get pregnant

- purely for her lactation kink

- 🤫🤫🤫

- also cause no one thinks shes gonna actually get u pregnant and if she does she can rub it in their face

Mina

- she gets hard ALL THE TIME

- highest sex drive

- always down to fuck u

- lowkey has a thing for fucking u in public

- jerks of on lives and outside all the time

- probably subtly fucks u on live too

- cums ALOT but its not all that thick

- growling and quiet moans

Dahyun

- service top

- kinda a shy baby tbh

- lays ontop of u, face buried into ur neck as she thrusts into you softly

- kisses and nibbles at ur neck

- face hot and blushing

- less thrusting more humping tbh

- best for pre heats and after heats when u dont need rough sex

Chaeyoung

- rough and kinda needy?

- she litterally just wants to fuck u every second

- isnt too focused on breeding u or mating u

- just on the pleasure you can both feel

- low key isnt fussed about u getting pregnant or not

Tzuyu

- shy 90% of the time but when it comes to her rut or ur heat

- then she is relentless

- fucks you into the mattress for HOURS

- relatively quiet moans

- but she curses ALOT

- scents the heck outa u

- lowkey kinky af

[bluiex]

I should be doing my homework right now but

What if scar had a magical shop that only appeared when a person really needed it (like xxxholic except the shop appears outta nowhere, there is no set location for his shop, heck any door can lead to his shop)

So grian gets lost in the forest it's getting dark and cold and he comes across the house, which is super weird but eh, the lights all on and it just looks so welcoming. And he's compelled to knock on the door to which scar greets him warmly, as if he were expecting him. Ushering him in he sits him down at the couch so he can rest his weary feet and just chat. The shop is there to help anyone and everyone with whatever it is and will appear to those who need it.

Grian ends up staying the night, accidentally knocking out on the sofa. In the morning he wakes on the forest floor. He chalks it up to a dream.

Later on he encounters the shop house again after a particularly rough day. Once again compelled to knock and scar greets him and they chat and chat, grian watches as scar greets those who knock or even just barge in, each and everytime he just has that charisma that has every cutomer leave happy with the transaction. A range of customers, from magical creatures to humans. And grian helps scar by handing him things. Then after cooking and eating they're just chatting on the couch, jellie resting on scar. Grian slowly falls asleep again.

This time he wakes up in his own bed and his house feels so much more empty now and he once again chalks it up to a dream. A really nice dream where he's disappointed that it wasn't real.

Third time, he walks towards the forest where he first saw scar's shop house thing, he can't forget scar. And he just really wants to see him again, he has hope that it wasn't a dream, that maybe it was real. When he's about to give up that's when he comes across the house. Just so much relief and joy fills his chest, and this time Scar is actually surprised to see grian, scar is 100% blushing and is more than happy to welcome him in, they chill and hang, y'know same stuff as before. But now on the couch grian is trying to not fall asleep. His eyelids are so heavy, and when scar asks him why he's trying so hard to stay awake. Grian just says "I don't want this dream to end." Or something along those lines. (Sleepy emotionally vulnerable grian where he's more okay with saying something like that)

And scar just kisses the top of his head and promises that he doesn't want this dream to end either. Grian ends up knocking out either way.

He wakes up on his own couch in his once again empty house. (It could end there, which would be fine or it could end with grian opening like his closet door or something and it leads to scars house shop where scar is beaming excitedly at the sight of grian. He now has a connection to scars place at any time)

You better have done ur homework >:(

THis is SO sweet. I would love for it to just- end there, leave it open ended if you think Grian gets to see Scar again or not. Leaves more room for angst if you want it lmao (like me hahaha no he never sees Scar again >:) )

Anyways- But THIS with 5+1 5 times Grian finds Scar +1 the one time he didn't (and never does again)

[centuriantalevevo]

Adding to the language headcanons for my loves, Scaramouche Albedo and Xiao-

Scaramouche

Scaramouche yells swears and stuff in Japanese when he's mad, especially at his soldiers

Since he'd NEVER say "I love you" to (y/n)'s face, at least where they can understand, he says "I love you" in several different ways in Japanese, of course if (y/n) has been learning Japanese then they instantly know what he said- but just doesn't tell him for his own sake. Or they figure it out using context clues. The way his face still shows some form of embarrassment and shyness instantly gives it away even if he thinks he's been slick.

