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tricked and deceived into reading 100 chapters of svsss
#I was only looking to waste like a few hours of my time on a novel I’d probably drop in the middle of#these losers are…..incorrigible.#I need to put them in a blender and pour them into funny little silicone ice molds put them in the freezer and watch them shatter as I thro#w them against a wall#svsss#svsss novel#luo binghe#skeh#4/18/23
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Do you think vi was a virgin before The Scene
nah. my girl was in prison for 7 yrs. did u see how quick she DROPPED to her knees like that shit comes from experience yall. she knows what the fuck shes doing sdlkfjsodiaghadlf
#🌧 raindrops#arcane#♨ steamy#truly like no i see the vision for vi being a virgin but at least in my hc shes like... so angry all the time#she DEF started fights and like.... how else to cool off sometimes but with a good hatefuck? mm. delicious#consider prison!vi x thief!reader who gets throne in a few years after vi gets put in#and vi immediately recognizes u like “ur the bitch who stole from one of our jobs” and ur like wow~~~ im honored u rmbr me#shell fuck u against her cell wall w her fingers shoved down ur throat to muffle ur moans#whisper about all the trouble she'd gotten in bc of ur hands while twisting them behind ur back#“not so quick w ur hands now are you?”#or make you finger her but like is super demeaning about it#“what happened? thought ur fingers were supposed to be faster than this -- show me what you got”#dude i need jesus LOL#vi x reader#vi smut#arcane smut#arcane x reader
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Alright, for real this time 🤭🤭
#Im actually happy w these💥#my telekinesis flings them against the wall#osomatsu#mr. osomatsu#osomatsu san#osomatsu matsuno#ososan#karamatsu matsuno#karamatsu#choromatsu#choromatsu matsuno#ichimatsu#ichimatsu matsuno#jyushimatsu#jyushimatsu matsuno#todomatsu#todomatsu matsuno
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Favorite Martian pics atm
#i love these beginning of season pictures so much. these arent from the rb7 launch but they are in my heart#bcs like they dont want one driver to be favored so they make them do all the same pics but reversed#AND THEYRE SOOOOOO 🥺🥺🥺#like very obsessed w how in the car launch pics theres so many variations on whos doing what#like: heres mark sitting and seb standing. heres the opposite. heres both standing. heres both sitting. etc.#so then you just end up having these cute matching pictures 🤭🤭#but nah i like these in particular cause my god mark does not know what to do with his arms 😭#seb is *always* ready to do a sassy hand on the hip. mark is 🧍♂️#but yeah this is what my recent drawing was based on#but yknow without the perspective difference bcs i wanted to draw their actual height dif 🥺#also as dru just said to me when i sent these: i love how they made them stand in some random alley#like why does the floor look wet???? 😭😭😭😭#these are also giving like highschool professional photos. especially the ones w them leaning against the wall like bad boys 😎#f1#formula 1#sebastian vettel#mark webber#martian#sebmark#2011 australian gp
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this goes so hard
#my happy marriage#watashi no shiawase na kekkon#YELLING INTO A PILLOW#THEM#ITS ALWAYS BEEN THEM#OUGH SO THIS IS LOVE#*banging my head against the wall*#*banging pots and pans*#IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS#the duality of this man#he holds her so gently#will set the place on fire to rescuer her tho#jess rambles#i’m so obsessed w this show
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Adventures in The World of Steel Drywall.
#fire emblem#feh#THIS IS IT. AND. I THINK IT'LL BE BEST/FUNNIEST. TO MAYBE LET IT SPEAK FOR ITSELF#on the main post. anyway.#this IS inspired by a dif post i'll rb but it's a gif of two furries one about to pin the other to the wall#AND THE WALL. JUST. BREAKS. THEY FALL THROUGH IT.#and it just left SUCH an impression on me like. suit of armor is a type of fursuit.#in the way that if you were to attempt to pin an armored swordsman against drywall#you would likely have the same result.#LIKE. THAT'S ONE HALF OF THE JOKE HERE. other half of the joke is just. THE JUXTAPOSITION. LOOK AT THEM.#i don't even HAVE to say more. hell i already said most of my piece about it separate post. just. Look At Them.#one more piece actually i really had to think and Consider. what color i wanted moe's slides to be#what i was picturing in my mind. mostly black w white stripes across the band. you know the ones.#the Balance def fits but i worried it would get lost in the sauce. too much black on the fit maybe#i experimented w brown and green until. epiphany. the camo. return of moe wearing camo in modern settings.#IT'S SO FUNNY TO ME. ESP BC THE GREEN IS SO DARK. IT'S..? ALMOST SUBTLE??????#but Just Enough to make you go. oh for the love of God. what are you WEARING‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#moe is just. wears a stupid comically 'masculine' outfit in such a way that just pisses you off.#fe alfonse#moe tag#summoner oc#my art
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admitting ur a larrie and saying it brought you to your current ship is such a brave personal choice. this comment should be an official diagnosis in the dsm-5.
