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dumdumdrawstumtums · 2 years ago

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Do the thoughts. What's your burp or belly canon for him.

This was in response to my thirsty tags concerning the A/chilles reblog///

ALRIGHT WELL THEN… A/chilles shares a spot with C/u as my top favorite characters in the Fate series. Pretty much fell in love with him as soon as he appeared in A/pocrypha, and he's the one who finally made me download F/GO - which only added fuel to the fire on my adoration for him. I feel like I might've done a bellycanon on him before, or at least answered asks around the topic, but Tumblr's search function is fail so I'll glady ramble again!

SO, concerning A/chilles's eating prowess, the big advantage he has is the fact that he's a demigod. It's well-established that Servants with divinity typically hold an advantage in terms of power, and the same is very much said about A/chilles (I mean, the guy thinks sending "only" two enemy Servants at him at the same time is an insult). But anyway, so not only is he much stronger, faster, and more durable than your average human, but he can eat a hell of a lot more, too. And eat a lot he does, because he hates being sedintary for too long, so he's burning a lot of energy and needing to refuel frequently. I mean, it's canonical that him just using his chariot once expends quite a lot of mana. So anytime he returns from battle, a workout, etc, he's gonna appreciate if a whole feast is prepared for him. Just don't expect him to show much in the way of table manners. As a warrior, he's all about eating his fill as much and as soon as possible, so he'll be ravenously stuffing his face, specks of food flying about all the while.

Another aspect of him I like to include into his eating capabilities is his speed. He's called A/chilles the Swift-Footed for a reason. So, on top of being insanely fast, I like to imagine that he can also eat at a ridiculous pace as well. Like, leave a whole 40-lb turkey as nothing but bones in no time, and that just being the start of his gorging. He can absolutely decimate any timed eating challenges with gusto, and still have time to be picking his teeth as the clock's still counting down.

But naturally, when you eat that quickly, there's the inevitable consequence of swallowing a lot of air in the process. Thankfully, A/chilles constantly comes across as pretty cocky and shameless. If he needs to belch, he's gonna belch as loud and proud as needed to get the air out of his packed stomach. And, again, since he's a demigod, those burps can pack a whallop. "Thunderous" would hardly be hyperbole when it comes to gas belted out by one of the greatest heroes of the T/rojan War. He'll belch loud enough to rattle silverware, clear his throat, then mutter "Damn, I can do better than that…" before pounding his chest and unleashing an even more massive and gutteral burp.

A bit of a competition freak who loves nothing more than the thrill of battle, you'd probably find A/chilles having impromptu eating contests with others fairly often. Whether he wins or loses, he'd enjoy pitting his stomach against others - just, of course, he much prefers winning. And when all the food is cleared, the Greek hero will be happy to move on to the second part of the "battle": having a burping contest with his opponent. He isn't much for finesse there; he's all about belching louder and harder than the other guy, leaving ears ringing and souls shaking.

If you get the idea that A/chilles is a show-off, then you're right on the money. I figured he would be, but the A/tlantis arc in F/GO proved it. Even when he's already been shot in the heel and lost his shield before you meet him, he's doing things like competing with Super O/rion on who can defeat the most monsters and very blatantly trying to wow you personally when single-handedly fighting off enemies. With that in mind, if he knows you have an interest in gluttony and gas, he's going to go out of his way to eat and burp with overwhelming power and showmanship, then be smug about leaving you a mess. Like, clearing out a banquet's worth of food by himself, smacking his tightly-swollen gut to work up an enormous throat-rattler, before smirking at you and asking, "How was that?" And when you can only respond in garbled incoherence, his smirk grows into a grin. "That's what I like to hear."

Then of course there's the whole deal with his heel. I know I've talked about it before, especially when I think AB3 gave me the idea, but it bears repeating that it's funny to imagine he's eaten enough food to feed a squadron, rubbing his gut and feeling just fine. Then, somehow his heel gets struck, and suddenly the fullness comes crashing down on him all at once, making his face take on a hue similar to his hair and his stomach very loud about how upset it is. He'd try to keep up a strong front, but he can't hold back the moans of discomfort, and his burps would be a lot wetter and sickly.

SO YEAH, I think that about covers the basics on my thoughts concerning how to kink up one of my all-time favorite Servants. Bottom line, I want him dominating the buffet and leaving his favorite kink-addled target floored - figuratively and literally, if the burp he can work up is strong enough.