Gradually going from "watashi no anata wa suki" to replacing suki with daisuki, replacing daisuki with aishiteru, and then eventually "watashi no anata wa koishiteru" which roughly translates to "I'm in love with you". Each variation has differing intensity. Suki and daisuki are more casual, what you'd say to friends and family. Aishiteru is way more intense. Not something someone says on a daily basis. This is said when someone is in a relationship, married or something similar. Even then most don't say it often. This is used to show a stronger form of love, suki and daisuki can be considered puppy love. Aishiteru is commonly used on yanderes, to show their obsessive, strong and unhinged love. The koishiteru is the strongest, according to some. Around the same intensity as aishiteru.

Scara and (y/n) going into inazuma, Scaramouche like "stand back I'll be doing the communicating-"

Thats especially funny if reader has some form of Japanese capability- go on ahead and surprise the heck outta him

If reader knows how to say "I love you" but doesn't know the difference between all the words, they end up saying "aishiteruyō"

Scaramouche.exe has stopped working

Then proceeds to explain the difference

Readers just like "sTILL- it expresses the amount of love I'm trying to show!"

Scaramouche.exe has crashed, close program?

If he gets nervous or at a loss for words, made tries speaking but gets out a mix of English and japanese- literally the disappearance of hatsune miku in a nutshell

When he's mad: pretty heavy Japanese accent, when he's nervous: being coherent doesn't exist

He's not one to get nervous easily so it's surprising and scary when it DOES happen

If he had kids, he's definitely waking them up, calling them over shit like that in japanese- his kids would definitely fluently understand it-

Maybe if he's feeling nice, he'll teach you some Japanese if you ask him to- just make sure to catch him in a good mood

Albedo

German accents 👌👌👌😩😩😫😫

When his German accent first shows its just- reader.exe has stopped working

"Albedo can you say my name with the German accent?" "Why?" "Cuz I want you to-" does so

Readers life ends

Klee probably knows a decent amount if German for her age- blame Albedo-

Some of his notes are in German oOF

If he had a diary, that entire thing is definitely in German, good luck trying to understand it if you don't know that language-

If all else fails I don't doubt he knows some khanri'an.

Sometimes, but very rarely, forgets English words- mans tries to say something and his brain just goes blank. Sits there with a blank stare, trying to figure out what it is. You try to say something like "hey? You good?" And he's just "I'm thinking, hold on- it's on the tip of my tongue.."

5 minutes later he gives up and replaces the word

But at 4 in the fucking morning he remembers what the word is and will go find you to tell you-

"Albedo, it's 4:07 in the morning, what is it?" "Cavalry! It was cavalry!" "'Bedo..."

He sings German lullabies to Klee when she's going to bed

He'll sing German lullabies to you when you're falling asleep

Albedo says something in German with a completely straight face, reader doesn't know wtf he said but Sucrose does cuz she's picked up some over the years

He said "I love you" with a straight face

He's got that power

You can only vaguely figure it out because Sucrose is like 😳😳😳

She'll become his wingman-

Why ship albecrose romantically when you can ship them in the "Sucrose is always back Albedo up and is his right hand man woman and WILL find any moment possible to leave reader and Albedo alone for bÖnding time"

Klee tries to run in to see her big brother but like- Bebo and reader are together talking and having chARACTER DEVELOPEMENT so Sucrose distracts Klee for a while-

I got off topic lmao-

Imagine... Rhinedottir returns and just....

Expects Albedo to go with her? No questions asked?