#ive had this in my drafts for ages but ppl are being weird so im here to be a hater sorry#and this just feels timely with people being attacked for telling people to get reading comprehension#like if ur ever comparing ur ship to larry then plz do some personal reflection#larries are fucking batshit off the wall out of this world unhinged#ships are supposed to be lighthearted and fun and something that makes you happy#i have plenty of fun w max and daniel content#but i cannot keep reading the unhinged levels some people are reaching w l*stappen#it’s transitioning from ‘i like the content and their interactions and ao3!’#into ‘i am inventing evidence and connecting dots and genuinely believe these two men are fucking’ like i fear its not fun and games anymore#this is nothing against l*stappenies themselves at all. keep on keeping on#this is all about the weird ones#theres weirdos in any ship but the number of them keeps increasing w this particular one so i just wanted to say. plz do not be larries.#(sorry for the asterisks like l*stappen is a slur i just dont want it to show up in the tag lol)
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once again TROUBLED by how good my game is when flirting with my best friend, imagine if i actually used that with people im trynna pull
#shut up dave#the obvious point-out is. there ARE no ppl im trying to pull. if there were i might employ such skills#though what makes it so easy w riv is that we do think the other is hot but have no interest in hookin up. and also we know each other v we#so it doesnt mean anything when i push them against a wall like 'do you wanna find out' when they say that#'i have the vibes of those ppl who act like theyre vanilla but are super kinky' or whatever. bc its FUNNY#'do i look like i eat the souls of children for breakfast?' u look like u eat lucky charms cereal#cause girl your looks have charmed me and im hoping to get lucky tonight..............#tbf i flirt like that w dawn too so ig that means i can v much do it w ppl i AM interested in too <3#however here i get the debuff of no bilingualism. literally halving my potential :/// dawn u need to learn romanian. please.#JUST so i can throw more awful pick up lines at u <33
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Kevin day coward this, kevin day coward that .... do we not remember the time he was ready to straight up choke neil out. Cause I think about the fact Kevin canonically threw neil against a wall every. damn. day
#I think people took the word coward an ran w it#like this is an overhashed conversation#but the foxes called kevin a coward specifically because he was afraid of riko#and that wasn't a character descriptor#it was the foxes view of kevin and a way to piss him off because kevin pisses them off#so often I see kevin written as a pushover#and he is but only in the specific circumstance of riko and the nest#like in his day to day life kevin is a stubborn asshole#he is prideful#that is a pretty significant part of his character#he threw neil up against a wall because he insulted him#okay. end rant#gnat be quiet
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not to be a milennial but harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban really is that bitch....
