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question, can you be soulmates with a place? like you weren't born there, you weren't raised there, you probably didn't even go anywhere near there til you like grown or a teen at the earliest, but you've got a deep connection with the place without having any actual reason other than you love it and you sure are from there, and nobody can tell you any different. is that a thing?

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things ye olde clock app has taught me to make today

butter

mayo

mustard

ricotta

cream cheese

buttermilk

sugar

the occasional open bake sourdough

things ye olde clock app has convinced me I need to get for my longevity and gradually metamorphosis to early onset grandma-ism

KitchenAid mixer

every other thing under the sun, moon, and beautiful stars that can connect to a KitchenAid mixer

jars JARS JARS

a garden

maybe a cow

antiques and vintage appliances that were built to last wars

custom hollywood widow robe

I'm starting to think that when I'm a genuIne™ honest to gods adult, my house is gonna look like an anachronistic rich wife's house outta '42 and honestly I'm kinda digging it

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why is ye olde clock app telling me to homestead and farm and how to make stuff homemade???

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what CAN'T you attach to a KitchenAid mixer?

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why did I just become able to visualize what I look like from an outside perspective???? like in real time but looking at myself from like 3rd person. it kinda just.....clicked? what?

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I made a mushroom tarot deck once when I was like 11 or 12 😗

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spends a good ten minutes making a pendulum board just for it to prefer my phone's keyboard 🙄😮‍💨smh

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something I noticed with my divination tools is one, they have legitimate personalities. like I can feel when they're charged well and if they're happy and whatnot, is kinda cool. two, so far, both my tarot deck and pendulum-used necklace are apparently sassy masc energies. don't know why I keep getting those, but snarky diviners with a penchant for call outs.

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Airy. Dreamy. Entrancing. Ariana. The Fragrance.

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y'know I completely forgot that beauty pageants are a real thing that people actually do and isn't just a TV thing

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can I just say that whenever I imagine Gambit talking, I just hear Memphis from Happy Feet? yeah, I know it's Hugh Jackman but I still think he could've voiced Gambit pretty darn well if he can pull off the accent

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wasp #3 came in. parents say it's 'cause the house is wood and they have a hive in the walls. WHY'S IT JUST MY ROOM THO????

so like is it suspicious if the same wasp keeps coming up to your window periodically like they got business with you? 'cause lil homie keeps coming. and with no beef at that. just fly, knock, stare, dip, repeat.

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if it's dark by 5 now, when's sundown gonna hit on the solstice? friggin' 2pm????

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I'm so friggin' glad you asked–

like he's the epitome of the color brown: warm, soft, calming, safe, soothing, sweet, etcetera. he's comforting, he's a comfy man. looks cuddly, probably is cuddly. can absolutely be dangerous as hell when provoked but otherwise, just a big softy with some solid hugs. looks like he's got a sweet tooth, appreciate the day-to-day little things that make up the majority of life but also can be as flashy, dazzling, and charming as any other big shot celebrity if he wants to. jack of all trades, could absolutely make a living if he didn't have the superhero soldier thing going for him. would do beers with the guys but also let his girl friends (note the space between the words, gal pals) experiment with clothes and makeup and such on him. a guy's guy and a girl dad type duality. he's just..cozy, I guess? warm fire snuggled naps in a winter cabin with hot cocoa type cozy. well rounded and secure in his masculinity to where he's not like some fragile ego alpha dude. he's the kind of person you'd have be your rock. he'd be a bear if he was an animal. personifies the safety and hugging comfort brought with deep sleep. he's lulling, he's home. all that with his old fashioned gentleman mannerisms? he's brown.

Bucky is the color brown. literally. his vibes and 🤎 are the same thing.

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Florence Pugh, Hailee Steinfeld, Ariana Greenblatt. in that order. I've seen nothing with any of them in it except a Bumblebee movie and I want these three to play sisters in something

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Bucky is the color brown. literally. his vibes and 🤎 are the same thing.

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yet ANOTHER. came inside. this one came straight into my room. I don't know how it got it. HELLO???

so like is it suspicious if the same wasp keeps coming up to your window periodically like they got business with you? 'cause lil homie keeps coming. and with no beef at that. just fly, knock, stare, dip, repeat.