He's just

"So basically you're telling me you abandoned me without a goodbye for YEARS AND YEARS... leave me alone, send me to mondstadt... I have someone who's like a little sister to me, found someone who I love and actually loves me as well... cherishes me and praises me even for the smallest things... but YOU... the woman who just upped and left me with no goodbye... want ME to go with you somewhere no questions asked... and abandon those I truly love? Yeah, no."

Ends up telling her off in very angry sounding German because how fucking dare you abandon him but then return out of no where to have him go with you??? With no apology for fucking LEavING HIM???

This bitch ain't taking Klee's big brother away.

This amount of emotion could bring during back to life lmao

Xiao

Chinese accent go brrrr

Knows the least amount of English out if the 3

He's trying tho-

Second most fluent language is Japanese-

He's a bilingual mans-

Round and round the wheel Xiao's language goes, where does it stop? Nobody knows!

I know how to say I love you and hi in chinese- does that count-

He figures reader most likely doesn't understand the liyue language so he says "Wǒ ài nǐ" or "I love you" in chinese- so if reader DOES understand that- be it because of music, genuinely learning the language or understanding some Japanese and knowing that kanji comes from Chinese and the Japanese word for love is also the same in chinese- then uh... rip in peace, Xiao

He doesn't normally like to sing but- he can make a small exception for you

He likes Chinese opera, prove me wrong- oh wait.. you can't

He may not admit it, but he likes watching Yun Jin's opera's from a far and if you ask him to translate it to English, or at least roughly, he will-

He likes seeing reader be interested in his nation's culture

That includes being interested in the clothing designs

I can see him gladly getting reader a cheongsam (if reader is a girl), a hanfu, tang suit, or Zhongshan suit (if reader is a boy)

If you want him to teach you some Chinese, I think he'd gladly teach you- if you have a hard time with the different tones, that's okay. He understands if you not used to it- he'll he was surprised when he found out English was relatively not toned. Aside from the occasional words that depended on how you said it- like construct, tear, etc

Try learning some traditional liyue songs- I dare you-

He forgets English words the most-

Forgets how to say English in english

He'd sing Yi Jian Mei- what?? It's a pretty song

Introduce him to Chinese vocaloid- plz-

The song I Am Here by Circus-P with Mo Qingxian- it's so pretty 😭😭

I'd have him help me use Chinese vocal synths like.. I think her name was Chiyu... the Medium⁵ SynthV Chinese bank- and Zhiyu Moke- (he's a vocaloid but sHHHHH)

Keep helping Xiao learn english- this is a threat

[stormblessed95]

What’s your headcanon for what Jikook are like with each other when the other is sick 🥺 Jk feels the type to want to cuddle jimin and jimin being like “don’t you’ll get sick” and Jk is like “I don’t care 🥺”

Oh man... yall are back here trying to get me to write Canon compliant fanfiction again. 😂 didn't we go over this when someone asked me how I thought their first kiss went down? Yall I can guess and I can speculate, I can give my opinions on their dynamics and how I see them engage with each other... I can't give yall specifics like this and it makes me soooo nervous too because I don't want anyone taking these things as like "yes. This is how that went down. That makes sense so that's for sure what happened." 🙈

FINE. Because this is a cutesy innocent one. We can play pretend for a little bit and do a headcanon. I'm not doing this like a short story though. You are getting "I thinks" and "my opinions" and third person like all my other posts through this whole bit. Lol

I would reverse the roles with your set up. JK thrives off physical touch and affection, especially when he is seeking comfort. Emotional or otherwise. We often see Jimin coming up and just totally enveloping Jungkook in a hug and with physical affection in order to cheer him up and bring him peace. I think the same would happen if JK was sick with like the flu or something. And JK would 100% be worried about Jimins health instead. Jimin would absolutely not give 2 flips about that, wanting instead to make sure that his baby has the support he needs. He would absolutely wrap him up and let JK be the little spoon. He would put water and his meds out on the table next to the bed. He would get all his favorite snacks to be within easy reach from the bedside. He would hold him and sit in bed and watch anime and Marvel with Kookie all day while they cuddled.