#mom wanted to rewatch the movies so we've been going thru them <3#talk about a movie thats just like. grief. i turn into the jamie lee curtis halloween trauma supercut#SORRY..... the visuals are peak like that IS the hp vibe to ME and i am BLOWN AWAY this movie was made in 2004 it feels ahead of its time#the first two are so whimsical and magical enrapturing and this movie is like. a well worn cardigan. this feels 2011 cozycore to me#sorry but the introduction of lupin becoming a comforting trusted guardian type of figure AND the dementors representing hollow depression#this 13 yr old whos been kept in the dark on so many things being extra vulnerable prey to them bc of the severe trauma#but getting lessons on how to withstand that creeping dread.. through happy memories... still bonding w lupin increasngly ouagh...#the grief between them both over james and lily. also btw ofc defense against the dark arts being fighting yr fears through laughter. aaaaaa#and then sirius. black. im. i know we meme on the twelve years of it! in azkaban! but as a bitch whos now closer to those characters in age#and can appreciate and understand them obv more than i could when i was. a tween. that just hits like ok shit. VALID#so valid and real to see the child of your friends you knew at that age but who DIED and then see the friend who betrayed them#to see like the best of BOTH of them mirrored and living on in him and be like yknow what???? you WILL be protected frm that same fate#hoooo the briefest moment where harry might hope things will turn out okay. w sirius' name being cleared and peter having to explain himself#and sirius being like hey i get it if you want to stay w your family that is fine but. if you wanna move in w me...#(harry relaying this to hermione later as well. dreaming of a place fr just the two of them somewhere in the countryside#somewhere..... sirius might see the sky..... bc he thinks he would like that after all those years locked up do not even touch me rn.......)#only fr everything to turn to shit two friends fighting w deadly force. the chance to set this right slipping off into the night.#a million dementors descending relentlessly until utter exhaustion and certain death. some strange salvation? fight for a second chance?#but then still havign to say goodbye when they only just GOT this. and everything still being so. god. and lupin having to leave as well.#the thought of sirius also WANTING that guardian type connection but being forced to live in 1. a cave barely living more freely than before#2. then being confined to the stuffy somber abusive home he ran away from as a teen w that portrait still up there and everything.. bitch...#oh man the way i KNOW when we get to ootp (my favourite) its gonna leave me blasted into a million little pieces#the way i know shit like the knowing wink the entirety of the wall tapestry room scene and of course nice one james is gonna DESTROY me..#dont even talk to me abt that dark turn at the end of gof and how everything after gets soooo. god. w everything just getting destroyed and.#i cant even think abt it i cant even talk about it. wah#i dont care btw that they aged those guys up undermining how insanely young these people died. perfect casting fr the remaining marauders ok
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#i come back to this photo every once in a while to get muse for chris again#someone plot w me for chris - maybe he is the older brother of one of ur muses friends and he starts flirting subtly and#ur muse can’t take the hint until one day he pushes them up against the wall and says you dont get hints do you#chris green
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do you care about him
#I AM INSAAAAANNEEEEEEE#SHAKES U AND CRIES AND SCREAMS#READ DUNGEON MESHI AND FALL IN LOVE WITH HOLM AND DRAW HIM IN SITUATIONS AND SHOW MEEEEE#I LOVE HIM SOOOO MUCH#BANGS HEAD AGAINST WALL WHY IS HE SOOOOO 💕🧡💓🤍💝💖💜💘💛💚❣️💞#im trying to draw more traditional art practicing w that thing about only using ink pen and not pencil so i cant erase#it IS working which makes me mad cuz ive avoided doing it for so long bcs im so dependent on erasing and im such a perfectionist#but i need to learn to accept mistakes and LET THEM BE and continue drawing#i need to make 1000 bad drawings in a day instead of one good drawing in a whole month cuz it will REALLY help me improve#anyways smiles PLEASE BE INSANE WITH ME ABOUT HOLM#vanya strawberry flavored#dunmeshi#my art
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ngl most of the time when i get all giggly and blushy and kick my feet over a ship it's bc i'm laughing hysterically at myself for acting this way over fictional characters. like it is simply very funny that a split second clip of someones facial expression towards someone else can entertain me and bring me joy every day for literal years when in real life i have zero interest in romance or more. but fictionally?? when i can take myself out of the equation entirely and immerse myself in someone elses queer little world?? losing my mind. can not get enough.
