#void talking to the void

[pianolexcat]

Thinking about the emo rennaisance going on again....

[frickfrackfuckoff]

"MCR is to emos what Taylor Swift is to white girls"

- my bf, unprompted, while listening to Boy Divison

[amellophone]

dropped by my high school to give my younger brother his mello and he'd told me to wave to him in the theater but the band director saw me before my brother did and was like "come on down come on in" and I was like "oh I just have elliots horn" and he was like "omg I didn't recognize you" I pass as a freshman still whadda hell

[sadly-not-a-miata]

APPLJED TO VALVOLINE THEY WANT AN INTERVIEW LETS GOOOO I'M GONNA MAYBE PROBABLY GEY PRAVTICAL EXPERIENCE IN CARS

[frickfrackfuckoff]

evil bruno mars and good bruno mars stuck in a perpetual loop of throwing and catching grenades

evil bruno mars i’d throw a grenade at you

[pianolexcat]

[frickfrackfuckoff]

reblog for larger sample size

[sadly-not-a-miata]

I was fully expecting to HATE driving an American car but the chevy is growing on me I kinda like it tbh its got a turbo and it rides smooth

[clownboybebop]

if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!

1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.

2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.

3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes

it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.

It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.

so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know

[vm-sims4]

fucked up shit is comign watch out (sory)

[frickfrackfuckoff]

These remind me of Halloween crabs!! Idk much about them but at my old pet store job one of our supervisors ordered them by mistake and they're so cool looking!

Here's a lil guy about to be taken home (the actual enclosure was way nicer and larger than the take-home plastic things)

the fact that some painted bats in Thailand naturally come in orange and black Halloween colors makes me so happy you dont understand

the ultimate spook bois 

[illegalcatboy]

I'm amazed(phil) that this name wasn't taken and its also much cooler than my main

[pianolexcat]

I cut my hair...

[frickfrackfuckoff]

a couple days ago i was driving with one of my friends and she said something and i couldn't think of a response so i just blurted out "me at the zoo" and she thought it was v silly funny

I now disagree with that post that went something like "to make high schoolers laugh post pandemic you have to kill someone" because when I was clocking out of work today I overheard my coworkers, two high school boys, joking around. One said "hey bro...literally me when im making pizza..." He was in fact making a pizza, that's our job. They both laughed like beavis and butthead and repeated it a few times.