Jimin would be worried, he would be annoying Jungkook honestly constantly checking on him and asking how he is feeling or if he needs anything. That's his baby and it hurts him whenever JK hurts. Jimin even told us how much he hurts for him anytime JK is hurting when Jungkook had a sore throat during rehearsals. He would baby the heck outta that man until he feels better. Kookie would be getting all of the head pats and fingers running through his hair that he can handle.

Jimin often reminds me of myself when feels off or sick. When Jimin doesn't feel good, he retreats. He doesn't want people all over him, he doesn't want people messing with him. A solid comforting presence is okay, but he tends to often want his space from what little we have seen. We have seen JK comforting Jimin emotionally, but if Jimin was sick, what would that look like? Personally I think JKs acts of service love language here would be kicking into full drive.

I've said before that I think Jimin's main 2 love languages are words of affirmation and gift giving. I think the acts of service would play into both of those a little bit. If Jimin has the flu or his just having a bad pain day (hello chronic pain), I don't think he would want cuddles. I think he would want to nap in a dark room alone. But I think he would wake up to water and meds and a Home cooked meal. He would wake up with a cool wash cloth on his forehead. An extra blanket tucked around him. His phone plugged in while he slept and the room straightend up. Tissues thrown away for him. Maybe Kookie working quietly with headphones on sitting on the opposite side of the bed, presence there and warm smiles and open arms ready whenever wanted but still giving him his space when he needs it. A new movie to watch or a new book to read would be bought to keep him from going stir crazy. Massages offered to loosen up sore muscles. Massages that Kookie learned specifically how to give from their physical therapists that are done for the specific muscles and/or problems that Jimin has.

Efforts to make Jimin smile would be a priority as well. Doing something silly, wearing something crazy, cracking puns or making inside jokes. And the compliments would never stop. "You look cute even with a red nose, hyung. How is that possible?" Just in an effort to make him smile and keep his spirits up. JK would hover and make sure he never needs anything or that there is nothing he can do, but would be respectful of the space Jimin sometimes seems to require whenever he isn't feeling good. Quick check ins to make him smile or offer comfort. He wouldn't be able to not check in though. And Jimin would be smothered in cuddles whenever he asked for them or allowed it too. Jungkook is absolutely a steady presence in Jimin's life that he finds safety, peace and comfort in without ever being overbearing.

Honestly, who knows how they act when they get sick or what they would want or how they would prefer to be taken care of, if at all. We simply do not know. Based off how I see their personality dynamics though, I can see it playing out this way a little bit. Or honestly a million other ways too. In the end, what we do know is that they care for each other so much and the way they comfort each other and are so very aware of each other is so special and sweet. We are lucky to be allowed to witness it even a little bit. And again, none of this is fact. Not even a little bit. It is a head Canon, I made it up. Lol its how I could see them taking care of each other, not how they ACTUALLY take care of each other. We don't know that. The debate I had over if I was going to post this or not. Lol

A few more pictures of them comforting each other with gentle touches 💜

[elladories]

hq boys reacting to u falling asleep against them

warnings: none !!

characters: akaashi, tendou, iwaizumi, oikawa

a/n: hiii,, <3 this is my first time writing on tumblr after a year of inactivity HAHA i'm putting together some writing scraps from my old writing blogs!! hopefully this can just be a place where i can dump my thoughts

requests status: open <3

^__^ akaashi:

- oh god he's freaking out help this poor kid

- its very late and akaashi is riding the bus with u back to the part of the city where u live after an exhausting study date

- u put ur head against this shoulder to catch up on some sleep and at first he doesn't notice, but after a while he glances over and sees ur sleeping expression

- flustered for a good second but chuckles to himself after he realizes ur actually asleep and not faking it

- he doesn't think of it as much on the outside but on the inside his heart is going brrrrrrrr

- the sunset and sunlight is peeking into the bus windows and u look like an angel to him <3

- i headcanon akaashi's love language to be physical touch and quality time,, so rest assured this moment between the two of u will exist in his head for a long time

- ur so cute and sleepy and akaashi just wants to put u in his pocket and protect u from the world

- he's super soft knowing that ur comfortable around him enough to actually lean onto him

- eventually i think he'd just put down whatever he was doing to occupy himself on the train ride and rest his head against urs!!!

