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every band name can be ranked on the 'is this a thing i would want in my house' scale between the police and the violent femmes
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who care. jerma sketch
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captain disillusion streamer au
#The Big D being the most obnoxious streamer in the industry#zeitgeist being a tinfoil hat conspiracy theorist streamer who gets trolled by his chat probably#captain disillusion
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forgot just how annoying the porn bots on here are
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I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite
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i don't recall the album cover looking like this
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NOOOOOO
i'm going out. can you guys look after intern alan while i'm gone?
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i'm going out. can you guys look after intern alan while i'm gone?
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Your favorite character just turned into an ice cream, reblog and put in the tags what they’d taste like but don’t specify who’s the character.
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this screams Alan the Intern
(art by 04119_snail on Twitter)
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Holding Hands HCs: Captain Disillusion Edition
In which you hold their hand; a silent confession that's louder than words.
Captain Disillusion, Alan the Intern, Holly — Cosmic Goddess.
Fluff. Romantic. GN reader.
A/N: Wrote something similar to this on my notes app a few months ago. Decided to edit and share here. Very short — currently just testing the waters and gauging interest in these.
Captain Disillusion
This man's feelings? Repressed.
Would pretend that he doesn't like the feeling of getting his hand held.
Internally likes it.
Especially when it's you who does it.
Would never admit it outright though — NEVER.
It is The Captain, after all.
Alan the Intern
A/N: This is referencing the character only and not IRL Alan himself.
Picture this: Intern Alan and you, in the break room, sitting on the couch. You're listening to some dad rock music that's long been droning on in the background.
Your attention is not on whatever song is playing at all, no — you have your eyes on him.
This... This is your chance, you think.
Sweating, you gulp as you place your hand on his.
He looks at you, eyes wide, face red. Then, he holds your hand back.
This man sure has sweaty palms.
Holly — Cosmic Goddess
It happens when you're hanging out with her as she's in her human form.
Would get giddy once you do it, holding your hand back immediately.
Would kiss your hand and, eventually, YOU!
Would offer to read your palm too!
She's very, very sweet with you.
Overall: WIFE.
#no zeitgeist bcs i cant write fluff for him LMAOO <///3#will def add to this once my brain starts working#anyways ummm.#(hands you whatever this is)#captain disillusion#captain disillusion x reader#x reader#alan the intern#holly cd#alan cd
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