#like yes i am obsessed with these men but no i have zero interest in them in real life#and then for some reason i do find myself liking women irl but wlw ships don't really interest me?? idk why??#like i adore ronance but im not out here reading fics abt them#couldn't tell you why#steddie#byler#aroace#i think maybe womens romance in film is just always so soft but then with dudes its like look at these 2 who met by one getting shoved#against a wall with broken glass being held to their throat#then watch as one bites a chunk out of a demon bat and spits it's blood out & the other dude just thinks thats hot as fck#like ronance i love you to pieces but you're not the same#nance got close w that modified shotgun though (i dont even like violence i swear ITS JUST THE PASSION)
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in a cafe rn. this place is nice :>
#just me hi#they have a lot of random old stuff in here it's fun :D#tons of books too; though most of them seem to be romance and unfortunately i've come to terms w/ the fact i'm a hater gfhsfh </3#oh and not that the old stuff is random in a new place; it's an old-looking place with a lot of old stuff that doesn't match anything else#lol ! there are some spots that are Almost uhh- the word is not coherent but it's something like it hfhvs#i've had a bisquit sanmich and a lemonade which was pretty fine. i liked the sandwich though it was a bit greasy bfsh :>#idk i'm just comfortable here. the guy running the counter might be gay and there's a bathroom sign that jokes abt gender n creatures for#them lol - it's relatively quiet too n i have a chair that's pressed against the wall w/ no windows so i don't feel like i can be snuck up#on ghfhsv. i like it here so far :D#//anywho i think i'm gonna get on my ar.ft attacks now hfhsvh#i didn't bother posting my first one this year but i'll get to that rn!! :3#i have 1 + 1/2 i gotta do - i say a half because it doesn't Technically count as an attack due to the System but ehe :33#//btw this place has a thing going on where it's Nearly symmetrical#every table is missing at least 1 chair that would make it so and if there Is an even amount of chairs they aren't the same kind#though they Are matching in colour if they aren't the same type! i like that. dunno why hfbvs#also i like how oddly everything has been placed. tables placed in a diamond form compared to the room and then others are situated like#regular tables ; i just think it's interesting lol :33#//oh and i've finished another chapter of my book ; it's taking me forever because i actually came to like it a lot n i don't want it to en#a common habit of mine hfhfsh <3#though ik it's hard to tell from the outside if i'm not doing it cuz i hate it or cuz i love it. fun for Me though hfhbshvs#//yea anyway. i like this place lol :>#gonna wander around prolly. n work on stuff hopefully :>>#i have a ~+~root beer~+~ so here i go !! toodles :D
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making a sorta wip/unfinished compilation video thing for all the vsynth projects ive sorta lost interest in/abandoned sounds like it'd be fun to do and help me clear up some space on this got damn computer but im always like uouguhhh but what if it fucking sucks :( when it comes to like actual cover stuff 😔✌️ like mannn
#delete later#uhghhhh the urge to post wips and show im not dead vs desire to remain mysterious and post whenever tf w/ no warning#the worst part is like a majority of these r also not even past the idea stage 😭#i just have so many vsqxs and vprs and usts downloaded :')) bc i just like hearing these lil fuckheads sing songs i like#but i dont like just plug n play covers. so i try to do some extra work but it usually isnt that great cause duh im not great at this shit#and ive lost interest in some of these and dont rly feel like yknow. forcing myself to work on them more if im not gonna do more w em#tho it also kinda feels sad to like delete them in having not done anything w them... so that's why i like never share wips 😭#cause in the case its something i never finish (spoiler: most things 😔) i dont wanna disappoint#people who were genuinely looking forward to it. IF that even is anyone bruh bc thats the other thing#i feel awkward abt it bc i also feel nobody rly cares abt wips theyd rather just wait and see a final version. so ee#which is like totally understandable tbh but idk 😭 its hard to keep going when motivation is low yknow so id like to share wips#in the event anyone is interested and wants me to continue. but also i like being mysterious abt what i post and nobody knowing my next mov#ughhhhh. bangs my head against the wall. get me outta here. trapped in my brain with my own ideas fucking sucksssss sometimes#i have the power to make polls i COULD make more but. idk i feel like itd get old quick. kicks rocks.#OH and one last thing it'd reveal my shit ass music taste 😂😂😭😭 hhhhhhhhfhfjfjnf#ignore me man im just being overdramatic. can anyone hear me. aughhghgh#also i GOTTA get a good tag for the technical vsynth shit for organization#or so people can block if they dont give a fuck. but i need to think of a funny one grrr
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i'm scared i just made an appointment for the optician to try contact lenses but in order to do that i need to check my eyesight first and the last time i did was a bit over a year ago if it changed enough i need new glasses i'll probably cry
#idt it changed a LOT bc i can see perfectly well with my glasses but i fear my right eye has worsened slightly and its fucking me up#i hate that my dioptrics arent the same like w/o glasses i can feel my left eye is much stronger so the other feels numb in comparison#and i get a headache from the difference#i dont see double so thats one thing at least but im really scared it could happen bc eyesight isnt stagnant#i dont mind if both eyes get worse over time but please make it both eyes at the same time not only my right eye#thats why im gonna try contact lenses again i tried once like maybe 5 years ago but couldnt get them in even with the opticians help#i got prescribed eye drops by my eye doc and even those i can barely get in they get everywhere around my eye but inside#but i really need it to work i like my glasses and dont care much for wearing them but i only got them at 18#in my mind im still thinking wearing them is optional even though i feel like bashing my head against the wall and throwing up if i dont
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