- little kisses against ur hairline and forehead, he nudges his nose against ur skin to wake u up when u arrive to your stop

- after it happens he probably brushes it off but lowkey he hopes it'll happen again soon <3

^__^ tendou:

- u were spending the night at tendou's house to watch some new movies,, it was super late and u were sleepy (ur literally dating a ball of sunshine it probably gets exhausting seeing him filled with energy all the time)

- ur watching movies on his sofa and there's candy and snacks everywhere omg

- it was a quiet part in the movie with primarily dialogue and tendou was entirely immersed in the story plot- not even realizing u had tucked urself into him and fallen asleep

- "hm? what's this?"

- at first he pays no attention to your sleeping form and keeps watching the movie,, he's super glad you're getting some sleep though <3

- after a while he turns the movie off and settles you against him more comfortably, his arms find themselves around your waist and now he's just big spooning the heck outta you

- he's super warm and comfy and he reaches over to grab a blanket and throw it over the two of you

- tendou isn't sleeping but more so just closing his eyes and resting!! he traces little shapes onto your skin

- something tells me he'd try and copy your breathing pattern but then accidentally end up choking HELP

- he's humming quietly and really takes the time to admire you because he thinks you're the prettiest in the world <3

^__^ iwaizumi:

- after practice he's pretty grumpy from dealing with his team mates (primarily oikawa /j /lh) and he gets clingy <3

- so now you are both at home in bed spending some time together before he decides to call it a night

-his head his snuggled into your chest (i believe in iwaizumi little spoon supremacy idc /lh) and he's telling you about his day

- he's rambling about school and practice and he waits for you to hum in acknowledgement, but it never comes

- iwaizumi looks up at you a little confused but his expression immediately softens at the sight of you sleeping

- "you idiot..." he mumbles and nuzzles into your chest warmly, finding comfort in your touch

- this kid is a tsundere PLS!!! he acts like he doesn't care that you've fallen asleep but is actually really blushy

- he's kinda just resting there like tendou, not asleep but not really entirely awake

- the sound of ur breathing nearly puts him asleep, and iwaizumi really takes a moment to realize how vulnerable he is in front of u

- he trusts u with his everything (regardless if he shows you he does or not) and little intimate moments like these make him really happy inside <3

- take it as a sign that he yearns for ur touch but simply doesn't know how to ask for it

^__^ oikawa: - ur both coming back from a party and he's got u on his back in a piggyback ride

- ur super exhausted and your arms go limp around his neck and boom,, ur asleep against the third year

- at first he gets cocky as hell LMAO

- "gosh, y/n-chan don't drool on me!" he's teasing you ofc but it's not like you can bonk his head because you're dead asleep on his back

- he's actually really happy you've fallen asleep against him,,, he's a sucker for intimacy and physical touch!!

- for the rest of the walk he's probably just talking to himself or singing to a little tune

- when you guys get home he carries you upstairs into your shared bed!!!

- helps you change out of your party attire and helps wipe your makeup off before putting you to bed

- king of looking after u omg yeah so true

- he takes a shower and comes back out with his hair wet (foams at the mouth /pos) and ur sitting up in bed making grabby hands at him

- he knows you can't sleep without him so he settles in bed with u and gives u little kisses before u fall fast asleep next to him <3

[fruitcoops]

did i miss something or when did Hestia tape loops’ face back together? i would read the heck outta that

Hello anon! One of my first fics was called Blood On the Ice, and it was about Remus getting injured in a game when he got hit in the face with a stick. It ended before I went into specifics about the recovery, so here’s a sequel to clarify! Hope you enjoy! Sweater Weather credit goes to @lumosinlove!