#there's vore too #very much vore #but that felt redundant #and this went on #waaay too long as it is

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danger-bird · 8 months ago

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Touchstarved Astrology Headcanons🌠

Mostly based on my own irl observations over the years, as well as my bookworm era a few years ago . Also taking into account my own impressions & feelings for the LIs, so sufficiently biased and I'm not sorry. In the words of Danny DeVito: "I'm right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it!" /lovingly❤️

Ais

Venus in Virgo. Period. I'm dying on this hill. Fight me. No but fr, first he's a diehard animal lover and will jump into a dog fight to save a puppy. Second, he's giving "mother hen" behavior - says "watch your step", then grabs you when you trip and scolds you "told you to watch your step"(Virgo 101); sends you off with an ESCORT, jumps in fists first when the roughneck tries fighting you then hides you from the purple gang later and escorts you back himself - need I say more? Not to mention he VERY likely helped Kuras save us (his scent lingers in the clinic when MC wakes up), and helps in the clinic regularly (so a part-time nurse, most likely helped save Mhin too). Also, he was definitely watching over us even before the Seaspring (the scarred woman knew our name from somewhere, also the Unnamed can feel Ocudeus' presence outside the clinic). He craves taking care of someone - people, animals, soulless, poor unfortunate souls - you name it. And it's not for show - that's just how he is. That's how he shows love - by being attentive. All my favorite people have this placement, they're all like him in this regard - best Venus placement imo (yes, I'm a biased Venus in Taurus, BUT I'm also right, lol)

Scorpio Ascendant I mean... come on. Come on. He's LITERALLY a gang leader! Not that anybody needs convincing, but aside from the sharp, intense eyes and the fact he oozes sex appeal, this would place his Sun in 10th House- he is known publicly as a leader, his presence demands respect and attracts attention. BDE for sure. Also he's very smart, intuitive and observant. Very aware of his surroundings, can pick up on people's moods & intentions like it's nothing. I'm convinced he can literally read our mind. A smart, sexy and caring bastard, lord help me...

Kuras

Virgo Signature sign Kuras is very service-oriented, focused on helping the community and always looking for ways to assist others. Very mindful of people’s problems and what they’re in need of - and ready to provide it, no matter what it may cost him. He’s also very polite, but comes off rigid, like he’s read “Social Etiquette for Humans 101” and is following it to the letter lol. Also kinda nerdy – has his special interests, and if you let him he’ll talk about reductions and concoctions all day, every day. I don't think it's a specific placement that influences this behavior, it's the whole picture, thus - a signature sign!

Saturn Dominant This man is a Capricorn already, sure, but there’s a difference. Capricorn placements have an inner spark, a fire about them – they’re ambitious and driven while being practical and disciplined. Saturn, however, is a dry and dark, malefic - almost apocalyptic planet. It’s the last visible planet – the gatekeeper of the divine knowledge (depicted by the outer planets). It represents time, boundaries, a sense of duty and responsibility, guilt and the consequences of one's actions. A symbol of Kronos and the Devil, it represents the falling of God, the grotesque expression of divinity. Kuras has a curious mind, fascinated by science and humanity, and in light of the Kuras character lore (and his not-too-subtle mischievousness) he def has strong Uranus & Jupiter influence as well. But the Saturnian themes in particular parallel the themes and main conflict in his story most strongly.

Mercury Retrograde I had to. The way he's so precise and eloquent, but roundabout when he talks? How he's so tight-lipped and takes his sweet time before answering a question? Mercury retrograde, 100 percent. I don't make the rules.

Mhin

Moon in 1st House. How do I know? I have it. The color of printer paper (the sun hates us), emotions written all over their entire existence and impossible to hide, as well as rather intense emotional outbursts? Yes, yes and yes. Big-time tsundere? Yes. Big softy, too? Yes. We could be twins, honestly. I stg they have a crush on Ais, but unlike with Kuras they're not happy about it. I dunno, call it twin telepathy. The Christmas photo doesn't help either.

