#vld humor

[wench-on-a-bench]

"Lance summoned his Bayard.

Aim. Breathe. Shoot.

The resounding shot echoed in his ears. Except it wasn’t from his gun.

Lance’s legs gave out before he even realized what’d happened. He’d been shot. Square in his right ass cheek."

...

Lance McClain, Blue Paladin and Red Lion Pilot, has survived many trials out in space: Strenuous battles, relentless pining over Keith Kogane, being shot in truly embarrassing places ... but when he ends up on a solo mission it may prove to be his hardest challenge yet. Especially since he's stuck on a planet that doesn't even like Voltron. But it can't be any harder than trying to reconnect with Keith (who's been extra closed off since his returned from the Quantum Abyss), can it?

What results is many laughs ... and many tears.

[iri-desky]

KOSA IS BACK. REBLOG NOW, OR THIS MIGHT BE THE END OF FANDOM -- AND SAFE PLACES FOR LGBTQ PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/02/15/kids-online-safety-act-kosa-senate/

we can't let this happen. Oh no, oh no... quote a reblogger on my pinned post about this on my blog; "oh shit, the abomination has been reanimated". Indeed, while I'm a big fan of abominations, NOT THIS ONE. THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING ABOMINATION I'VE EVER SEEN. FANDOMS OF TUMBLR, UNITE.

[soulvtude]

lance probably has scrunchies in his pockets so when keith needs a hair tie he can just force him to wear the scrunchies

[idoweirdcrap]

Does anyone else ever get the unresistable urge to just Klance?

Klance [ˈklaːntsɛ]

Verb

Being way too fucking obsessed with Keith Kogane and Lance McClain's fictional relationship.

[konasarsaparilla]

Bex Taylor-Klaus was on an episode of Dropout's Dirty Laundry series and I desperately need the 5 remaining Voltron Legendary Defender fans to draw the lion paladins in this scene.

(I, an artist, would do it myself- but I'm feeling lazy)

[acherontia-art]

LMAO THIS MEME IS LITERALLY XAS

[keithkog]

Waking up angry is the worst. I don’t have the most pleasant dreams, especially after hard days. Do you know how angry I would be if that guy actually landed a single blow on me or Lance? He got mercy because he didn’t. Anyways, going to try to get my mood up somehow now.

Hope you guys days are starting off better than mine. Drink some water, take care of yourselves. That’s what I’m going to do, my tongue drier than Pidge’s humor right now.

-Keith

[yeetyeet1]

Some of my favorite lines from the Voltron fanfic I've been writing

Here is the fanfic if anyone wants to read it:

[localfanbaselurker]

the voltron official tiktok account needs to be stopped. I can’t do this anymore

[im-smart-i-swear]

insane deranged person voice so i think shiro is a wolf and kuron is a dog. you agree

[sweet-baby-bird]

My VLD Shiro profile icon on Netflix brings me so much joy and so much psychic damage. I don't dare change it, lest I forget my roots.

[empressgeekt]

What would their doppelgangers be like in your VLD multiverse fic? And how will they interact with the main characters?

like I mentioned in the post the three major arches would be going to the VF universe, the 80s universe, and the paladins of old. I'll be basing the doppelgangers on how the characters are portrayed in the other cartoons, for the first two arches, with a few extra-headcanons thrown in (like keiths always have some form of a troubled family/home life, and all hunks love food). Currently my plans include, Lance and hunk getting swapped out with their doubles from the VF world along with larmina and Daniel, and the full team voltron getting trappedin the 80s world.

The VF universe is canonically further ahead in the future compared to the rest of the continuities, so the paladins(or pilots as thee called in that reality) have a lot more experience with war. The VF team is kinda shocked that the VLD are so young, like they are baby pilots to them, buy impressed with how well they work together. On mire personal interactions, larmina is kinda of confused by this elf version of he aunt allura; keith tries to be a good role model for Daniel and everyone is confused about his galra heritage, especially when krolia shows up; the perky coran coran the gorgeous man is baffling when compared to his more serious counterparts; and I'm pretty sure the ex-generals would totally take in larmina as their pseudo-niece once they got to know her. On the other side of the portal, Lance is sort of shocked that VF allura and Keith are married; everyone is weirded out by pidge being a literal dude; and Vince is finally getting some answers regarding his gift. Once more serious coran.

80s arch, well be getting more one on one dobbleganger interaction. The alluras bond over mice. Hunks bond over food. Keiths relate over family issues. Both keith and Lance are confused as they kinda swapped personalities in their reality. Pidge is too focused on getting the group back to their home world to bond with her doppelganger, she is also fighting tooth and nail against tbe blantent sexism in thia reality. We're even getting some lotor on lotor interaction, and storming castle doom. And serious coran...

There aren't dobblegangers int the third arch, as it's a crossove with a reality that is really similar to VLD just behind in its timeline.

[vyuntspakhkite-l-darling]

RASPBERRY FOR ALL THE MCS

I should have expected this 💀 (link to post)

Sibatol: absolutely not

Virava: no

Visralion: no

Arsioly: yes, for most of the story

[skeletonwithakeyboard]

pidge and regris texting

Rebis: hey pidgeot U busy?

Pidgeot: hey regris, nah but shouldn't you be?? I thought BOM Had you decoding or somethin

Rebis: they do but I'm already almost done sooo that means I'm basically done. AKA: not busy

Pidgeot: can't hate the logic🤷‍♀️ wdyw anyways?

Rebis: just wanna talk really... Missing you

Pidgeot: oohh

Pidgeot:..Missing you too meowth

Rebis: cooool

Pidgeot: coooool

Pidgeot: is this suppose to be so awkward? And stomach hurting???

Rebis: u 2?? thank lions! I donno, it feels scary.. But nice

Rebis: does that make sense??

Pidgeot: yeah actually! I feel that too, kinda like when I first piloted the green lion. Scary but.. Super awesome and cool

Rebis: if your saying I'm awesome and cool thanks

Rebis: I think your awesome and cool too

Pidgeot: thanks, hey solve the problem

Pidgeot: 🦁 +🦎 = ?

Rebis: 😺 🦎😊

Rebis: there's no happy Lizard emoji

pidgeot: thats ok, it's still the right answer

[keithkog]

Lance will just casually throw out jokes about people’s deaths (ones he’s cried over to me) and I’ll just be sitting there like- “… Lance, they’re dead.”

“That’s the punchline man!”

“… I will never understand your mind.”

-Keith