TW for blood, bruises, swelling, mentioned panic attack (previous fic)

“Easy, Loops,” Hestia murmured as she carefully taped the gash on his lip. He clenched his jaw to suppress a wince, but that just made it hurt more. His whole face throbbed with pain and he really couldn’t feel where she was touching him anymore—his left eye was completely swollen shut, and the right was on its way to join it.

“No concussion, right?” he managed around his puffy lip as she pulled away.

“Nope.”

“Didn’t think so.” Remus tentatively prodded his cheekbone and flinched at the swollen heat. “Oh, ouch.”

Hestia batted his hand away and handed him an ice pack. “Don’t poke it, dummy! You know better.”

“I do. Thanks.”

“Drink water. I’m going to get a snack and then load you up with tylenol, alright?”

“Sounds good.” His jaw was starting to ache from moving it so much, and he still tasted blood whenever his tongue touched his lips. The TV was too far away for him to make out much more than vague shapes, but the reddish blobs seemed to be doing well. “Are we winning?”

“Yep. Sirius is one away from a hat trick.”

“Really?”

“Mhmm.” Hestia pressed an open packet of goldfish into his palm. “You can still chew, right?”

“Yep. Teeth all feel fine, it’s just my…” He gestured to his general facial area and she laughed.

“Good to hear. Eat, you’ll feel better.”

He cracked a smile, or at least his best imitation of one. “Hey, that’s my line.”

Hestia kept a running commentary on the game like the absolute angel she was while he ate and took his medicine, then changed out his ice pack and made sure he didn’t accidentally fall off the PT table as he laid down. “If you wake up with anything more than a moderate headache, or if you start feeling nauseous, tell me immediately. No toughing this out, Remus.”

He gave her a look out of his less swollen eye. “Come on, H, I’m the last person—”

“You are the first person who would try to shake off a stick to the face.” She flicked him playfully on the shoulder. “I’m not falling for any of your bullshit.”

The relief was instant and magnificent as she guided the ice pack over the upper half of his face once again. “You are literally my favorite person ever.”

“That’s the tape and Tylenol talking. Take a nap. I’ll wake you when the game’s done.”

“No, you won’t.”

“True. You need rest, so go to sleep.”

He felt a gentle hand on his shoulder and settled back against the soft pillow, letting the rustling sounds of her moving around lull him into drowsiness. The smell of the PT room was familiar and comforting, if a bit different than before; he couldn’t smell much, though, so it may just have been in his head. Easy does it, Loops, he reminded himself. You’re going to be fine.

The panic attack had been embarrassing, to say the least. His shoulder was completely untouched, but the adrenaline and dull ache radiating through his head set his whole body on fire. His nose still pulsed with pain if he concentrated too hard.

But Hestia had been kind, and careful, and smart. She worked quickly, taping up the scrapes and his split lip before feeling for any breaks. She gave him another piece of gauze for his nose, though he didn’t really need it. First rule of PT: keep the patient’s mind off their injury. When he started hyperventilating again, she stopped working and held his hands until it passed.

Something warm laid heavy in his palm when he dragged himself back to the land of the living; his vision was still blocked out by the ice pack, but he could tell it was someone’s hand. “You’re the best PT,” he said, giving it a squeeze.

There was a low laugh. “I’d be a terrible PT.”

“Sirius? Hey!” Remus tried to smile, but stopped as soon as his face screeched in protest and the cut on his lip began to sting. It was at a horrible in-between point of numb and prickly still. “Hey, baby, did we win?”

“We did.”

“Did you get a hat trick?”

“No, I was one off.” He folded his other hand over Remus’ and rubbed his fingers gently. “You sound like you have a cold.”