Water moon, most likely in Cancer. Not Scorpio, because their emotions fluctuate rapidly, and are overtly moody. The difference between big waves and a rip current, for example. But more so, this makes for a Sun-Moon square - the dissonance and lack of harmony between their outer persona and their inner needs and desires is clear. They have difficulty expressing their emotions, not difficulty as in showing them, but in a way where they come off wrong and get interpreted the wrong way. Very protective, like a smol soft crabbie shielding themselves with their shell. Pushes people away consciously, but hoping for someone to have enough of a "spine" to handle them and protect them, giving them a safe space to finally relax. Most of all they need love, reassurance and acceptance (my poor little meow meow💙)

Mars square Mercury That Mercury is in Aries, you can't tell me otherwise. The extra 'angry' coming from Mars in Capricorn is helping, too. But not only that, it also makes a square to their Sun AND an opposition to their Moon - a T-square, a highly difficult & stressful configuration. The Mars is in Capricorn because they like a partner with authority and attitude (Cap in 7th), and it makes for good synastry with Kuras (my cutie patooties). Also for how small they are, they're very agile and skilled with knifes (ruled by Mars).

Leander

Venus conjunct Pluto. Sexy. Magnetic. He pulls you in with the gravitational force of his tits. These people are the definition of an intense lover. Obsessive and hungry for love - and pain, equally, very big on extreme and overwhelming sensations. You have a terrible curse? Oooh, danger - gimme! You can never give them too much attention - they want it all, and they're not sharing. Possessive, wants to draw you into their little world and keep you for themselves.

Leo Ascendant, for a few reasons. I was initially thinking Libra, but after looking at everything, I decided on Leo. He has a noble presence - not surprising considering his upbringing. He's a very charismatic talker, well-spoken, lovely voice, can charm anyone into trusting him (Libra in 3rd coming through). To his credit, he takes his work seriously and comes off as a reliable boss (Cap in 6th, also Taurus in 10th). He wants to take care of people... or rather, wants to be seen as a savior. I really see him as a Gemini-Cancer cusp, but technically he's a Cancer so his sun will be in 12th house. It’s a house of self-undoing, the afterlife, illusions - ego and reality go to disintegrate here. All that connects into the life-and-death theme surrounding him and his design. The sun here becomes a fantasy, a goal rather than reality – a dream of being a leader, a hero, someone who people look up to for help and answers. He’s really giving Jesus-wannabe, with the resurrection and savior complex he has going on, as well as the over-the-top generosity. A big red crab, with a big red flag... and the tits to match (Cancer rules the booba).

Vere

Venus conjunct Midheaven, Midheaven being in Scorpio. With Sun in Scorpio. Lots of Scorpio. He’s so pretty! Pretty in an elegant, sensual, effortless yet manicured to perfection way. Apparently, the BBC (Big Bulky Collar) on him does not signal “DANGER!” to the rascals who take him for an easy target, because all they see is the approachable, delicate face and inviting voice. He knows the effect he has on people, and he’s using it to his advantage – to get a free drink, or to make people trust him juuust enough to get what he wants. He is attracted to power, powerful people, and wants power for himself – and he’s ruthless about achieving his goals, too (Scorpio in 10th); there’s a lot of gossip surrounding this man’s public image, his reputation. Venus conjunct Midheaven places a focus on art – he is an artist, appreciates art as well as creating it himself. He IS the art, or that’s the perception of him anyway.

Venus in Scorpio As Venusian as he appears, Venus is in detriment here – there’s conflicting emotions regarding his looks, and the perception of him – or rather, the expectations placed on him because of it. He'll break rules on purpose, act outrageous, play coy, use his beaty for all its worth – he’ll purposefully play the ‘bad guy’ as a form of rebellion, a defense mechanism. He can’t find comfort in a traditional relationship dynamic and has a hard time liking someone who likes them back - he’s afraid of commitment. I believe his confidence is a façade; there’s an underlying fear of betrayal and rejection, and a paranoia that any good thing that comes his way is a trick, a trap, or a lie. That he doesn’t deserve love or care, really. Buuut… if you’re like Ais and see him for all his ‘ugly’, and accept him anyway… then you’re really something💜.

1525 words. Yikes. I tried keeping the word count down.

Unsuccessful. Obviously.

If you’ve read this far, go have some water, a snack, a stretch – you deserve it! Doctor’s orders!!!

P.S. : Ais' side profile sprite is giving me "ex-punk mom wearing a cozy cardigan", is it just me? Anyone? Are you seeing it? Am I crazy? Do I need help?...

...I'll see myself out.

#ps: he just looks so cozyyyyy~#call me a dictionary bc I'm full of words #and thoughts #this took waaay too long to write #touchstarved game #ais #kuras #leander #mhin #vere #touchstarved headcanons #astro observations #bird babble𓅪

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