“Just my nose. And cheeks. And everything else.” They both laughed and he waved toward his face. “Could you take the ice pack off? I wanna see you.”

Sirius paused. “There’s no ice pack, sweetheart. Your face is just really swollen.”

“Oh.”

“Did Hestia do a good job?”

“Of course she did,” Remus scoffed. “She’s Hestia.”

“True. Did you lose any teeth?”

“Not even one. My only badge of honor is a face full of bruises.”

“It’s quite the badge,” Sirius said under his breath. One of his hands disappeared and Remus felt something brush his cheek a moment later; he turned into it, pressing against the familiar warmth. “Can you get up? I think we should go home.”

“Yeah, for sure.” Sirius gently held on to his forearms as he sat up and swung his legs over the edge of the bed. Remus stumbled a bit when he stood, but Sirius was steady and pulled him close to his side.

“Alright, this way.”

“Is Hestia in here?” Vague shapes of light made their way into his vision.

“I’m over here,” she said, touching his elbow.

“You’re the best PT ever.”

“Thanks, Loops.” He could hear a smile in her voice and gave her hand a quick pat.

Two steps later, Sirius let go of him. Startled fear bolted through Remus; the world wasn’t much more than black and blobby colors, and while the floor was solid beneath his feet, he had no guide wall. “Sirius? Where’d you go?”

“Shit, sorry.” His hands returned to Remus’ arm and waist in a smudge of motion. “I was just opening the door.”

“Don’t let go, please,” he said quietly as they walked into the hall. He was tired, in pain, and completely disoriented—he didn’t want to be alone as well.

“Hey, Loops, how’re you—holy fuck.” Kasey. Rapid footsteps and a new blur of lighter colors came closer. “Shit, man, are you alright?”

“Never better.” There was a beat of silence and he sighed, reaching out to smack Kasey on the arm. “You guys can stop talking about me while I’m right here, you know. I’ll be fine in a couple days, tops.”

“You do realize half your face is taped together, right?”

“It’s not half­—”

“It’s enough,” Sirius and Kasey said in unison.

“Hestia said two weeks.” Sirius wrapped an arm further around his waist and began walking again. Not having peripheral vision was making Remus dizzy and he pressed a hand to Sirius’ chest.

“Slow down a bit, babes.”

“Sorry.” A door opened up ahead and he heard a few new voices whispering.

Remus sighed. “Hey, guys.”

“Hey,” James said tentatively, drawing out the word. “You okay?”

“If one more person asks that, I’m going to throw something,” Remus grumbled. “Yes, I’m fine, just bruised.”

“Do we need to go beat up that rookie?”

“Please don’t, I’m sure it was an accident.”

“Alright, drive safe.”

One, two, three, four hands landed on his shoulder as the group walked past, murmuring well-wishes and clearly sending Sirius looks. He caught a flash of red and some blond—Finn and Leo, and maybe Kasey if he hadn’t left. The last person was just a blob, but Remus didn’t have the brainpower to play ‘Guess Who’ with all the brunets on the team.

The cold of the outside world was a welcome reprieve; he took a deep breath and let the chill soothe his skin, lacing his fingers with Sirius’ as they crossed the parking lot. “Sorry I’m so slow,” he said as the car’s lock clicked.

“You don’t have to apologize, mon loup,” Sirius half-laughed. “I’m just glad you’re up and moving.”

He carefully buckled his seatbelt and leaned his head back in the seat. “I look like a mess, don’t I?”

“Pretty much. You’ll heal, though.”

“Thanks for being honest.” He fumbled a hand over the gearshift and rested it on Sirius’ thigh.

“Sugarcoating never helps. Do you want your ice pack?”

“You carried it?” Remus asked, surprised. Sirius turned his hand over and placed something cold in his palm. “Thank you.”

“Ne rien.” There was a shuffle, and then the soft brush of lips over his cheekbone.

“Kissing it better?” Remus teased, pressing the blessed cold against his eye.

“Always.”